🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Near]

Ralph cries out in pain as he pays someone to swat you.

 

[William Tyndale]

Alternate theory: Meigh is the one swatting people while Ralph is passed out drunk in a bid to have the authorities show up so she can have Ralph arrested and free herself from his bondage.

 

[Beavis]

All these people flagging Ralph's twitter accounts have some sad personal vendetta against him. LOL

Didn’t all of fuentes’ sock twitter accounts get nuked because the followers were the same? Guessing that’s how the ban evasion account got hit combined with the reports.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

twitter is fucking gay, there should be no permanent bans unless it's about children and or animal abuse. the rest should give you a time out. they just steal content in the long run.

That would take a decision on section 230.

Probably a better solution would be selective permeability with the fediverse, like if a Twitter user could select fedi instances to connect to their Twitter, and turn it off if they don’t want it

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

I guess it’s full mask off about who is behind the swatting then. Not that there was much of doubt in the first place.

I agree with those saying it wasn’t him making the actual call though. At this point he can’t handle a 3 line + captcha signup form. He also fancies himself some type of fat mob boss and likely huff his own shafts at the thought of “making a call to his guy” in order to exact his revenge.

All that said, congrats on now committing an international crime @theralph.

 

[Ralphamaniac]

Flagging is gay but if you seriously think not having a Twitter account will shut Ralph up then you must be new here.

I agree it won't shut him up but him loosing his blue checkmark account might make him slightly reconsider what he's posting. That is until he gets too drunk to know better. He thought the check mark made him immune to consequences of his actions so he would tweet out the most insane and unhinged shit like saying faith has a loose pussy or shit about revenge porn safe with the knowledge it could never hurt him.
Especially if he has to pretend to be the killstream secretary or whatever his next larp is going to be most of his tweets will likely be somewhat tame for Ralph. Again that is until maybe 2 or 3 pm his time when he is already sloppy drunk and starts sperging.
I suspect the best place to see really unhinged Ralph freak outs in the coming days will be his telegram since he thinks he's safe there and is under the delusion that because he isn't banned his unhinged comments won't be used against him in his multiple upcoming court cases.

 

[fedoralordjish]

That would take a decision on section 230.

Probably a better solution would be selective permeability with the fediverse, like if a Twitter user could select fedi instances to connect to their Twitter, and turn it off if they don’t want it

just run your own fediverse instance

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I agree it won't shut him up but him loosing his blue checkmark account might make him slightly reconsider what he's posting. That is until he gets too drunk to know better. He thought the check mark made him immune to consequences of his actions so he would tweet out the most insane and unhinged shit like saying faith has a loose pussy or shit about revenge porn safe with the knowledge it could never hurt him.
Especially if he has to pretend to be the killstream secretary or whatever his next larp is going to be most of his tweets will likely be somewhat tame for Ralph. Again that is until maybe 2 or 3 pm his time when he is already sloppy drunk and starts sperging.
I suspect the best place to see really unhinged Ralph freak outs in the coming days will be his telegram since he thinks he's safe there and is under the delusion that because he isn't banned his unhinged comments won't be used against him in his multiple upcoming court cases.

When has Ralph taking an L ever made him reconsider his actions?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I agree it won't shut him up but him loosing his blue checkmark account might make him slightly reconsider what he's posting.

This assumes Ralph is capable of learning. We haven’t seen any evidence of that.

 

[Meowstery]

Seeing these videos, I'm glad police know more about swatting now. A year or two ago you'd be lucky if you weren't shot, but now like with metekor they just knock on the door and go "hey you got swatted". Is this really what you want to go to jail over ralph? Knocking on some dude's door? Just go do it yourself

 

[Beavis]

I agree it won't shut him up but him loosing his blue checkmark account might make him slightly reconsider what he's posting. That is until he gets too drunk to know better. He thought the check mark made him immune to consequences of his actions so he would tweet out the most insane and unhinged shit like saying faith has a loose pussy or shit about revenge porn safe with the knowledge it could never hurt him.
Especially if he has to pretend to be the killstream secretary or whatever his next larp is going to be most of his tweets will likely be somewhat tame for Ralph. Again that is until maybe 2 or 3 pm his time when he is already sloppy drunk and starts sperging.
I suspect the best place to see really unhinged Ralph freak outs in the coming days will be his telegram since he thinks he's safe there and is under the delusion that because he isn't banned his unhinged comments won't be used against him in his multiple upcoming court cases.

All his sock twitter accounts will be banned within a few days.

 

[Pigtoad]

Is it really the job of Kiwis to teach Gunt a lesson in manners?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Is it really the job of Kiwis to teach Gunt a lesson in manners?

No. That would convert us into a petting zoo.

 

[DogZero]

As explained in Chat, Ralph attacked me when I and a few others in the IBS crowd tried to get him to cut the shit and drinking because it was starting to become a problem all those years ago.

I made the mistake of being empathetical towards him when he was in a downer during the few rare instances of him coming on to discord (yes, cancer I know, but this was years ago).
How did he attack me when I showed him empathy? By calling my mother a whore... a month after she died, and I had to do CPR, which he was aware. Didn't stop him from using my mother as an insult every other sentence.

Some shit just isn't forgivable.

Nearly every boy who ever lived to manhood and middle age had to face the death of his mother.

Some conquered continents, others changed the fate of his people or nation because of it.

Most just tried to be a better man, one worthy of her memory.

What did you do?

you fucking took my nectar out of spite by reporting his spergout mouthpiece . If only ralph himself was so wise. where does that put you?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I agree it won't shut him up but him loosing his blue checkmark account might make him slightly reconsider what he's posting. That is until he gets too drunk to know better. He thought the check mark made him immune to consequences of his actions so he would tweet out the most insane and unhinged shit like saying faith has a loose pussy or shit about revenge porn safe with the knowledge it could never hurt him.
Especially if he has to pretend to be the killstream secretary or whatever his next larp is going to be most of his tweets will likely be somewhat tame for Ralph. Again that is until maybe 2 or 3 pm his time when he is already sloppy drunk and starts sperging.
I suspect the best place to see really unhinged Ralph freak outs in the coming days will be his telegram since he thinks he's safe there and is under the delusion that because he isn't banned his unhinged comments won't be used against him in his multiple upcoming court cases.

Nigga, he's going to spend more time on Fedi and Telegram where there are no rules and he's going to be completely unguarded. If anything, this will make him even more unhinged.

What it wont do is provide the nectar that we always get when he pisses off a new group of people and has a meltdown.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nearly every boy who ever lived to manhood and middle age had to face the death of his mother.

Some conquered continents, others changed the fate of his people or nation because of it.

Most just tried to be a better man, one worthy of her memory.

What did you do?

you fucking took my nectar out of spite. If only ralph himself was so wise. where does that put you?

He’s the Edmond Dantes to your Albert de Morcerf

 

[DogZero]

He’s the Edmond Dantes to your Albert de Morcerf

A wonderful comparison as it’s from a story one ultimately and finally of restraint.
But Sinbad always had a more just cause for revenge than any of Ralph’s invented feuds.

If there is any character ralph represents however it’s fyoder pavlovich karamazov. Whatever Xander becomes let’s hope it’s more Alexei (or even ivan but that’s doubtful lmao) and less Dmitri.

 

[heathercho]

I agree it won't shut him up but him loosing his blue checkmark account might make him slightly reconsider what he's posting. That is until he gets too drunk to know better. He thought the check mark made him immune to consequences of his actions so he would tweet out the most insane and unhinged shit like saying faith has a loose pussy or shit about revenge porn safe with the knowledge it could never hurt him.
Especially if he has to pretend to be the killstream secretary or whatever his next larp is going to be most of his tweets will likely be somewhat tame for Ralph. Again that is until maybe 2 or 3 pm his time when he is already sloppy drunk and starts sperging.
I suspect the best place to see really unhinged Ralph freak outs in the coming days will be his telegram since he thinks he's safe there and is under the delusion that because he isn't banned his unhinged comments won't be used against him in his multiple upcoming court cases.

People really need to remember that he didn't lose his checkmark, nor his twitter(s) because of flagging.
He lost his checkmark coz he refused to pay the Elon-Tax of $8 a month.
He then lost his unprotected account coz he's a vicious ragepig.
He lost his sock accounts for flagrant ban evasion.

Had he paid the ransom, he'd be able to holler and seethe on his checkmarked account right now, sans consequence. He's not only fat, ugly and stupid - he's cheap too.

Nothing, ever, will make him reconsider what he's posting. Not now, not before. There is no redemption for Ethan. He's in turbospite mode and will continue until he razes everything to the ground, including himself. He can't shut up now and he won't shut up.

He'll find a venue to run his mouth no matter what. It's literally the last commodity he has left.

 

[Ralphamaniac]

I am excited for him to wake up see he lost another Twitter due to his drunk tweeting and sperging, chug some bottom shelf bourbon and hop onto pantsus account and sperg out.

 

[bile demon]

ONAforums people don't flag their cow.

Wrong in every detail as always, child.