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[Jacks Dead Arm]

A full bag of sugar and a full bag of salt.

I knew I forgot something! Diabetic coma inducing levels of sugar!

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

There have been a recent trend of people frying food with different cereals/chips, so I guess jack is just late to the game

The vid is pretty old. Looks like around the time he moved to TN. I can't say I ever looked at a box of CTC and thought ' You know what would make this better? Chicken.'

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I don't know if this has been posted before, but here is yet another amazing Jack chicken recipe. I have to ask: Why would anyone think this is a good thing to do with chicken?

ive heard of blitzing frosted flakes for chicken but this? this is haram

 

[toilet_rainbow]

He also did that “lazy man’s chicken and waffles” video where he coated chicken in crushed ice cream cone pieces.

Not as gross as Cinnamon Toast Crunch pink chicken, but in the same vein.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He also did that “lazy man’s chicken and waffles” video where he coated chicken in crushed ice cream cone pieces.

Not as gross as Cinnamon Toast Crunch pink chicken, but in the same vein.

I've done pretzels, potato chips and even corn flakes as a coating for chicken but Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Fuck no. Unless you're doing some kind of variation where a touch of cinnamon is added to the flour along with other spices but that plus the sugar and the chicken would taste like candy.

Which is probably what he wanted.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know if this has been posted before, but here is yet another amazing Jack chicken recipe. I have to ask: Why would anyone think this is a good thing to do with chicken?

Apparently it's a thing. He stole it from some source, but I'm not sure which. There's a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chicken & Waffles that actually sort of barely makes sense, although I can't see really making it because the waffles and syrup is already plenty sweet and the greasy crispy chicken is a contrast to it. Making them both sickly sweet doesn't make sense.

I've done pretzels, potato chips and even corn flakes as a coating for chicken but Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Fuck no.

I've also seen Captain Crunch, something I also wouldn't do. I don't mind weird shit crushed up to bread chicken, but it should be savory, not sweet. So triscuits, tortilla chips, potato chips (like Snoop Dogg's fried chicken recipe), saltine crackers (for Midwestern style breaded pork tenderloin), Ritz crackers, or really almost anything crunchy that can be crumbled.

Not cereal that is more than half sugar.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Specifically which ads? Can't say as I don't watch sportsball especially not the Superbowl. But most likely it showed things like black and white folk together, examples of inclusiveness and possibly some things that are considered overly liberal by these people.

Remember Jagoff and his friends think they're the true Americans and represent what that means.

EDIT: I have no idea what he's complaining about unless it's there's a lot of niggos and commercials for beer? I'm right now 32 minutes into superbowl commercials and have yet to see one that is "woke". In other words I think Jagoff and friends are just pissy that people other than white folk are advertising stuff. Or maybe it's the Jesus commercials they're pissed off at because they don't show their particular version of Christianity.

I watched the game last night and don't recall any particular woke shit, in fact it was the opposite with the multiple Jesus ads. Maybe he was angy at Rhianna being the halftime show? But her performance was bland as mayo and literally her backup dancers were dressed in all white. Jack's just tarding out for the sake of it, or probably the ICU nurses didn't get him the extra serving of Mac n cheese he so desperately needed.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I watched the game last night and don't recall any particular woke shit, in fact it was the opposite with the multiple Jesus ads. Maybe he was angy at Rhianna being the halftime show? But her performance was bland as mayo and literally her backup dancers were dressed in all white. Jack's just tarding out for the sake of it, or probably the ICU nurses didn't get him the extra serving of Mac n cheese he so desperately needed.

I wonder what is holding him up in the hospital that he can still shitpost but apparently can't leave except AMA? Especially after this long, just why is he still there?

 

[RodgerDodger]

I don't know if this has been posted before, but here is yet another amazing Jack chicken recipe. I have to ask: Why would anyone think this is a good thing to do with chicken?

Well I mean technically he hasn’t gone into a Diabetic Coma yet? So there’s still room to cross that off his Bucket List

 

[AnOminous]

But her performance was bland as mayo and literally her backup dancers were dressed in all white. Jack's just tarding out for the sake of it, or probably the ICU nurses didn't get him the extra serving of Mac n cheese he so desperately needed.

