Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Todd Weiss]

So, salt, fat and protein loaded dollar store tier corned beef hash: he definitely shouldn't be eating it with his morbid obesity, beetus and kidney issues

No idea why he'd combine 'sugar free' rockstars with chips and baby clams of all things, sounds like another dollar store purchase. None of which he should be eating

Garlic rye chips and a can of smoked oysters, Imagine what he must smell like after eating those. Zoomer baes would run for the hills the moment he opens his mouth

and of course, more talk about him shitting and farting, which he clearly doesn't realize isn't really an appropriate thing to go around telling people about publicly. He gets fucked with and as usual doesn't recognize the obvious sarcasm and fact he's obviously being fucked with

He's eating worse than a literal hobo and mixing foods in ways even little kids wouldn't. Whats next? Breading a cheap pork chop in chopped up triscuits and the oil from the canned oysters? Trying to deep fry canned sardines to make hobo fish and chips? and fucking lol at getting a sugar free rockstar and showing it off like that somehow makes it healthier or something he should be drinking

and between the canned seafood, corned beef hash and energy drink its no wonder he's shitting so much. He's lucky he hasn't shit himself because of it. Not that he would probably care, or notice


More like at least its ketchup and not the oil from the canned seafood poured all over it. or that and cheesy siracha mayo

EDIT:

Lucas is going to be pissed in march:

"Hunger cliff" looms as 32 states are set to cut food-stamp benefits

Typical food-aid benefit will decline by $82 per person in March, with some recipients getting as little as $23 a month.

www.cbsnews.com

High sodium and caffeine are grounds for another dialysis treatment. Anyone with an inkling of self preservation would make dietary adjustments to slow the damage.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas's theme song for the day:

No doubt he's spending the day alternating between crying and raging to himself about how unjust it is that he's sitting in his apartment without a zoomer bae on valentines day while all the greybeards and flatbills are spending the day letting their hoarded women loose so they can show their 5 girlfriends off to everyone and pick up 2 or 3 more while they're at it

They get all the pussy today but lucas is stuck at home eating fried chicken wishing he was eating fried chicken when he can afford nothing but shitty leftover hashbrowns and toasterbortions. He is likely half crying while stuffing his face bill dauterive style right about now. I expect some kind of angry jealous post at some point during the day talking about how unfair it is and to send him some food to take his mind off it. Thats very much his style

Any meltdown posts from the fat cow? The Lucas Werner broke posting page has been silent for a bit. Has Lucas put anything out today? I remember the moooing and reeeing how Valentine's Day was a day for everyone else to get laid and not Lucas. He was really chimping out over it.

 

[WonderWino]

Any meltdown posts from the fat cow? The Lucas Werner broke posting page has been silent for a bit. Has Lucas put anything out today? I remember the moooing and reeeing how Valentine's Day was a day for everyone else to get laid and not Lucas. He was really chimping out over it.

Nothing i've seen or been made aware of so far, which is really odd for lucas, even when doped to the gills. He despises valentines day for obvious reasons and has normally said something about being pissed off about it

 

[Da Dude123]

Nothing i've seen or been made aware of so far, which is really odd for lucas, even when doped to the gills. He despises valentines day for obvious reasons and has normally said something about being pissed off about it

I really suspect Lucas has been tard wrangled. The handlers have him extremely medicated to avoid lots of the autistic behavior that we like to mock. And who is going to advocate for Lucas? No one! His dad has all but disowned him and his Mom is too busy being a basic boomer bitch in Mexico to care about her obese cow son in a state run care facility. I am hoping for a spring awakening, complete with trips to Lower Post Street, but I just don't know.

 

[Vi0l3t]

 

[WonderWino]

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Valentines day is the worst fucking holiday of ignorance towards anyone outside your relationship bubble

Aside from how bizarre of a sentence that is lucas seems to have forgotten that valentines day has literally nothing to do with people outside your relationship bubble. Thats literally the point. Somehow I suspect that statement ties into his whole woman hoarding, everyone is gang banging each other like eastern european porn stars constantly mindset

Not to mention it shows how narcissistic, entitled and greedy he is that he takes offense to people in relationships not making valentines day about him. I'm not surprised he managed to make at least one angry post about it, valentines day pisses him off too much not to

I really suspect Lucas has been tard wrangled. The handlers have him extremely medicated to avoid lots of the autistic behavior that we like to mock. And who is going to advocate for Lucas? No one! His dad has all but disowned him and his Mom is too busy being a basic boomer bitch in Mexico to care about her obese cow son in a state run care facility. I am hoping for a spring awakening, complete with trips to Lower Post Street, but I just don't know.

So basically he's sitting in a chair drugged out of his mind with a pissed off look on his face constantly but is too fucked up to screech about it..... like an obese crazy version of hector from breaking bad, lucas just stares at people angrily and snorts like an excited horse while gyrating slightly in his chair. All he needs is a little bell to ring furiously whenever a zoomer couple walks past him

 

[Poop Shoot]

I wonder how much fatter he’s been getting

 

[Stinkyboy]

Guess he didn’t get his clinker nigger steak

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Valentines day is the worst fucking holiday of ignorance towards anyone outside your relationship bubble

Aside from how bizarre of a sentence that is lucas seems to have forgotten that valentines day has literally nothing to do with people outside your relationship bubble. Thats literally the point. Somehow I suspect that statement ties into his whole woman hoarding, everyone is gang banging each other like eastern european porn stars constantly mindset

Not to mention it shows how narcissistic, entitled and greedy he is that he takes offense to people in relationships not making valentines day about him. I'm not surprised he managed to make at least one angry post about it, valentines day pisses him off too much not to


