Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

Scared of getting shot in a theater? Did she just learn about Abraham Lincoln or something?

Gorl, she only learned he was a president last year. She's going to need another 30 years to learn he's dead.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Gorl, she only learned he was a president last year. She's going to need another 30 years to learn he's dead.

That's literally why I asked, it was a half joke. I'm wondering if she legit learned about his assassination and is like "muh anxieties"

 

[marjoram]

Spoiler: In regards to your spoiler

I dated a guy whose cousin's mother was hit by a semi-truck because of poor life choices (I know that sounds harsh but its true) and killed. She was in her 30's and had one of those ridiculous life insurance policies. You know the kind, "pay pennies a month and have your family covered" with the insurance companies idea that since you are in your 30's the likeliness of you dying is almost zero, ANYHOW she dies and he inherits close to a 1 million when he is 6 years old. Well, he cant get to it until he is 18 so it gets put in a trust fund and just generates money for 12 years. Long story short, this dude (while not a bad person and mean that in terms of Amber he is a saint) is a NEET and also developed a drinking problem. He gets a stipend of close to to 6k a month so he does have to work and just sits around drinking his life away and living in filth and drowning what little is left of himself in whiskey. The dude had literally drank himself into intensive care at least a dozen times. He is in his 20's and has liver failure to give a picture of the amount of alcohol he consumes. He, like Amber, has NEVER had to work for anything and probably never will because of how much that million generated over the years.

I never thought that the situation above could be applied to Amber, but its true. She got a taste of what it was like to have money at a very early age, or earlier than most, AND also always had someone on the side who was willing to take care of her, drive her around etc. She has never had to work for anything in her fat life and therefore doesn't have a concept of value for anything, emotional or material. She tried to buy peoples affecting with things because that's how she was conditioned and coupled with her natural greed I think it makes for a deadly (and obnoxious) combination.

And you are right, its too late to salvage the person that she could have been because she has poisoned herself to her very core and has completely ruined her body. There may be a time where she can enjoy a life outside the pitiful white tower of fat that she has made for herself but that is going to be far away and is going to take a lot of self improvement that I think she is too lazy to even attempt. Whatever could have been nurtured deep down in the darkness of her soul has long ago suffocated beneath her fat.

She is a braggart whose life no one would trade theirs for because of how shitty and empty it is. And I get it, I have days where I get a little envious of her but then common sense kicks in and I laugh at myself for being a faggot and questioning my own quality of life. While Amber has money, her's is a sad existence, no amount of shit will ever get her the happiness that she is looking for, no amount of weight loss will accomplish that either.

Meh, she learned that shit in foster care. It was always someone else's job to take care of her, buy her things, feed her--then she was off to the next home where everything repeated itself, except no one had her long enough to teach her anything. That's why it was so easy for her to leech off Casey's mom, then Krystal's family. Catering to Amber is what they were suppose to do, right?

But don't believe her whining about how tough she had it. I mean, fostering isn't great but it was better than her bios. The worst she can come up with is "everybody else got whole milk but I had to drink 2%! In front of EVERYBODY!!!".

 

[Trees]

But don't believe her whining about how tough she had it

Amber might not have the emotional maturity to express difficult concepts in the way an adult who has processed their childhood experiences might, but I don't think it's right to dismiss how fucked up it is for a kid to be separated from their family. Even if it's a nightmare house, kids love their families. They can't help themselves at that age. It's even worse to separated from their siblings as well, and to shuffle between homes and institutional settings for most of the rest of their childhood. It's really sad that Amber got precious little positive guidance as a teenager, when we all need it the most, and wasn't receptive to the few who tried. It's sad that she never had a bond with a long term foster family who could have been a comfort to her when everything was so unfair, and taught Amber some measure of independence and unconditional love. I can see how Amber came to believe that no one loves her - what else was she supposed to think in that situation type deal? All of that is terrible and she didn't do anything to deserve it.

It's still not an excuse. Kids grow up in cults, or war zones, or get cancer, but still grow up to be productive and as positive individuals as possible all things considered. But just going by statistics, Amber has beaten the odds in the sense that she has a high school diploma and has never been arrested. Foster care does a number on the kids who experience it and it makes me sad.

