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I wouldn't want someone who smells as bad as Hamber being in close proximity to my food.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Nope. She burned out her taste buds with that shit (and fat) the same as if she'd had radiation to her fat fucking face.
Never watched House, but to me, she clearly does not really enjoy food, despite her orgasmic moans or retarded wide-eyed staring into the distance as soon as the food hits her tongue and before her body even has a chance to process the taste. I think at this point she likes the idea of food that she eats regularly. When she doesn't like something, I imagine it's because the taste of salt and/or sugar is not as strong as the slop she makes or the takeout she gets, so she actually tastes the food itself. If you blindfolded her and took the sugar-laden orange sauce off her beloved orange chicken (no, I don't believe for a second she doesn't like it any more) and fed her the chicken straight up, she'd hate it.
Some meds do this, and it's hideous. That she managed to eat through it anyway is just a testament to her landwhale status.
Remember thefirst WLS round? "He didn't include any fruits or vegetables!" as if she had either on a regular basis or at all.
I wouldn't want someone who smells like her riding in a car with me. I guess NG,W is as noseblind now as the rest of the gfs got to be after awhile. When I was going through school, I used to work at a variety of jobs. The two areas most notable were farms and raw materials handing factories. It's amazing how much (sometimes literal) shit you can get used to with time.
ETA: LOL. YT hates Hamber.
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Big-Brain Amber is at it again. I really wonder why the mouth-breathers who follow her on YouTube even bother to try and ask her questions...
(This was from Apathetic faxX's YouTube channel. She grabbed it from yet another bullshit Q&A)
Nonono, numbers aren't for objective measurements; they're SUBJECTIVE. Just like she visualizes letters having different colours... despite telling us she has aphantasia and can't visualize at all.
It's just stunneeeeeen how she can't admit any mistake - ANY - no matter how small. Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised... isn't that a textbook lolcow trait?
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To clear up the 'grooming' discussion (though I may be late). There were two minors (while she was on YouTube - not counting Casey in this).
The first one we saw was Libby - this was 2016ish? She was the younger sister of Destiny and Amber's roommate, and was 15 years old. Libby was the one they would hang out with, drink in front of, have sex discussions with, etc. She was also the one that was with them when that creepy neckbeard found them at the restaurant. Captain Neckbeard started acting really creepy with Libby, and Amber just laughed about it, egged him on, and filmed it.
The second one was Dana's neice, who was about 4-5, and this was 2019ish. Amber tagged along with the double-Ds and the girl for a day of excitement where Amber spent lavishly on the little girl. They went to the arcade and she spent a ridiculous amount of money to win lots of junky prizes for her, then Amber took her on a Walmart shopping spree where she bought the girl a bunch of clothing, shoes, Paw Patrol toys, etc. It was the same episode where she showed off that she bought the double-Ds stuff like toothpaste, soap, and tampons or whatever to lord over her ex and point out how poor the double-Ds were. I do believe this was the minor that was originally being discussed on the previous page of this thread.
The TL;DW of this video is that she's alone in the house and eating an entire bag of vegan nuggets. She prides herself on her self-control of not having her usual entire can of Pringles with it. She moans and rolls her eyes through the video... until the boys come home from the gym. Then the rest of the video is dead-eyes and mechanically chewing to get through the plate of food.
And there was another vlog from around this time (not an eating one, but it did involve food - as all of her videos do) where she talked about how she loved the sensation of her mouth full, and of chewing, and the sensation of swallowing. She's also made several videos talking about how she needs to eat until she feels 'fool'.
She doesn't 'like' food. She doesn't 'like' eating. The moaning is all either for the camera (as that's what she sees other mukbang channels do), or possibly to try and get attention from the people around her (though I'd bet that she never moans when she's not filming). She likes the sensation of stuffing her face, and the dopamine hit she gets from the sugar. And I'm sure she likes all of the time that eating requires, because that means that it's time where she doesn't have to work on herself, or even THINK. Thinking is very dangerous, because if she ever tried to rub those two braincells together, she might realize that EVERYONE has hardships in their life, many of whom had and have it far worse than her. AND most of those people can actually FUNCTION in society. That could lead to her possibly realizing that being a 500lb narcissistic P.O.S. *might* be HER FAULT! *GASP* Oh no! Quick, get the iPhone and open the McDonalds app! Big-momma needs her McFlurry!
