Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Twitter Is Cancer]

He sounds like he's trying to convince himself.
Joking aside but in all seriousness, that lovely story about the "concerned fan"
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I wonder how long he worked on that?
I think he sat down and tried to write this stunning closing argument as to how he's totally fine, he hasn't changed, it's all the audience's perception and he would deliver it all with the patience of a world weary Dad telling his dumb teenage kid how it really is and how they have nothing to worry about.
Sounds great, cool story Nick, really puts a hammer in those rumors.
And then he blows it by turning up on camera red eyed, bloated, and obviously drunk/high, and looking like a man whose kidneys are screaming "Staaahp" and instead of honestly facing the criticisms, he "Nicks" he deflects, he evades, and his story ends with the "concerned fan" now enlightened, getting up and walking away, because all the complaints about his ridiculous coom brained debauched behavior are all in the fans head...
Jfc.
I really think he's finally realizing the problem, but his stunning narcissism his arrested development and his total aversion to personal responsibility, wouldn't let him just accept how much of an idiot he's made out of himself.
It's cute how he sat down and crafted this totally real and not highly exaggerated encounter, but he's still not facing his real issue.
Which is his drinking.
He's pickled his sense of appropriate and consistent behavior.

pull up t e r r a i n

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[dankogrg2]

I think it was pretty obvious

He sounds like he's trying to convince himself.
Joking aside but in all seriousness, that lovely story about the "concerned fan"
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I wonder how long he worked on that?
I think he sat down and tried to write this stunning closing argument as to how he's totally fine, he hasn't changed, it's all the audience's perception and he would deliver it all with the patience of a world weary Dad telling his dumb teenage kid how it really is and how they have nothing to worry about.
Sounds great, cool story Nick, really puts a hammer in those rumors.
And then he blows it by turning up on camera red eyed, bloated, and obviously drunk/high, and looking like a man whose kidneys are screaming "Staaahp" and instead of honestly facing the criticisms, he "Nicks" he deflects, he evades, and his story ends with the "concerned fan" now enlightened, getting up and walking away, because all the complaints about his ridiculous coom brained debauched behavior are all in the fans head...
Jfc.
I really think he's finally realizing the problem, but his stunning narcissism his arrested development and his total aversion to personal responsibility, wouldn't let him just accept how much of an idiot he's made out of himself.
It's cute how he sat down and crafted this totally real and not highly exaggerated encounter, but he's still not facing his real issue.
Which is his drinking.
He's pickled his sense of appropriate and consistent behavior.

Please don't use f word with the Lord's name

 

[Procrastinhater]

See message above yours. Elissa claims that she knows who this is.

Oh I'm not saying its entirely made up, I believe a conversation happened, I'm just fairly sure that Nick is re-writing it and putting what he thinks is the best spin on it to make himself look better.
I'd bet real money that it didn't go how Nick claims, I'd be interested to hear the "concerned fans" side of the story.
It just felt too rehearsed, and awfully convenient how it totally vindicated the cope that Nick has been putting out for a while now, especially the "moment of realization" at the end where the concerned fan suddenly had it dawn on them that Nick was completely right, everything was exactly how Nick is presenting it, and the fan left feeling very foolish that they had misjudged Balldo, and gotten it so very wrong.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Nick had a stream last night (no one here cared lol) and a certain someone caught his attention.

And there's already a response.

 

[mailfrawd]

I feel bad for the dude. Rehab really is his only option, because I'm assuming he's never really been in a substance abuse program. I think counseling is bullshit, at the moment, but later in life it tends to help as you can reflect back on what you learned and say, "I should apply these principles because my choices are resulting in bad outcomes." Nick honestly fails to realize that he's in as much of a para-social relationship as any other e-celeb who is selling their affection and attention for capitalism credits. It's called co-dependency, and this dumbass probably would know more about that if he'd just pull up, sober up, then go to a few AA meetings and talk to someone outside his retarded para-social circle.

 

[Owlbear]

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This implies that it wasn't Elissa.

To not Doublepost:
A good night for Nick on rumble in terms of rants.

Tonight is interesting that he got a pretty good move from yt to rumble. Anyone watch it between 1:30am central and 2:30am central? There is a dead zone with chats.

