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obeyyourbrain said:
I can't believe you assholes are paying this idiot. I'd rather him be gone than profiting off of being a lazy cock sucker. You're just as bad as him if you give him money.
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Off-Topic: How did you join this forum 3 years ago, only to make your first post. Not to mention, :alog:

Look, I was like you once, wondering why retards threw their money at Chris (Hi DStecks), but then again, it's their money. If they think it's a good use of it, and they're happy, then what's the point of caring about who it goes to. It's not harming anyone, just let it be.
 
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Ntwadumela said:
Hey everyone! this is my first post on the site and I've been lurking for a long time, and the posts on this site have provided me with hours of entertainment. On to the subject, the way I see it, and this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but I honestly found Bluespike's antics to be funny. However, I believe Chris had the option to close contact with him since he's a grown-ass man, and that he decided to shove the medallion up his ass instead of burning it, so in a way he brought it upon himself.
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Bluespike was a sociopathic little shit. "The reveal" continues to go down as one of the most depressing things I've ever bothered to listen to.

Chris by contrast is usually less malicious and more of an idiot. If not an idiot, socially isolated and not right in the head. A lot of people forget that aspect of the guy. Chris is not a normal human being and you really can't expect the same things out of him that you would most other people. That isn't an "excuse" for some of the fucked up shit he's done, but it does explain why he's willing to go through with some of this crap to begin with. We're talking about a coddled autistic man who is, more than likely, dealing with some sort of serious mental illness that's being left untreated. Like, this is a person who thinks Sonichu is a flesh and blood creature that he can talk to, seemingly. If you ask him to describe his life for you then he'll relate a whole list of bizarre and delusional conspiracy theories as a way of making sense of it, each of which is more outlandish than the last. To hear Chris talk you'd think the entirety of the state of Virginia and every educational, legal, legislative, and social institution within it is purposely colluding to ruin his life. Him specifically. Chris looks at the world around him and sees his college dean, his old friends (Megan etc), the police, Snyder, and a never ending cadre of internet trolls sitting in a smokey back room and conspiring to destroy him.

Chris has no grasp on reality. His autism prevents him understanding how other people see him, his parents were/are dysfunctional people who really werent all there themselves, and on top of all that Chris (from an outsider's perspective anyway) looks like he's struggling with schizophrenia or some shit. Or at the very least some sort of serious mental problem that people who've examined him perhaps naively attributed solely to autism. Bluespike took advantage of all that and in the process probably made the whole situation far worse, even if Chris rarely seems to express it.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
Bluespike was a sociopathic little shit. "The reveal" continues to go down as one of the most depressing things I've ever bothered to listen to.

Chris by contrast is usually less malicious and more of an idiot. If not an idiot, socially isolated and not right in the head. A lot of people forget that aspect of the guy. Chris is not a normal human being and you really can't expect the same things out of him that you would most other people. That isn't an "excuse" for some of the fucked up shit he's done, but it does explain why he's willing to go through with some of this crap to begin with. We're talking about a coddled autistic man who is, more than likely, dealing with some sort of serious mental illness that's being left untreated. Like, this is a person who thinks Sonichu is a flesh and blood creature that he can talk to, seemingly. If you ask him to describe his life for you then he'll relate a whole list of bizarre and delusional conspiracy theories as a way of making sense of it, each of which is more outlandish than the last. To hear Chris talk you'd think the entirety of the state of Virginia and every educational, legal, legislative, and social institution within it is purposely colluding to ruin his life. Him specifically. Chris looks at the world around him and sees his college dean, his old friends (Megan etc), the police, Snyder, and a never ending cadre of internet trolls sitting in a smokey back room and conspiring to destroy him.

Chris has no grasp on reality. His autism prevents him understanding how other people see him, his parents were/are dysfunctional people who really werent all there themselves, and on top of all that Chris (from an outsider's perspective anyway) looks like he's struggling with schizophrenia or some shit. Or at the very least some sort of serious mental problem that people who've examined him perhaps naively attributed solely to autism. Bluespike took advantage of all that and in the process probably made the whole situation far worse, even if Chris rarely seems to express it.
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Very informative post. However, to give credit to Chris, he did manage to graduate from highschool and attempt to get a job before. Plus, he claims to have high-functioning autism, which means that he can function almost as well as a normal person. I strongly believe his main problem was that he was so fixated on scoring with women that he failed to see the entire picture as a result. Bluespike managed to take advantage of that, and you know the rest. I'm sure he does feel some regret at what he did, he's older now. Believe me, I don't hate Chris at all, but many of his decisions are cringeworthy.
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
Bluespike was a sociopathic little shit. "The reveal" continues to go down as one of the most depressing things I've ever bothered to listen to.

