Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Solid Hyrax]

I tried, upload didn't work I got this error
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oh yeah, you used the 3gp format, which kiwifarms apparently doesn't like. It can be converted to mp4 quickly.

 

[Great Dane]

icze4r on Keffals

Margaret Gel on Twitter: "Remember: Keffals is a narcissist. Time and…

archived 18 Feb 2023 22:00:54 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Holy shit this site is so bad. It's fractally bad. The closer I look the worse it gets.

"The only necessary equipment is cheap ($7 - $15) pocket 0.001 g (1 mg) scales (or DIY balance scales you can make from a long narrow wooden plank, 2 small nails and 2 syringes, one of them with 0.5 ml water as a precise weight)."
Basically kill yourself by making a diy scale to save 15 bucks. This sounds like something off those life hack youtube channels.

also keep in mind that these instructions are coming from some granny tranny in ukraine in 1998 or earlier. this was not as far as i am aware made with the intent to give to children this was made to give grown men instructions on how to secretly make hrt without ending up thrown in jail or some shit. the fact that people are still using it today just shows you how insane some of them really are.

it also does not help that the person who wrote it was obviously very paranoid about doctors and the like since i am pretty sure troon shit and even just cross dressing especially back in the days of the USSR would not have been taken all that well by those around him.

but now you have people taking that paranoia and using it to justify telling kids and anyone else that they should never trust doctors because everyone is out to get them. then to go as far as to say stuff like if you end up regretting it you cant blame anyone but yourself. its absolutely insane.

also its not worth archiving or anything but if you click around eventually youll find your way to some very ancient webpages also made by troons which really give you a nice understanding of the mental state of these people at that time and how even back as far as the internet goes troons have not changed even a single bit.

Why does he look so shitfaced on stream? Like he had a few shots before going live.
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please let this be the beginning of keffals ralph arc.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

KiwiFarms 2 into the making, I wonder where is Ben Collins and Liz ? Maybe they would have more of a chance at taking out Kiwifarms 2 lol
Keffals probably has dirt on those 2 in DMs hence why they will never mention anything about this.

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I can't believe what's happened to Kween Keffals the chosen one who destroyed the farms (THE FARMS ARE DEAD! YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBE IF YOU BELIEVE IT'S NOT DEAD!!!)

 

[Uncle Ben's]

Why does he look so shitfaced on stream? Like he had a few shots before going live.
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I dunno, I think he looks fine. No garish makeup, no man-cleavage, nothing repugnant immediately showing itself in your face.

doesn't mean he looks anything like a woman lmao

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I can't believe what's happened to Kween Keffals the chosen one who destroyed the farms (THE FARMS ARE DEAD! YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBE IF YOU BELIEVE IT'S NOT DEAD!!!)

sometimes i wonder if the reason keffals wanted us gone was so that he could try and make his own knock off website called wigglerfarms where he could claim his spot as the true final boss of transphobes.

 

[Vect]

His mods are deleting superchats asking him where the 100k is and why he's doxxing people. Half of chat is debating who is the bigger Nazi/grifter.

 

[RotPockets]

I can't believe what's happened to Kween Keffals the chosen one who destroyed the farms (THE FARMS ARE DEAD! YOU'RE A TRANSPHOBE IF YOU BELIEVE IT'S NOT DEAD!!!)

The prophecy

Actual footage of Lucas in discord, grooming kids with garden shears.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Fucking lol he even called himself "KefFAIL" has he had a fucking psychotic break?
Is all this fucking self immolation supposed to be a fucking peace offering, like he's realized he'd have been happier with us from the start?

He mustn't have read the Personal Army disavowal.

Sorry Lick-ass we don't need any dickless hunchbacks shitting on the furniture.
You made your choice.

 

[F13 Key]

His mods are deleting superchats asking him where the 100k is and why he's doxxing people. Half of chat is debating who is the bigger Nazi/grifter.

I can't think of anything much more pathetic than paying him money to ask where the money he grifted went.

 

[jallsballs]

looks like his decline is accelerating at a rapid pace, there's even a thread on resetera (a) about it where they are finally starting to acknowledge his grifting



Some additional choice replies

 

[Troon Spotter]

I’m back and with my facedump and info on all these ghoulish niggers since they are retarded enough to let mutual server members view their social links or exact locations

Spoiler: Timey the Cutie#4058/Satan (cutie)/@trinca2m

Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/trinca2m?s=21&t=6nwweJcR5dnCj8QZatbvgQ