The rumble chats on Rekieta's stream and others I watch is considerably less active than the YT chat, even after they go Rumble-exclusive (and presumably drag the YT crowd). This is essentially a controlled experiment - they should be dragging a random sample of their viewers.

The Rumble crowd also gives considerably fewer superchats. Also, there are apparently 5k locals subscribers, but only a few hundred chatters? Isn't this the crowd that wanted to suck his parasocial dick?

Also, reportedly, Rumble pays out more than YT for ads on Rekieta's streams with only one scammy pre-roll add rather than the 10's of mid-roll ads that play on YT.

So, compared to YouTube, Rumble has: (1) a less active crowd (2) that clicks ads significantly more often and (3) wants to passively support creators instead of chatting with them?

Something doesn't add up here. Maybe it's benign. Maybe the kind of people who would go to Rumble/Locals are significantly less likely to chat (which doesn't exactly seem likely to me) or something.

It's hard to not get suspicious that Rumble/Locals are pumping the numbers. It's a well-known playbook that solves the "bootstrapping" problem of platforms - people want to be on the platform with other people, so you just bootstrap your platform with lots of fake activity to attract the real people. Just ask Sam Bankman Fried, this is why FTX worked (and failed). It's not difficult to add a realistic amount of fraud to a number, and I assume that some fraction of the "passive" Rumble viewers and Locals subs are in the fraud margin.

If that is the case, the collapse of the Rekietaverse may come much faster than expected, and so will it come for everyone else who did the "Rumble/Locals" thing. Over the next year or two, they will start to turn down the "fraud" dial as real people come to the platform, and all of those locals supporters will evaporate.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The rumble chats on Rekieta's stream and others I watch is considerably less active than the YT chat, even after they go Rumble-exclusive (and presumably drag the YT crowd). This is essentially a controlled experiment - they should be dragging a random sample of their viewers.

The Rumble crowd also gives considerably fewer superchats. Also, there are apparently 5k locals subscribers, but only a few hundred chatters? Isn't this the crowd that wanted to suck his parasocial dick?

Also, reportedly, Rumble pays out more than YT for ads on Rekieta's streams with only one scammy pre-roll add rather than the 10's of mid-roll ads that play on YT.

So, compared to YouTube, Rumble has: (1) a less active crowd (2) that clicks ads significantly more often and (3) wants to passively support creators instead of chatting with them?

Something doesn't add up here. Maybe it's benign. Maybe the kind of people who would go to Rumble/Locals are significantly less likely to chat (which doesn't exactly seem likely to me) or something.

It's hard to not get suspicious that Rumble/Locals are pumping the numbers. It's a well-known playbook that solves the "bootstrapping" problem of platforms - people want to be on the platform with other people, so you just bootstrap your platform with lots of fake activity to attract the real people. Just ask Sam Bankman Fried, this is why FTX worked (and failed).

If that is the case, the collapse of the Rekietaverse may come much faster than expected, and so will it come for everyone else who did the "Rumble/Locals" thing.

Don’t YouTube strikes fall off after a given time frame? I’m pretty sure they do, and if that’s the case, Nick could just go back.

Problem is, he’d have to stop getting drunk and pretending that saying someone should be “put against the wall” doesn’t have any historical context. (Not that I minded him saying that on a personal level, fuck Keffals. But he KNEW he was on YouTube)

To back up a bit, I hate his locals chat. Everything posted there is schizoid, boring or autistic. They literally need KF as an enemy to rally around or they’d eat themselves. Nick is fucking terrible at setting a tone, being a role model, and/or any and all other actions an Internet personality can take to manage their community.

I imagine it’s not good for attracting new paypigs to a community if the selling point is “wine mom tits and you can be a creep, but you’ll hate everyone around you.”

 

[Owlbear]

Don’t YouTube strikes fall off after a given time frame? I’m pretty sure they do, and if that’s the case, Nick could just go back.

Problem is, he’d have to stop getting drunk and pretending that saying someone should be “put against the wall” doesn’t have any historical context. (Not that I minded him saying that on a personal level, fuck Keffals. But he KNEW he was on YouTube)

There is a 90 day period after which YT strikes fall off, but you get one "warning" that never falls off.

