Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

I suppose you're right. I mean, you can't be raised in a household of any kind and not be affected by it in some way. Come from alcoholics but you swear when you grow up to abstain; only to have an addiction to exercise? Fast and loose analogy, yes, but the point is that you're spot on.

Getting “involved in politics” is of course also a good way to meet rich old dudes. Which is useful for a lawyer specializing in estate planning.

Also wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a bit of dialogue for the show.

I guess time will tell.
 
Question for the ladies with enormous knockers:

Do any real boobs sit like that?

Powerlevel but my modest bosoms naturally sit at 4 and 8 when I am lying down.

Whereas his look like they could drive the car.

Having one ride up like that looks very uncomfortable.
Lol of course not. I have no idea what makes moobs sit upright lying down like that, but the non modest sized real boobs still sit at 4 and 8 when lying down.
Male vs female skeletal structure differences, strikes again, I'm guessing ?
 
Imagine being some lower-middle class kid who worked super-hard in high school, studied, volunteered, etc. and got into Harvard only to learn that some doof with surgery, drugs and a lousy reality-show got accepted as well. I’d love to hear what his classmates think.
Or worse, DIDN'T get into Harvard because Jazz took your spot.
 
Lol of course not. I have no idea what makes moobs sit upright lying down like that, but the non modest sized real boobs still sit at 4 and 8 when lying down.
Male vs female skeletal structure differences, strikes again, I'm guessing ?
I think it's about skin texture. I once knew a troon who got a big set of boltons, but the thing I could never keep my eyes off was the space between his chest and the tittyball. The skin was so thick, even all stretched out to accommodate the 'cone.
 
Year after year I'm mesmerized by Jazz's manboobs... they are a separate character in the show, they have a full life on their own... I just can't stop...

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This isn't normal. This looks like he's covered by a blanket and there is a ful human head under resting on his chest... each boob is like a freaking head. I just checked mine... nope, they are not that big and they never were as big as my head!! This is not normal!

Question for the ladies with enormous knockers:

Do any real boobs sit like that?

Powerlevel but my modest bosoms naturally sit at 4 and 8 when I am lying down.

Whereas his look like they could drive the car.

Having one ride up like that looks very uncomfortable.
No, I already showed pics here on how boobs get flat when you lay down. It's not just you, it's most normal breasts, even big ones. Boobs are mostly just skin and fat, so they aren't that much solid.

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It's only the very monstrous that act like an independent entity that doesn't follow the laws of physics... like this.

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Yep, this is probably how Jazz's boobs look like and it's terrifying.


Kryss then suggests, and I quote, that maybe Jeanette should "nudge [Jazz] towards sluttin' it up".
"I know your kid feels nothing about sex, so why don't we force her to have some sex now, eh?"
 
We're supposed to be wowed by the appearance of "Lauren Foster." They tell us he was a super famous trans model in the 80s yet apparently isn't even worthy of a Wikipedia page. Reading straight from the cue card, Jaclyn says "Wow, weren't you one of the first trans models for a huge agency?" Apparently the agency is so big they can't even name it!
Never heard of this guy. Supposedly his big break was in 1984 modeling Vogue Mexico. He later joined one of the Real Housewives touring freak shows. Couldn’t find an agency either and there weren’t that many big names back then (Ford and Wilhelmina being the top).

He doesn’t remotely pass, then or now. The only thing that got him through the 80s is that he could genderbend to a reasonable degree (think Tula) and 80s athletic fashion was unforgiving to anyone with hips. Naturally a slim male body could pull off a high cut swimsuit far more easily than most natural women could.
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Year after year I'm mesmerized by Jazz's manboobs... they are a separate character in the show, they have a full life on their own... I just can't stop...

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This isn't normal. This looks like he's covered by a blanket and there is a ful human head under resting on his chest... each boob is like a freaking head. I just checked mine... nope, they are not that big and they never were as big as my head!! This is not normal!


No, I already showed pics here on how boobs get flat when you lay down. It's not just you, it's most normal breasts, even big ones. Boobs are mostly just skin and fat, so they aren't that much solid.


It's only the very monstrous that act like an independent entity that doesn't follow the laws of physics... like this.


Yep, this is probably how Jazz's boobs look like and it's terrifying.



"I know your kid feels nothing about sex, so why don't we force her to have some sex now, eh?"
The big tits are doing that because shes leaning off a bed. Even big breasts go flatter toward the sides its gravity. Fake tits dont act like natural breasts.
 
I can only assume people who thirst for Jazz are like, pedophiles, but with a hyper-specific fetish for the heads of little boys being transplanted onto the bodies of old fat dudes with weird, titanic moobs. You’d think this would make them less likely to offend, but then you’d be forgetting hacksaws exist.

Lauren back in the day reminds me a bit of Lia Thomas, if less cartoonishly v-shaped. Lauren today… mid stage Pete Burns crossed with Ozzy?
 
What's with the exaggerated, affected uptalk and vocal fry with both Jojo and Tracy? Why are they so skinny and, honestly, relatively speaking feminine-looking? They even sit like ladies. They seem like an entirely different species from Jazz, as did his other tall, blonde, thin MtF friend (name escapes me)... I even wondered if that wasn't a hired female actress.
 
What's with the exaggerated, affected uptalk and vocal fry with both Jojo and Tracy? Why are they so skinny and, honestly, relatively speaking feminine-looking? They even sit like ladies. They seem like an entirely different species from Jazz, as did his other tall, blonde, thin MtF friend (name escapes me)... I even wondered if that wasn't a hired female actress.
They are very flamboyant gay men, they imitate women because they want to attract straight dudes and also because that's just who they are. They are Tranny Classic(TM), the trannies that normies think of when they think of trannies. They want to be models and actrices and famous and pretty and adored.
Jazz is not like that, I won't get into why because it's been discussed to death and there are many different opinions. But as you noted he is clearly different, not so easy to categorise.
 
All of y’all wondering why the tube tits don’t work:
When a real woman gets implants, they put it behind her real boob. Even an A-cup has some mass to it and when pushed out by an implant, it’s still a boob.

I think Jazz looks extra weird because he wasn’t growing big boobs on HRT. But then I think he started taking some kind of antipsychotic that made him grow breasts after the implants. So in addition to having implants that are too big, he’s getting fat under the implants. That is pushing them out and apart.
 
Jazz has always claimed that, although he initially wanted them (while still flat), he never had implants, and I tend to believe him. If he had, they'd look a hell of a lot better than they do. He'd also probably have had them removed once he grew more "tissue" naturally. That can't be comfortable.
 
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I am sure Jazz doesn't have implants.

What's with the exaggerated, affected uptalk and vocal fry with both Jojo and Tracy? Why are they so skinny and, honestly, relatively speaking feminine-looking? They even sit like ladies. They seem like an entirely different species from Jazz, as did his other tall, blonde, thin MtF friend (name escapes me)... I even wondered if that wasn't a hired female actress.
It's what happens when you are not something, but try to copy it. It sounds fake and obvious.
 
I am sure Jazz doesn't have implants.


It's what happens when you are not something, but try to copy it. It sounds fake and obvious.
That explains the tone and mannerisms, but not the emaciation and bone structure. Didn't they both go through male puberty? Not even one Adam's apple between them. Jazz, although he didn't, looks like a WWE wrestler next to them, as if he weren't already being humiliated enough.
 
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