Orbiter Surfer / Drunken Surfer / PPP's ex-boyfriend / RJ Finley - PPP's former sidekick/caretaker/shitcleaner turned Alog and Ralph worshipper

[Fortyone]

Why would anyone sign on to be with someone like PPP, someone who is literally too fat to wipe his own ass?

Surfer and PPP were friends from school so maybe Asston wasn't as horribly fat back then, and they stuck together after.

As for Warski, he was basically working as a janitor and living at his parent's place and his livestreams got like 20 viewers in 2021 so he reached out to PPP (who was actually successful at the time and liked by the farms) and came over to the Kino temple (Surfer's apartment) to do some collabs. PPP was a big fan of Warski's old content from 2018 so he liked having him over and they filmed a shitload of content like an interview about the good old days and other content, both benefitted from the collab and seemed to work well together. After the breakup, Warski was the only person who offered a financial incentive to Ashton (who was broke, without work experience in years, homeless, obese to the point of disability, etc.) and so instead of getting a real job Ashton teams up with Warski to make the kino casino and grift his fanbase.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I think Surfer works right now but he no longer uses Linkedin

Surfer either works for Uber Eats, Skip the Dishes or one of those food ingredient delviery companies like Gello Fresh as a Gig Worker.

Also during Covid he was fired from a sales associate position at Home Depot because he refused to take the Vaccine.

Surfer dropping out of Science at the University of Waterloo is truly tragic (he made it 2 years as opposed to the standard of people dropping out after one year). Also remember Surfer wanted to attend Fleming College in Peterborough to become a Plumber or Electrician but he was unable to enroll because he wasn't vaccinated.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

hhmmmm I wonder if a fat alcoholic felon he currently simps for did anything regarding surfer and PPP's IRL contacts around 2018...

Conclusively no. The Ralph getting PPP doxed and kicked out of his church thing was a sob story completely made up by PPP to hide the fact that he got kicked out for being a sperg.

To this day this is honestly one of Ashton's most despicable moments.

 

[Disheveled-Human]

I think we fundamentally disagree on what constitutes snitching.

You seem to feel that ever calling the police for any reason means you are a rat piece of shit, which is literally how niggers think.

I disagree because he just wanted PPP out of his house immediately and didn't want to be harmed by someone who had already shown themselves to be capable of using unwarranted violence.

Surfer didn't attempt to get PPP thrown in jail, he didn't turn over evidence at all but especially not out of malice or the desire to get a lesser sentence in exchange for his former compatriots freedom. He wanted him peacefully removed from his property.

Sorry but that's not snitching, Jamarcus.

It's snitching. The whole fight was about Surfer being an annoying drunk pissing off PPP who was sober. Surfer had 2 real options, get into a scrap with PPP or shut the fuck up and stop poking the bear. He cries and calls the cops on his friend instead of just dealing with it in the morning when he is sober.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

It's snitching. The whole fight was about Surfer being an annoying drunk pissing off PPP who was sober. Surfer had 2 real options, get into a scrap with PPP or shut the fuck up and stop poking the bear. He cries and calls the cops on his friend instead of just dealing with it in the morning when he is sober.

The issue I have with framing this incident as snitching is because that implies that he's permanently untrustworthy and you've set the bar very low. Baked Alaska turned in evidence in order to receive a lighter sentence and should be written off forever. Having the cops escort your piece of shit roommate off the premises isn't equivalent to that.

Regardless, I don't want to quibble over where the line is with snitching because regardless Surfer was justified.

Was it PPP's home to call the shots on what's acceptable behavior?
Should someone that let an unhygienic, abusive, homosexual leech give them an ultimatum about anything in their own home, especially when one of the choices is violence?

Surfer put up with a lot of shit (literally) out of love for his friend and his breaking point was that night. It obviously wasn't just about a single incident.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

The issue I have with framing this incident as snitching is because that implies that he's permanently untrustworthy and you've set the bar very low. Baked Alaska turned in evidence in order to receive a lighter sentence and should be written off forever. Having the cops escort your piece of shit roommate off the premises isn't equivalent to that.

Regardless, I don't want to quibble over where the line is with snitching because regardless Surfer was justified.

Was it PPP's home to call the shots on what's acceptable behavior?
Should someone that let an unhygienic, abusive, homosexual leech give them an ultimatum about anything in their own home, especially when one of the choices is violence?

Surfer put up with a lot of shit (literally) out of love for his friend and his breaking point was that night. It obviously wasn't just about a single incident.

disheveled human is a long time gunt licking simPPP. Don't expect too much out of him.

 

[Fortyone]

The issue I have with framing this incident as snitching is because that implies that he's permanently untrustworthy and you've set the bar very low. Baked Alaska turned in evidence in order to receive a lighter sentence and should be written off forever. Having the cops escort your piece of shit roommate off the premises isn't equivalent to that.

Regardless, I don't want to quibble over where the line is with snitching because regardless Surfer was justified.

Was it PPP's home to call the shots on what's acceptable behavior?
Should someone that let an unhygienic, abusive, homosexual leech give them an ultimatum about anything in their own home, especially when one of the choices is violence?

Surfer put up with a lot of shit (literally) out of love for his friend and his breaking point was that night. It obviously wasn't just about a single incident.

To be fair at that point Surfer was interrupting PPP pretty much constantly, he would sit down in front on the camera and just go on a filibuster about random shit and totally derail streams, speak over ppp, say he was the real talent, etc. And so I don't blame PPP for chimping out at him in this one instance. Surfer was trying to take over the stream at this point and assert his dominance or something. Sure it was RJ's appartment (with help from his mom) but it was PPP's channel.

