Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Hey Bob, you seem upset.
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Seeing blob so angry, fills me with joy.
 
Any chance Bob will be moving out of the United States if Trump is elected president?

To where?

Canada's out. Cut-off age for the most common working visa is 35. He hit that in February, so that's a no-go. If he can get work sponsorship, maybe, but he won't get that from a major city, and the more rural places (which he won't even look at) won't have anywhere near as many job openings.

Europe? The UK/Ireland are his best bet, and Irish visas are apparently really weird, so just the UK. He ain't getting sponsored by a company, and it's probably too white and colonial for him. Anywhere else, he's either too old, has the wrong skillset, or doesn't speak the language. There isn't much call for English copywriters/movie reviewers in non-English speaking countries.

What he could try, I suppose, is bounce to Canada on a tourist visa and live off his patreon for six months, then head somewhere else to do the same, but that's a very grey area. If it's legally considered a donation, then it's frowned upon but not illegal, but it's considered income, it's illegal and might even get his ass slapped with tax violations. You can't just renew a tourist visa when it's up, either.
 
He has said that he would move to Canada if Trump is elected. He won't though for the same reason he lived with his parents until his 30s. Despite him saying he has ambitions and what not, he never moved to LA or some other place with a movie making scene or even try and film his own little indie films. Blob may have "ambitions" and "dreams" but is too lazy to actually pursue them. If blob couldn't manage to push himself to move and pursue his wants when he was young, he won't be able to push himself when he struggles to sit himself up in bed now. It is simply too much of a hassle for him.
 
To where?

Canada's out. Cut-off age for the most common working visa is 35. He hit that in February, so that's a no-go. If he can get work sponsorship, maybe, but he won't get that from a major city, and the more rural places (which he won't even look at) won't have anywhere near as many job openings.

Europe? The UK/Ireland are his best bet, and Irish visas are apparently really weird, so just the UK. He ain't getting sponsored by a company, and it's probably too white and colonial for him. Anywhere else, he's either too old, has the wrong skillset, or doesn't speak the language. There isn't much call for English copywriters/movie reviewers in non-English speaking countries.

What he could try, I suppose, is bounce to Canada on a tourist visa and live off his patreon for six months, then head somewhere else to do the same, but that's a very grey area. If it's legally considered a donation, then it's frowned upon but not illegal, but it's considered income, it's illegal and might even get his ass slapped with tax violations. You can't just renew a tourist visa when it's up, either.
Considering the way Trudeau's running the country, it would break Bob's heart to find that out.
 
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Bob wouldnt like it in the UK, we have a Conservative goverment, a state church and a monarchy. In addition we don't let US citizens with actual skills live here, why would we let bob in?

Anyone else notice Bob doesnt seem to like the human race very much?
But London just elected a Muslim to be the new mayor.
 
"No one in the general public knows ... what Overwatch is." If you ever want a clear cut example of how out of touch Bob is with "Gaming." Blizzard coming out with a new game is always a big event.

Proof that Movieblob has never set foot in a GameStop ever.
 
"No one in the general public knows ... what Overwatch is." If you ever want a clear cut example of how out of touch Bob is with "Gaming." Blizzard coming out with a new game is always a big event.
Isn't he supposed to be "The Game Overthinker"? Only someone like him would openly admit to not caring about events related to their "job".
 
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