Jack being angry at seeing Negroes when he is literally the swarthy personification of the fat Amerimutt will never cease to amuse me. Don't tell me that tub of shit is 100% white. His ancestry does not come from the Mayflower but I bet it includes a couple slave ships.

I wonder what is holding him up in the hospital that he can still shitpost but apparently can't leave except AMA? Especially after this long, just why is he still there?

Because he's in worse shape than he's admitting. He's actually more concerned with how embarrassing it is to be on death's door in front of the haters than the fact he literally could be dying.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I wonder what is holding him up in the hospital that he can still shitpost but apparently can't leave except AMA? Especially after this long, just why is he still there?

At this point he's probably in some sort of TCU and will be there until he can do basic shit like going to the bathroom, feeding himself, etc.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

I think I'm going to attempt to recreat Jack's bbq sauce.

2 parts catship
1 part yellow mustard
Two shakes of garlic powder
Two shakes rosemary
1 cup black pepper

Anything else?

1 cup dark soy sauce
1lb sugar, but I'm gonna go ahead and use 2lbs
1 gallon buttermilk
Two shakes cilantro
Lime squeeze
A beer

Pour all at once into a 5 gallon pan and mix suddenly. Leave on countertop overnight to steep.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Jack being angry at seeing Negroes when he is literally the swarthy personification of the fat Amerimutt will never cease to amuse me. Don't tell me that tub of shit is 100% white. His ancestry does not come from the Mayflower but I bet it includes a couple slave ships.

Because he's in worse shape than he's admitting. He's actually more concerned with how embarrassing it is to be on death's door in front of the haters than the fact he literally could be dying.

If he hates the brothas so much why even watch football where they make up most of the team? Just watch Olympic curling reruns or something

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

At this point he's probably in some sort of TCU and will be there until he can do basic shit like going to the bathroom, feeding himself, etc.

If that's true, he's done. He didn't want to have a functional arm, why bother with anything else?

 

[Tiresome]

Jack being angry at seeing Negroes when he is literally the swarthy personification of the fat Amerimutt will never cease to amuse me. Don't tell me that tub of shit is 100% white. His ancestry does not come from the Mayflower but I bet it includes a couple slave ships.

Because he's in worse shape than he's admitting. He's actually more concerned with how embarrassing it is to be on death's door in front of the haters than the fact he literally could be dying.

Every aging, ignorant American boomer like Jack is invariably a modern kind of impotent Captain Ahab, to their dying breath spitting bile at things that will never affect their lives in any way whatsoever, like television commercials.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If he hates the brothas so much why even watch football where they make up most of the team? Just watch Olympic curling reruns or something

Super Bowl parties. Lots of meat, cheese, and grease. It’s a Jack paradise.

Edit: he also loves BBC whether he cares to admit it or not. So even more of a Jack paradise.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I think I'm going to attempt to recreat Jack's bbq sauce.

2 parts catship
1 part yellow mustard
Two shakes of garlic powder
Two shakes rosemary
1 cup black pepper

Anything else?

Don’t forget the grape jelly! Or gelatin. Whatever the product is that makes it goopy.

 

[AnOminous]

Every aging, ignorant American boomer like Jack is invariably a modern kind of impotent Captain Ahab, to their dying breath spitting bile at things that will never affect their lives in any way whatsoever, like television commercials.

Super Bowl commercials aren't even like commercials in a show you want to watch. They're not interrupting content. They're scientifically managed so they all get played and it doesn't interrupt any actual game action. Stupid fuck could get up and eat some bacon grease straight from a vat or something. Do some push-ups maybe, well he can't do that. Not even Jumping Jacks, although you'd think that would have been his favorite exercise when he could do it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Apparently it's a thing. He stole it from some source, but I'm not sure which. There's a Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chicken & Waffles that actually sort of barely makes sense, although I can't see really making it because the waffles and syrup is already plenty sweet and the greasy crispy chicken is a contrast to it. Making them both sickly sweet doesn't make sense.

In that sense I could almost see it working. The whole point of chicken and waffles is you get the salty and savory with the sweet. But in this case it's just vile.

 

[curbside2]

Gay of me I know. But this thread has become a little less fun for me now that he’s genuinely on deaths door. I don’t think he gets another “health event”. I think the next one it’s sayonara and thanks for the memories.