(This was from Apathetic faxX's YouTube channel. She grabbed it from yet another bullshit Q&A)
Nonono, numbers aren't for objective measurements; they're SUBJECTIVE. Just like she visualizes letters having different colours... despite telling us she has aphantasia and can't visualize at all.
It's just stunneeeeeen how she can't admit any mistake - ANY - no matter how small. Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised... isn't that a textbook lolcow trait?
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To clear up the 'grooming' discussion (though I may be late). There were two minors (while she was on YouTube - not counting Casey in this).
The first one we saw was Libby - this was 2016ish? She was the younger sister of Destiny and Amber's roommate, and was 15 years old. Libby was the one they would hang out with, drink in front of, have sex discussions with, etc. She was also the one that was with them when that creepy neckbeard found them at the restaurant. Captain Neckbeard started acting really creepy with Libby, and Amber just laughed about it, egged him on, and filmed it.
The second one was Dana's neice, who was about 4-5, and this was 2019ish. Amber tagged along with the double-Ds and the girl for a day of excitement where Amber spent lavishly on the little girl. They went to the arcade and she spent a ridiculous amount of money to win lots of junky prizes for her, then Amber took her on a Walmart shopping spree where she bought the girl a bunch of clothing, shoes, Paw Patrol toys, etc. It was the same episode where she showed off that she bought the double-Ds stuff like toothpaste, soap, and tampons or whatever to lord over her ex and point out how poor the double-Ds were. I do believe this was the minor that was originally being discussed on the previous page of this thread.
Okay, I had this long-ass paragraph trying to describe the scene, but I'm just gonna find the video as a screenshot is worth a thousand words....
The TL;DW of this video is that she's alone in the house and eating an entire bag of vegan nuggets. She prides herself on her self-control of not having her usual entire can of Pringles with it. She moans and rolls her eyes through the video... until the boys come home from the gym. Then the rest of the video is dead-eyes and mechanically chewing to get through the plate of food.
And there was another vlog from around this time (not an eating one, but it did involve food - as all of her videos do) where she talked about how she loved the sensation of her mouth full, and of chewing, and the sensation of swallowing. She's also made several videos talking about how she needs to eat until she feels 'fool'.
She doesn't 'like' food. She doesn't 'like' eating. The moaning is all either for the camera (as that's what she sees other mukbang channels do), or possibly to try and get attention from the people around her (though I'd bet that she never moans when she's not filming). She likes the sensation of stuffing her face, and the dopamine hit she gets from the sugar. And I'm sure she likes all of the time that eating requires, because that means that it's time where she doesn't have to work on herself, or even THINK. Thinking is very dangerous, because if she ever tried to rub those two braincells together, she might realize that EVERYONE has hardships in their life, many of whom had and have it far worse than her. AND most of those people can actually FUNCTION in society. That could lead to her possibly realizing that being a 500lb narcissistic P.O.S. *might* be HER FAULT! *GASP* Oh no! Quick, get the iPhone and open the McDonalds app! Big-momma needs her McFlurry!
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That was one of my favorite Amber moments, I laughed my ass off when Eric and Rickie come in and her whole act drops.
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This is random, but that clip of Eric and Ricky entering when she was eating nuggies reminded me of the last day she was in the house because they were moving. She was talking about how much packing and cleaning they (her mom and Becky I doubt she did shit) we’re doing and she was at the stove cooking fucking fried rice lol. Ricky walked in and I can only imagine his thought process like we’re all trying to move and get shit done and your cooking food.
And we must remember according to amber, Eric and Ricky didn’t mind the mattress in the middle of the living room because they loved and cared about her.
And we must remember according to amber, Eric and Ricky didn’t mind the mattress in the middle of the living room because they loved and cared about her.
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That video was a blast from the past.
"I can't stop my life because I want to lose weight."
"You don't get to experience life."
What wonderful life experiences has she had without surgery? Arguably, she can't even handle normal, minor life experiences.
"I can't stop my life because I want to lose weight."
"You don't get to experience life."
What wonderful life experiences has she had without surgery? Arguably, she can't even handle normal, minor life experiences.
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That's the LITTLE GIRL I was referring to. Goddamn, what a greasy fucking CREEP. That squicked me out so much, and the fact she'd get pig mad any time someone tried pointing out to her why this looked so bad really made me sick.
