🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SpergioLeonne]

Man ,next MATI stream is going to be fun but i wonder if Ralph can sink lower now,i mean he just lost the one true thing he actually loved in his life more than any of his children ,he has to be out of his head more than usual now

I thought that seven years ago, and then out of nowhere he made national news for assaulting an officer

 

[ImNotJewish]

assaulting an officer

It was a female officer i belive, woman cop telling a Ralphamale what to do must have pushed him over the edge

He must have been picked on by girls in school

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

It would be silly to completely rule out the possibility of unsolicited 3rd party involvement but knowing Ralph's scorned teenage girl demeanor it could go either way.

Much like the Mundane Matt situation circa 2018, there is no direct evidence - yet.

Despite this, the circumstantial evidence is fairly compelling that this is either the work of Ralph, or someone who is acting on his behalf.

These swattings occur when he is at his lowest points, in fact this is fairly consistently when they occur. This idea this is coincidental is a stretch - not impossible, but unlikely to be irrelevant.

These swattings regularly seem to target those who Ralph hates the most at any given moment who live in the USA. Which is HIGHLY suspect.

What gets me is, Harry seems to be supportive or at least positive/neutral with regards to AF, so what skin do the catboy legion have in this?

So either it's Ralph, one of his loyal capos probably working at Ralph's request, or the Mundane Matt attempt to address the question of some random person trying to make Ralph look like a swatter...

Also, Ralph said of his firstborn son getting swatted "welcome to the jungle". He 100% had direct involvement in that, 100%.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It was a female officer i belive, woman cop telling a Ralphamale what to do must have pushed him over the edge

He must have been picked on by girls in school

I think the news even made it out to be more of a confrontation than it actually was.. if I remember correctly, he passed out on a bench in the lobby of some place, and the female officer tried to make him get up and move so he raged.

The news made it sound like it was political

 

[metroid_fetish]

That's me done. Back to observing. But, I don't know if you've ever had someone laugh in the face of your family and death like that when you once tried to show them an ounce of empathy but that shit WILL stick to you like hot sugar - not getting over it doesn't make someone a bitch.

Anyways, the reaction to all of this is going to be a shit show so the fun is only just starting with his handling of the last 24 hours. I promise that there will be funnier shit to laugh at Ralph for than that twitter.

Flagging Ralph's Twitter accounts won't make you good enough at CPR to save your mom's life.

 

[HackerX]

I explained it in chat, but I'll explain my logic here.

Ralph's twitter was doomed. It was an eventuality that it would be taken down. The post-leak twitter stuff just wasn't that entertaining, and his tweets have been so unhinged it's actually repulsive to normal moral behaviour, even for twitter.

He still has other avenues to react and places we can observe. He was convinced that he would get his old twitter back and that he was untouchable. It is one of the few things he actively enjoys.

His grandstand recently has been about getting that twitter back; his ego in full swing. Having his Killstream account nuked not only means that he is a nothing in the eyes of the internet and world, but also - as he states - it is an older account, so now he has absolutely zero chance of getting his main back as it was created after the fact.

There is no don't pozload my negholepoo rule with Ralph; he actively provokes the farms, and everyone else around him. He actively welcomes what happens. Unlike other cows, he has full mental capacity to have stopped all of this a long time ago. He flings the shit at others even when they try not to get their hands stained brown.

Sometimes you've just got to toss a log on the fire when it's burning to cook up some crispy bacon.

The next little while is going to be absolutely great for watching a trashfire ignite.

No shit you dumb nigger, but who said you have to post about it to get your dopamine hit from posting about it here?

 

[Ralphamaniac]

WE DID IT REDDIT OUR GAY DISCORD CABAL FLAGGED RALPH DOWN AND TOOK CREDIT ON KIWI FOR THE CLOUT ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE A VICKERS CAPO



Now Ralph can't keep violating the restraining order and saying unhinged shit to help get Rozy taken away from him and to safety or ensure there is a 0% chance of Ralph ever harming Xander.
You contributions really are important @Pit Viper Salesman and @Strasse its not like Ralph leaked his password revealing he is going to be representing himself or has been cruising for escorts. Your epic discord coordinated flaggotry is what is saving us. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It can’t be Ralph who did the swatting. First of all he’s a fucking retard. Secondly he got his general location doxed because he kept checking 3 accounts on poast and couldn’t be assed to use a vpn all because clues on his twitter pointed his location to Mexico. I doubt he would be smart enough to spoof an emergency call to local police from Mexico without being found out because back to my first point: he is retard. Thirdly whenever he does call and leave voice messages he does nothing to cover up his slurring accent.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

How come polices in US don't even lookup/ arrest callers if they knew it's a swatting attempt?

Thats a good question, I've often wondered that myself. Unless they truly have no way to trace it, I can't see a reason to not prosecute attempted murder

If the swatter is taking thee proper precautions, it's very difficult if not impossible to track them down. It may require warrants for ISP's, VPN companies, etc. On top of that, many times if a crime is not significant enough, cops/feds don't bother to go out of their way to find them. With the three swattings that happened tonight for instance, it's easy for them to say "Well, no one got hurt, so who cares?"