Spotify account: https://open.spotify.com/user/22f4cfkrpypwharneuu5ygr6y

Youtube account: https://youtube.com/@Stormyweatherthetrueyoutuber

Discord User ID: 200253789142253568

Furry wannabe emo that had an extreme MLP phase

Spoiler: peach#5924/Alice

Discord User ID: 219149856026001408

Average YWNBAW butterface that can only take pics at ONE angle forever

Spoiler: Seebazzdou#3179/seababobabie9192/seesheep

Youtube account: https://youtube.com/@seababobabie9192

Twitch account: https://m.twitch.tv/seesheep

Discord User ID: 411958031778185226

Spoiler: BloodBecoming#0484/Luxapan/ChokingVictim

Battle.net account: Luxapan#1792

Xbox username: ChokingVictim

Discord User ID: 338841540984176642

Spoiler: Thorndust#4305/Lauren/thorn#7023/Technomancer/@hillr1865

Reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/Identity_One/

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/thorndust

Twitter account: https://twitter.com/hillr1865?s=21&t=Zoz73_3jIDjeDIy-dX_0mQ

Xbox Username: Thorn5783

Youtube account: https://youtube.com/@thorndust5329

Discord User ID: 967992431264030760

Attention seeking faggot that gives all their info on the flip of a dime and likes to go to department stores to put on women’s clothing

Spoiler: mymanstand#8120/harper32

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/harper32

Discord User ID: 734413782704586793

Spoiler: Nusha#0069/@Newshuhh

Twitter account: https://twitter.com/newshuhh?s=21&t=X-LyxQfWWZnvP9FRn2hV6g

Mastodon account:https://kolektiva.social/@nusha

Discord User ID: 595931816657944576

Nigger deleted images they had sent in the server as soon as I made my announcement on here of harvesting images and account info. You fucking retard, I 5D chess’d your ass to out yourself as the farms stalker for keffals and instead of warning the others you tried to save yourself! Aren’t you a lil monster

Spoiler: 🍉Watermelanie🍉#6969/Melanie/water_melaniee

Steam account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/water_melanie/
Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/water_melaniee

Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States

Discord User ID: 425402656992002059

Spoiler: jacki0404#3661/Jackie

Discord User ID: 585569865339764766

Spoiler: ~~Autumn~~#5605/Autumn

Discord User ID: 214821702939574273

Spider-man cosplayer/writer for The Sensational Spider-man that instead of being bitten by a radioactive spider it was a radioactive tranny. Such a shame too as their older images showed a promising young man

Spoiler: Lily Esuna#5298

Discord User ID: 234409478831734784

Spoiler: ophelia#7592/Ophelia

Instagram account: https://www.instagram.com/opheliim/

Steam account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/ophii/

Twitter account: https://twitter.com/opheliim?s=21&t=ZHlifXFW_qqvPHVbIXgjfA

Location: Memphis, Tennessee, United States

Discord User ID: 160467559035043842

Spoiler: KindaSus#7823/TheRealGulDukat/Soman

Spotify account: https://open.spotify.com/user/he4dzo10kega3bf9yvpejeznr

Discord User ID: 177915815243415553

NECKBEARD SPOTTED

Spoiler: JoanJetson#8909/Joan Bohlman/The Rocket City Scientist

Website: JoanJetson.com

Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/RocketCityScientist/
Messenger: https://m.facebook.com/msg/12435850...ttps://joanjetson.com/&refsrc=deprecated&_rdr

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rocketcityscientist/

Youtube account: https://youtube.com/@joanjetson5682

Tiktok account: https://www.tiktok.com/@joanjetson

Snapchat account: https://www.snapchat.com/add/joanjetson

Telegram account: https://t.me/JoanJetson

Email address: JoanJetsonRCS@gmail.com

Discord User ID: 427289896835874818
Some scientist/wrestler/performer??

Spoiler: Fell#7176

Discord User ID: 311082442511351808

Spoiler: kayla_puff_#1001/Kayla

Linktr.ee account: https://linktr.ee/kayla_puff_

Twitter account: https://twitter.com/the_puff_?s=21&t=WADkCAu2hZ1nIJNV1otOoA

Twitch account: https://m.twitch.tv/the_puff_?tt_content=channel_name&tt_medium=embed&desktop-redirect=true

Reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/the_puff_/

Discord User ID: 959092775515717702

Spoiler: BackwardsVisor#7744

Discord User ID: 958341957590073454

Spoiler: mmdesolate#5575/Miles

Steam account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/milesfromhome06/

Discord User ID: 438139444705624073

Spoiler: 2L84U#6496/Will

Steam account: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198079176017

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/octorockandroll

Location: Manitoba, Canada

Discord User ID: 278920195949461504

Spoiler: ₫ ong$trong£¥#2363

Discord User ID: 198629029966905344

Their about me section literally says “Hi I smell bad : 3” and that’s nuff said

Spoiler: Kennedy#2029/Kennedy

Crunchyroll username: Just_Kennedy

League of Legends username: Kennedeez

Riot Games username: Kennedy#UwU

Steam account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/kennedycutter/

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/just__kennedy

Location: California, United States

Discord User ID: 313370232913788940

Male beauty guru with a passion for fashion!

Spoiler: mikesand#5544

Location: Brooklyn, New York

Discord User ID: 935936438720151562

iPhone app developer

Spoiler: MTFoxtrot#0272/Tiff

Discord User ID: 286300034436300802

Spoiler: Potatoroid#1888/Allie

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/potatoplanner

Discord User ID: 288877715392561153

Spoiler: hannah#0420/Sorei

Battle.net username: killsorei#3707

Steam account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/kittyfruits/

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/killsorei

Youtube account: https://youtube.com/@SOREI

Location: New Zealand

Discord User ID: 875098677688008785

Aspiring music artist. Ganbatte hannah-chan!

