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Ethan Ralph is a broke dick coward no balls bitch nigga and he's not cool enough to kill himself.
Guntelegram & Discord - Documenting seething Reeethan's Telegram outbursts and Discord rages.
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LMAO remember the time when Ralph was too pilled off his face on Xanax and liquor to wake up to drive his mother to dialysis and told her to eat a dick and call an uber? I'd take an isolated garage pothead son over that rancid pork by-product any day of the week.
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I hate to break it to the Ralphamaniacs out there but suicide baiting only works on emotionally stunted women like Faith and Meigh. Elon, otoh, doesn't know who Ethan Ralph is and won't lose a minute of sleep if he necks himself.
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When I saw that quote I figured May wasn’t being nice to his bloated, hungover carcass when he got up this afternoon so he just went straight to suicide baiting for pity. If the tactic is successful May will bring him doughnuts and beer to wash down his Xanax this morning.
Any argument, the silent treatment or May taking a trip outside without asking permission to leave, can result in Gunt suicide baiting arc. I’m going to assume she’s out of the house or not talking to him if he had to put it on telegram. Maybe he’s so broke he’s going to start using suicide baiting to extract pity superchats, it was only a matter of time. The Killstream has been a suicide watch for quite awhile, Ralph is just suggesting he will speed it up now.
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Thompson at least had the guts to wait until he was alone and pull the trigger. If Ralph actually follows through for once I’ll give him the respect of comparing him to a real journalist just this once.
You won’t though Ralph.
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lol, if Ralph kills himself and blames Elon, can we #DropTwitter?
Ralph will never commit suicide, he's too cowardly, he is afraid of death, and he would be afraid to go to hell if he was a Christian.
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But then how will he see Sandra and Ronnie again?
They got what they deserved for making him short and fat.
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Drink febreeze, Ralph. I heard it tastes like booze
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Yeah but bleach will end that cough of his.
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He's going to meet the same fate as Ronnie
Peeling his corpse off the couch with a grill flipper
Peeling his corpse off the couch with a grill flipper
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It would make the world a better (but less funny) place, multiple families would be freed from his harassment, and worst of of all, Jershua Conner Moon's prediction of Meigh no longer being married to him by the end of the year would be proven correct.
Eet's. Nawt. Trooo.
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Ralph, let Frank Zappa tell you, nobody likes a Suicide Chump.
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funny thing is, the world's richest man probably wouldn't put up as savage of a fight to keep the site up as an online retard who runs a forum about observing the antics of spastics did.
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Death is a big fan of the killstream in fact he and Ralph laughed and joked about the kiwifarms
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lord i just don't care
pop pills and get high til my soul ain't there
i'm trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm nowhere near
fuck it, straight to hell we go
i'd rather sit in this chair until i grow grey hair
i'll be dead at forty five man i ain't scared
trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm unprepared
i guess it's straight to hell we go
pop pills and get high til my soul ain't there
i'm trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm nowhere near
fuck it, straight to hell we go
i'd rather sit in this chair until i grow grey hair
i'll be dead at forty five man i ain't scared
trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm unprepared
i guess it's straight to hell we go