- Joined
- Jan 18, 2017
The flaming paper bag of alpaca shit that burns twice as bright burns half as long...
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
- Thread starter 0 0
- Start date
-
🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Dr. Henry Armitage
Head librarian at Miskatonic University Mark 8:36
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 9, 2016
Same I was expecting the paranoia to cause one of them to shoot another one thinking it was Earl or a Kiwi Farms spec op agent sneaking on the farm to over inflate their tires again.
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2022
For the sake of the animals I hope that Tranch 2.0 has less horrific results.
But preliminary information suggests it will be the same crimes committed on a smaller scale.
I don't really draw anymore but the image of the last survivors of Alpachau being assured that things will be different at Site B wouldn't get out of my head until I made a shitty sketch / comic out of it.
But preliminary information suggests it will be the same crimes committed on a smaller scale.
I don't really draw anymore but the image of the last survivors of Alpachau being assured that things will be different at Site B wouldn't get out of my head until I made a shitty sketch / comic out of it.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2020
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2020
Photonic
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2023
Well least they put it into writing that makes it easier for legal
Mia Zapata's Ghost
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2019
Those metal tools are for dabs and cannabis concentrates, which are stronger and more expensive than just smoking plain weed. Those glass instruments are also not technically bongs but rigs for smoking concentrates specifically too.
I really wonder how much these unemployed faggots spend on weed every month. That's an expensive setup and habit.
Temperance
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 1, 2022
Text message from Penny to Bonnie's mother, transcript:
Hello,
Due to the last four months of violent harassment from the title holder Bonnie Nelson (also known as [redacted] ) we are forced to leave this house as quickly as possible for our safety and my health. We have moved our persons off the property late last month. This harassment has included false reporting to state and federal authorities, slander online, as well as inciting others to do violence to us. We have absolutely no other option than to flee you and Bonnie's property with what we can safely leave with.
I have had to give away 150,000.00 worth of livestock and much, much more and to be frank we will not be paying yalls mortgage any longer nor the loan between yall as you will be collecting the full value of the house we have been paying for for the last three years.
We will be taking the month of February to move. I would ask as we have never been late on a payment and have tried to make this as amicable as possible that the harassment stop as you are getting what yall want and we are just trying to get safely away from you.
We had a dumpster reserved for March as we were going to begin our move then, there's a considerable wait to get the 30 yard variety in the valley, so I [text cut off] it's easier for you to dispose of.
Personally I am appalled and saddened by this absolutely uncalled for attack.
I ask only to be shown the same respect and restraint that I have shown through this.
Please give us until the end of Feb so we can leave without being harmed and we will more than willingly give you the value of the home. My health has made it a bit more difficult as im coordinating with others to move everything. There's absolutely no need for violence, we have cooperated with yall this entire time, me and my family are leaving without protest.
Penny
- Joined
- Jan 18, 2017
You monsters! Penny had to give up basically $150k because of Paul's harassment campaign! When are we going to find out that it's because of Paul that they were unable to care of the animals in the first place... or the land... or themselves?
Earl really played the long(ish) game here and is coming out the total winner.
Temperance
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- May 1, 2022
I can't get over how Penny, who LARPs as a badass anarchist & militia leader, is cowering in fear of Fat Paul and Paul's elderly mother (who has cancer, IIRC).
Pweaseeee stop the violence! We just don't want to be harmed!
Of course, it's all an act. When all else fails, just play the victim! The Tranchers are so pathetic.
Pweaseeee stop the violence! We just don't want to be harmed!
Of course, it's all an act. When all else fails, just play the victim! The Tranchers are so pathetic.
- Joined
- Dec 19, 2021
This will all get swept under the rug an ignored for as long as possible, just like TransLifeLine and anytime a troon is outed as a sex pest. The only way it will be a "scandal" is if Boner decides to video himself digging up the mass graves. And even then it'll be a short scandal followed up by everyone forgetting.
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2016
How were you able to post this here only 1 minute after Bonnie’s tweet?
ETA: the use of “we have moved our persons off the property” and “yall” in the same text is hilarious.
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2018
LOL, "violent harassment". "Yall".