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

Not to mention that she doesn't seem to have a positive role model in her life. Just insipid fellow vloggers like Tricia Paytas or Shane Dawson. Her daily activities really make me think that this is her impression of adult life: cookeen, cleaneen, buyeen groceries. Just surface level stuff.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

what else was she supposed to think in that situation type deal? All of that is terrible and she didn't do anything to deserve it.

Stop symping for her, serious. Not gonna PL but my childhood certainly wasn't the Cleavers. My mark of success was NEVER dwelling on that shit. It was moving forward and putting my shitty childhood behind me. I forced myself to become relatively successful, even to this day at the ripe old age of 67.

She's a grown ass bitch at over 30. The time for "Woe is me" should have been left in the dust YEARS ago. Not an iota of fucking sympathy for this circus side show fat freak here. ZERO.

STOP making excuses for her. STOP. She has a plethora of excuses of her own and NONE of them justify her inability to deal with what any of us consider to be "life."

Meh, I'll bow out here. You can continue to over analyze and make excuses for her teary-eyed fatphobia shit. I refuse to simply because SHE refuses to grow the fuck up.

Slappy out.

 

[Trees]

Stop symping for her, serious.

Is it really simping to say that foster care is hard on people who grow up in it? I admit that I've found myself with drink tonight and that makes me more tender hearted than usual, but c'mon. You're not the boss of what goes on in this thread. Nuance isn't dead. Amber can have a tragic backstory and be a piece of shit at the same time.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Is it really simping to say that foster care is hard on people who grow up in it? I admit that I've found myself with drink tonight and that makes me more tender hearted than usual, but c'mon. You're not the boss of what goes on in this thread. Nuance isn't dead. Amber can have a tagic backstory and be a piece of shit at the same time.

We can all be pieces of shit at times. I don't boss a damn thing. Only call it as I see it. But you do you.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

SO (as Hamber would say) Sunday night I saw she'd uploaded and thought about doing a recap, but let's just say that the margaritas were GREAT. They went well with both the KC BBQ and the Philly cheesesteaks. Yesterday I spent 16 hours recovering data for a law firm because one of their partners keeled over and had a massive coronary in his office while eating takeout from the greasy fried chicken joint nearby. He took all his passwords with him. People, keeping your passwords secure is proper, and commendable. But for fuck's sake, store a list of them somewhere secure as well, in at least one other location, in case something happens to wherever you use them most (the office burns down) or you (you die from a massive coronary event or choke on a wing). Dude weighed more than Hamber, but was taller than she is, so I'd say they would match up pretty evenly on the landwhale scale.

Spoiler: cook w/ me, this is serious (rumor), & psych evaluation - was I approved for wls? | vlog -February 12, 2023

"Welcome" on an opening card, Hamber in a VO. The only consistent thing about Hamber is her eating and laziness. It surely isn't intros/outros or anything quality about her videos.

Ripping into paper bags from Whole Foods like a fucking animal. That Whole Foods is within walking distance of The Henry. But she has that dangleen ankle, which she said was healing and fine in one video, then in another, more recent video used her ankle as an excuse as to why she wasn't exercising, even for the reason she wasn't using the below desk pedal thing MG,W got her for xmas. So basically, she's not exercising. At all. Way to stick to the WLS program and better your life, Hamber, you lazy shit. I'm guessing no PT for that ankle, either. What a shocker.

Groceries: frozen corn, bell peppers, oranges, cream cheese spread, three small packs of salami ("I love these, they are so good and for one of them is only 180 calories and 12 protein." Would it fucking kill you to say the unit of measurement? Grams. See? Not difficult.), mozzarella wrapped salami, mozzarella string cheese, a bag of shredded iceberg lettuce (FFS, You may as well eat air.), salsa (But remember, she doesn't like tomatoes, guise), [apologizes for lighting; as usual, has not done anything about it], bell peppers, "two white onion" (yes, she used the singular), "thing" (jar) of basil pesto, mandarins, oranges, vodka pasta sauce by Rao's, aygs, a "thing" (package) of smoked turkey kielbasa, two packs of ground turkey.

Overall, for a normal human being eating normal portion sizes of normal food, I'd give this group of groceries a grade of B.
For someone who is supposedly on a "weight loss jerneeee", I'd give this group of groceries a grade of F.

