Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Monday day stream :

The day streams are typically much less raunchy for some reason with less slap fights. As always, I pick out what I find interesting.

Not much this time around. Mostly on topic of Murdaugh and some Watson/Schaeffer/Blaze talk I find to be yawn inducement.


Hydropx calls out the Balldo review. It IS supposedly done... why wait? Is this like Nick's business deal in Washington?

hydropx

@RekietaLaw fag you said you wrote that balldo review, just beg for more money and put that shh out

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2023-02-13 21:49:31​

Twitchy is off for some legal thing:

ThatCatnipDave

@RekietaLaw and chat i'm off to get ready for my court case hoping to settle but more than likely I'm going to have to file a 1983 claim 4 to be exact (1 for each in the household) wish me luck

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2023-02-13 09:58:12​

@feral cat #6385 capturing username *should* have been in this update, but I left it out... No reason besides that I was doing to coding at about 0130...

Filler text is mainly there to make sure nothing is missing in the extraction, but I see how it can be weird in tabular form here... I will sleep on it, and give it more thought.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You know what would’ve been a good hobby for Rackets instead of taking MDMA and putting bottles up his ass? He could’ve tried making beer or his own whisky. His wife is an artsy type, but it‘s not that hard and you can take classes on it.

I don’t understand sexual weirdos who air it in the open. It has no real benefits and swinging seems like it attracts a bunch of losers and doormats.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

 

[Pomniman]

You know what would’ve been a good hobby for Rackets instead of taking MDMA and putting bottles up his ass? He could’ve tried making beer or his own whisky. His wife is an artsy type, but it‘s not that hard and you can take classes on it.

I don’t understand sexual weirdos who air it in the open. It has no real benefits and swinging seems like it attracts a bunch of losers and doormats.

With full blown exhibitionism it's a reaction to feeling repressed and unsatisfied. Nicky Nightshade is more the Ethan Ralph "its nawt trooooo" type who tells blatantly obvious lies when he's caught with a balldo in his bum. He's still ashamed but thinks he's smurrt enough to deflect (he isn't).

 

[feral cat #6385]

Such a smug piece of shit. So disappointing he doesn't have any ALOGS as dedicated as Ralph's ALOGS.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He's just lucky he doesn't have hardcore Aylaawgs like Wingo and DSP attract

May I suggest for the ayylogs to name themselves Big up little Balldo or Wine moms of locals? Maybe also make a video serries called "This is how you don't lawyer"?

He had a great opportunity fall in his lap and instead of recognizing it for the opportunity it was he's squandering it by using it as an excuse to be a lazy ungrateful asshole.

A fool and his money...

He could’ve tried making beer or his own whisky. His wife is an artsy type, but it‘s not that hard and you can take classes on it.

That would require consistent effort, something he's not very good at. This nigga can't even stop being late and gay or keep on a single topic in a single stream, you think he can do something with dedication for a decade + to be a master and respected at his craft?

I find it hilarious how anti-free speech his locals is. What are they going to do, dox a farmer and send balldos to them? I'm 99% sure that's they'd have a thread up 24 hours before delivery.

Spoiler: Branca stuff

ETA: as CANAM Productions mentioned, the man tweets constantly & excessively. Primarily bootlicking & cringe woman sperging apropos of nothing. He’s always pissed about random women thinking they can get away with having careers or being unmarried past the oddly specific age of 26.

Instead of kneeling to only the truth, Branca falls whichever way the chips go.

but a lot of these dudes are so fucking fragile, makes you think the whole movement/ideology is suspect.

Like I said before, Branca is a lolcow because of his twitter and his block policy. Pre- lolcow Nick was perfect for dunking on other because he got others to block him. He does do a good job of IBSing other lolcows though.

Branca's issue is that he's right about some things (divorce courts, custody, etc) but instead of having reasonable solutions he goes into something that is a farcical solution that sounds good to the afflicted demographic (young lonely men) without nuanced review. This is not withstanding his attitude of "I got my younger, submissive, nubile and ideal wife, haha younger men you're fucked". Notice how he is (at least seemingly to me) always ragging on older women for being un-marryable whores and younger women needing to be 100% submissive and just follow their husbands as an "equal" relationship (Sound like Drex or Megan "Find a bookstore" Fox anyone?).
Gender relations are like the three legged races, they require the runners to be coordinated and of similar size. Branca's solution from my understanding is instead of both people compensating for each to reach equilibrium, is to make the other person an extension of himself. That is an inherently riskier (and not remotely at equilibrium) because if the man does something retarded like going getting his brained fried on LSD and ranting about how he wants his kids to be exposed to sex, she won't be able to stop him.

