Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Jim's daily shit opinion #1883 - "America doesn't know how bad it's food is"



Jim, in the middle of crying about "allies" betraying the cause and how Harry Potter was a comfort movie for him, comes out with this line while sipping on Monster Drink.

Even when he is trying to gather some sympathy, he can't resist go on a "Heel" tirade.

The chat acts as expected:
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Millennium Rooster said:
Jim's daily shit opinion #1883 - "America doesn't know how bad it's food is"

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Jim, in the middle of crying about "allies" betraying the cause and how Harry Potter was a comfort movie for him, comes out with this line while sipping on Monster Drink.

Even when he is trying to gather some sympathy, he can't resist go on a "Heel" tirade.

The chat acts as expected:
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LOL hahahahaha this reads like someone making fun of these people
 
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Gender: Xenomorph said:
Lol JKR is genuinely a good person and people hate her for not agreeing people in dresses are women.
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That's the thing, though, Rowling does in fact respect these people's preferred pronouns in most contexts. She just thinks that... rapists who use their dicks on women shouldn't go to lady jail and that we should hold off on drugging kids. That's it.
 
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Tathagata said:
Yeah, there are legit criticisms of the Harry Potter universe that the wizarding world is segregating itself so much from normie society that it's actually out of step with muggle advancements that significantly diminish the advantage of having magic. That is, they're actually a very unstable, super small society of wizards that has to be kept secret because a modern force armed with machine guns, missiles, and explosives would overcome the fighting power of the relatively few wizards/witches. (Though I do distinctly remember a throwaway scene in one of the books that witches found being burned at the stake in the Middle Ages to be fun because they have a spell that just makes them tickle when exposed to burning fire, so who knows what might pop out of Rowling's head to bolster the strength of wizards vis a vis modern militaries).
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Way back in the aughties, Rowling wrote on Pottermore that the main reason why wizards don’t have modern luxuries like TV sets and computers is because magic causes electronics to malfunction. For instance, some wizards such as Mr. Weasley own cars and enchant them, but I doubt a wizard could own a newer-model car and be able to enchant it because of the car’s computer: the magic would likely cause catastrophic system failure. A typical wizard home has all sorts of enchantments and heavy use of magic, so just being in that environment would be enough to fizzle out a TV or a laptop.

As for guns and massive weaponry? Magic works just as well, if not better. Wizards can use magic to protect themselves, such as the enchantments the teachers place on Hogwarts during the final battle, just as they use it to fight. Magic works better than a lot of things, or it makes life way easier, which is why Muggles covet it so much and why the Statute of Secrecy exists. There’s a scene in Deathly Hallows where the kids are starving because they keep doing Muggle stuff like sneaking into supermarkets and buying gross canned food, and then this Chad wizard on the run waves his wand over a river and suddenly has a load of fresh fish he can cook over the fire.

Of course, Jim, who claims to be a fan of the series, shouldn’t let all these easily researchable facts get in the way of his rant about how the Wizarding World is undeveloped because a TERF wrote it.
 
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James Rofl said:
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LOL hahahahaha this reads like someone making fun of these people
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Sometimes when I'm really bored I'll browse the more "social justicey" parts of the Internet and yeah, a lot of the time the people on there sound indistinguishable from parodies. Jim himself exhibited that in the clip - Chick-Fil-A is literally sponsoring genocide, are they? It sounds bizarre and melodramatic to an outsider, but to someone who runs in those circles that kind of rhetoric is standard.
 
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White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
For someone without the cringe tolerance to watch this fucking thing, could someone kindly explain the egg thing? Jim calling Rowling dried up or is he using it in the awful trans sense?
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He was making a hilarious joke originating from misogynic incel forums applied to older women that they can't breed anymore because they wasted their youth doing careers, sleeping around or whatever. How this applies to Rowling who does have three adult children (who probably all love her rich mother) is beyond me.
 
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Tathagata said:
I never took the idea seriously because it's a story for children, so I can suspend my disbelief. I guess Jim never got out of that childhood stage of mental development.
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I always assumed it works like Star Wars where they have both guns and magic and magic can counter guns with ease.

Retink Retunk said:
What a faggot, using his own tweet about something that never happened to back up how he has to beat back lesbians with a stick. Though you wouldn't know any of those lesbians, they all live in Canada.
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I think he's talking about those lesbians.

Millennium Rooster said:
Jim's daily shit opinion #1883 - "America doesn't know how bad it's food is"
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...says a Brit who puts soggy bread into everything.
 
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Bioniclelover said:
He was making a hilarious joke originating from misogynic incel forums applied to older women that they can't breed anymore because they wasted their youth doing careers, sleeping around or whatever. How this applies to Rowling who does have three adult children (who probably all love her rich mother) is beyond me.
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Hell, she had a kid before she even published.
 
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Millennium Rooster said:
Jim's daily shit opinion #1883 - "America doesn't know how bad it's food is"

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Jim, in the middle of crying about "allies" betraying the cause and how Harry Potter was a comfort movie for him, comes out with this line while sipping on Monster Drink.

Even when he is trying to gather some sympathy, he can't resist go on a "Heel" tirade.

The chat acts as expected:
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Christ he looks like he's approaching 60.

Re: American food, the only reason he thinks American food is bad is because he was almost certainly only eating prepackaged processed slop when he was living there. Because that's literally the only American food I've ever been turned off by, and I think that's more to do with the tastes and memories we form in childhood than "all American food bad."

This man has never had fresh food in his fucking life. Fresh food might vary from country to country but it's still going to be good.
 
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It's just a little thing, but seeing this image reminded me.

I really enjoy the image of Jumbo Jim holding a can of Monster energy drink.

Typically, when girls online pose with cans of Monster, they're doing it because it's a cute, quirky way of showing how dainty and smol uwu they are, because the can looks absolutely, comically massive in their hands.

This gif of Poppy is a great example. The can is literally as big as her head and thicker than her wrist.

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Jim, by comparison, has the physiognomy of a Norf F.C. tier fat bloke holding a can of beer.

But remember, guys, there's no such thing as sexual dimorphism in humans, that's a transphobic myth, and there's absolutely no way you can tell someone's sex just by looking at them.
 
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BibiLivesMatter said:
Man I really love the idea of Sterling doing the 800k special, but I don't know if he would do it again. Think 900k video was just a one of a kind special.
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I would have agreed, but then he made a 26-minute video ranting about how much he hates JKR that had absolutely nothing to do with video games, so as of now I'd say anything is possible.

Happy 799k you beautiful bastards, it couldn't have happened on a more perfect day or because of a more perfect video. The long road to 700k begins!
 
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