The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Oh god. I can't believe they actually crammed ten alpacas on his parent's house plot. I've joked about how his parents must feel when their son comes back home as a woman with two lazy fat fuck boyfriends. But now to add insult to injury his parents will watch how the poor alpacas are being decimated, one by one, by the aggressive goats.

If hell on earth exists, then his parents are really about to experience it. Imagine looking through the window and seeing dying alpacas that your maginificent manbaby son brought with him. This is going to be such a huge emotional load on his parents, I dont think they will be able to deal with it.

I expect very heavy tension between Penny and his parents mostly due to these alpacas.

I’m amazed they even bother to bring back 10.

I can only think of maybe 4 named alpacas out of the bunch and even then at that size what’s the point keeping them? As massive expensive pets?
I think maybe because it’s on a 5 acre ranch 10 alpacas will still look quite sizable and it will be enough to take pictures of and still try to grift money from Twitter Tards.

I don’t know if the 10 alpacas was deliberately chosen because if there are on 5 acres of land. The recommended amount of alpacas per acre is around 2 so people can’t complain about them being massively over populated.

I think the previous land was 35 acres but with 200 alpacas that’s was like 7 alpacas to 1 acre (also because they live on the land the acreage is a little bit misleading because it doesn’t account for unusable land and where the house sits).

So does anyone have a final body count for all the animals that had to die for trans rights?

We won’t have an official body count until Bonnie “curb stomp a cis whore” Man-doza shows up at the ranch with a shovel.

 

[Cloacan]

Just an update on this side character. He is a child trafficker currently in prison who was briefly (and illegally) communicating via Twitter to the Tranch. He was reported to the correctional institution and rapidly disappeared.

He has a new picture, that's about the only update.
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He has aged poorly and now has the patented troon eighthead. He still has his disgusting smirk you want to smack off his ugly assface.

Release date is still latest 3/2/2025.

RACE: WHITE

 

[AfghanBlue]

A horror show to surpass Chris Chan.

a weapon to surpass

 

[Cuckoman]

I think the previous land was 35 acres but with 200 alpacas that’s was like 7 alpacas to 1 acre (also because they live on the land the acreage is a little bit misleading because it doesn’t account for unusable land and where the house sits).

The guidelines are based on a healthy pasture not on a place that looks like a picture from the mars rover.
In the current ruined state of the land I doubt that the 35 acres could even sustain one single alpaca.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

If you want to feel even worse, Walter is Penny's grandfather, and Anahid Penny's stepgrandmother. They adopted him. Here's a pic of Anahid from 8 years ago, 2015. She's since developed dementia I believe, and is now 78 years old. Walter is 83.

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You’re right, that is even worse

 

[Rickenbacker]

Rip to all the innocent alpacas that were slaughtered my colonizing white man

 

[ThatsMyDog]

"I'm a real women!"

 

[DankSmoker]

The Tranchers are still silent on social media.
Jen has resumed the Patreon updates; I assume he was just stressed or busy with the move previously. If - like me - you've ever been curious about what kind of content they put behind the Patreon paywall (but don't want to pay the Tranchers to find out), then feast your eyes:
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In this update post, you can see the youtube links which lead to unlisted videos on the Tranch's youtube channel.
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When I checked them out, there were no views and no comments on either video, despite the videos being posted two days ago. This tells me that the Tranch's Patrons don't really care about the Tranch's content... they probably just donate as a vague show of support and otherwise don't pay any attention. I also wouldn't be surprised if many of the donations are just recurring payments that have been forgotten about. It would explain why the Tranch Patreon hasn't really taken a hit despite the drama with Paul.

Here are the videos:
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It's just Penny and another troon (Kevin?) feeding the animals, same as always... riveting content.

What's interesting though is that they've clearly RELOCATED TO PENNY'S PARENTS' HOUSE!
And they're still being idiots, too. I count ~3 goats and 8-10 alpacas in these videos. That's still too many for a 5-acre plot! If they were going to keep any alpacas at all, they should've only kept 2-3. At least I don't see any sheep, thankfully. No Pepe the Vicuna either.

Spoiler: Clues showing they're at Penny's parents' house

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Guess what's comin', babies...

