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When will Jack drop dead?

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LaughJoke2.0 said:
I think Jack is in one of two places.

NHC Healthcare or American House Hendersonville.

Why these two? I searched Hendersonville TN Nursing and the key Bariatric and these two came up.

I think more than likely he's in the NHC Healthcare. Why? American House promotes things like having a library and Courtyard on their website while NHC Healthcare promotes having Cable TV in their rooms, oh and religious services so its Christian and obviously the cheaper option. No way Tammy or his insurance is paying more than they have too.
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Nah he's been identified (and confirmed) by some Foodjacks that he is currently warded at Tristar Skyline Medical Center in Nashville. The location was doxxed by Qarolyn Flanders' Facebook post about a Lexus covered in ice and the mention about seeing that "outside an ER".
That said, Tristar Skyline has an "award winning" stroke rehab program - which lends credence to the post Hammy helped write for Jack about being in a "top rated award winning rehab facility".

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desu91 said:
Nah he's been identified (and confirmed) by some Foodjacks that he is currently warded at Tristar Skyline Medical Center in Nashville. The location was doxxed by Qarolyn Flanders' Facebook post about a Lexus covered in ice and the mention about seeing that "outside an ER".
That said, Tristar Skyline has an "award winning" stroke rehab program - which lends credence to the post Hammy helped write for Jack about being in a "top rated award winning rehab facility".

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This also makes the most sense as Tristar is across the street from Music City Diner, which was featured on JOTG twice five years ago and two years ago, as well as Cinco de Mayo, Taziki's and McAlister's. So you just know Jack was stuffing his face after each and every doctor's visit at Tristar, guess that didn't turn out so well!
 
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EatBeforeYouEat said:
Well said. I tend to think this is the reason Jack is so overtly miserable now compared to his younger self (still an asswipe then but he used to joke around and laugh more) . Over the years he has had an exponential growth in hate-watchers and linear decline in genuine fans (retards). The more he has tried to ignore the hadurs the more he realized they are the only ones who give a fuck about him and it probably drives him absolutely bonkers.
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Compare his demeanor in his older videos, the ones in the other kitchen, he's acting like he's effectively auditioning for a tv spot, he's tighter and his vocabulary seems to be broader. He mentions his fans and their replies, it's more of an interactive show. In the newer videos, he looks utterly miserable at times.

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The August the Duck channel sucks so fucking bad. When I was first getting into Jack I watched a few, and beyond the gratification of watching someone express negative feelings about Jack's cooking, August has nothing to offer whatsoever. No wit, zero cooking knowledge, just saying "ughh, that looks TERRIBLE." Yeah, no shit. And yet he churns these out to the tune of hundreds of thousands of views each, probably making decent coin along the way.

Other channels like Should I Series and Jack Vlogs lend so much creativity and personality to making fun of slugs like Jack, I wish they had half of August's audience.
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Jack Vlogs do the hard work of finding the gold of Jack's antics and lightly commenting on it via graphics and sound, it's much better,
 
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captkrisma said:
Johns Hopkins University states that a typical hospital stay for strokes is roughly 5-7 days. Jack is spending a goddamn month.
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Yeah but that's for somebody who's suffered their first. This is, at least, his third and that's not discounting the heart attack he had. Heart attacks can throw clots which can lead to strokes.

So for him I think half his body is now done. Meaning the right side is going to be all droopy and he won't be able to stand without some kind of help. That's why he's in rehab and it's to relearn how to move about and hopefully regain some of the movement in his right side. After all he threw off rehab the first and second time. Now he's stuck there and they won't let him leave until they're sure he can at least stand.
 
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I'm hoping they change Jack's "Cooking (sic) With Jack" channel on YouTube into a live streamed web cam... a nice overhead view of Jack laying in bed listening to the dial tone between his ears with a hundred yard stare and spittle draining out the corner of his mouth. Every once in a while we'll be treated to Jack soiling himself and a burly nurse coming in to roll him over and clean him up.

The lazy man's way of life.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Yeah but that's for somebody who's suffered their first. This is, at least, his third and that's not discounting the heart attack he had. Heart attacks can throw clots which can lead to strokes.

