Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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this, and the part of him comparing the reveal of SMB3 to 9/11 in term of historical significance, is what made me crack up the most about Brick by Brick.
You know, I get having a soft spot for things that made your childhood. But Bob and his views of Mario? Then again, who am I kidding. Brick by Brick was just ego masturbation combined with a lets play.
 
Mario is to Bob what Sonic is to Chris. I'm surprised he hasn't made an autistic hybrid of Mario and another video game character.

He haven't made some autistic mash-up because it will goes against His doctrine
Moviebob is way more pathetic than Chris though: Chris have legit autism and lived His fantasies with some kind of naive enjoyment and cheerfulness while Bob have this "Religious zealot" mentality on His Mario's worshipping that make him a bitter,rancorous and sad laughingstock
 
He haven't made some autistic mash-up because it will goes against His doctrine
Moviebob is way more pathetic than Chris though: Chris have legit autism and lived His fantasies with some kind of naive enjoyment and cheerfulness while Bob have this "Religious zealot" mentality on His Mario's worshipping that make him a bitter,rancorous and sad laughingstock
Next thing you know, he's gonna kill people in the name of Mario, especially dudebros.
 
He haven't made some autistic mash-up because it will goes against His doctrine
Moviebob is way more pathetic than Chris though: Chris have legit autism and lived His fantasies with some kind of naive enjoyment and cheerfulness while Bob have this "Religious zealot" mentality on His Mario's worshipping that make him a bitter,rancorous and sad laughingstock

You know Chris is better because I know at some point recently (provided I'm right, or course), CHRIS ACTUALLY SCORED (and not at some video game people obsess over way too much!). When has this guy done THAT for himself... Is anyone's guess.
 
You know Chris is better because I know at some point recently (provided I'm right, or course), CHRIS ACTUALLY SCORED (and not at some video game people obsess over way too much!). When has this guy done THAT for himself... Is anyone's guess.
To be fair, that was a hooker Chris made hanky-panky with.
 
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Next thing you know, he's gonna kill people in the name of Mario, especially dudebros.
No doubt he'd try, but since he's too out of shape to jump up and stomp on their head, couldn't find any turtle shells, and knowing no other way of killing anyone due to his rejection of modern games he will most likely fail.
 
I was wondering how he was going reconcile his social politics with the Ghostbusters movie looking like a stinker. Must of taken him a while to reconcile and articulate it, Not in the least because it required him to be totally oblivious as to the hows and whys of Holywood and gender, although it's nice to see he's still trying bang the drum of nerd culture and sexism. I suppose it's easier to lectures nerds who tend to be left wing with than "Dude bro's" and frats who don't give a shit what he thinks.
 
I haven't read the entire thread yet so sorry if this has already been asked, but does Bob even have a legitimate audience anymore? I figured as a white, cis, straight man the SJWs and feminists wouldn't want anything to do with him, even if he did parrot everything they said.

Ehhhh... he does have some followers (the majority being the self-styled pseudo-intellectuals and trust fund babies), but it's pretty much the same kind of deal with a lot of other quasi-celeb cows you get- the vast majority of people that still care about Chippy's existence is just to wait until his eventual freakout and/or has a massive heart attack. Simple fact is, he's out the outer-fringe of people the social justice crowd would back up. And soon as he says anything that doesn't go in lock-step with their special brand of bigotry, they will cut him from the clan, dry up his Patreon, and let the neckbeards feast on his failings for weeks.
 
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