But I can't possibly know lol, according to him I'm some retard who won't SHOW HIS FACE and has <20 followers per a year so I couldn't have argued in good faith so I can get blocked as a failure in all aspects of life.

 

[Pomniman]

Branca seems like a bog standard angry old drunk with a chip on his shoulder. Dudes like that are posterboys for the fact that all the money, success, women, booze, or drugs in the world won't make you happy if you tie your mood to how others perceive you and feel the need to show everyone how right you think you are all the time.

 

[Phil Leotardo]

Branca seems like a bog standard angry old drunk with a chip on his shoulder. Dudes like that are posterboys for the fact that all the money, success, women, booze, or drugs in the world won't make you happy if you tie your mood to how others perceive you and feel the need to show everyone how right you think you are all the time.

Did anyone catch the time Branca was on Nick's stream when they discussed aid being given to Ukraine (roughly $300 million)? Branca suggested the US government give it to US citizens in order to make everyone a millionaire.

Lawyers are notoriously bad at math, but anyone with a room-temperature IQ shouldn't be making mistakes that stupid.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Did anyone catch the time Branca was on Nick's stream when they discussed aid being given to Ukraine (roughly $300 million)? Branca suggested the US government give it to US citizens in order to make everyone a millionaire.

Lawyers are notoriously bad at math, but anyone with a room-temperature IQ shouldn't be making mistakes that stupid.

Totally off-topic but on regards to the aid:

Spoiler: Off-topicshiz

There's an aussie numbers autist that has great videos talking about logistics n shit. At this timestamp he covers US aid, how it breaks down, and how the advertised dollar amount really isn't the *real* dollar amount. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj9HD8MdAFs&t=1678s

 

[northstar747]

Did anyone catch the time Branca was on Nick's stream when they discussed aid being given to Ukraine (roughly $300 million)? Branca suggested the US government give it to US citizens in order to make everyone a millionaire.

Lawyers are notoriously bad at math, but anyone with a room-temperature IQ shouldn't be making mistakes that stupid.

lol decimal places will fucking kill you.

I mean it i used to work in a hospital pharmacy.

 

[Bartolomeow Kittensberger]

Did anyone catch the time Branca was on Nick's stream when they discussed aid being given to Ukraine (roughly $300 million)? Branca suggested the US government give it to US citizens in order to make everyone a millionaire.

Lawyers are notoriously bad at math, but anyone with a room-temperature IQ shouldn't be making mistakes that stupid.

Joke’s on you, room temperature is measured in Centigrade!

 

[Potatoherder]

Day stats for Tuesday the 14th:

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Total Rumbles: $29
Rumble Count: 15 (8 unique)
Peak Viewers: 6270
Chat Messages: 8148 (439 unique users)
StreamID: 132506160
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Not much to say other than it's been a super low week on rumble. I got to imagine both parties are going to be happy when the contract ends.

wehearwell

Good morning @RekietaLaw. Locals stream last night was one of your best

Only interesting thing i found in the logs. I assume if it was super juicy Elissa would have clipped it or one of the locals members would have said something.

 

[dustnight]

Such a smug piece of shit. So disappointing he doesn't have any ALOGS as dedicated as Ralph's ALOGS.

@8:52 "I didn't do this on tHe mAiN sHOw, it was bEhIDe a pAyWaLl"
Nigger the show is public! just like Fox, CNN, Discovery, Timcast IRL or HBO

 

[Maude Snew]

LMAO Nick shitting on Sydney Watson for giving foot jobs but drilling his wife in the ass with a Balldo is fine.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

LMAO Nick shitting on Sydney Watson for giving foot jobs but drilling his wife in the ass with a Balldo is fine.

I’m still not over how confusing the idea of a balldo being any kind of positive is.

 

[Thoughtcrime84]

From 10 till 11 he makes a message to fellow content creator.