 

[Troonos]

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Skeevy motherfucker can't stand still. Obviously drunk AND drugged. Pink eyeballs, distended eyes, swollen nose tip, dilated pupils, slurred speech, the perfect picture of a degenerate.
Who then lectures and puts on his world weary father knows best peformance. Over people just telling him the truth.
Cannot wait for the crash.

He's really starting to look like one of the recent Ralph photos from the current bender. Can someone find the one I'm talking about? I think the liquor is taking its toll on his age.

 

[Potatoherder]

Also, there are apparently 5k locals subscribers, but only a few hundred chatters? Isn't this the crowd that wanted to suck his parasocial dick?

A lot of these were people just wanting to support him when he got banned. Many have speculated come October there will be a massive drop in locals subs as the yearly subs fail to renew. Got to imagine him hyping up and pushing back the reward will cause more people to get upset.

edit:
Rumble actually featured him today. I missed about 8 minutes but we'll see how today's numbers compare.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick had a stream last night (no one here cared lol) and a certain someone caught his attention.

And there's already a response.

My favorite part of the stream is where he decided to demonstrate why you keep your mouth shut in situations like these:

 

[dustnight]

Wonder if he's getting buyer's remorse now cause him reading a court document tonight has been comfy.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Just caught snippets of rackets stream last night. What the absolute fuck was he thinking, reading a complaint where he is the named defendant and actually responding to it?! It may not even matter now what his own attorney says if the court has the defendant verbally responding on a live recording. Did Rekieta clear this with Randazza?

 

[Not Who You Think]

Oh I'm not saying its entirely made up, I believe a conversation happened, I'm just fairly sure that Nick is re-writing it and putting what he thinks is the best spin on it to make himself look better.
I'd bet real money that it didn't go how Nick claims, I'd be interested to hesr the "concerned fans" side of the story.
It just felt too rehearsed, and awfully convenient how it totally vindicated the cope that Nick has been putting out for a while now, especially the "moment of realization" at the end where the concerned fan suddenly had it dawn on them that Nick was completely right, everything was exactly how Nick is presenting it, and the fan left feeling very foolish that they had misjudged Balldo, and gotten it so very wrong.

The events Nick related are most certainly embellished to a degree. Nick is incredibly selective when it comes to relating events, such as going to gay bars, an underwear party, and a swinger resort with his wife. For someone who claims to have been so open abut his degeneracy over the last five years that he "can't believe people are just now realizing" who he is, Nick certainly exhibits a lot of shame about it.

In all likelihood, the fan was just done talking to Nick, but decided to make their exit in a way that proves their point about parasocial relationships being unhealthy. In this way, the individual isn't really agreeing with Nick, but rather making a last bid to open Nick's eyes to what he's doing (like @Cynthia Behave wanting Nick to see the Chudbuds video). Nick ignored this (as usual) and just smiled to himself that the individual was leaving so he could pursue his other parasocial relationships.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Just caught snippets of rackets stream last night. What the absolute fuck was he thinking, reading a complaint where he is the named defendant and actually responding to it?! It may not even matter now what his own attorney says if the court has the defendant verbally responding on a live recording. Did Rekieta clear this with Randazza?

Take a wild guess.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

While the Farmers are (rightfully) discussing Nick's sperge-out about his ethics complaints.... and I'm working on a break down of all the mainstays there...

.... LET'S GO TO SOME INNER-COMMUNITY DRAMEDY, SHALL WE? For some Friday kiggles? We need it...

Meet StormyShores (Stormy on YT)

Also, meet StormyShores:

Dear Stormy,
I'm actually having a lot of fun in this little place on the Internet. They're a pretty funny crowd and hate hypocricy.

Let's start there.

Girl, no one says sad like you do. I hope your recovery is in order (I have my doubts). I have always been friendly and supportive of you in public chats. You are a single mom of many little kids, lost custody, and are an addict.

We were all rooting for you post-rehab.

Why do I have this picture? CGoody (Cory) sent it to me when he realized he'd been catfished after some kind of online relationship you two had for months (years?). Did your kids think he'd be their step-dad? I TOLD him to stop talking to them, btw.

Never fear. He quickly pivoted from you to Schree's (adult) daughter and Xino. (I've seen the shade you threw at her and laughed).

