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[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I remember reading in this thread that Hammy picked Jack because she wanted a man who was driven or ambitious or something like that. The irony is incredible. He is like 10 years away from average retirement age and is permanently disabled; he hasn't shown the drive to do anything other than eat raw meat by the truckload. Way to roll a gutterball on your marriage, Hammy.

Any bets on what is disabled about him this time? Obviously not his mouth.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Any bets on what is disabled about him this time? Obviously not his mouth.

Probably will be on supplemental oxygen because his heart is so damaged that he gets winded just lifting his good arm and will not be doing much meaning he'll be running his mouth while Hammy or one of the Jrs actually does the work.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Any bets on what is disabled about him this time? Obviously not his mouth.

Expressive aphasia could explain why no videos: text posts are easy to proofread and edit. Or no aphasia, but slurred speech.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Expressive aphasia could explain why no videos: text posts are easy to proofread and edit. Or no aphasia, but slurred speech.

He does speech to text so you know those texts weren't from him then. It lacked his retarded idiom.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

If he is so disabled he cant take a shit on his own, do you think tammy will change his diapers and clean his asshole? Allso....if so....will she improve his diet to make him shit less and less shitty shit?

 

[V4L_Penis]

Are Jack's videos effective as a weight loss aid/eating disorder inspiration?

Jack’s videos are most effective as a recruiting tool for the Islamic State/Al-Qaeda

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Not even Jumping Jacks, although you'd think that would have been his favorite exercise when he could do it.

If Jack would (could) do Jumping Jacks it would be registered in Tokyo as a 7.8 Richter scale earthquake.

 

[captkrisma]

It would still take a lot for the average human to die from a caffeine overdose, and the half life of caffeine is 5 hours. 300 cans of 12 oz Coca Cola would do it, it that would also have to be consumed over a certain amount of time.

Yeah, unless you have pre-exisiting conditions that would cause heart issues it takes a LOT to cause harm. A guy my size would need to drink 14,000 bottles or roughly 1,700 gallons of Yoo-Hoo to kill me.

Jack is also someone who would pound a Red Bull just to have something to drink.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Yeah, unless you have pre-exisiting conditions that would cause heart issues it takes a LOT to cause harm. A guy my size would need to drink 14,000 bottles or roughly 1,700 gallons of Yoo-Hoo to kill me.

Jack is also someone who would pound a Red Bull just to have something to drink.

What about eating 12,000+ mg of sodium laden turkey wings?

EDIT:

WE HAVE NEWS.

 

[p1138]

What about eating 12,000+ mg of sodium laden turkey wings?

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"top rated award winning rehab facility"? lol... probably means it's got more than 3 stars on yelp.

Actually, fuck it. It's see what's on yelp for "rehabilitation facility" in his area that would make sense.
Retirement community? No
Seniors plus more? Doubt it
Active Life Chiropractic? He's too fat to find joints
Hermitage Chiropractic & Rehabilitation? Again with the chiropractors?
White House Healthcare? A hospice/home health care... hmm. 4 reviews, 4 stars

https://whitehouse-healthcare.com/

Creekside Center for Rehabilitation & Healing. 1 review, 1 star.

https://creeksidecenterrehab.com/

AHC Vanco. 2 reviews, 1.5 stars

https://ahcseniorcare.com/ahc-vanco-entrance/

Gallatin Center for Rehabilitation and Healing 5 reviews, 2 stars, pronounces being the BEST TURSING HOMES RATINGS! from US news and world report whatever the hell that is.

https://gallatincenterrehab.com/

Trevecca Center for Rehabilitation and Healing, 2 reviews, 2.5 stars Professional of the year 2023 whatever that's supposed to mean. Also seems to offer some nonsense giveaways for vacations? Also BEST NURSING HOMES RANKINGS! "five-star quality rated"

http://treveccacenterrehab.com/

Cumberland Heights, outparient drug and alcohol rehab... nah.
Nashville alcohol and drug rehab, nope
AHC Mt. Juliet, 4 reviews, 1.5 stars, supposedly 4.3/5 stars with 77 ratings "joint commission accredited"

https://ahcseniorcare.com/ahc-mt-juliet/

Treatment Helper Center for Alcohol and drug abuse, nope.
The Waters of Gallatin, 4 reviews 1.5 stars does short term and long term with lifelong results

http://www.watersofgallatin.com/indexa.php

Only a couple really seem to plaster certification/award nonsense on the front page of their websites, and it's not as if Jack would dig much deeper than yelp or the few local referrals he might have received in the hospital from the staff wanting him to get the hell out of their beds. I wonder where he is...

 

[biggacracka]

top rated award winning rehab facility

It means the food is gud

 

[rubytintedchix]

No OBJ’s in that post though. Did he really write it?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

What about eating 12,000+ mg of sodium laden turkey wings?

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WE HAVE NEWS. View attachment 4544942

No way he wrote this. Jack is probably unable to talk to use speech-to-text, so that’s why Tammy is writing all his posts for him.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Jesus fails Jack once again as he was not instantly healed of all physical maladies, through the power of Facebook prayers and fast food. Infidel swine.

Things must be really bad if he is actually admitting to being out of commission for an extended period.

 

[boxybum]

How the hell could he survive multiple strokes. That is insanely lucky. I still remember him deleting comments asking about his diet and profile by Sanford. Perhaps if he actually lost the 100 pounds like he was supposed to be may have avoided the fifth one.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I think Jack is in one of two places.

NHC Healthcare or American House Hendersonville.

Why these two? I searched Hendersonville TN Nursing and the key Bariatric and these two came up.

I think more than likely he's in the NHC Healthcare. Why? American House promotes things like having a library and Courtyard on their website while NHC Healthcare promotes having Cable TV in their rooms, oh and religious services so its Christian and obviously the cheaper option. No way Tammy or his insurance is paying more than they have too.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

He plans on being there another  month? Big T needs to go ahead and start fluffing that pillow; a funeral would be cheaper than the medical bills he's about to start racking up.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

The Wendigo inside must feast. Who's going to be sneaking him meat and cheese?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

How the hell could he survive multiple strokes. That is insanely lucky. I still remember him deleting comments asking about his diet and profile by Sanford. Perhaps if he actually lost the 100 pounds like he was supposed to be may have avoided the fifth one.

He is the Ashley Isaacs' of Deathfats.

 

[AnOminous]

What about eating 12,000+ mg of sodium laden turkey wings?

EDIT:

WE HAVE NEWS. View attachment 4544942

Fatty is stroked out for weeks. He is probably retarded into the foreseeable future. Eat shit, fatty!