"[degeneracy description] gross, just stop being fucking weird. just go being normal guy and start doing your conspiracy [/law] shit. People actually liked that content, why don't you go do that. I don't know why. You are obviously retarded. [some mocking voice segment] OK, go do for it, whatever, you just go do that content [content example] and you probably be fine, people eat that shit up, and instead you are going on these weird crusades against people trying to silence them when they make fun of you [a bit less relevant part, but his dismissal of everything with "prude" could be bent to it] You deserved to be made fun of, you are retarded. "

Probably could be made into another copy pasta.

 

[Spaded Dave]

You know what would’ve been a good hobby for Rackets instead of taking MDMA and putting bottles up his ass? He could’ve tried making beer or his own whisky. His wife is an artsy type, but it‘s not that hard and you can take classes on it.

I don’t understand sexual weirdos who air it in the open. It has no real benefits and swinging seems like it attracts a bunch of losers and doormats.

There exists a universe where Rekieta went down this path. In his spare time and with his excess money he put real time into understanding all the aspects of what goes into creating the whiskeys he loves and what creates the profiles he most enjoys. He spent his spare time with his wife and kids, but also developing his own ideal whiskey.

When the Rittenhouse and Depp windfall came, he used it as an opportunity to bankroll his own liquor company, slowly building it over time and finding initial success through his YouTube marketing via his audience and his other creator connections. YouTube inevitably goes stale for him and he turns his attention full time to his company. In the end he has a strong reputation and a successful mid-tier Whiskey company to pass down to his children.

Luckily we live in this universe where we get to laugh at him shoving random objects up his asshole while his fellow drunk lawyer retards scream for people to show their faces. Sometimes you get lucky.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Such a smug piece of shit. So disappointing he doesn't have any ALOGS as dedicated as Ralph's ALOGS.

He definitely will, eventually. Alogs are to lolcows what vultures are to a carcass. It's a matter of wind speed/direction, humidity, precipitation, and the number of vultures in the area at the time. But they always show up.

 

[bifftango]

Did anyone catch the time Branca was on Nick's stream when they discussed aid being given to Ukraine (roughly $300 million)? Branca suggested the US government give it to US citizens in order to make everyone a millionaire.

Lawyers are notoriously bad at math, but anyone with a room-temperature IQ shouldn't be making mistakes that stupid.

I'm going to guess that was a joke based on this exchange:

This gal got mocked for months afterwards.

Back to Nick: on yesterday's trial stream, some Super Chatter brought up the Hennessey GT500 upgrade package, which Nick said was tempting but ultimately too expensive -- apparently, the upgrades costs nearly as much as a the GT500 does. Slow your roll, Nick! You can barely handle the car you bought. If you're into a Mustang for a approximately a quarter of a million dollars, it's time to reassess life. You can get a way cooler car for that outlay, like a 911 Turbo. Regardless, get a handle on the overkill beast you already bought, and then, in a few years when the training wheels are off, you can think about buying something even more retarded.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He could’ve tried making beer or his own whisky

Making a 'Still isn't as easy as it sounds. If you don't put it together properly you can end up blinding yourself or giving yourself WoodSquint because the 'Still is producing Methanol, or even blow the whole thing (or yourself) up if you're really unlucky, something that happens to even experienced 'Shiners sometimes, those things need to be watched and you need someone who knows what they're doing to set it up.
I suppose he could buy a pre-made one, but where's the fun in that, and Balldo man is just the type to jump in headfirst and cause an accident.
Wine making though, or Beer, or even Mead if he wanted to get fancy, anything better than being an embarrassing 40 year old Coomer.

From 10 till 11 he makes a message to fellow content creator.

"[degeneracy description] gross, just stop being fucking weird. just go being normal guy and start doing your conspiracy [/law] shit. People actually liked that content, why don't you go do that. I don't know why. You are obviously retarded. [some mocking voice segment] OK, go do for it, whatever, you just go do that content [content example] and you probably be fine, people eat that shit up, and instead you are going on these weird crusades against people trying to silence them when they make fun of you [a bit less relevant part, but his dismissal of everything with "prude" could be bent to it] You deserved to be made fun of, you are retarded. "

Probably could be made into another copy pasta.

Jfc lol are you sure this wasn't 2019 Nick giving Coomer 2022- Nick a well deserved and long overdue intervention?
Everything he just said could be, has been said about him, it sounded like pure projection.