I don't like Becky, or any of the other side characters, but I'm glad they all have severed all contact.
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It's like she made it her life's mission to be a total cunt no matter the situation (type deal molment).
I'm just happy she has no friends with kids. She's just completely stupid (like holding that actual baby on her gunt) or completely creepy (like with the niece and Libby). Since she naturally repels people, at least we don't have to worry about that.
Does anyone actually know why meat "creeps her out"? I don't recall her giving any rationale for it, and prepackaged, processed vegan bullshit is not a good substitute at all. I guess if it comes in convenient piehole-sized nuggets, she's all about it. Like breaking her spaghetti into thirds: easier to eat aka shove into your piehole faster.
I remember the whole Pringles thing after the entire box of nuggies - then a bunch of candy for dessert. She was so PROUD of herself for cutting her usual meal by more than half.
If she ever did that, it would probably cause a singularity to open right there in Lexington and be the end of the world as we know it.
Nah, she'd dismiss it just like she dismissed all the haydurs when they pointed out she didn't have BED. Like a real cunt.
TheCakeIsALie
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Not just overeating on ozempic. But overeating to the point her gallbladder is/was acting up. Too fat to see if her cancer really is gone, too fat to have a functioning gallbladder.
dfranki723
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I do love being reminded of Hambers awful Insta stories.
I see she's claiming she couldn't lose weight eating at a calorie deficit because of her lipedema. It's totally not her just lying about stuffing her fat face. Then she goes on to make sure we all know how suuuuper unique her (most likely self diagnosed) illness is... ''Lipedema is a rare and confusing disease''.
Sorry Fatty but ''Lipedema, or adiposis dolorosa, is a common adipose tissue disorder that is believed to affect nearly 11% of adult women worldwide''. You're not special.
That's not why you weren't losing weight you retard. You were still consistently ramming shit into your mouth and pretending you weren't. That's not MuHhh LiiP3demaah's fault.
I see she's claiming she couldn't lose weight eating at a calorie deficit because of her lipedema. It's totally not her just lying about stuffing her fat face. Then she goes on to make sure we all know how suuuuper unique her (most likely self diagnosed) illness is... ''Lipedema is a rare and confusing disease''.
Sorry Fatty but ''Lipedema, or adiposis dolorosa, is a common adipose tissue disorder that is believed to affect nearly 11% of adult women worldwide''. You're not special.
That's not why you weren't losing weight you retard. You were still consistently ramming shit into your mouth and pretending you weren't. That's not MuHhh LiiP3demaah's fault.
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I suspect it's that it's a lot of things.
1. Li'l baby bitch reaction "OhmyGod! Raw chicken is groossss."
2. Dainty gorls don't eat ANIMALS, ew. Especially large ones, like cows.
Corollary 1; Chickens and turkeys are small and, like. just natural human prey.
Corollary 2: Meat that resembles an actual animal part is not kyyuute. It should be ground up, shaped in a patty, nugget, tube or ball, like God intended.
Corollary 3: Rotissirie chicken excepted, cuz it's sooo gooood.
3. Flavor of the month singer/actor/ MAW is like, totes vegan and skinny.
4. Vague notion of hulthy food being maybe something without colestrol? Crolestol? Sachrated fat?
When we've all seen you eat thousands of turkey meatballs, McNuggets and sausage pizza, you a LAH.
Also, I bet Mama Meth never brought a single raw chicken home. KFC or bust.
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Fat fucking sausage fingers
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She keeps getting her LYMPHedema, not lipodema, wrong. I won't let her forget though.
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She never really gives a reason, I speculate she does it to be so quirky and unique.
Which is why it's so hilarious when she says that she is a "chef"
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Zachary Michael, taking another one for the team.
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When I was a kid, I found that biting into meat and finding some gristle or a tendon or weird little chewy bits that I wasn't expecting to be there legitimately creepy, so I stopped eating meat for my entire childhood and teens to avoid that. Every time she says meat creeps her out this is what I assume she means, though she's never explained in detail, and it clearly doesn't creep her out that much since she still eats it.
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There are dead birds falling from the sky in Lexington Ky. Did Amber fart?
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Why does he look more and more deranged?
WorldEater
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Its a
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Nietzsche
side effect from replicating the Ham's food choices.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Nietzsche
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Zachary Michael is starting his Oli London arc.