Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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I want to see Wogglebug do a series of PSA's on the importance of taking care of one's teeth by brushing and flossing, education and staying in school, not talking to and believing strangers over the internet at face value, self-reliance and not taking advantage of those close to you, being good stewards of money by making good financial decisions, living a healthy lifestyle through exercise and monitoring food intake while not taking shortcuts from using unproven and dangerous scam pills, being tolerant of others with differences in viewpoints (for example, Christians and atheists), and listening to and taking advice from others.

No particular reason I chose those categories, but yes it has to be those categories in particular.
I'm going to add "gratitude and the importance of saying thank you" to my Wogglebug PSA wishlist. Can you imagine, for example, not having the consideration and decency to say "thank you" either privately or publicly to someone who kindly talked you through a situation where you thought you were being extorted by sodomite terrorists and they made it stop and showed you were being tricked?

Hypothetically, of course. I know I would chastise a small child for not doing so, and Wogglebug is a gentleman to whom manners are paramount. He would be VERY disappointed in anyone who wasn't polite enough to do so, especially an adult woman. Hypothetically.
 
LGBTQIA2SP+ Pride Event in Genoma!

Here's Woggie addressing the crowd...



This is just the spicy beginning of his speech- You know how he likes drone on about manners & how smart he is...

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I especially appreciate the white rectangular background in this design - transparency apparently wasn't an option in whatever image editing application she used / format she saved and uploaded.
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If you feel like showing people in your everyday life that you really give a wogglefuck (archive)

I especially appreciate the white rectangular background in this design - transparency apparently wasn't an option in whatever image editing application she used / format she saved and uploaded.
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Starving children in Africa that live in mud huts would refuse to wear those shirts because they're too gay and embarrassing.
 
Cherie "Ahmadinejad" Hapney says Genoma is now officially like Iran, 100% gay-free.
That raises the question: are the Genoman sodomites actively being put to death? Or did Josef Mengele flee Germany at the end of the war and adopt the name Dr. Knowitall and successfully implement a Nazi-style eugenics program that has entirely culled the existence of the homogays from the realm? How did Captain Candy and his crew escape the Genoman death squads?

Please advise as the foremost expert on Genoma, Cherie. Inquiring minds need to know.
 
LGBTQIA2SP+ Pride Event in Genoma!

Here's Woggie addressing the crowd...

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This is just the spicy beginning of his speech- You know how he likes drone on about manners & how smart he is...

Mod note: This is ML/AI.
Decent attempt but the voice is just not quite right. That and Woggie didn't fellate himself and say how great he is like he does when Cynthia writes his dialogue.
 
Breaking news in Genoma!

One of my contacts (that wishes to stay anonymous,) lives near Frogman's cottage in rural Genoma. They provided me with a mysterious photograph:

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The insider was quoted saying, "A couple weeks ago I saw what I thought to be a large Pollywog in the pond next to my property. Yesterday I was astonished to see this thing hoppin' in my field. I was lucky to get a picture of it before it leaped into the tall grass- Scared me half to death!"

This sighting creates more questions than answers I'm afraid.

-Could this be Froggie & Woggie's love child?
-Is the water in Genoma causing freakin' frogs to turn into hermaphrodites?
-Is Frogman really a Frogwoman?


Stay tuned for more details as this story develops...
 
Cynthia, how can you still say you're not retarded when you fell for something like that?
LGBTQIA2SP+ Pride Event in Genoma!

Here's Woggie addressing the crowd...

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This is just the spicy beginning of his speech- You know how he likes drone on about manners & how smart he is...

Mod note: This is ML/AI.
Cherie's retarded enough to believe that was real, she could have been tricked into thinking her actor had left the reservation...

But we're not the autistic mafia, and anyone fooling a proven retard like that deserves a slap.
 
Cynthia, how can you still say you're not retarded when you fell for something like that?
I'll have you know I am absolutely not retarded. @Andrew Neiman had totally deceived me by making me think he was my friend for at least a year and so I thought he wouldn't lie to me about something so serious. Just about anyone could have been deceived by it.
Cherie's retarded enough to believe that was real, she could have been tricked into thinking her actor had left the reservation...
I knew all along that voice in the audio clip was a fake. Because I am familiar with the tools used to create it. And I also know that doing so is disrespecting the voice actor I have.
 
Just about anyone could have been deceived by it.
By unquestioningly and earnestly believing that gay terrorists had targeted your true and honest "fans"?
With them going so far as to detonate a bomb destroying @Andrew Neiman's house all because you refused to acknowledge Wogglebums homosexuality and love for the Frog"man"?!
Yeah no that's pretty fucking retarded C-Dog...
And I also know that doing so is disrespecting the voice actor I have.
I'm sorry fucking what?!
Are you saying that at one point you were seriously considering using an AI to replicate the voice of the late great Patrick Montello for all your future Wogglflops?!
Like having all of "your" main character's dialog be read by a third rate AI demo in every one of your almost feature length films?!
Jesus I feel fucking retarded for just typing that...

If true who talked you out of that brilliantly retarded fucking idea?

@WogglebugLover we know how you know fuck all when it comes to audio, and just about the same amount with the process of actually producing something/anything unironically watchable, but holy fucking fuck!
 
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