Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[moseph.jartelli]

@Ivan Daniloff
Getting smoked means getting exercised until you want to die while getting verbally ripped on.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Meanwhile, on planet Earth, people with the resources go to Antarctica and low earth orbit entirely for the hell of it.
Also, note the obvious self-contradiction: "Wars are fought over resources" and "Wars are fought over whose god has a bigger dick."

Humans have fought wars because of people being murdered or because a woman said so

 

[NotFatChild]

Patrick has had a busy week day last hour. Also stalker childs a new twitter stalker child account trying to help him better his life.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No 1pm drinking binge today Patrick? Did Nikki let you back in the house after the fathers of the children you grind up ran train on her?

 

[moocow]

There's always a few guys like that in basic. Take a guess as to how often this never happened or how quickly they learned that getting smoked because you have a big fucking mouth sucks way worse than getting your ass kicked.

I've always wondered about this. Not that I expect piggy would have ever done it (because he's a coward -- not only would he absolutely never mouth off to a drill instructor, he would also never enlist in the first place), but what does happen in basic when a recruit decides he's not taking the DI's shit and either mouths off or just refuses to obey orders?

I suspect I know the answer (first offense, you get smoked or get the shit kicked out of you (or both), second offense you go to jail to cool your jets, third offense you're hit with a dishonorable discharge -- which counts as a felony), but I've never actually heard it from anyone in the armed forces.

I know the military is surprisingly accommodating for people who genuinely crack up during basic and "wash out" because they just straight-up can't hack it, but I've always been curious about how the regular "arrogant asshole" gets handled.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

He would have his SFWA lieutenants rape them before, after or during the pepperonification process as well.

Btw, has he expressed any opinions on Heinlein that anyone gives enough of a fuck to remember?

Not that I remember reading, but the current year crowd hate Heinlein so I expect Fatrick does too, heaven forbid he goes against the groupthink. Bitchtits probably hates Lovecraft too.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Here's the whole retarded lecture. Gather 'round and enjoy a lesson on space from a fat idiot who failed every high school science class:

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He's still fucking going. Everyone on Twitter's talking about a mass shooting and he's probably mad that he chose the worst possible time for an Epic Reddit thread

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Been a while since viewing Fat's thread but I'm going to power level here. As someone who was retarded enough to get a STEM degree I can safely say Fatrick's takes on space, aliens, "infinite resources", and all this other shit are fucking retarded.

His science takes comes off on that sort of cancerous attitude that Carl Sagan ranted about where adults would dismiss kids for asking questions like "why is the moon round?" or "why is grass green?" or general "annoying" questions an adult would wave off or answer in a reddit tier faggot way.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Why do you think they keep getting beaten by Will Smith?

They just don't unnerstand how things be here on Earf.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Yeah, imagine...



Imagine being this fucking needy:

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Hilarious for two reasons - 1) he keeps saying he'll be doing his "longer form pieces" on post and yet his latest "space really big" thread was on twitter, and 2) he's, fat.

Just, noticing

 

[skol]

Funny how he has so many observations about posting and twitter and writing, yet everything he posts make him sound like insufferable fagot with a Tourette’s syndrome. Really makes you think about quality of that author

 

[PST Stan Account]

Imagine being the most unlikeable person in all of human history and still being so incessantly, relentlessly fat. It's psychotic.

 

[A Sunset]

1.2 wants the world to know he is not dumb. He was just SO much smarter than the rest of the class that homework became... unnecessary.
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Spoiler: "About to bust the curve on almost every exam"

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We know, bud.

“I wasn’t a certified, documented retard who failed his exams constantly. It was simply that it was unnecessary to study and I didn’t FEEL like passing the tests, child”.

I was already read to bust the curves on every exam, wow what a fucking tool. The stupidest people always crow the loudest about how smart they are.

No smart person talks like this. What a dumb bastard. He is so very hateable. And he sounds like a fucking sissy fag when pressed IRL.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I knew I knew Fagtrix from somewhere...

 

[break these cuffs]

I've always wondered about this. Not that I expect piggy would have ever done it (because he's a coward -- not only would he absolutely never mouth off to a drill instructor, he would also never enlist in the first place), but what does happen in basic when a recruit decides he's not taking the DI's shit and either mouths off or just refuses to obey orders?

I suspect I know the answer (first offense, you get smoked or get the shit kicked out of you (or both), second offense you go to jail to cool your jets, third offense you're hit with a dishonorable discharge -- which counts as a felony), but I've never actually heard it from anyone in the armed forces.

I know the military is surprisingly accommodating for people who genuinely crack up during basic and "wash out" because they just straight-up can't hack it, but I've always been curious about how the regular "arrogant asshole" gets handled.

Nothing so extreme as a Dishonorable. That involves a general court martial, the highest level, and is for serious felonies like rape or murder. Not only would the crime not fit the bill, but they wouldn't waste a court martial on a recruit who was just washing out. You'd get a entry level discharge. It's like you never enlisted. I can't say for certain that just being a defiant prick will get you out that way as I never saw it and I suspect falling off a tower at the obstacle course and getting hurt would be quicker. I don't know exactly how it works with med platoon, but some choose to stay in and get recycled, some get out even if the injury wasn't too debilitating.

If you are just a prick then you'd probably turn into your kill hat's special project and your life would be hell. Prove that you're an actual hindrance to training everyone and they'd probably just drop your ass to an earlier week. We had a guy get dropped to Week 1 with a week or two left for an integrity violation because guess why everyone had so much missing gear when we were inventorying to start turning stuff in? It was in his sea bags. He was going to pawn it all.

I suspect they'd drop you a couple times to see if it would give you an attitude adjustment and to fuck with you before just sending you to holding platoon and getting your ass out on an entry discharge. They'd let guys who pissed hot at MEPS go to like Week 8 just make them suffer before kicking them out. Most guys who want out would choose to go a physical or psych approach. Trying to slit your wrists in the middle of the night with your mach 3 will get you out much faster than mouthing off.

Fat would be a blubbering turd who went crying to the chaplain or psych before he ever got out of Pork Chop Platoon (Physical Conditioning Platoon). We did have one kid who got somewhat mouthy near the end and got fucked up a fair bit for it. Everyone wondered why he didn't get dropped and it turned out he was the nephew of some SMaj. who came to our graduation.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Valentines Day at the half-hovel:

 

[break these cuffs]

Valentines Day at the half-hovel:

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Does that game only work with two players? Not a very good gift if it doesn't. I guess Big Nik could take it to some boozy girls night in. Is she a friendless loser like Rick?

 

[internet friend]

Valentines Day at the half-hovel:

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Or maybe.... And here's a wild idea..... Maybe take her out to go birdwatching. I don't get why people think someone who likes X hobby want random unrelated shit with X pictures on it.

 

[break these cuffs]

Or maybe.... And here's a wild idea..... Maybe take her out to go birdwatching. I don't get why people think someone who likes X hobby want random unrelated shit with X pictures on it.

Fat strikes me as the kinda guy who buys gifts for his wife that he actually wants and she doesn't care about.

 

[FinnSven]

Do we know if he ever attempted to go in the military? He strikes me as the guy who would attempt that and either quit or get kicked out 2 days in. It is highly likely considering how bad he did in high school. Is there a way to check that?

Even if he had tried, he wouldn’t have been able to get through the door at the recruiting office due to being vastly fat.

So he would have failed before he started.