🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralphs probably going to go back to his pregamergate days and spamming his shit on imageboards. I wonder how many Mexican flag anons will be on /pol/ calling the Farms a bunch of tranny leftists.

 

[proangelwhangs]

Ok I have to come clean. I am the one who swatted Jim.
Jim attacked me when I tried to purchase a hat from his store. He refunded my purchase because my head was “too fat” and it might stretch and over-stress the thin Chinese fabric, causing tears.

I made the mistake of showing him empathy by donating large amounts so I could recommend him my favorite Isekai, but for what? For him to embarrass me in front of the other sweeties and make me the joke of the discord server.

Some shit just isn't forgivable.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

How come polices in US don't even lookup/ arrest callers if they knew it's a swatting attempt?

They’re busy cleaning up after black people

 

[Dyn]

How come polices in US don't even lookup/ arrest callers if they knew it's a swatting attempt?

And lose a perfectly good opportunity to shoot somebody? I don't think you understand how US law enforcement works.

 

[Near]

This "retaliatory" swatting only makes groyper faggots look weak. If this is the best they can do, there's some bad news for the future of their "movement".

 

[LaurenLauren]

Ralph's holding some fat consecutive Ls so naturally that means all the usual suspects are getting SWATted.

This time however, the cops know exactly what the fuck is going on and everybody has their routine.

Spoiler: Jim 'n' Jade

View attachment 4538061
View attachment 4538062

A

Spoiler: Vickers

View attachment 4538078

A

Spoiler: Morris

View attachment 4538082

A

Call me a schizo, but i don't think it's Ralph, i don't think it's even the AF retards, I'm thinking this some Ralph alog trying to get him into some deeper shit.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It would be silly to completely rule out the possibility of unsolicited 3rd party involvement but knowing Ralph's scorned teenage girl demeanor it could go either way.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Call me a schizo, but i don't think it's Ralph, i don't think it's even the AF retards, I'm thinking this some Ralph alog trying to get him into some dipper shit.

Idk, seems in keeping with the “nobody can out-low me” ethos

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Sorry, however in my defence I am someone that Ralph has previously directly flung shit at. The poopoo was already thrown at me without it having been wanted. I've had my fun with him now, I'm done.

So you wanted some petty revenge on Ralph? Okay you're an adult that's on you, but then why announce it on here?

 

[Dyn]

Idk, seems in keeping with the “nobody can out-low me” ethos

No matter how low Ralph sinks he'll never manage to sink lower than unironic Ralph fans.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

No matter how low Ralph sinks he'll never manage to sink lower than unironic Ralph fans.

But unironic Ralph fans are mostly retards with WWE t shirts quarantined to stinky basements. They give him money the same way adults with mental disabilities buy scratch tickets.

 

[MeltyTW]

Call me a schizo, but i don't think it's Ralph, i don't think it's even the AF retards, I'm thinking this some Ralph alog trying to get him into some deeper shit.

It's ralph

 

[The Great Deliverer]

Man ,next MATI stream is going to be fun but i wonder if Ralph can sink lower now,i mean he just lost the one true thing he actually loved in his life more than any of his children ,he has to be out of his head more than usual now

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Man ,next MATI stream is going to be fun but i wonder if Ralph can sink lower now,i mean he just lost the one true thing he actually loved in his life more than any of his children ,he has to be out of his head more than usual now

He isn’t totally off Twitter yet. He’s still got the Ralphamania account and Meigh’s account. It won’t be long before they’re gone, though.

 

[Hazel Motes]

For the flaggots justifying themselves in the thread, I wasted my time making this in less time than your novella long posts took to write.

 

[MeltyTW]

For the flaggots justifying themselves in the thread, I wasted my time making this in less time than your novella long posts took to write.

View attachment 4538569

Ethan Ralph's only allowed platform is kiwifarms, he should be banned everything else

 

[Elmo]

This "retaliatory" swatting only makes groyper faggots look weak. If this is the best they can do, there's some bad news for the future of their "movement".

It's almost like we didn't rule out who had MTG swatted.

 

[Anonanon]

Nah, I flagged down his shit.

View attachment 4537725

Please fucking stop

 

[ImNotJewish]

It's ralph

Or Shaggy..

Edit : the swattings started right after he woke up and started swinging the broom

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Either way the end result is the same for the people on the receiving end and in Vickers' case can be used to argue why Ralph needs to stay as far away from Xander as possible.

Whether it's him, a deranged paypig, somebody trying to incriminate him or just an agent of chaos; if would-be executioners keep getting sent after his son and his immediate family every time Ralph's upset then they need a clean break.