Cook with Me card. Claims people have requested she show more of her cooking. No. They have been requesting you getting off your shelf ass and walking or doing literally ANYTHING out of that stankpartment.

What the fuck was that cooking monstrosity? JFC, tomato-based pasta sauce and an entire jar of basil pesto sauce? "Fresh garlic tastes better than the jarred stuff."? Says someone who adds a quarter fucking cup of garlic powder to everything. Cream cheese? Sriacha? Would it fucking kill you to eat a normal goddamned meal using a single line of compatible flavors? Not even five minutes into this latest giant turd and I already want to throat punch her. I guess MG,W told her to mince her own damn garlic and chop her own onions. Good.

Water's boiling for pasta. Salted and a little oil. I bet she doesn't understand why. Limp strips of turkey. I suppose this is the "ground" turkey, even though technically it isn't ground. Whatever.




GODDAMN. I was only semi-joking when I said a quarter cup of garlic powder. Worse, this is garlic SALT. Way to watch those sodiumz, Hamber. She also dumps a shitload of pepper on the turkey. It would be nice if for once you took into consideration that other peoples' tastebuds are not burned out by a decade and a half of crap takeout and fast food. Ha! I must be crazy. This is Hamber we're talking about. She's a world class chef, y'all, in addition to all the other things she's #1 in.

She breaks the pasta not in half but in thirds to "make it easier to eat" what? Then she adds the onion and garlic on top of the turkey she already garlic salted and peppered to death. Swell. Raw onion pasta. Yum. You're supposed to sauite the aromatics before adding the meat, idiot. Jump to her cutting the florets off the broccoli. Not using the stalks? Those are just as good for you. Didn't she insult keto by saying she didn't want to be eating chicken and broccoli al the time? Ad didn't she say broccoli "triggered" her? Ah, well, add broccoli to the "allergy" to ayggs into the urban myth file in the amberverse report. Throws the broccoli in the pan with the turkey, raw onion, and garlic. If you're keeping score, that's two raw ingredients now in her slop pasta, three if you count the minced garlic.

Dumps the jar of vodka sauce into the pan, along with a tablespoon of basil pesto, and then a tablespoon of that cream cheese spread ("to give it, like, a cream effect, if you will". Says she knows people made fun of her trainwreck cooking, but "I'm not trainwreck like that no more." "I used to make some weird soups, not gonna lie, and they were delish (NO THEY WERE NOT), but I'm in my 30s now..." PerfectGrammarLynn never fails to entertain. And what fucking difference does "being in my 30s now, and that was six or seven years ago" have to do with any of this? We've graduated from throwing a bunch of competing flavors into a pot to make slop soup to throwing a bunch of competing flavors into a pan to make slop pasta? Congrats.

Of course they both give it a ten out of ten. Thank you, no. However, I will note that it appears Hamber has gotten over her bullshit gallbladder excuse if she's eating that monstrosity and isn't worried about getting swoleen from all the sodiumz.













Twinkie sighting. Posed shot with Twinkie and a floret of broccoli in her mouth. Hamber asks Alexa if dogs can have broccoli, se says yes, and MG,W puts Twinkie down and says she can eat it now.

Hamber's book review. Skip. She made a bookmark. Where is the bookmark Pink Sparkles sent you?

Next day

Primping for the psych eval zoom session. That moon on her shirt reminds me of the outhouse we had when I was a kid, before the city graced us with city water and the bills that go with it. I'm just going to call it the outhouse shirt. That's fitting since she is full of shit. Outhouse shirt it is! Braids her hair, which looks like she actually washed it. Maybe MG,W hosed her down. Then earrings, balhblah. Don't care. She's really anxious to get this done. Talks more about her hair. Don't care. Says something about the psych telling her they won't write up "the full paper until tomorrow, and I don't know what that is. Do I get a copy? Does it just got to the surgeon?" Why didn't you just fucking ask them when they told you this, dumbass? GeniusLynn, so smart. So incurious.

