Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[BoglimArchives]

I know they're retarded and all, but if they think cocaine is for stress release, that's a new kind of stupid I haven't anticipated

I mean, it can be, sure. I've had fantastic nights doing cocaine. There wasn't any stress, you just have enthusiastic conversations until 4 AM.

Edit: Lemme clarify. Some people can do drugs like a champion; Do it once or twice a year, have a great time, then let it go and go right into the gym.

Lucas, you are not that kind of person. You are a lazy retard with real psychological problems. You're the kind of person with such a tenuous grasp on willpower that you couldn't help but indulge in a week long coke binge and use it like a crutch for your anxiety or depression. I know you read this shit and I know we share a cultural background, so let me put it to you in a way we both can understand.

You can't control the liquor. The liquor controls you, Bobandy.

 

[lolwatagain]

So "M0MMYBIGDICK" Deleted the posts outing Keffals drug addiction because of a lot of pushback about making it public to dunk on Keffals.
Isablle who is Keffals editor seemingly has confirmed the addiction story further by the final sentence in this tweet:
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Keffals also somewhat confirmed it by retweeting Catboy Collectors call out post about addiction but it was un-retweeted a short while later, you'll just have to 'trust me bro' on that one though.
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Keffals just chillin' in the sky bunker like:
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Drugs are a messy business and people shouldn't dabble in them. I am unsure how Keffals would've been able to get cocaine in Northern Ireland during the 2x 3+ week holidays that happened, does EFNO have a direct line to the local dealer or something?

It's not that surprising that a local degenerate would know another degenerate who knows how to get coke in Northern Ireland.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

Best news I've heard all day.

 

[Veneraris]

I mean, it can be, sure. I've had fantastic nights doing cocaine. There wasn't any stress, you just have enthusiastic conversations until 4 AM. Meth is definitely a stress induced experience, I've seen a buddy do it and spend 15 hours cleaning his apartment. Guy was so fucked out of it that he was sweeping the parking lot with a house broom.

Well I mean, wouldn't you want to relax instead of being wired if "the evil kiwis are hunting you down"? Maybe it's more than just coke. My bet is ecstasy and molly

 

[Kees H]

It's not that surprising that a local degenerate would know another degenerate who knows how to get coke in Northern Ireland.

Wouldn't surprise me if he especially chose to go to EllenFromNowOn because he knew how to score some local drugs. Would also explain why he never left Northern Ireland. EllenFromNowOn doesn't look all too healthy either.

 

[oopsie doodle]

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Keffals looks and sounds like an aspiring necromancer's first attempt. Dead fish eyes, facial expressions of a recently deceased ham actor, sedative coma voice, pallid skin. Repulsive even in a 60 second clip. Very disrespectful.

 

[Dyn]

Well I mean, wouldn't you want to relax instead of being wired if "the evil kiwis are hunting you down"? Maybe it's more than just coke. My bet is ecstasy and molly

I don't think you understand how drugs work, friend.

 

[Owlbear]

Keffals is too much of a narcissistic sociopath to be bullied into killing himself. He'd only join the 41% at his absolute rock bottom and if he knew his suicide would ruin the lives of his current enemies.

If Keffals bit the dust, either by suicide, a cocaine OD or ODiing on coke tainted with fentanyl, Dong Long Gone, Sinsperg and the rest of the retard brigade would use his death as a way to attack Kiwifarms, and blame his death on Null, no matter what the surrounding facts are.

And this is just my opinion, but I think that Keffals really doesn't give a shit about taking down Kiwifarms. #StopKiwifarms was just a means to an end (fame and money) instead of an end.

Dong Long Gone probably does care about taking down KF, though. He has plenty of money from being a Google troon, but KF still holds the evidence of his perversion and rapiness (the "consent accident"). If Keffals joins the 41%, he will absolutely take this to his friends at various tech companies to try to get his own history scrubbed.

Hopefully ICANN, IANA, and the other apolitical internet control organizations hold strong.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Actually, it's quite the opposite. Some Twitter users are pushing back against Sasha.

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Alpha Gamer on Twitter: "There are many criticisms you can make of Ke…

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Jenn on Twitter: "@M0MMYBIGDICK heyy maybe don't send her this kind o…

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Apostate Exam on Twitter: "@M0MMYBIGDICK No fan of keffals but it is …

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ALL HAIL THE FISHMEN on Twitter: "shes practically inviting people to…

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tbh "Keffals might OD bc you said he's an addict, you monster!!!" is not something I had on my bingo card.

Good lord, are these people fucking retarded. It's not even funny anymore, it actually hurts my intelligence.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I wonder how long Keffals ODs and the remaining supporters he has try to blame us

 

[umami's milk]

THE LULZ START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING.