This doesn't excuse PPP's slovenly behavior, the shit left on the toilet seat, physical threats,etc. But at the very least I can understand where PPP was coming from. The problem is that after KC started andy does the same low-IQ interuptions but even worse and far more often, totally derailing shit and asstroon does nothing about it, so maybe he should have just put up with surfer.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

The problem is that after KC started andy does the same low-IQ interuptions but even worse and far more often, totally derailing shit and asstroon does nothing about it, so maybe he should have just put up with surfer.

It's definitely fair that he was frustrated with Surfer. Drunks are intolerable if you're not on the same level.

Andy's interruptions are egregious sometimes and you can definitely see the anger flash across PPP's face. I think the only reason he doesn't chimp is he's learned his lesson about biting the hand that feeds you. Everyone in the sektur needs to spend a winter in a cold Canadian cuck shed because it seems to be an effective way to change perspectives.

 

[Disheveled-Human]

The issue I have with framing this incident as snitching is because that implies that he's permanently untrustworthy and you've set the bar very low. Baked Alaska turned in evidence in order to receive a lighter sentence and should be written off forever. Having the cops escort your piece of shit roommate off the premises isn't equivalent to that.

Regardless, I don't want to quibble over where the line is with snitching because regardless Surfer was justified.

Was it PPP's home to call the shots on what's acceptable behavior?
Should someone that let an unhygienic, abusive, homosexual leech give them an ultimatum about anything in their own home, especially when one of the choices is violence?

Surfer put up with a lot of shit (literally) out of love for his friend and his breaking point was that night. It obviously wasn't just about a single incident.

Can we all agree Surfer is a cop caller. He couldn't handle his business and had to call the cops because he is a bitch.

 

[Retarded Fuckpuppet]

Can we all agree Surfer is a cop caller. He couldn't handle his business and had to call the cops because he is a bitch.

I can agree Surfer uses tax dollars well.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Can we all agree Surfer is a cop caller. He couldn't handle his business and had to call the cops because he is a bitch.

No, because I do not have the prerequisite amount of melanin to damn someone for calling the cops in a valid situation instead of getting into a violent altercation.

He handled business in a way where no one was physically harmed and no one got any criminal charges. I wish we lived in a society where everyone could easily man handle a 500 pound sack of soap ingredients, but Surfer did alright with what he had available.

 

[Disheveled-Human]

No, because I do not have the prerequisite amount of melanin to damn someone for calling the cops in a valid situation instead of getting into a violent altercation.

He handled business in a way where no one was physically harmed and no one got any criminal charges. I wish we lived in a society where everyone could easily man handle a 500 pound sack of soap ingredients, but Surfer did alright with what he had available.

Suck Surfers balls more.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Suck Surfers balls more.

Give it up faggot no amount of surfer Ls will stop your edaddy being the biggest joke in the sektur.

 

[Retarded Fuckpuppet]

Suck Surfers balls more.

They call it the Sektur, not the Pektur for a reason and don't you forget it.

 

[Disheveled-Human]

Nice another hugbox thread.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Nice another hugbox thread.

You didnt seem to mind hugboxes when you were bravely defending m'lady Asstonne's honor and saying nothing could get you to laugh at him when I asked you to crack a joke at his expense.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ashton-joel-parks-peoples-populist-press-ppp.69524/post-9553340

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Warski constant interruptions

There's some grade-A irony in the fact that Surfer's constant interruptions lead PPP over the edge only to land a gig with someone who does the exact same thing.

 

[byuu]

You didnt seem to mind hugboxes when you were bravely defending m'lady Asstonne's honor and saying nothing could get you to laugh at him when I asked you to crack a joke at his expense.
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ashton-joel-parks-peoples-populist-press-ppp.69524/post-9553340

Trying to force someone to make jokes about someone is pretty retarded though.
Forced jokes aren't funny.

 

[jimmybags]

Why would anyone sign on to be with someone like PPP, a man who is literally too fat to wipe his own ass? I don’t get it. What about that did Surfer once find appealing?

Surfer and PPP were friends from school so maybe Asston wasn't as horribly fat back then, and they stuck together after.

When Surfer went on the Killstream after he broke up with Ashton he revealed a lot of their history. They did go to the same high school together but weren’t friends because of their age difference. Years later they worked at the same call centre during the 2016 election/start of Trump’s presidency, and Ashton would argue constantly with a left wing coworker about Trump which Surfer found hilarious. One day Ashton invited everyone from work to hang out and gamble with his family and Surfer was the only one who showed up, and they eventually became good friends. Surfer was a non political non religious normie at this time, when Ashton showed him Moonman songs Surfer thought it was pretty racist. Ashton would redpill Surfer over the course of time and would convince him to convert to Christianity. They quit the call centre job and became door to door salesmen and the rest is history…

Conclusively no. The Ralph getting PPP doxed and kicked out of his church thing was a sob story completely made up by PPP to hide the fact that he got kicked out for being a sperg.

To this day this is honestly one of Ashton's most despicable moments.

At 35:45 in the video I posted Surfer says Ashton made a video about Ralph, and a woman at his church somehow found the video and asked why he was bullying Ralph, and Ashton said women shouldn’t speak in church and he left. Somehow in his mind it’s Ralph’s fault for him getting kicked out lol

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Trying to force someone to make jokes about someone is pretty retarded though.
Forced jokes aren't funny.

It wasn't about making a joke or being funny it was about getting the PPP dicksuckers to admit they had a weird parasocial relationship with Ashton and wouldnt do anything to upset him. But I mean you remember this cause you were there licking his gunt along with them.