Orbiter Surfer / Drunken Surfer / PPP's ex-boyfriend / RJ Finley - PPP's former sidekick/caretaker/shitcleaner turned Alog and Ralph worshipper

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It wasn't about making a joke or being funny it was about getting the PPP dicksuckers to admit they had a weird parasocial relationship with Ashton and wouldnt do anything to upset him. But I mean you remember this cause you were there licking his gunt along with them.
How does making a joke accomplish that?
I don't know about you but I make jokes about people I like and dislike but I don't make jokes just to virtue signal.

And yeah, I liked PPP when he made entertaining videos and I stopped liking him when he stopped being entertaining.
I don't really get what's wrong about that.
Hell, I used to like Ralph at some point.
 
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How does making a joke accomplish that?
Man you are fucking autistic you're like the Cal Ripken of missing the point.

Let me explain it very slowly for you. There was no joke expected, the pivotal point of that exercise was that no jokes were being made at PPP's expense. As @JewishCensorship put it back in the day:
You guys attack other people more than you do PPP in his own thread

And he was right when you guys got called out for openly sucking PPPs dick you just switched to running narratives against his enemies which is why you all had no problem with surfer up until PPP did.
 
You didnt seem to mind hugboxes when you were bravely defending m'lady Asstonne's honor and saying nothing could get you to laugh at him when I asked you to crack a joke at his expense.
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I can confirm this with @Disheveled-Human, back when I was having a great old time shitting on PPP he got assmad and accused me of being sent by the Council of Evil to make fun of Asston. LMFAO. I guess everyone who shits on your e-daddy is a spy from their enemies, if you’re a loyal Schizo SimPPP.

Thank you, Diamond Homonculus, for sharing this post with me because it proves my suspicions. @Disheveled-Human is a dedicated Gunt-Guard who will fervently defend his bloated, grotesque master. LOL!

This is on topic because Surfer in the Council of Evil, the thing I was apparently a part of because I said Asston was an oily and duplicitous homosexual Worm-Creature, obese beyond imagination, Not a tangent guys.

However I also think Surfer was a snitch bitch and should have just dumped the fat faggot out on his ass if he was so upset with him. He was talking real big about fighting cops and being a revolutionary then cried in the snow to the PoPo that he was being bullied by a 600lb, Jiggling Ogre.
 
Man you are fucking autistic you're like the Cal Ripken of missing the point.

Let me explain it very slowly for you. There was no joke expected, the pivotal point of that exercise was that no jokes were being made at PPP's expense.
Then make some yourself.
@JewishCensorship does make a more valid point than you've ever made. Which is funny considering he was just a mad tard who believed PPP is part of some left-wing conspiracy to censor right-wing voices and got eventually banned.
And also ironic since you're here busy attacking someone who isn't the thread subject.

nd he was right when you guys got called out for openly sucking PPPs dick you just switched to running narratives against his enemies which is why you all had no problem with surfer up until PPP did.
Because Surfer was entertaining when he just interjected with some based take from time to time.
Do you actually enjoy his solo streams?
 
Man you are fucking autistic you're like the Cal Ripken of missing the point.

Let me explain it very slowly for you. There was no joke expected, the pivotal point of that exercise was that no jokes were being made at PPP's expense. As @JewishCensorship put it back in the day:


And he was right when you guys got called out for openly sucking PPPs dick you just switched to running narratives against his enemies which is why you all had no problem with surfer up until PPP did.
Then make some yourself.
@JewishCensorship does make a more valid point than you've ever made. Which is funny considering he was just a mad tard who believed PPP is part of some left-wing conspiracy to censor right-wing voices and got eventually banned.
And also ironic since you're here busy attacking someone who isn't the thread subject.


Because Surfer was entertaining when he just interjected with some based take from time to time.
Do you actually enjoy his solo streams?
You are sort of doing the same thing here, attacking ppp and sucking surfer's dick in surfer's thread. Pretty funny coming from teh guy that endlessly sperged in ppp's thread when people didn't hate him enough for you. new account, same stupid fuck.
Stop this! Can't you see that just like Assload and Surqueer we are tearing each other apart for no reason here? Surely on this day of all days, GayRalphatines Day, we can put our love of E-Daddies aside and shit post as one!
 
Stop this! Can't you see that just like Assload and Surqueer we are tearing each other apart for no reason here? Surely on this day of all days, GayRalphatines Day, we can put our love of E-Daddies aside and shit post as one!
What? Why would I talk about Surfer in the ethics of PPP a-logging thread?
 
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Then make some yourself.
@JewishCensorship does make a more valid point than you've ever made. Which is funny considering he was just a mad tard who believed PPP is part of some left-wing conspiracy to censor right-wing voices and got eventually banned.
And also ironic since you're here busy attacking someone who isn't the thread subject.