She's all giddy now, claims the psych is "recommended me to the surgeon for WLS." Does a little toddler dance, then yammers at MG,W about how she's had to say "No." every hour of the das about getting takeout or a snack, etc. So it makes total sense that you bring snack meat and cheese into the house. Good job. Asks Alexa to multiply 20 by 24, gets 480 as the response, and says "I've had to say NO 480 times! I'm so proud!" Proud of not understanding that 480 is the total number of hours including sleeping and all the naps you take? Great job, 145IQLynn.

Claims the psych told her a "binge" is eating three times what you would eat in a single meal. She gleefully says that's not her - of course it isn't. your average meal is already three times what a normal person would eat, Fatty. And you blamed it on BED, which you have decided you no longer have after weaponizing it to excuse your gluttonous ways. Fuck out of here with that noise and go apologize to your viewers for lying for a decade. Further claims the psych said she was "resilient" and that she "beat the odds". Did he also compliment you on your Instagram presence? And what odds did you beat, exactly? Because you ate your way into being a 600 pound behemoth instead of doing drugs means you did NOT beat the odds.

JFC, let the rest of her bullshit go faster.

Rarity sighting - her asshole, anyway.

Hamber claims she has an appointment with her doctor and has to get labs done. Didn't you already have labs done? Twelve vials worth of blood and all that? The Farms remembers. She has to go get an EKG. The way she's acting, you'd think that these things are just things to be marked off and she cam get WLS. Won't she be dishar-en when she gets told there are other things she has to do.

Unboxing shit from users, don't care. Oh, candy! White chocolate gummy bears, five bags worth. I'd give that shit away, too, because it looks and sounds gross. "Don't send me food please." Will you stop making clickbaity thumbnails posing with food, hypocrite? Also received a cup from a viewer that has Twinkie's face all around it. Washes it, then pours a bottle of water into it. More dumping crap that is already in a container into another container. Is "trying" to cut down on using straws, yet right here dumps that bottle into the new cup and drinks it. With a straw. It's all just so very stupid and asinine. Then she hideously bounces her lower back fat like it's her ass, trying to twerk while yelling like a fucking toddler that she's drinking out of Twinkie. That is not your shelf ass, retard. It's the fat in your lower back and you look like the demented fever dream of someone who drank real absinthe and then dropped a tab of LSD, bouncing your fat around while dressed in your outhouse shirt.

Cooking again. Kielbasa, broccoli, onion. "For seasoneen, I literally just added pepper, a little bit of garlic salt, and red pepper flakes ". Literally? Godddamn, Hamber, you and your fucking crutch words. And why are you adding garlic SALT to a fucking kielbasa? The red pepper flakes add "spice without adding flavor." What the fuck? Of course they add flavor, you retard. WTF do you think "spicy" is? You're not dealing with a goddamned ghost chile sky high on the Scoville scale, or straight up capsaicin. But what the fuck do I know, compared to ChefLynn, who historically has always cooked, and tried various cuisines to ensure her palate is both versatile and well-traveled in order to properly taste the food she makes and eats, always with the appropriate levels of seasoning the meal as she's making it. Now that I think about it, she could run the bracket on Iron Chef, I bet.

Watching tv. Skip.

Hamber now trying to convince everyone that she's so very different than she was last year. Her mental health is so much better, guise, she's doing better and being better, because of a whole year with her psychologist. She's learned new coping skills! The psych who said it was fine to eat on YT? To just have whatever you want? And what are those coping skills, anyway? You're the same person you've always been, narc. Says she's getting WLS, and she's going to change her life and she's "passionate" about it now versus three years ago. She's going to do everything they say because she is not going to mess this up. LOL. OK. If you're doing everything they tell you, why is your shelf ass once again parked onthe couch or wheer the fuck you say you're sitting these days? Where's the exercise two to three times a week that you said they wanted you to do? You obviously didn't do any PT for your dangleen ankle. All you did was sit in bed and eat. Now all you do is sit somewhere and eat wen you're not coloring or playing with a Lego kit. Don't try to convince us you did everything they asked after the hystericalectomy, either. They wanted you to walk and you didn't. You even admitted on camera that you didn't. You won't even walk now, pre-surgery. I bet you won't post-surgery, either. Laziest YT I've ever seen.