Why the fuck is there a trampoline there?

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Why the fuck is there a trampoline there?

For Kevryn to develop a fetish. He's gonna be tweeting, "Oh goddess, everyone knows that trampolines are super genderqueer and they hate cishets! When I touched that trampoline for the first time I had a full-body transbian orgasm that surpassed my pool toy inflation fantasies!!! ////hnghng////"

So, you know, just another day ending in Y.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Fuck this tranny and all the damage he’s done. It’s one thing to be a degenerate but to be one who murders and mistreats some of the cutest animals alive is just pure filth. This thread makes me sad.

can we have a refresh on when this fucker turned up (on twitter, at least) ? I must have missed him at the time.

On the alpaca situation, i find it very, very suss that they havent made a huge photo op deal of rehoming the other animals- there's multiple ways to spin it, but nothing,
Its looking like a grim, ever more certainty, that the others were culled for any amount of reasons. Parasites, whatever .

If any sneakabout Troons are reading this thread, that would actually be a useful thing to ask Bonnie on twitter-
if he knows wtf happened to the other animals- because he will. and he could weigh in, you know, as a responsible, still super caring, ex fuhrer of the ranch.
It could allow him to flex on the Tranchers, or not depending on his spin on the situation.
But i cant help but wonder what became of the others.

 

[Spergerella]

I hope season 3 is a camel farm, because those monsters will get the trannies first.

 

[Heckler1]

It breaks my heart to think of those poor animals wasting away in fear and agony while a bunch of mentally ill perverts LARP like homesteaders. It's also why I hate whenever attention whores use animals as props. It always ends with the animal dying in misery while the asshole responsible just moves on without a second thought. If you manage to kill dozes of alpacas because of your neglect, you should never be allowed to have anything remotely resembling an animal for the rest of your life. Including, stuffed animals, animal crackers, and any variation of tamagatchi.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It breaks my heart to think of those poor animals wasting away in fear and agony while a bunch of mentally ill perverts LARP like homesteaders. It's also why I hate whenever attention whores use animals as props. It always ends with the animal dying in misery while the asshole responsible just moves on without a second thought. If you manage to kill dozes of alpacas because of your neglect, you should never be allowed to have anything remotely resembling an animal for the rest of your life. Including, stuffed animals, animal crackers, and any variation of tamagatchi.

When Kevin was told he wasn't able to go to the Texas furry convention this year he threw a full blown tantrum. Imagine the meltdown if you said he was banned from all of them, forever.

 

[Checkerboard Hero]

I've been tracking this for a little and know of its existence but to hear only 10 remain is absolute cruelty and criminal negligence. I am curious how many they started with because the way I see it they should all get a year for each one they let die and if the number isn't that high make it 10 years per Alpaca.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

RIP to all those lost in the Alpaca Holocaust, but most importantly to all the Alpacas that got gutted and climbed into by a tranny screaming something about Star Wars...

They like their Star Wars...

 

[retard strength]

Kevin headbutting Phil's adoptive grandmother over his Juicy Juice like the goat headbutting the alpacas.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Has anyone ASKED any/all of them where the other animals are? or, do their followers not know how to count?

These people lie about everything. It'd be like asking Dahmer what happened to the people who were seen visiting his granmother's house.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Hold on a second, The parents have goats that haven't been dehorned? And they're keeping the alpacas and the goats together in the same area? The move's been in announced for a while, they would've had enough time to set up extra fencing. Did the parents not do any research, and just trusted that their idiot son wonderful daughter and her eunuch harem wives knew what they were doing?

I'm starting to wonder if neglecting animals like this is genetic.

Some people are just literally that stupid and apathetic towards other living things in their care. The whole “family” reminds me of those white trash low-income neighbors every shitty neighborhood has that’s full of mangy dogs tied to rusty fences with chains while their house reeks of cat piss and dog shit. Animals obviously require a good deal of research before adopting, but being thus neglectful repeatedly is just pure apathy.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Why the fuck is there a trampoline there?

Doesn't penny have siblings? Maybe theh have kids and bring the children over to see grandma.

So good, they'll be around kids