Culture Roald Dahl books given inclusive overhaul by 'sensitivity readers' - Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute.

Augustus Gloop is no longer fat, Mrs Twit is no longer fearfully ugly, and the Oompa-Loompas have gone gender-neutral in new editions of Roald Dahl’s beloved stories.

The publisher, Puffin, has made hundreds of changes to the original text, removing many of Dahl’s colourful descriptions and making his characters less grotesque.

The review of Dahl’s language was undertaken to ensure that the books “can continue to be enjoyed by all today”, Puffin said.

References to physical appearance have been heavily edited. The word “fat” has been removed from every book - Augustus Gloop in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory may still look like a ball of dough, but can now only be described as “enormous”.

In the same story, the Oompa-Loompas are no longer “tiny”, “titchy” or “no higher than my knee” but merely small. And where once they were “small men”, they are now “small people”.

Passages not written by Dahl have also been added. In The Witches, a paragraph explaining that witches are bald beneath their wigs ends with the new line: “There are plenty of other reasons why women might wear wigs and there is certainly nothing wrong with that.”

In previous editions of James and the Giant Peach, the Centipede sings: “Aunt Sponge was terrifically fat/And tremendously flabby at that,” and, “Aunt Spiker was thin as a wire/And dry as a bone, only drier.”

Both verses have been removed, and in their place are the underwhelming rhymes: “Aunt Sponge was a nasty old brute/And deserved to be squashed by the fruit,” and, “Aunt Spiker was much of the same/And deserves half of the blame.”

References to “female” characters have disappeared - Miss Trunchbull in Matilda, once a “most formidable female”, is now a “most formidable woman”.

“Boys and girls” has been turned into “children”. The Cloud-Men in James and the Giant Peach have become Cloud-People and Fantastic Mr Fox’s three sons have become daughters.

Matilda reads Jane Austen rather than Rudyard Kipling, and a witch posing as “a cashier in a supermarket” now works as “a top scientist”.

Mrs Twit’s “fearful ugliness” is reduced to “ugliness”, while Mrs Hoppy in Esio Trot is not an “attractive middle-aged lady” but a “kind middle-aged lady”.

One of Dahl’s most popular lines from The Twits is: “You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams.” It has been edited to take out the “double chin”.

An emphasis on mental health has led to the removal of “crazy” and “mad”, which Dahl used frequently in comic fashion. A mention in Esio Trot of tortoises being “backward” - the joke behind the book’s title - has been excised.

The words “black” and “white” have been removed: characters no longer turn “white with fear” and the Big Friendly Giant in The BFG cannot wear a black cloak.

The changes were made by the publisher, Puffin, and the Roald Dahl Story Company, now owned by Netflix, with sensitivity readers hired to scrutinise the text.

The review began in 2020, when the company was still run by the Dahl family. Netflix acquired the literary estate in 2021 for a reported £500 million.

Sensitivities over Dahl’s stories were heightened when a 2020 Hollywood version of The Witches led to a backlash over its depiction of the Grand Witch, played by Anne Hathaway, with fingers missing from each hand.

Warner Bros was forced to make an apology after Paralympians and charities said it was offensive to the limb difference community.

That same year, the Dahl family and the company apologised for the author’s past anti-Semitic statements.

Matthew Dennison, Dahl’s biographer, said that the author - who died in 1990 - chose his vocabulary with care. “I’m almost certain that he would have recognised that alterations to his novels prompted by the political climate were driven by adults rather than children," he said.

 
I also want to point out that Roald Dahl actually predicted this would happen

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Changing the vision of what children’s books are supposed to be by trying to destroy the original version of what the author was trying to create for children is the kind of thing that destroys a child’s ability to be a child.

It’s pretty maddening, though eerie, that this kind of thing is allowed.
 
It's wild. It seems as though literally every person in a high position of power, in their respective fields, is one of these fucking idiots. Like, do these people genuinely not know how to think critical for even like, a nanosecond??? I used to believe that a lot of the whole "oh we've gone back in progress" was largely hyperbole tbh, but this shit has me convinced. We are actively regressing as a society and it's insane to watch in real time. Literally how can someone  not think that at this point?

You see it in the crowds! Everybody is miserable! As someone who works in a bookstore, you can definitely see the societal brain rot on these people's faces. The blatant propaganda we have to put on shelves and tolerate is insane. The magazines nowadays are literal propaganda. My coworkers literally will rant about a book or movie if it's even slightly non woke or critical of wokeness.

The customers can literally be lumped into the two groups too! Like how there are the old fucks, who are always miserable and are clear results of their time and mentality, and the gay faggots, who are decked out in rainbows, dresses, fatness, surface level pop culture i.e. HP, SW, Avengers, etc.

The faggots buy the rocks and gems and tarot witchy shit and are clearly who the product suppliers and corporate favor since we keep getting nonsense like White Fragility and "Woke Baby" sent to us. It's like people are being bred to consoom and nothing more. At least have taste and integrity when you consoom, at the very least.

This is an ugly culture war and this Roald Dahl shit is a step I didn't think would ever be crossed because people've been saying "they wanna rewrite history" yadda yadda for years and years but this is an example of it actually happening. Seeing examples of this shit every day in real time is frightening just because of how real it actually is.

When the door swings back the other way here in a few years, it's gonna be one hell of a gnarly clash. Some people genuinely need to be culled out of society or at the very least yelled at sternly and told No. People are genuinely far too thin skinned now and I mean that with every fiber of my body.

I could go on for days
 
Someday, pop culture fans will notice a 10-15 year period that started around 2015 that was a creative blackhole. They'll think it was just a weird span where, for some reason, nothing was published or recorded, and only a handful of films were produced. They won't realize that a metric shit ton was made, but no one consumed it, kept it, or ever talked about it because it was all faggot cult shit from that brief period when all writers rooms were filled with the pampered children of NPR donors.
 
Someday, pop culture fans will notice a 10-15 year period that started around 2015 that was a creative blackhole. They'll think it was just a weird span where, for some reason, nothing was published or recorded, and only a handful of films were produced. They won't realize that a metric shit ton was made, but no one consumed it, kept it, or ever talked about it because it was all faggot cult shit from that brief period when all writers rooms were filled with the pampered children of NPR donors.

I've said this very thing before.. Future gens will look back at this decade as an ideological, social and artistic dark age!
 
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