The most famous case of swatting was Tyler Barriss. People most likely know him as the retard who attempted to swat a call of duty tryhard who gave him the wrong number and subsequently an unrelated party got killed because some Police faggot shitbag shot him when he moved slightly wrong.

The truth is though, Tyler had been swatting for literally years and was even arrested and spent time in prison for calling in bomb threats previously. They didn't need to trace ip's or anything to find and prove his guilt. They found him because he was bragging about the shit openly. The dipshit had grown complacent and let his guard down.

To summarize, if the swatter is being careful, it may be impossible to find them. It also depends on if the officers investigating care enough to follow through. For all we know, there is some groyper in a discord bragging about swatting "metacare" to a glow nigger as we speak. Only time will tell.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Flagging is gay but if you seriously think not having a Twitter account will shut Ralph up then you must be new here.

 

[heathercho]

Ralph's holding some fat consecutive Ls so naturally that means all the usual suspects are getting SWATted.

This time however, the cops know exactly what the fuck is going on and everybody has their routine.

Spoiler: Jim 'n' Jade

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Spoiler: Vickers

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Spoiler: Morris

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The cast of characters here is so great :
A frail chinese hat seller, a pudgy, ruddy coin merchant, an upstate horse breeder all being victimized by an alcoholic rage pig and his retarded mare from their third world Pistachio Casa that's between 2 pig resturants and a Tienda Andy.

I am really enjoying this timeline.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It can’t be Ralph who did the swatting. First of all he’s a fucking retard. Secondly he got his general location doxed because he kept checking 3 accounts on poast and couldn’t be assed to use a vpn all because clues on his twitter pointed his location to Mexico. I doubt he would be smart enough to spoof an emergency call to local police from Mexico without being found out because back to my first point: he is retard. Thirdly whenever he does call and leave voice messages he does nothing to cover up his slurring accent.

It takes a schizo to swat people, and Ralph’s true fans are schizos.

If it was isofaggy, fine, but I still hold Ralph as having culpability through influence, if not direct requests, on his guntwashing schizos.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Ralph's holding some fat consecutive Ls so naturally that means all the usual suspects are getting SWATted.

This time however, the cops know exactly what the fuck is going on and everybody has their routine.

Spoiler: Jim 'n' Jade

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Spoiler: Vickers

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Spoiler: Morris

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So Ralph definitely either orchestrated this, or someone who is really, really retarded did this to frame him as a swatter.

I'm going to guess the former but with the alogs that orbit him the second is sadly a possibility.

 

[BrainProlapse]

It can’t be Ralph who did the swatting. First of all he’s a fucking retard. Secondly he got his general location doxed because he kept checking 3 accounts on poast and couldn’t be assed to use a vpn all because clues on his twitter pointed his location to Mexico. I doubt he would be smart enough to spoof an emergency call to local police from Mexico without being found out because back to my first point: he is retard. Thirdly whenever he does call and leave voice messages he does nothing to cover up his slurring accent.

Personally I'm pretty sure it's some groyper faggot discord that he pays $100 or so for each swatting. Ralph 100% lacks the subtlety or basic computer skills to do it himself.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Personally I'm pretty sure it's some groyper faggot discord that he pays $100 or so for each swatting. Ralph 100% lacks the subtlety or basic computer skills to do it himself.

Amazing how he has cash for swatting Jim but he can’t buy his pedo horse a video game.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Ralph's holding some fat consecutive Ls so naturally that means all the usual suspects are getting SWATted.

This time however, the cops know exactly what the fuck is going on and everybody has their routine.

Spoiler: Jim 'n' Jade

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Spoiler: Vickers

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Spoiler: Morris

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Ralph swatted the home his son lives in again? What a great dad. What are the odds he lets slip that he did it at the next hearing?

And you're a cunt, so I suppose we've even.

You're a retard and I think you and @John Andrews Stan should go be retards together I bet you'd make a cute couple.

Flaggots should do a fucking flip.

 

[Pigtoad]

All these people flagging Ralph's twitter accounts have some sad personal vendetta against him. LOL

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Ralph swatted the home his son lives in again?

I think Faith and Xander live with her grandmother, not with her dad. I doubt it would've made any difference if she did live with her dad though.

 

[fedoralordjish]

twitter is fucking gay, there should be no permanent bans unless it's about children and or animal abuse. the rest should give you a time out. they just steal content in the long run.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I said before Ralph was going to swat all his enemies cos he has taken an L, and I didn't even realise he went for Vickers this time.

It's Ralph, maybe he uses a paid proxy to do it - in fact, I am almost certain he does because it's easier, safer and likely not traceable to him directly.

However come on to fuck if you think Ralph isn't involved, Null would be getting a visit to if he didn't move to Serbia. The guy is absolutely unhinged and lashing out like a trapped rodent.

Hey Ralph, if you're reading this, just do a flip already - this circus sideshow you call a life is endangering the lives and wellbeing of your own flesh and blood now, you sick freak.