Some history. So, last year, Cory - because he was worried for you - asked me to research your judge to verify your fiction that the military ex-husband and judge were in some kind of conspiracy to take your kids away. Nope. Turns out the judge's record is incredibly fair to mothers. You are simply an addict. That's why you lost your kids.

I was also speaking with Cory when he called in the wellness check and you were hospitalized. Honestly, thank God for that call. I chatted with him when you were waiting for a space to open up in rehab and your relapsing (while your mother was looking after you).

So, sweet Stormy. I, too, am a single mom. I have custody of all three kids - that was never disputed by my ex who gets every other weekend. They're all doing great. I've never been hospitalized for self-harm. I've never been in rehab.

I wish you well and hope the recovery is sticking.

Best,
Cynthia

PS Receipts available upon request.

Edit: Spelling

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The events Nick related are most certainly embellished to a degree. Nick is incredibly selective when it comes to relating events, such as going to gay bars, an underwear party, and a swinger resort with his wife. For someone who claims to have been so open abut his degeneracy over the last five years that he "can't believe people are just now realizing" who he is, Nick certainly exhibits a lot of shame about it.

In all likelihood, the fan was just done talking to Nick, but decided to make their exit in a way that proves their point about parasocial relationships being unhealthy. In this way, the individual isn't really agreeing with Nick, but rather making a last bid to open Nick's eyes to what he's doing (like @Cynthia Behave wanting Nick to see the Chudbuds video). Nick ignored this (as usual) and just smiled to himself that the individual was leaving so he could pursue his other parasocial relationships.

Man if someone gifted a subscription to Rekieta’s locals to Karlyn Borysenko, she’d probably get in touch with Nick’s priest and get right to the bottom of this shame stuff

 

[Swole McPole]

Why do I have this picture? CGoody (Cory) sent it to me when he realized he'd been catfished after some kind of online relationship you two had for months (years?). Did your kids think he'd be their step-dad? I TOLD him to stop talking to them, btw.

Is there any sad, lonely wine-mom in that locals group that hasn't been banged by CGoody? Dying for a run-down on who that guy is and the extent and nature of his relationships with the wammen of Rekieta's locals chat.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

While the Farmers are (rightfully) discussing Nick's sperge-out about his ethics complaints.... and I'm working on a break down of all the mainstays there...

.... LET'S GO TO SOME INNER-COMMUNITY DRAMEDY, SHALL WE? For some Friday kiggles? We need it...

Meet StormyShores (Stormy on YT)

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Also, meet StormyShores:

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Dear Stormy,
I'm actually having a lot of fun in this little place on the Internet. They're a pretty funny crowd and hate hypocricy.

Let's start there.

Girl, no one says sad like you do. I hope your recovery is in order (I have my doubts). I have always been friendly and supportive of you in public chats. You are a single mom of many little kids, lost custody, and are an addict.

We were all rooting for you post-rehab.

Why do I have this picture? CGoody (Cory) sent it to me when he realized he'd been catfished after some kind of online relationship you two had for months (years?). Did your kids think he'd be their step-dad? I TOLD him to stop talking to them, btw.

Never fear. He quickly pivoted from you to Schree's (adult) daughter and Xino. (I've seen the shade you threw at her and laughed).

Some history. So, last year, Cory - because he was worried for you - asked me to research your judge to verify your fiction that the military ex-husband and judge were in some kind of conspiracy to take your kids away. Nope. Turns out the judge's record is incredibly fair to mothers. You are simply an addict. That's why you lost your kids.

I was also speaking with Cory when he called in the wellness check and you were hospitalized. Honestly, thank God for that call. I chatted with him when you were waiting for a space to open up in rehab and your relapsing (while your mother was looking after you).

So, sweet Stormy. I, too, am a single mom. I have custody of all three kids - that was never disputed by my ex who gets every other weekend. They're all doing great. I've never been hospitalized for self-harm. I've never been in rehab.

I wish you well and hope the recovery is sticking.

Best,
Cynthia

PS Receipts available upon request.

Edit: Spelling

Did ALL of Nick’s effort posters defect?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

My favorite part of the stream is where he decided to demonstrate why you keep your mouth shut in situations like these:


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Oof.

I'm pretty sure he used the word "probably" before. But he didn't this time!