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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I thought you said they needed to be informed of what Kevin looks like?
You got me lol

But I meant that it would take the description literally, especially without an idea of where his simpering AGP smirk fits on that generated mess. It wouldn't capture the greasy craggy texture of the whole creature, nor the booger-esque hang of its nose ring.

Eta- would have fed the description to the freebie program for shiggles+gits, but the AI got spammed to hell and back recently...so it's behind a paywall now. *sigh*
 
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Yeah there's going to be legal drama, but with no signed lease and defendants with no real assets it's not going to amount to much more than a bunch of histrionics and legal bills.

The bank will take its pound of flesh from Bonnie's mom, the only person with anything worth taking, and leave her credit in shambles. Most normal people would feel pretty ashamed to do this to their mother during her declining years while she battles cancer, but Paul 100% does not give a shit.

I'm not sure how much flesh will be taken from Bonnie's mom. The sale price wasn't astronomical, the mortgage gotten when interest rates were low. Its heavy but not crushing.
 
Yeah there's going to be legal drama, but with no signed lease and defendants with no real assets it's not going to amount to much more than a bunch of histrionics and legal bills.

The bank will take its pound of flesh from Bonnie's mom, the only person with anything worth taking, and leave her credit in shambles. Most normal people would feel pretty ashamed to do this to their mother during her declining years while she battles cancer, but Paul 100% does not give a shit.
There's a good chance the bank eats this when they look into it. Banks suck but they generally aren't as heartless as troons are. Not even the Federal Reserve.
 
Kindness (Bonnie's insane girlfriend) confirms that Penny deadnamed Bonnie in the text message sent to Bonnie's mom.
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Funny (& pathetic) how out of everything Penny wrote, the deadnaming is the only thing Kindness brings up. The lies about Bonnie harassing and instigating violence against the Tranch just aren't as important, I guess. 🙄 At least some twitter rando mentioned it.
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"I'm not going to get involved with any of the rest of this."
Nice going, Kindness! Way to support your partner in his time of need. 👏 Coward.
Kindness also says she has a statement and photos of her experiences at the Tranch, but I don't think she's posted it. [I haven't seen it, at least...] I'm not expecting much since she's already qualifying it by bringing up her fake Munchie illnesses.

Kindness put out this statement, but it's just more complaining about the deadnaming - not about Kindness' time at the Tranch.
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Truly pathetic. Talks about about how she's angry but then starts crying about how she's not threatening anyone. She's just a poor uwu softboi who doesn't know what's going on and doesn't want to get involved... 🤮
None of these people have any backbone. Kindness didn't even get any comments on her twitter thread and she's already walking it back.

There's a 0% chance of any legal battle taking place. Bonnie is just going to let his old, sick mother take a substantial financial loss on the Tranch, and that will be the end of it. I don't believe he'll exhume the mass graves or do anything else either. Maybe - at BEST - we'll get some photos of the nasty interior of the Tranch house, but I'm not going to get my hopes up.
 
The fuck is with those "Yall's"?? It's like he typed out the message, then wanted to sound folksy and just did a simple Find and Replace in Microsoft Word...
There's this weird thing among SJWs that "y'all" is more inclusive than other phrases, particularly "you guys" because of evil gender norms. Funny how he will dead name Paul but god forbid he misgender someone.
 
I made some Tranch art for yas to enjoy...

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If dreams could come true...
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Crouching Paca Missing Boner
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Boner's new Purgatory
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Wedge after Paca Reassignment Surgery.
(Less gross than an actual neo-vag.)
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Dysgenic Tranch
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Trancher Hell aka Trancher's Inferno: Circle of Dead, "Pets."
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Penis' Mom's Backyard.

Thank you @Humbert Humbert for the tranchster.pngs

"It happened, therefore it can happen again." -Primo Levi
Humbert had himself a real rough day, thank you for the smile you brought to my face.

Alyssa saying literally anything is so :story: because had she not gotten involved, the ranch may still be operating as it was. I expected her to quit babbling about finding a disability lawyer to get on her soapbox and cry over how the evil troons wronged her caregiver, or at the very least mention it. Love how she refuses to acknowledge anything of her role in the Tranch implosion, and decides to act as if she’s an innocent bystander who didn’t do anything, doesn’t know anything.
 
Kindness (Bonnie's insane girlfriend) confirms that Penny deadnamed Bonnie in the text message sent to Bonnie's mom.
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Funny (& pathetic) how out of everything Penny wrote, the deadnaming is the only thing Kindness brings up. The lies about Bonnie harassing and instigating violence against the Tranch just aren't as important, I guess. 🙄 At least some twitter rando mentioned it.
Kindness continues:
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"I'm not going to get involved with any of the rest of this."
Nice going, Kindness! Way to support your partner in his time of need. 👏 Coward.
Kindness also says she has a statement and photos of her experiences at the Tranch, but I don't think she's posted it. [I haven't seen it, at least...] I'm not expecting much since she's already qualifying it by bringing up her fake Munchie illnesses.