So for him I think half his body is now done. Meaning the right side is going to be all droopy and he won't be able to stand without some kind of help. That's why he's in rehab and it's to relearn how to move about and hopefully regain some of the movement in his right side. After all he threw off rehab the first and second time. Now he's stuck there and they won't let him leave until they're sure he can at least stand.
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Or the insurance money runs out. Most people don't need 4 strokes to straighten their lives out to at least some extent, so I'm going with he would rather let himself rot than put any real effort in. As long as Tammy keeps him in the grease, there is really no hope and I almost think he would sincerely rather meet the Lord (in Hell) than live in a world where he has to put any effort into anything even slightly challenging. On the bright side for TamTam, gives her lots more free time with Jim Trainor with someone else tardwrangling him.
 
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What are some of Jack's best videos? I'm talking about where he actually nailed the recipe or did a more than serviceable job.
 
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Jack Vlogs do the hard work of finding the gold of Jack's antics and lightly commenting on it via graphics and sound, it's much better,
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I only made this account just to say if you hate August the Duck's shit, which honestly is super bland content to begin with, give the Pro Chef Reacts a shot. Dude actually is a bit educational and has restaurants, the Cooking Institute of America, and has been in cooking shows, right under his belt. Everything Jack has always wanted to be in one person.

Plus, he politely shits on Jamie Oliver and Rachel Ray, which is a nice bonus. Here's the famous raw chicken review for your pleasure.


 
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desu91 said:
Nah he's been identified (and confirmed) by some Foodjacks that he is currently warded at Tristar Skyline Medical Center in Nashville. The location was doxxed by Qarolyn Flanders' Facebook post about a Lexus covered in ice and the mention about seeing that "outside an ER".
That said, Tristar Skyline has an "award winning" stroke rehab program - which lends credence to the post Hammy helped write for Jack about being in a "top rated award winning rehab facility".

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Oh, nice.

Looking at their website (which still has placeholder text in some spots) it looks like the acute care hospital runs its own acute neuro rehab unit, so after a stroke patient has stabilized they can just be transferred into stroke rehab instead of having to go to a different facility.

One of the hospitals here does the same thing, and it's a really intense rehab program. They're also very in-demand, and thus picky about which patients they'll take: if someone's refusing to work with therapy, if someone would rather whine to be wiped than use their off-hand, if the stroke caused crippling cognitive deficits, if a patient was demented before and now they're demented and hemiplegic, they're not a rehab candidate.

I'm not in Jack's neck of the woods, but the stroke rehab's description looks like what I'm familiar with.

Jack might be in the Young Stroke Program:

Young Stroke Program​

Having a stroke at a young age poses an array of unique challenges. You are at your most active in your younger years so naturally you want your active lifestyle back, and it is our goal to help you get there. While rehabilitation does not reverse the brain damage caused by a stroke, it can go far to help achieve the best possible outcome for long-term recovery. The Young Stroke Program is designed to address the demands of young stroke survivors and every day, we will be doing our best to get you back to doing the things you love most.

Why people choose our program​

Young stroke patients cover a wide range of ages but the average age is 53 years old. We specialize in a rehab program based on what research shows is best for young stroke patients, including specific therapy treatments for reintroducing technology into your day to day living. Additionally, we provide therapy sessions in real-life settings such as a simulated kitchen, bedroom, bath, laundry and various outdoor training environments
Data based on the Uniform Data System for Medical Rehab and the Press Ganey 2019 annual report shows that:
  • 16 days is the average length of stay
  • 85% of patients returned to home
  • 90% of patients recommend our facility
Visiting hours are from 6:00am to 8:00pm, seven days a week. Please keep in mind that our patients are periodically in and out of their rooms throughout the day, particularly while receiving therapies and at meal times.

This would be a great opportunity for a motivated person who's had a stroke and wants to regain function and/or learn strategies to use what they have left, with the goal of returning to their home safely and as independently as possible.

Jack might end up one of the 15%, but note that their grad rate doesn't say people returned to home at their pre-stroke level of function. Jack could end up home but with home health visits, with a mechanical lift, with a mechanical soft diet or a feeding tube.

There's still not much data from Jack's camp, and unless they post videos everything's still going to be coming through the medical-to-optimistic family member telephone game. (Or the medical-to-hostile dumbass telephone game, if Jack gets unmoderated access to his accounts again.)
 
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