Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@APerson,

I never said, "I have Jesus's memories and experiences"*. I said I AM the reincarnation of Jesus - he and I are the same eternal soul.

You admit to writing lies. That's evil. You ask for a natural disaster to hit your area, not caring about the innocents nearby that would be affected. That's evil.

It's now pouring here! I don't think I'll be golfing today.


*Synchronism: 10:10 "My experience" - Black Ops Conspiracy, Uncovering Aliens on Animal Planet
 
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Synchronism: 10:18 "Bradshaw Ranch" - Black Ops Conspiracy, Uncovering Aliens on Animal Planet
 
@APerson,

I never said, "I have Jesus's memories and experiences"*. I said I AM the reincarnation of Jesus - he and I are the same eternal soul.

This means I am a lying shit and have no basis for my claims.


You admit to writing lies. That's evil. You ask for a natural disaster to hit your area, not caring about the innocents nearby that would be affected. That's evil. But not as evil as my falsehoods

It's now pouring here! I don't think I'll be golfing today. But I shouldn't anyway because golfing is for faggots.



*Synchronism: 10:10 "My experience" - Black Ops Conspiracy, Uncovering Aliens on Animal Planet
 
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@MasterDisaster,

Ah, I just got alot of thunder as soon as I printed your screen name which just begs for being part of a scientific experiment involving a synchronic natural disaster in your area! What say you, MasturbatorDisaster?

@SCRuler ,

And how about you, Smelly Crotch Ruler? Do you want to volunteer your area for a natural disaster experiment?


Synchronism: 10:25 "Bradshaw Ranch. The team suspects it might be the center of Black Ops activity." "Something left in plain sight doesn't attract attention." - Black Ops Conspiracy, Uncovering Aliens on Animal Planet

Synchronism: 10:33 "New Aczone Gel 7.5%" ad on Animal Planet

"They saw a UFO hovering over the Bradshaw Ranch."
 
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@SCRuler ,

And how about you, Smelly Crotch Ruler? Do you want to volunteer your area for a natural disaster experiment?


Synchronism: 10:25 "Bradshaw Ranch. The team suspects it might be the center of Black Ops activity." "Something left in plain sight doesn't attract attention." - Black Ops Conspiracy, Uncovering Aliens on Animal Planet
you know what? Yeah. I got an idea. Let's put it down to our terms. You're proving yourself to us. You give us what we want. Given how rare
earthquakes and the like are to my
local area, that should eliminate
coincidence. give me a good
earthquake. Not enough to
destroy. But enough to shake and
give me the message. And make
the sun come out and make the temp go up to 18 degrees Celsius. And finally, show me a well defined Ufo in broad daylight, clear conditions. And do this all by 1:30 pm my local time. Given your claims of divinity this shouldn't be too hard. But I know exactly how r this will work.
 
@Alex Krycek ,

Do you want-in on this experiment of a possible natural disaster in your area?

@SCRuler,

Nope, you take God's terms.

Are you willing to gamble with a natural disaster of any type hitting your area in the next 40 days? Is "SC" South Carolina? I've done the disaster experiment for So. Car. before, but we can do it again if that's where you live?


Synchronism: 10:45 "Denied access by the Govt. to Bradshaw Ranch. The 4 UFO investigators spot 3 unknown aircraft." "This is a hotspot for UFO activity and we've seen Black Ops helicopters."
 
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Absolutely not. I don't live in the Us, and I'm not stupid enough to dox myself either. And I'm not leaving this to chance. Atlantic Canada. RICHTER 2-4 earthquake. 20 degree weather, close Encounter of the Third Kind. Within the next two hours. We are the scientists here compared to you. This is you trying to worm out through probability. I'm not a patient man. If you can't agree to Our terms you show yourself to be a child who plays pretend.
 
@facepalm,

You are a compulsive and pathological liar and it is YOU who are the 1913217 41521385. You hide behind a screen name and avatar because you are a coward and think that you have anonymity here.