So basically he's sitting in a chair drugged out of his mind with a pissed off look on his face constantly but is too fucked up to screech about it..... like an obese crazy version of hector from breaking bad, lucas just stares at people angrily and snorts like an excited horse while gyrating slightly in his chair. All he needs is a little bell to ring furiously whenever a zoomer couple walks past him

last time to look at me hector, look at me..... Look at ME!
-Cyril probably

God i love listening to the golden usb, the last interview was prime lucas. Such a shame we didn't get more, lucas putting his social ineptitude on full display and pre school level lying. Facebook trolls need to put their A game to get Lucas to REEEE again.

edit: Lucas sees mutual friendship between the opposite sex as greed, gaslighting means things he doesn't agree on

 

[A Silly Possum]

bro wtf, he is not doing okay lmao. also what a fucking retard, how does a 40+ year old man not know what corticosteroids are...?

 

[Twrx]

bro wtf, he is not doing okay lmao. also what a fucking retard, how does a 40+ year old man not know what corticosteroids are...?

Because it's the freak.

 

[A Silly Possum]

Because it's the freak.

All the people in the thread are begging him to take Benadryl but he's wont cuz his dr didnt tell him to. i dont think he even knows what benadryl is and that it's over the counter lmao. he probably thinks its some hardcore shit

God i love listening to the golden usb, the last interview was prime lucas. Such a shame we didn't get more, lucas putting his social ineptitude on full display and pre school level lying. Facebook trolls need to put their A game to get Lucas to REEEE again.

edit: Lucas sees mutual friendship between the opposite sex as greed, gaslighting means things he doesn't agree on

Where can I listen to this interview? Is it on youtube anywhere?

 

[WonderWino]

bro wtf, he is not doing okay lmao. also what a fucking retard, how does a 40+ year old man not know what corticosteroids are...?

Allergies. In washington state, in february, in a guy who barely leaves his apartment at this point. and his doctor tells him to take claritin? Something is off here. Claritin is for seasonal allergies related to pollen and things of that nature. Again, its fucking february, we're a couple months away from that being an issue, let alone popping up at random. Claritin wouldn't do shit and no doctor would tell him to take it. As was pointed out benadryl is a far better choice for the kinds of allergies the doctor would be referring to.. He either ate something he had a reaction to, did something stupid again a la foot cream on his face incident or its not allergies at all and he's using that as a cover to explain the swelling, and brought up claritin because thats the only allergy related medication he knew of

That said, that really doesn't look like allergies to me. His eyes are swollen and discolored but his nose seems normal and not like somebody who has been experiencing the kind of allergies that would make your eyes look like that. This looks like a symptom of something else

and holy shit he looks awful. Says alot about him and his health that he looks worse when he has stable housing than when he was a literal street hobo. He should use that as his dating site pic, i'm sure the zoomer baes would come running right to him

EDIT:

*Ahem* As I said, i'm calling it now - its kidney related

Kidney disease can also cause periorbital edema, which involves swelling around the eyes. Inefficient kidney function can cause a water imbalance, leading to the increased fluid around the eyes. The condition can develop in one or both eyes.

Where can I listen to this interview? Is it on youtube anywhere?

Its a long watch but it gets better toward the end and finishes with a major chimpout

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Lucas doesn’t want steroids (prednisone) because of weight gain. And given his diabetes it may be better not to. Steroids increase risk of infections and can inhibit healing so… how’s that foot?

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

he legit thinks it's gym roids, age gap breeding scientist everyone

 

[Vi0l3t]

bro wtf, he is not doing okay lmao. also what a fucking retard, how does a 40+ year old man not know what corticosteroids are...?

Atleast he cant see children or teenage girls at the moment

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

if there is hell, lucas is already in it, cause goddamn I do not wish this fate on my worst enemies

 

[WonderWino]

if there is hell, lucas is already in it, cause goddamn I do not wish this fate on my worst enemies

Don't say that too loud or lucas might hear and start turning into this guy

I mean that isn't too far off from regular unmedicated lucas

That said its starting to look like his poor health is showing itself. Him being indoors is only delaying the inevitable. Its not unlikely that if he hadn't managed to get himself into mallon place when he did he'd already have been found dead in the street or woods somewhere. I wonder if his infected foot hole had anything to do with fucking his kidneys up. Infection can get the ball rolling on all kinds of kidney problems. His general health and diet clearly had a big part of it but his foot could easily have as well. and frankly he's lucky he didn't lose a foot or die over that. I won't be surprised if he is visibly fucked up too obviously for him to lie about by years end

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Don't say that too loud or lucas might hear and start turning into this guy

I mean that isn't too far off from regular unmedicated lucas

That said its starting to look like his poor health is showing itself. Him being indoors is only delaying the inevitable. Its not unlikely that if he hadn't managed to get himself into mallon place when he did he'd already have been found dead in the street or woods somewhere. I wonder if his infected foot hole had anything to do with fucking his kidneys up. Infection can get the ball rolling on all kinds of kidney problems. His general health and diet clearly had a big part of it but his foot could easily have as well. and frankly he's lucky he didn't lose a foot or die over that. I won't be surprised if he is visibly fucked up too obviously for him to lie about by years end

Just watched the wern's latest video on klick's youtube, aside from the obvious tremors, he has some weird puncture wound in his pinky. He also sounds very defeated, as if he's kinda aware he's gonna die alone

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Maybe it's just the swelling changing his facial shape, but he looks like a sad old man. He's deteriorating fast.