Kindness put out this statement, but it's just more complaining about the deadnaming - not about Kindness' time at the Tranch.
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Truly pathetic. Talks about about how she's angry but then starts crying about how she's not threatening anyone. She's just a poor uwu softboi who doesn't know what's going on and doesn't want to get involved... 🤮
None of these people have any backbone. Kindness didn't even get any comments on her twitter thread and she's already walking it back.

There's a 0% chance of any legal battle taking place. Bonnie is just going to let his old, sick mother take a substantial financial loss on the Tranch, and that will be the end of it. I don't believe he'll exhume the mass graves or do anything else either. Maybe - at BEST - we'll get some photos of the nasty interior of the Tranch house, but I'm not going to get my hopes up.

I think we need more trannies who deadname other trannies
 
There's this weird thing among SJWs that "y'all" is more inclusive than other phrases, particularly "you guys" because of evil gender norms. Funny how he will dead name Paul but god forbid he misgender someone.
It also allows them to ape ( chortle) Black Twitter patois, allowing them to borrow from the high status of black victimhood.
 
There's a good chance the bank eats this when they look into it. Banks suck but they generally aren't as heartless as troons are. Not even the Federal Reserve.
While this is very possibly and likely, I do believe it is *less* likely with the current state of the world and economy. Banks aren't doing as well right now, and most smaller/mid size banks showed little growth and profit over the last fiscal quarter to where they are cutting back where they can in an effort to reduce costs. Much of the same can be said for a lot of businesses right now.

So a bank eating losses right now won't be as common as it used to be in my opinion. But the banks wouldn't be going after the mongs, they would be gunning for the primary name on the lien, Paul's mom. They will weigh out the pros and cons and any risks associated with her and if it is feasible, they will go after her if payments stop. These situations however can take years of little to no movement, followed by lengthy litigations. People who know how to work the system especially in the case of short sales, can stall sales for an additional 1-2 years. I've seen situations like that took 3-4 years before the property was finally sold under a short sale all the while the current resident remained in the property without paying a dime for the mortgage.
 
There's this weird thing among SJWs that "y'all" is more inclusive than other phrases, particularly "you guys" because of evil gender norms. Funny how he will dead name Paul but god forbid he misgender someone.
Y'all is used to sound more black and thus less white. AAVE sounds cool and they think that speaking "educated" is showing that you have privilege. Those who care about eliminating gender norms typically use "folks".
 
They all sound meek and weak because they are all completely aware that every action moving forward will possibly be posted online with an unflattering slant. They are performing for that perceived future audience. Kindness is rambling about how she has no “power” over Phil because trans-identified males are higher in the caste system than trans-identified females (i.e. the field troons) and she wants to get out in front of any future criticism from that perspective.

It’s all just a bunch of personality disordered nutcases crying while looking in the mirror at their own tears to make sure they look convincingly sad.
 
They all sound meek and weak because they are all completely aware that every action moving forward will possibly be posted online with an unflattering slant. They are performing for that perceived future audience. Kindness is rambling about how she has no “power” over Phil because trans-identified males are higher in the caste system than trans-identified females (i.e. the field troons) and she wants to get out in front of any future criticism from that perspective.

It’s all just a bunch of personality disordered nutcases crying while looking in the mirror at their own tears to make sure they look convincingly sad.
I definitely think that letter was written with the idea that it would help construct a narrative that exonerates Penny and Co. He overplayed his hand with the deadnaming though - as we know, misgendering is never OK, even if it's a CPU Goddess raping his mother to bring about the merge. It means if this gets dredged up, the party line will be "We can't trust Penny's version of events - she deadnamed Bonnie. She must be lying".

Penny mentioned they're all fleeing and leaving the property empty. He also said he's bringing his "family" with him. Where does that leave Jarrod? He's not tweeted since the start of January.
 
I definitely think that letter was written with the idea that it would help construct a narrative that exonerates Penny and Co. He overplayed his hand with the deadnaming though - as we know, misgendering is never OK, even if it's a CPU Goddess raping his mother to bring about the merge. It means if this gets dredged up, the party line will be "We can't trust Penny's version of events - she deadnamed Bonnie. She must be lying".

Penny mentioned they're all fleeing and leaving the property empty. He also said he's bringing his "family" with him. Where does that leave Jarrod? He's not tweeted since the start of January.
Jarod is buried with the alpacas
 
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