I haven't done this in awhile, but do you want to participate in an experiment where we see if a 'natural disaster' will strike your area in a synchronic reaction to our conversation? Are you willing to involve your 'innocent' family, neighbors, and fellow citizens of your area?


Synchronism: 09:03 It had started thundering at the beginning of this post, but now it started raining.



If I am not anonymous, please dox me right here for everyone to see Brad. You claim to have this power, I say you do not.


Please bring a disaster to my area Brad. You have 48 hours. Otherwise you are nothing but a fraud.
 
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Well, It's 2:41 my time. It's still shitty and drizzly, I haven't felt the earth tremble at all and I haven't seen or heard talk of a UFO in my vicinity.

You're proven to be a fraud, Brad. You fail every single test we set out, and all you do is bluster like a child.

Numbers hold no power by themselves, Brad. You play with them like one plays with Lego. But lego is cooler and you can make something useful out of it if you're clever enough.
 
@MasterDisaster,

Ah, I just got alot of thunder as soon as I printed your screen name which just begs for being part of a scientific experiment involving a synchronic natural disaster in your area! What say you, MasturbatorDisaster?
Well Barbara Watson it's a sunny as fuck day. I'm currently enjoying it out on my patio, sipping some lemonade. Guess your 'father' thinks you need to stay inside today so the children are safer.
 
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He called me a 41521385217....
4=D 1= A 5= E 2= B 1= A 3= C 8= H 5= E 2= B 1= A 7= G
I'm not sure what a "Daebachebag" is....but it can't be good, right?
Maybe he needs to start putting punctuations in the numbers so people know when he's doing a single digit or a double digit.
 
He called me a 41521385217....
4=D 1= A 5= E 2= B 1= A 3= C 8= H 5= E 2= B 1= A 7= G
I'm not sure what a "Daebachebag" is....but it can't be good, right?
Maybe he needs to start putting punctuations in the numbers so people know when he's doing a single digit or a double digit.
Or, he could actually learn to communicate like a grownup. Brad is playing number games like a schoolboy, and hasn't yet figured out why having a secret code that only he knows is a dumb idea.
 
@APerson,

I never said, "I have Jesus's memories and experiences"*. I said I AM the reincarnation of Jesus - he and I are the same eternal soul.

You admit to writing lies. That's evil. You ask for a natural disaster to hit your area, not caring about the innocents nearby that would be affected. That's evil.

It's now pouring here! I don't think I'll be golfing today.


*Synchronism: 10:10 "My experience" - Black Ops Conspiracy, Uncovering Aliens on Animal Planet
Writing lies isn't really an issue--shouldn't THE SECOND COMING OF THE CHRIST be able to figure them out?

And sending the freaking natural disaster to hurt innocents to affect one disbeliever would be eviller. Really, you're at a lose/lose situation here. Either you don't send the disaster and continue the lack of evidence that you're anything but delusional, or you do and you kill innocents. Also, shouldn't THE SECOND COMING OF THE CHRIST be able to protect the innocents? They even did that in Evan Almighty!

So, what'll it be?
 
Or, he could actually learn to communicate like a grownup. Brad is playing number games like a schoolboy, and hasn't yet figured out why having a secret code that only he knows is a dumb idea.
I especially like how he bitches that we're stupid because we can't figure out his secret code. While at the same time, half of his letters/numbers have the same representing number/letter as something else.
Oh wait, I figured it out, 41521385217 actually means...
4= D, 1=A, 5=E, 21= U (see I stupidly thought it was 2 and 1 last time), 3=C, 8=H, 5= E, 21= U, 7=G
.....oh damn...I'm afraid I still don't know what a Daeucheug is.... fuck
 
Barbara, you know what? I have an idea.
Make the weather from now till Tuesday in Atlantic Canada beautiful, and make it an absolute swarm of Ufos. If I don't see a single Ufo or hear talk of one in Atlantic Canada within the next seventy two to ninety six hours you have officially forfeited your right to claim to be divinely in tune with any god, and the claim of being a reincarnation of Jesus.
After which you will be permanently removed from sight.
You game, 180520011904?
 
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