Because Surfer was entertaining when he just interjected with some based take from time to time.
Do you actually enjoy his solo streams?
No, I merely pointed out that the pig was obsessed with Nick and Ralph and didn't attack all of these other easily attackable targets and you funny faggots got so upset that you subverted my words into some conspiracy and asked me a ton of questions until you felt good about your E-dad and yourselves. PPP and Warski have bragged about being subversive to the right and not caring about anything but themselves on the KC. PPP constantly puts on a southern accent to mock white people in the South. I don't find that stuff funny especially when it's acceptable to do on mainstream normie sites like Twitch. This movement was supposed to be contrarian, edgy and counter-culture. It wasn't about watering stuff down so you could make money. Anyways, Janny Jewsh, sweep this up again and tell me I need to make my own gossip forum in order to critique your site, you fat faggot. You don't actually care about censorship.
 
No, I merely pointed out that the pig was obsessed with Nick and Ralph and didn't attack all of these other easily attackable targets and you funny faggots got so upset that you subverted my words into some conspiracy and asked me a ton of questions until you felt good about your E-dad and yourselves. PPP and Warski have bragged about being subversive to the right and not caring about anything but themselves on the KC. PPP constantly puts on a southern accent to mock white people in the South. I don't find that stuff funny especially when it's acceptable to do on mainstream normie sites like Twitch. This movement was supposed to be contrarian, edgy and counter-culture. It wasn't about watering stuff down so you could make money. Anyways, Janny Jewsh, sweep this up again and tell me I need to make my own gossip forum in order to critique your site, you fat faggot. You don't actually care about censorship.
lmao did you make a new account just to respond to this?
 
point taken, I just think that dude needs to stop being a hypocrite is all.
You might have a smidgen of a point you paulyfrog wannabe if I wasn't using it to draw all the veteran simPPPs such as yourself into revealing yourselves once again. Who's next? Love machine? Instythot?

You can post here all you want but I'm giving you the belt on the way in and I'm going to let everyone know who you guys are and that you're posting here at PPPs autistic behest and not cause you just want to gab about Surfer.
 
You might have a smidgen of a point you paulyfrog wannabe if I wasn't using it to draw all the veteran simPPPs such as yourself into revealing yourselves once again. Who's next? Love machine? Instythot?

You can post here all you want but I'm giving you the belt on the way in and I'm going to let everyone know who you guys are and that you're posting here at PPPs autistic behest and not cause you just want to gab about Surfer.
Shitting on the floor and jumping up and down until people hate a cow the way you demand they do, taht's all you've ever done.
 
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PPP's ex-boyfriend
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Godwinson: "This is my boyfriend, PPP. And this is PPP's boyfriend, Surfer."
 
Can we all agree Surfer is a cop caller. He couldn't handle his business and had to call the cops because he is a bitch.
Why waste your own energy when you can get maple syrup patrol to tame the violent PPPig armed with high heels?

Nice another hugbox thread.
When a thread doesn't go the way you want, you call it a hugbox. It's very annoying and it doesn't seem like you're here to have fun.
Also, the pigclips thing was an astroturfed gayops by PPP and his group of little Discord buddies.

I don't find that stuff funny especially when it's acceptable to do on mainstream normie sites like Twitch.
Why? So do you find exaggerated Jewish or Asian accents funny? I do. Even if a lot of it is used as a form of mockery as well? So what.
So what if twitch allows it?
They should allow all of it. I should be allowed to put on a funny Chinaman or Jew or whatever dumb accent. Just because they're policing certain types and giving (typically White) other ones a free pass doesn't make it a good argument when the obvious should be "why not allow it all", instead of extending the protected class to include White people from the south as well which is about as stupid as having a protected class.
 
When a thread doesn't go the way you want, you call it a hugbox. It's very annoying and it doesn't seem like you're here to have fun.
Also, the pigclips thing was an astroturfed gayops by PPP and his group of little Discord buddies.
Go suck Surfers cop calling balls more, and keep hanging out with Teaclips and Moderator Marsi in discords and continue doing their bidding.
 
Why? So do you find exaggerated Jewish or Asian accents funny? I do. Even if a lot of it is used as a form of mockery as well? So what.
So what if twitch allows it?
They should allow all of it. I should be allowed to put on a funny Chinaman or Jew or whatever dumb accent. Just because they're policing certain types and giving (typically White) other ones a free pass doesn't make it a good argument when the obvious should be "why not allow it all", instead of extending the protected class to include White people from the south as well which is about as stupid as having a protected class.
Imagine wanting to ban people making funny accents and getting all offended by jokes, just because they’re mocking your race of choice. People need to lighten up.

Go suck Surfers cop calling balls more, and keep hanging out with Teaclips and Moderator Marsi in discords and continue doing their bidding.
Dude I really dislike Surfer and thought his cop call was a bitch move, but it’s just funny how you only seem to get mad whenever anyone is against PPP in any way. I mean are you just a huge fanboy or what. You unironically said I was a secret spy from the council of Evil because I was making fun of PPP before. Now you’re accusing @AltisticRight of “doing Tea Clips bidding”.

If you were doing this about everything I could pass it off as trolling but at this point I’m starting to think you’re just a huge simPPP. PPP is fucking hateable without help from the schizo Illuminati you seem to conjure up, and everyone who’s cool with Surfer isn’t in a Discord Op. Chill.
 
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