 

[Veneraris]

I don't think you understand how drugs work, friend.

I have never done cocaine, so yea I don't get that one. I thought it was an upper that was used for energy.

 

[Collections Agent]

People have to remember what Lucas did. He’s a fucking Hall Monitor and is responsible for deplatforming countless peopLe.

There was a time a few months ago tbh, where this dickless incel faggot literally had people afraid to say his name because Big Tech and the Media were 100% on his side. He openly tried to fuck with Josh Moon’s mom, said he would ruin the lives of every Kiwi once they were doxed and make them lose their jobs, lied about Kiwi Farms swatting and Doxing him when he knew Doxbin was the real problem….

The list goes on. Keffals complaining about “social ostrancization and sensitivity” is a fucking cosmic joke. It’s like a notorious serial rapist complaining that “rape normalization is getting out of hand, I don’t want a community where rape is ok,” to try to make money again.

This is how Lucas will try to set up his new grift. It’s all horseshit. This fucking guy deserves the worst and I genuinely mean that. He fucked with so many people and, while a useful retard that was puppeted by others, still caused huge damage for the cause of free speech online. If Lucas had his way he’d still be decided who gets to talk online, who gets their lives ruined, and who gets to know the truth.

I literally can forgive Keffals of everything except grooming kids.

Anytime someone hurts kids or animals idgaf what they do unless they explicitly apologize

 

[SenutiSolidus]

tbh "Keffals might OD bc you said he's an addict, you monster!!!" is not something I had on my bingo card.

Good lord, are these people fucking retarded. It's not even funny anymore, it actually hurts my intelligence.

The tranner twitter mob being both desperately vulnerable and needing to be protected from all forms of society while being able to collectively harass and baragain for their desires to the point they almost broke the Internet trying to kill a website is bizarre. It's like these people dont realize the power they wield.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Telling everyone that Lucas does a fuck down of drugs and drinks like a retard then getting slapped for it is just the start. Whatever that Mommybigdick thing is, it'll fall down and then the jackals will rip it apart because that's what they do. Just lucky that Lucas is FAT and takes a long time for them to eat him.

People in the thread figured out that Lucas was a junkie a long time ago anyway.

 

[etcetcetc]

So who is going to survive the longest out of Keffals and Ethan Ralph at this point? As I get the sense that Keffals is doing a speed run.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Well I mean, wouldn't you want to relax instead of being wired if "the evil kiwis are hunting you down"? Maybe it's more than just coke. My bet is ecstasy and molly

Coke is a different kind of wired. It's a productive and fun kind of wired, it's the kind of drug you'd do if you wanna build fuckin' Legos all night or something. MDMA is pretty similar, though I'd argue the after effects are significantly worse especially if you have depression. It's fine if you haven't done drugs, bud. It's preferable in most circumstances so don't even worry about it. Asking questions isn't a bad thing.

I know, not exactly a popular take to agree with Lucas, but it is what it is. I can definitely see doing a couple of lines and partying as something that reduces your anxiety about the shitshow that your current life is, but we'd have to agree that Lucas was even stressed out to begin with and all of this "fear" and "anxiety" from Kiwi Farms wasn't manufactured bullshit to draw in funds.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Telling everyone that Lucas does a fuck down of drugs and drinks like a retard then getting slapped for it is just the start. Whatever that Mommybigdick thing is, it'll fall down and then the jackals will rip it apart because that's what they do. Just lucky that Lucas is FAT and takes a long time for them to eat him.

People in the thread figured out that Lucas was a junkie a long time ago anyway.

Lucas literally said it himself. On Twitter. Several times.

 

[Great Dane]

So "M0MMYBIGDICK" Deleted the posts outing Keffals drug addiction because of a lot of pushback about making it public to dunk on Keffals.
Isablle who is Keffals editor seemingly has confirmed the addiction story further by the final sentence in this tweet:
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Keffals also somewhat confirmed it by retweeting Catboy Collectors call out post about addiction but it was un-retweeted a short while later, you'll just have to 'trust me bro' on that one though.
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Keffals just chillin' in the sky bunker like:
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Drugs are a messy business and people shouldn't dabble in them. I am unsure how Keffals would've been able to get cocaine in Northern Ireland during the 2x 3+ week holidays that happened, does EFNO have a direct line to the local dealer or something?

Sasha's apology post

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[Breadbassket]

So who is going to survive the longest out of Keffals and Ethan Ralph at this point? As I get the sense that Keffals is doing a speed run.

DSP clearly. For a serious answer, most likely Ralph at this point.