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Spoiler: Dewi Sant☭#1720

Discord User ID: 819711920595664939

Spoiler: almond (pilk)#2682

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/pheebies

Discord ID: 641490207320834048

Spoiler: silly guy propaganda pusher#0396

Discord User ID: 963551803516010496

Had to censor this image as two children were present in it

Spoiler: SympathyForTheQuarians#0950

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Spoiler: JillianvsThem#1006

Discord User ID: 314447110495797248

Certified hamplanet

Spoiler: PrincessFowl#5813

Discord User ID: 571070082520711170

Spoiler: Muffin#0046

Discord User ID: 478918811559657472

Spoiler: LilyYui#1841

Spotify account: https://open.spotify.com/user/313z6hgaoo6kove5wbmiwzneiboy
Twitch account: https://m.twitch.tv/iuy193?desktop-redirect=true

Discord User ID: 263141236032929802

Spoiler: MissMoon#8361/MissMoonMage/Depresstrogen_

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/missmoonmage

Twitter account: https://twitter.com/depresstrogen_?s=21&t=Mv23QDaGQ-h6l2Uf2gvngA

Youtube account: https://youtube.com/@missmoonmage8609

Discord User ID: 182541171199967242

Spoiler: Metal Gear Guts#0997/Frank “JoJo” Snyder/SolidSnake2008/@IrregularFrank

Battle.net username: MetalGearWoW#1700

Crunchyroll username: Guts_D_Joestar

PSN username: Mobile-Suit-Guts

Reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/SolidSnake2008/

Steam account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Metal_Gear_Guts/

Tiktok account: https://www.tiktok.com/@metalgearguts

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/irregular_frank

Twitter account: https://twitter.com/irregularfrank?s=21&t=QoMuikRBaasy0sbNl9TRFw

Xbox username: Metal Gear Guts

Youtube channel: https://youtube.com/@IrregularFrank

Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)

Discord User ID: 312551010314878978

Spoiler: WillBloodworth#8144

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/willbloodworth

Discord User ID: 200418135394746369

Spoiler: 🌺Goden🌺#1454

Steam account: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199121914566

Location: Florida, United States

Discord User ID: 433741814248505352

Spoiler: RedBeard#7998

Discord User ID: 983577945853538355

Spoiler: ollie!#0429/renvibes/BeautifullyDeadly

PSN username: renvibes_

Reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/BeautifullyDeadly

Spotify account: https://open.spotify.com/user/borh7h7til4y06qbwlhggheqj

Twitch account: https://www.twitch.tv/renvibes

Discord User ID: 288823214598258688

Also congrats on reaching 3000+ pages!

 

[Procrastinhater]

So now that were (almost?) here I just have to ask...
Was this the fastest growth to 3000 pages a thread has ever had?

I know it comes and goes in fits and starts but damn this has been a ride.

I think the original Fungus Girl thread when Chris fucked his mom grew faster than this, it was over 1400 pages or some shit in a week or two.
This is the second fastest Ive ever seen though.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I genuinely don't understand how Lucas can be like "lol yeah I groomed kids" and people still support him. Is this just too many levels of irony for my normie brain? There's being contrarian because it's funny, and then there's actually being a bad person.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Why does he look so shitfaced on stream? Like he had a few shots before going live.
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She always looks haggard and lifeless, what the difference?

I think the original Fungus Girl thread when Chris fucked his mom grew faster than than this, it was over 1400 pages or some shit in a week or two.
This is the second fastest Ive ever seen though.

That or any DSP Thread normally grows the fastest.

 

[Troon Spotter]

Also here are my personal favorite quotes attached to some of these beautiful images

 

[Baraadmirer]

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TRANNY FIGHT!!!1!!!



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One of us. One of US. ONE OF US.

Petition to rebrand "doxing" on this site as "lore donations"?

 

[Manat]

On yesterdays stream Keffals was going to post a lie about Little Joel (Whoever that is) and it seems someone sent that clip to him and now there's a video with 20,000 views on Youtube addressing this, I wasn't going to address it as it seemed inconsequential but since it's gained traction:

Look kids, this is the tranny in it's natural habitat, slap fighting on twitter with tranny adjacent fags.

He is on the verge of tears because a fat man in a dress told him his friends hate him? What a disgusting retard.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

hmm.
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edit edit: DAMN TRANNER JUST DFE'd while I was archiving.

I saw kiwifarms trending and I thought "oh man who's pissed off at us now?" I don't know if it was even possible for me to consider that Luke was trying to gather info on someone he was having a pissing match with so he could do a person stream on them AND for him to call them a lolcow AND to have his army of mentally damaged men do the work for him AND to call them "turboautists" AND to do it all in public. That is fucking amazing. This truly is the year of the retard.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I'm still a Keffals newfag, but is there a backstory to why he chose the name Clara Sorrenti? Clara makes me think of Doctor Who and him thinking he is anyway near as attractive as Jenna Coleman.

I don't know but it gives the image of a 6"2 female neo nazi