The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Has anyone ASKED any/all of them where the other animals are? or, do their followers not know how to count?

You wanna ask a group of mentally ill armed sideshow country carnies what happened to their animals???

 

[Haramburger]

It's almost as though they're a race of asexual machine-people who don't have sex.

(Also, gay Transformers have been a thing for a while)

I suppose you could argue that Michael Bay doesn't do enough to write two buxom women riding in Bumblebee's car form during a chase, and then as the scene cools off they kiss and steam up his windows.

But I doubt that's what Gibes is thinking, they probably want Channing Tatum to tongue some stinkditch while muttering "trans rights matter" in Optimus Prime's cab. Shall not be done!

 

[TheGuntinator]

Shit I’ll give them a dollar for the place. Sadly it’s probably not paid for and never will be. But yea- a dollar. With the wasteland that the lands become, the biohazard cesspit mass graves outside and the troon dilation biohazard inside, plus everything being coated in bacon and taco grease, I think I’m making a fair market offer. If they accept I’ll make it Josh’s LLC and do the cleanup myself. I’m sure to have plenty of help from the neighbors since I’m sure they will be more than happy the circus left town, and I’m not a total failure for work ethic. I think that would be a fitting epilogue to this whole sorry mess- me and a couple buddies with a backhoe and some sweat make it into the new home of 1776. And Earl can do border security for me in case they come back

Finally, the Mango Ranch shall become a reality. No longer will Kiwi's lament about a lack of a commune to be trapped in. We too shall have our own hill-cult that gets really twitchy with strangers. A community where every member is waiting for another to make a slip so they can throw them under the bus. Can we build it?

YES WE CAN!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Holy shit, first Alpacawitz and now a death march? And they call us the alt-righters.

 

[CalderaScar]

Someone fire up the Kiwi drone and do a flyover.

 

[RollingRock2]

Trail of Shears

 

[Ghostse]

Have they said where the rest of the fucking animals are?

At the furniture store, lamp section.

Or at Bed Bath and Beyond, in the hand-crafted soap section.

 

[SaveTheWhales]

Someone fire up the Kiwi drone and do a flyover.

I deadass would not be surprised if they just abandoned some of the animals.

 

[Maginot]

That's exactly what they did. I'm going to call this social phenomenon a Delusional Identity Crisis. It's how these millenials seem to deal with personal failures. Instead of finding a way to fit into society while being freaks where nobody civilized cares, they invent an identity that is special enough to excuse both consequences from failure and behaving according to societal customs and norms. Next macabre horror will be when someone dies and they try to cover it up, as their behavior has proven what their first instinct will be. The only constant with this shim circus is they *always* find a way to make the worst possible move.

nah its self-styled nepotism babies thinking life is more simple than it is in part, how hard could taking care of south american animals be? just throw hay at them. they always had money for kevin's shopping addiction. also, they were impervious to people that knew what they were talking about as far as animal care.

 

[Staffy]

In a world where PETA still gets donations, a handful of troons pretending to be a charity and killing/abandoning a few hundred alpaca will lead to nothing.

But man, I wish it would.

PETA deserves to be jihadded in minecraft, and roblox.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

PETA deserves to be jihadded in minecraft, and roblox.

A jihad isn't enough, put the American military budget to work and give those drone pilots some practice killing terrorists for once.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

This isn't in the thread OP so I'm guessing many new onlookers haven't seen it yet. Samantha Bee's thankfully canceled Daily Show ripoff gave the Tranch a whole propaganda piece.

They look like a rejected batch of clone soldiers. Specifically ogryn from Warhammer.

I hope season 3 is a camel farm, because those monsters will get the trannies first.

"They are cringe; brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and spit, until it is done.”

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Kind of a tangent, but by that logic stocking fuel for winter is also eugenics.

 

[Pedophobe]

They had ~200 alpacas at their peak. No doubt a bunch have died, but I think/hope there were still a decent number which survived and have been rehomed. Paul (aka Bonnie, the former Tranch co-founder) mentioned that he was getting involved in rehoming the animals.

What we're currently seeing might be the extent of the "rehoming".

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've been tracking this for a little and know of its existence but to hear only 10 remain is absolute cruelty and criminal negligence. I am curious how many they started with because the way I see it they should all get a year for each one they let die and if the number isn't that high make it 10 years per Alpaca.

As @Temperance XIV said, they had around 200 at their peak. We know that at least 30 were buried (likely more) and counting the dead ones they sent off to the wolf sanctuary, I'd say it's safe to assume at least 100 died and were disposed of in some way. The tranchers will never admit to killing off that many, of course, so these numbers will remain conjectural.