Chris by contrast is usually less malicious and more of an idiot. If not an idiot, socially isolated and not right in the head. A lot of people forget that aspect of the guy. Chris is not a normal human being and you really can't expect the same things out of him that you would most other people. That isn't an "excuse" for some of the fucked up shit he's done, but it does explain why he's willing to go through with some of this crap to begin with. We're talking about a coddled autistic man who is, more than likely, dealing with some sort of serious mental illness that's being left untreated. Like, this is a person who thinks Sonichu is a flesh and blood creature that he can talk to, seemingly. If you ask him to describe his life for you then he'll relate a whole list of bizarre and delusional conspiracy theories as a way of making sense of it, each of which is more outlandish than the last. To hear Chris talk you'd think the entirety of the state of Virginia and every educational, legal, legislative, and social institution within it is purposely colluding to ruin his life. Him specifically. Chris looks at the world around him and sees his college dean, his old friends (Megan etc), the police, Snyder, and a never ending cadre of internet trolls sitting in a smokey back room and conspiring to destroy him.

Chris has no grasp on reality. His autism prevents him understanding how other people see him, his parents were/are dysfunctional people who really werent all there themselves, and on top of all that Chris (from an outsider's perspective anyway) looks like he's struggling with schizophrenia or some shit. Or at the very least some sort of serious mental problem that people who've examined him perhaps naively attributed solely to autism. Bluespike took advantage of all that and in the process probably made the whole situation far worse, even if Chris rarely seems to express it.
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I think that's a little exaggerated. In reality, Chris is just autistic and Bluespike was just a sperg. Chris isn't schizophrenic, I don't know what would make you say that (talking to a body pillow isn't schizophrenia, it's called being a lonely weeb). The call wasn't depressing, it was just kinda stupid. Bluespike wasn't a sociopath, he was just a kid and a somewhat failed troll.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Considering who Marvin and I are, well...

Believe what you want, I guess. Chris got his duck in the pond by paying for it on backpage, I don't know why it seems so difficult a thing to believe.
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Sorry but it seems a bit rude not taking your word for it but i need legitimate proof of information for me to believe a lolcows antics, I guess you could say its how i see things when anyone can fake anything on the internet where the memory of Deagle Nation still lingers
 
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Weeny Tran said:
People being envious that Chris had sex before them will always be a thing, I suppose.
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Personally I am simply amazed he even knows how to actually have sex, since he demonstrated such a miserable lack of knowledge on anatomy. @Alec Benson Leary when you say you can confirm about the prostitute, do you mean you can confirm he actually fucked her in the definition of the word, or just that Chris thought what he did was sex and that your confirmation simply extends to having hired her?
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
Personally I am simply amazed he even knows how to actually have sex, since he demonstrated such a miserable lack of knowledge on anatomy. @Alec Benson Leary when you say you can confirm about the prostitute, do you mean you can confirm he actually fucked her in the definition of the word, or just that Chris thought what he did was sex and that your confirmation simply extends to having hired her?
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He's seen porn. He knows the basics.

He's fucked her. It was a shock to absolutly everyone when it happend yes, but it happened years ago. Just accept it.
 
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Jerkop In Training said:
Sorry but it seems a bit rude not taking your word for it but i need legitimate proof for information for me to believe a lolcows antics, I guess you could say its how i see things when anyone can fake something on the internet where the memory of Deagle Nation still lingers
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Not sure if this will suffice as evidence, but there is an article about the hooker on the cwcki:
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mia_Hamm
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
Personally I am simply amazed he even knows how to actually have sex, since he demonstrated such a miserable lack of knowledge on anatomy. @Alec Benson Leary when you say you can confirm about the prostitute, do you mean you can confirm he actually fucked her in the definition of the word, or just that Chris thought what he did was sex and that your confirmation simply extends to having hired her?
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Chris has a penis. That penis went inside of a vagina. Then out of it, then into it again. That went on for a little bit of time.

But hey, maybe that's not cultural sex. I don't know, I'm not an anthropologist.
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
Personally I am simply amazed he even knows how to actually have sex, since he demonstrated such a miserable lack of knowledge on anatomy. @Alec Benson Leary when you say you can confirm about the prostitute, do you mean you can confirm he actually fucked her in the definition of the word, or just that Chris thought what he did was sex and that your confirmation simply extends to having hired her?
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Alec said:
Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end.
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http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mia_Hamm
 
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