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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Probably following him with notifications on me too though.
Bonnie’s made a follow up tweet: [A]
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I kind of hope these new developments don’t get the thread featured again, because having to comb through 10 pages of troon, alpaca and holocaust jokes and elder abuse concerns gets boring.
What was the vIolEnT hArAsSmEnT??

Asking these pukes to pay the mortgage and utilities on time? Asking to spray a little extra Lysol in the dome for Kevin when he's done dilating?
 
Fucking morons like Penny always try to exaggerate value of things they are forced to abandon or paid for.
Especially if they pay for something, I.e. a repair they are liable for or improvement, so that they can get all indignant about it.

He knows he is in the wrong, in that the Tranch was a retarded unworkable idea.
Rather than accept it, he is scapegoating Bonnie Wee boner and mother, in he hope that he is distanced from the mass graves when they are uncovered.

I hope this ends up in some long protracted drawn out legal battle, with the pair of them bankrupting themselves trying to “win”.
 
I hope this ends up in some long protracted drawn out legal battle
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Probably following him with notifications on me too though.
Bonnie’s made a follow up tweet: [A]
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I kind of hope these new developments don’t get the thread featured again, because having to comb through 10 pages of troon, alpaca and holocaust jokes and elder abuse concerns gets boring.
Edit: Love how illiterate Penny is, and I especially love his slightly hostile tone when he begs Bonnie’s mom to not send more harassment or perform any violence against him. I think that he really thinks words on the internet calling him out are “violent harassment”. I don’t even know if Bonnie’s mom really had much to do with this, I think that Penny was really trying to tell her to get Bonnie to stop talking shit on the internet. And quit capping, Bonnie has not directed anybody to perform violence against you, as far as I recall.
Did he deadname Bonner in the email? :story:

Its horrific violence to deadname a tranny... unless its a tranny doing it who's really mad.
They always go right to dead naming thier adversaries.



What was the vIolEnT hArAsSmEnT??

Asking these pukes to pay the mortgage and utilities on time? Asking to spray a little extra Lysol in the dome for Kevin when he's done dilating?

I'm assuming eviction notices, which would be handled by the sheriff. and calling law enforcement on mentally ill men in dresses vunerable minorities is always violence, bigot. He has a right to watch children changing into their swim suits.
 
Text message from Penny to Bonnie's mother, transcript:

Hello,

Due to the last four months of violent harassment from the title holder Bonnie Nelson (also known as [redacted] ) we are forced to leave this house as quickly as possible for our safety and my health. We have moved our persons off the property late last month. This harassment has included false reporting to state and federal authorities, slander online, as well as inciting others to do violence to us. We have absolutely no other option than to flee you and Bonnie's property with what we can safely leave with.
I have had to give away 150,000.00 worth of livestock and much, much more and to be frank we will not be paying yalls mortgage any longer nor the loan between yall as you will be collecting the full value of the house we have been paying for for the last three years.
We will be taking the month of February to move. I would ask as we have never been late on a payment and have tried to make this as amicable as possible that the harassment stop as you are getting what yall want and we are just trying to get safely away from you.

We had a dumpster reserved for March as we were going to begin our move then, there's a considerable wait to get the 30 yard variety in the valley, so I [text cut off] it's easier for you to dispose of.

Personally I am appalled and saddened by this absolutely uncalled for attack.

I ask only to be shown the same respect and restraint that I have shown through this.

Please give us until the end of Feb so we can leave without being harmed and we will more than willingly give you the value of the home. My health has made it a bit more difficult as im coordinating with others to move everything. There's absolutely no need for violence, we have cooperated with yall this entire time, me and my family are leaving without protest.

Penny
Pennys utterly bizarre impression of what the word "violence" apparently means....only adds further mystery to the question of, 'what the fuck do they get up to in their 'BDSM' relationship?'

living in a 24/7 'dynamic' must be roughly equivalent in stress and negotiation level as the Cold War.

if we are to apply his own lense to the meaning of 'violence' , surely the mere fact of owning a million guns and being so ready to tote them, should, fairly, equate to an insane, totalitarian , military junta?

oh yeah i forgot, no one else matters at all.

however, that still leaves their lolfetish relationship up for speculatory grabs, as a probable constant source of internecine drama all existing independently in each parties head, til one (Penny) finally goes mad and shoots the others, with his peace pistols
 
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A partial success
> Over 6 figures in donations blown on drugs, equipment they never used, guns, transformers and taco night
> Shattered relations with the local community
> Shattered relations within their own trans community
> Shattered relations with their own polycule
> Completely ruined the soil for any further agriculture
> Shotty crafsmanship with every project
> Alpaca mass grave and possibly worse
> A grown man throwing a temper tantrum because he can't go shit in his diaper at DenFur
> An inability to learn from their mistakes (
mistakes, what mistakes you transphobe)

If this is a partial success, I shutter to think what they consider a failure
 
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Wait, I thought we were to blame the harassment and false reports to authorities. Now it’s Bonnie? I’m disappointed. We still get to be the ones with the drone flyovers, right? Or is he going to start blaming that on Earl?

She tried to talk him out of wearing a black dress for his wedding with Sky, which he then transmuted into an example of "fatphobia", and he "tried to uninvite her for it".
I guarantee she said something along the lines of “at least black is slimming”. Boom. Instant fat phobia.
 
Jesus fucking christ. I don't even know where to start, ya'll.

Firstly; My nigga tranny, are you really going to pretend that you don't know a lease works? You didn't build the house, you didn't sign a land-only lease, the value of the house is already included in the property. The house with the melted stove, cat piss floors, and who knows what other hoarders grade horrors lurking.

Additionally, after three years of tranny squatting as tranny neglect and negligence (not to mention stench) has reduced the value of that property exponentially I'm sure.
If mandozer had any balls (he dont) he'd sue the shit out of the tranch over the property damage and breaking the lease. These libtard phrases of "you did harm and violence" won't hold up in court.
 
A partial success
> Over 6 figures in donations blown on drugs, equipment they never used, guns, transformers and taco night
> Shattered relations with the local community
> Shattered relations within their own trans community
> Shattered relations with their own polycule
> Completely ruined the soil for any further agriculture
> Shotty crafsmanship with every project
> Alpaca mass grave and possibility worse
> A grown man throwing a temper tantrum because he can't go shit in his diaper at DenFur
> An inability to learn from their mistakes (
mistakes, what mistakes you transphobe)

If this is a partial success, I shutter to think what they consider a failure
Now that the dust is settling, there is a thought I have been chewing on for a while. A lot of people had been wondering why Paul wouldn't share more caps or receipts of any sort to really damn the Tranch and I think the simple reason is because he was a huge part of their worst offenses and trying to set the record straight is the furthest thing from his mind. He would still be there right now if it weren't for the tard baby larper. I think he just got wind that Phil was gonna bail and decided to try and get out ahead of all the fallout while trying to punish the tranch for saying fuck off we're full up on basket cases to Kindness. So now at this point all he wants is revenge, not for anything approaching a noble reason, because he was told no. Which as we all know is the worst offense anyone can commit against a troon.

He is also really fucking stupid, so all my speculation could really have just began and ended with that.
 
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If it was really worth that much they wouldn't have had to give it all away.
5 seconds of googlefu gave me "Pet quality alpacas can be purchased for as little as $250 each and up to $1,500 each, with a general cost of about $500 – $1,000 each. When looking for pet alpacas make sure you consider the look of the alpaca, the friendliness of the alpaca, the quality of the breeder, and overall animal health" Even if we're generous and price these neglected, starving animals at $1,500 a head, this troon is trying to imply they even had 100 head left in their herd.
 
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