Hamber tells on herself by defending her "I don't drink" answer on the psych eval by claiming they were only interested in the last three months. Several people who have gone through WLS say you're a lying sack of shit. I'll believe them over you any time. You can always tell that she's done something by how eager she is to prove the haydurs wrong about her doing it. I know they ask about substance abuse, too. Did you lie about your adventures with Delta8, something you yourself said was becoming an addiction? Bet you lied and said you don't use anything.

Finishes trying to defend herself and says she hopes we enjoyed this.

Spoiler alert: I did not.

TL;DW/R: More groceries, cooked pasta with tomato pasta sauce, basil pesto, cream cheese, raw onion, and raw broccoli. So much for gallbladder worries. How convenient. Claims to have passed the psych eval and the psych told her how awesome she is. Tries to twerk but winds up jus bouncing her lower back fat around. Not a fun watch, 0/10 would not recommend. Cooks kielbasa with broccoli and onion and of course dumps seasoning in the pan that is already present in the kielbasa. Uses a whole segment to address her answers about drinking for the psych eval. Methinks the Hamber doth protest too much. Rarity! Alas, Hamber keeps talking, says people are tryin to get her down but she's not going to let it affect her - but she will let it affect her enough to make a whole segment of a video about something. If you ever go to Vegas, Hamber, stay away from the poker tables. I guess you will, since I bet you'd be waddling around to endless buff-ET in the casino. Signs off. The end.

The French. Never put your faith in them coming through for you. This one, from four days ago, didn't even crack 50K views. In fact, it barely went over 40K, clocking in at a measly 42K.

In fact, only the first two of her WLS jernee videos have more likes than dislikes, and neither of them went over 50K. The current one - the one in this recap - only has 40K views in two days. If the trend continues like the others, it will likely gain a couple thousand more and then stall.

Better start shopping at Wommart and buying their store/generic brand, Hamber. You're going to need every penny. Or go to Aldi.

 

[marjoram]

Amber might not have the emotional maturity to express difficult concepts in the way an adult who has processed their childhood experiences might, but I don't think it's right to dismiss how fucked up it is for a kid to be separated from their family. Even if it's a nightmare house, kids love their families. They can't help themselves at that age. It's even worse to separated from their siblings as well, and to shuffle between homes and institutional settings for most of the rest of their childhood. It's really sad that Amber got precious little positive guidance as a teenager, when we all need it the most, and wasn't receptive to the few who tried. It's sad that she never had a bond with a long term foster family who could have been a comfort to her when everything was so unfair, and taught Amber some measure of independence and unconditional love. I can see how Amber came to believe that no one loves her - what else was she supposed to think in that situation type deal? All of that is terrible and she didn't do anything to deserve it.

It's still not an excuse. Kids grow up in cults, or war zones, or get cancer, but still grow up to be productive and as positive individuals as possible all things considered. But just going by statistics, Amber has beaten the odds in the sense that she has a high school diploma and has never been arrested. Foster care does a number on the kids who experience it and it makes me sad.

Ok. You've been here as long as I have but you seem to have forgotten some FatAl lore. She wasn't bounced around nearly as much as she'd like you to think, she had the brother she knew with her most of the time. She was reunited with her parents for a "trial period" that seems to get longer every time she tells the story and she had a foster mom who paid for WW for her and with whom she kept in touch at least through the Casey era.

I'm not gonna go on about what's "fair" and what's "unfair". She had it a lot better than a lot of foster kids was my point. Does every child "deserve" a perfect childhood? Sure, I guess. But nobody ever gets one.

Bottom line, FatAl's an asshole and I like to point and laugh at her.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

What gets me is that this wouldn't be a contentious topic if she were a guy. The moment Casey and Libby came up she'd be immediately cancelled and facing legal repercussions.

 

[dfranki723]

I always leaned towards her getting taken away, finding that foster family pretty soon (the Disney trip bollocks) and then latched onto Casey once she was done with them. Everything else she has described is so disjointed and ever changing.

I always want to put it out there that whilst some foster kids are obviously traumatised and abused there are also fuckers like Hamber who since childhood KNOW how to use their unfortunate position as a tool. They thrive on the sympathy and free reign to do as they please due to having this ''tragic backstory''. I've seen that shit so much and those who fall for it are encouraging it.

