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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
This isn't in the thread OP so I'm guessing many new onlookers haven't seen it yet. Samantha Bee's thankfully canceled Daily Show ripoff gave the Tranch a whole propaganda piece.
When it all goes up in flames MSM will go silent of course.

Edit: It makes me laugh so much at the 1:35 mark when one of the troons says this is the perfect place to start your transition. The delusion was so damn sky high with these bastards. They had no damn idea how hard it is to be a farmer and care for livestock.
 
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This isn't in the thread OP so I'm guessing many new onlookers haven't seen it yet. Samantha Bee thankfully canceled Daily Show ripoff gave the Tranch a whole propaganda piece.
When it all goes up in flames MSM will go silent of course.
We need a follow up on the ranch and an explanation of how you went from 100 to only 8 surviving, the location of the alpaca burial grounds and the financials
 
Has anyone ASKED any/all of them where the other animals are? or, do their followers not know how to count?
They stated that they were "rehoming" the animals, but do you really expect tranny chasers to perform any sort of due diligence on a claim like that?
 
They stated that they were "rehoming" the animals, but do you really expect tranny chasers to perform any sort of due diligence on a claim like that?
If they actually had managed to re-home even a couple of animals there would be grift. There would be endless "goodbye, sending them off to their new loving home" tweets and post for days. And a gofundme to buy gasoline to transport the animals to their new home.
Instead silence. No mention of the animals. Because even retarded troons know that "we shot them and threw them down the well" will not go down well with their audience.
 
Null should buy the tranch, turn into a memorial, charge visiting Kiwis admission, and sell beverages and snacks to offset hosting costs.

The neighbors are probably so sick of trannies now, they'll shoot any driving down the road, Null has free armed security for his registered agent.

Make it happen Null.
 
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All of those dead alpacas make me fucking seethe.
These sick freaks put so many innocent animals through true hell, and for what?
So that dysgenic mentally ill self-castrates could pretend to be female farmers or something?
Trannies truly are a disgusting abomination of life, lower than any other living thing on the fucking planet.
 
Not to mention the smell of buck goats. I am tolerant of alot of farms smells. But nothing stinks like a fully equipped buck, the smell gets on everything, and heaven help you if you are downwind. Though I doubt our unwashed tranchers could tell the differnce anyway.
Males will specifically piss on their own heads to attract females.

As much as I love other animals, I hate goats.
 
Null should buy the tranch, turn into a memorial, charge visiting Kiwi's admission, and sell beverages and snacks to offset hosting costs.

The neighbors are probably so sick of trannies now, they'll shoot any driving down the road, Null has free armed security for his registered agent.

Make it happen Null.

Y'know Null was talking about buying a US address to have the 'Farms be an LLC in America, I believe, and buying the Tranch would be the perfect place! Tranny chasers never do followup, so they'd see the address is the Tranch and assume it was a hoax since the Tenacious Unicorns MUST be thriving with their alpaca wool business!
 
This makes me really uneasy. Penny isnt young anymore, his parents are older. He's taking advantage of them and I can certainly see him bullying them into submission while making their life a hell.

I really really cannot deal with elder abuse and animal abuse in one thread. Fuck.

If you want to feel even worse, Walter is Penny's grandfather, and Anahid Penny's stepgrandmother. They adopted him. Here's a pic of Anahid from 8 years ago, 2015. She's since developed dementia I believe, and is now 78 years old. Walter is 83.

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Hold on a second, The parents have goats that haven't been dehorned? And they're keeping the alpacas and the goats together in the same area? The move's been in announced for a while, they would've had enough time to set up extra fencing. Did the parents not do any research, and just trusted that their idiot son wonderful daughter and her eunuch harem wives knew what they were doing?

I'm starting to wonder if neglecting animals like this is genetic.

Also, whoever is saying "Guess what's coming babies, guess what's coming!" in that nasally, faked, high-pitched voice is so creepy. That's the kind of shit you would hear in a horror movie when the killers got their victim tied up in a cage or something.
 
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