If I were a betting man, I'd say the 10 they took with them were the healthiest and cutest, the ones they liked the most. There's probably at least another ten or so back at the Tranch.

(Since I know the Tranchers watch this thread like hawks, I'd like to extend an olive branch and invite any of them to make an account and DM me the exact numbers. Don't worry, registrations ae open and I won't out you or laugh at you.)

 

[BrainSand63]

The Tranch serves as such a great example about why there should be stronger laws protecting animal welfare. Wishful thinking, I know, but the waste of life here is just abhorrent. As funny as the tranch is, it’s also equally sad to me because of the inhumane treatment of so many animals.

 

[Crex Crex]

This isn't in the thread OP so I'm guessing many new onlookers haven't seen it yet. Samantha Bee's thankfully canceled Daily Show ripoff gave the Tranch a whole propaganda piece.

When it all goes up in flames MSM will go silent of course.

Edit: It makes me laugh so much at the 1:35 mark when one of the troons says this is the perfect place to start your transition. The delusion was so damn sky high with these bastards. They had no damn idea how hard it is to be a farmer and care for livestock.

It's really funny that the tranch has basically been memoryholed after MSM intensely reported on it for a few days. I am guessing that lingering too much on it would have spurred people to look a bit deeper into this charade.

 

[Shakespeare]

They had ~200 alpacas at their peak. No doubt a bunch have died, but I think/hope there were still a decent number which survived and have been rehomed. Paul (aka Bonnie, the former Tranch co-founder) mentioned that he was getting involved in rehoming the animals.

Fuck Paul. I don't trust a single word coming out of his mouth. Everything he says about the Tranch is him trying to cast the blame on others while hiding the fact that he's just as retarded and incompetent as the other troons. I'm going to be incredibly generous to him and say that him getting involved in rehoming the animals was sending a single email to the Tranch telling them to send the alpacas away somewhere. And even that is probably more than he actually did.

The sad reality is that the alpacas are either dead or still living in the Tranch. Rehoming alpacas is at the best of times nearly impossible. There's a reason for why the Tranch was able to get so many alpacas for free.

 

[oramge cat]

This makes me really uneasy. Penny isnt young anymore, his parents are older. He's taking advantage of them and I can certainly see him bullying them into submission while making their life a hell.

I really really cannot deal with elder abuse and animal abuse in one thread. Fuck.

It's ok, AFAIK no tranny lolcow has ever done anything horrible to their elderly mother. Nope, definitely not a thing that has ever happened. Everything is going to be fine!

 

[AssignedEva]

Fuck Paul. I don't trust a single word coming out of his mouth. Everything he says about the Tranch is him trying to cast the blame on others while hiding the fact that he's just as retarded and incompetent as the other troons. I'm going to be incredibly generous to him and say that him getting involved in rehoming the animals was sending a single email to the Tranch telling them to send the alpacas away somewhere. And even that is probably more than he actually did.

The sad reality is that the alpacas are either dead or still living in the Tranch. Rehoming alpacas is at the best of times nearly impossible. There's a reason for why the Tranch was able to get so many alpacas for free.

Bonnie said he was in touch with someone who was indirectly involved, so I assume that means Skye giving him updates.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The Tranchers are still silent on social media.
Jen has resumed the Patreon updates; I assume he was just stressed or busy with the move previously. If - like me - you've ever been curious about what kind of content they put behind the Patreon paywall (but don't want to pay the Tranchers to find out), then feast your eyes:
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In this update post, you can see the youtube links which lead to unlisted videos on the Tranch's youtube channel.
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When I checked them out, there were no views and no comments on either video, despite the videos being posted two days ago. This tells me that the Tranch's Patrons don't really care about the Tranch's content... they probably just donate as a vague show of support and otherwise don't pay any attention. I also wouldn't be surprised if many of the donations are just recurring payments that have been forgotten about. It would explain why the Tranch Patreon hasn't really taken a hit despite the drama with Paul.

Here are the videos:
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It's just Penny and another troon (Kevin?) feeding the animals, same as always... riveting content.

What's interesting though is that they've clearly RELOCATED TO PENNY'S PARENTS' HOUSE!
And they're still being idiots, too. I count ~3 goats and 8-10 alpacas in these videos. That's still too many for a 5-acre plot! If they were going to keep any alpacas at all, they should've only kept 2-3. At least I don't see any sheep, thankfully. No Pepe the Vicuna either.

Spoiler: Clues showing they're at Penny's parents' house

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I really hope the alpaca don’t die.