I'm also fairly sure that the reason she didn't develop a ''long term bond'' with her foster family is because she decided to latch onto Casey for a free ride as soon as she could. Everyone in her life outside of her parents has babied this cunt and provided for her. Her foster family probably would have done the same if she'd have let them but that also would've meant giving them some control over her life and that's a no-no.

Maybe we'd have a better understanding of the legitimate timeline if she wasn't a pathological liar.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Like most things Big Al says, I'd take the foster care stories with a pinch of garlic salt. After all, on one hand she was passed around from home to home, was dirt poor, had nothing to call her own and was boolyeeed at school, whilst on the other hand she was a popular gorl giving handjobs in the cinema, playing legit soccer, was a choreographic queen winning all the talent shows, had a teacher pay for her to attend WW (once) to help her lose weight, and her foster parents forked over $$$ to buy her fatass an extra seat on the plane with her brother without hesitation. Now I admit I have zero experience of the care system but it's certainly not unlike Amber to jettison anyone who is no longer useful to her, hence why she has no friends.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

I always want to put it out there that whilst some foster kids are obviously traumatised and abused there are also fuckers like Hamber who since childhood KNOW how to use their unfortunate position as a tool. They thrive on the sympathy and free reign to do as they please due to having this ''tragic backstory''. I've seen that shit so much and those who fall for it are encouraging it.

This is why the cancer puritans should reconsider their position, it's something she latches onto at the highest levels of enablement. She's gone as far as very recently clickbaiting cancer and that's foul play when given these kinds of passes. It's a blank check for a lot of people because almost everyone's been affected by it in their own PL so as people with real empathy, we'll let it slide. This is the malicious use of health to manipulate that I thoroughly loathe.

Now I admit I have zero experience of the care system but it's certainly not unlike Amber to jettison anyone who is no longer useful to her, hence why she has no friends.

She doesn't even have acquaintances, everything about her is about what she can get out of it. I'm actually grateful for Alex over there, she's the first time since getting those foster parents that someone is taking from her. Despite what it looks like right now, I'm convinced she's a net negative for Hamber as her desperation and lashing out follows the pattern of every single one of these narc YouTubers that get high off of their pride. Karina's annoying AF but she almost always gets the call outs right when it comes to what Amber is up to. Spot on with the feeder vlog shit and always bringing up views and money that reaction channels are stealing from her.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

As a foster kid myself (that's as much PL as I'm gonna get) it's really aggravating to hear a 30 year old woman blame all of her problems on something that happeed basically a decade ago. Boohoo, your childhood sucked. You're an adult. Your problems are your problems, you need to nut up and fix them. You can't blame all of your arrested development on your upbringing for the rest of your life. Fix it or dwell in it but I love having someone to hate so I guess what she's doing works too

 

[Constellationzero]

What gets me is that this wouldn't be a contentious topic if she were a guy. The moment Casey and Libby came up she'd be immediately cancelled and facing legal repercussions.

She still does. Don't forget the LITTLE GIRL she was grooming. Buying gifts inappropriately and saying inappropriate shit. One of Dunce Cap's family members, or Dana's, I think. And she'd get pig mad every time someone hit the nail on the head calling her the greasy PREDATOR she is.

Fat Albert and Chantal are damn similar.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

She still does. Don't forget the LITTLE GIRL she was grooming. Buying gifts inappropriately and saying inappropriate shit. One of Dunce Cap's family members, or Dana's, I think.

If I'm remembering correctly, I believe it was Destiny's niece

 

[pippeyyy]

If I'm remembering correctly, I believe it was Destiny's niece

I thought it was Destiny and Amber's roommates sister? The stripper.

 

[TardiX]

My favorite part of the "never actually had BED, just eat when I'm bored! Snort snort" story line is what that then says about the OMG BOOHOO RELAPSE chips ahoy tiktok she made. Thank god she never eats 3 times what she normally would!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It's probably just me...but does anyone else abhor how fatties (like Hamber, Chantal, et. al.) all have such "food aggression" that they always rip into, tear apart from the middle, and sunder open their bags of food?

Not just you at all.

I thought it was Destiny and Amber's roommates sister? The stripper.

It was the little girl from the kiddie arcade those retars would go to - Destiny's niece I believe is correct as far as identity goes.


Another thought: What happened to the Sunday weigh in? We know she wasn't doing a damn thing except sitting on her ass.