So all that posing and maneuvering with weapons at the tranch didn't result in an effective fighting force able to defeat Mandozer, much less The Fash? Maybe them there troons need more training before they're combat ready.
Tranny slapfights will never not be funnier'n hell.
Oh, and Pablo, pretty cool of you to shit-talk your "transphobic" mother -- the one who helped you and Sky buy the tranch in the first place. How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child, indeed
So all that posing and maneuvering with weapons at the tranch didn't result in an effective fighting force able to defeat Mandozer, much less The Fash? Maybe them there troons need more training before they're combat ready.
Tranny slapfights will never not be funnier'n hell.
Oh, and Pablo, pretty cool of you to shit-talk your "transphobic" mother -- the one who helped you and Sky buy the tranch in the first place. How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child, indeed
- Joined
- Feb 2, 2021
has anyone checked on the trans mascs?
(when u cold af but will never wear a shirt again in your life.
look who's got the hawaian punch and broken monitors now, kevin. )
(when u cold af but will never wear a shirt again in your life.
look who's got the hawaian punch and broken monitors now, kevin. )
Last edited:
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2018
Just a reminder of the complicated relationship Mandozer has with his mommy:
She tried to talk him out of wearing a black dress for his wedding with Sky, which he then transmuted into an example of "fatphobia", and he "tried to uninvite her for it". Which I guess means she was there after all, because when Mandozer tries, Mandozer fails.
Despite her rampant "transphobia" and "fatphobia", she seems to have the patience of a saint because after that she co-signed Mandozer and Sky's mortgage for the tranch property. What a complete bitch, huh?
And then:
Sorry, mom. No good deed goes unpunished where your deranged faggot son is concerned. You know, when Pablo declared himself a woman, you probably should have seen that as a red flag, and that perhaps he would continue to make poor decisions and not be trusted to make the mortgage payments over the long run.
Parenthetically, where did Phil get the crazy idea that those alpacas are worth $150K? He'll be lucky if he doesn't have to pay someone to take them, just as someone paid the tranchers in hay to adopt them in the first place.
She tried to talk him out of wearing a black dress for his wedding with Sky, which he then transmuted into an example of "fatphobia", and he "tried to uninvite her for it". Which I guess means she was there after all, because when Mandozer tries, Mandozer fails.
Despite her rampant "transphobia" and "fatphobia", she seems to have the patience of a saint because after that she co-signed Mandozer and Sky's mortgage for the tranch property. What a complete bitch, huh?
And then:
Sorry, mom. No good deed goes unpunished where your deranged faggot son is concerned. You know, when Pablo declared himself a woman, you probably should have seen that as a red flag, and that perhaps he would continue to make poor decisions and not be trusted to make the mortgage payments over the long run.
Parenthetically, where did Phil get the crazy idea that those alpacas are worth $150K? He'll be lucky if he doesn't have to pay someone to take them, just as someone paid the tranchers in hay to adopt them in the first place.
Fartificial Insmelligence
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 9, 2020
The fuck is with those "Yall's"?? It's like he typed out the message, then wanted to sound folksy and just did a simple Find and Replace in Microsoft Word...
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2020
I have notifications on for when boner tweets, and it just so happened there was a tweet while I was on twitter.
- Joined
- Nov 4, 2017
Jesus fucking christ. I don't even know where to start, ya'll.
Firstly; My
Additionally, after three years of tranny squatting as tranny neglect and negligence (not to mention stench) has reduced the value of that property exponentially I'm sure.
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2018
I was wondering what happened to the outdoor troons.
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2020
Probably following him with notifications on me too though.
Bonnie’s made a follow up tweet: [A]
I kind of hope these new developments don’t get the thread featured again, because having to comb through 10 pages of troon, alpaca and holocaust jokes and elder abuse concerns gets boring.
Edit: Love how illiterate Penny is, and I especially love his slightly hostile tone when he begs Bonnie’s mom to not send more harassment or perform any violence against him. I think that he really thinks words on the internet calling him out are “violent harassment”. I don’t even know if Bonnie’s mom really had much to do with this, I think that Penny was really trying to tell her to get Bonnie to stop talking shit on the internet. And quit capping, Bonnie has not directed anybody to perform violence against you, as far as I recall.
Last edited: