Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He probably has, but he's so autistic that he can't see or hear anything that doesn't explicitly mention Nintendo/Mario. He'd be that retarded, fat fuck hogging the Wii U demo station of Mario Kart, even though he has them at home
Why do I have the weird feeling he'd hiss at children who'd rightfully complain that they want to play?
 
"No one in the general public knows ... what Overwatch is." If you ever want a clear cut example of how out of touch Bob is with "Gaming." Blizzard coming out with a new game is always a big event.
It's the same excuse that he made during the Dead or Alive Extreme 3 controversy. If nobody truly cared, then that game would have not gotten pulled from U.S. markets and the Tracer pose would not have been removed.
 
Has anyone seen this:


Basically in the middle he talks about how he loved seeing Colin Firth murder a bunch of Evangelical Christians. Not problematic in and of itself, but I just know that if it were radical Islamists instead he'd be in a tard rage.

Also he bitches about "imperialism" and the dirty joke at the end, which a lot of SJWs got butthurt over.
 
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Has anyone seen this:


Basically in the middle he talks about how he loved seeing Colin Firth murder a bunch of Evangelical Christians. Not problematic in and of itself, but I just know that if it were radical Islamists instead he'd be in a tard rage.

Also he bitches about "imperialism" and the dirty joke at the end, which a lot of SJWs got butthurt over.
I think Bob should just stick to playing his Mario games and let big boys talk about important matters.
 
Two things. First, a movie review.


Second, well...

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Two things. First, a movie review.


Second, well...

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Bob is the most arrogant critic I've ever come across. I've seen a few film critics who go on like their word is gospel, but none quite as bad as Bob. Also, semi-naked Mystique? Isn't that objectifying her Bob? Aren't you contributing to the oppression of women by reducing a female character to a sex object? For shame.
 
Bob is the most arrogant critic I've ever come across. I've seen a few film critics who go on like their word is gospel, but none quite as bad as Bob. Also, semi-naked Mystique? Isn't that objectifying her Bob? Aren't you contributing to the oppression of women by reducing a female character to a sex object? For shame.
He should have a showdown with Cole Smithey.
 
"No one in the general public knows ... what Overwatch is."

Does Bob not realize that video games are actually bigger than the movie industry now? Big games are at least as mainstream as major blockbusters.
I'd say that's going a bit too far when big movies are bringing in nearly ten times the gross profit of big games. Most of the exceptions to the rule aren't current hit games, but gradual money sinkholes like MMOs and old-timers like Space Invaders.

Still, saying that the Overwatch debacle is too obscure for people to care about while championing the new Ghostbusters movie is the height of hypocrisy.
 
Bobby still lives in two distinct delusions.

1) The video game market is still a very niche market.
2) Anything that doesn't fall into his circle of interests isn't important.

He enjoys to cater to these delusions because then he can feel secure in his addled way of thinking. He can believe that video games like CoD, GTA, and... well... anything outside of Nintendo's stable don't matter. Also, Overwatch is a team-based shooter, and Bob "Chips-Ahoy" Chipman working with anyone cooperatively is about as likely as Brianna Wu understanding the concept of humility... or shampoo. Since that isn't in his comfort zone, it therefore isn't important and no one else should like it and instead like the things he likes.
 
He should have a showdown with Cole Smithey.
Both achieved minor notoriety for not liking a movie. You could argue that Cole has the bigger balls setting Toy Story 3 as his windmill since beating down on an Adam Sandler film isn't unique among critics. I guess Bob "wins" since he likes to parade his ignorance surrounding two entertainment mediums.
 
Both achieved minor notoriety for not liking a movie. You could argue that Cole has the bigger balls setting Toy Story 3 as his windmill since beating down on an Adam Sandler film isn't unique among critics. I guess Bob "wins" since he likes to parade his ignorance surrounding two entertainment mediums.
They both are idiots who have their heads stuck far up their assholes to even listen to other peoples' opinions regardless.
 
Well at least Cole knows when to quit since he doesn't even bitch about Toy Story 3 that often. Bob shits on the Amazing Spiderman and Pixels whenever he gets the chance.
I never really took his thoughts seriously, but I honestly lost respect for Bob when he slammed down on FPS games. Sure, the mainstream communities are complete shit, but they have made their mark on gaming history with titles like Duke Nukem and Doom. You can't go wrong with that. Every type of game has affected the industry in one way or another.
 
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