Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Punished Neco said:
Radio silence has been broken, still won't say what drug that they're addicted to (cocaine) though
View attachment 4580137
[A]
Is planning on going to rehab so things may be quiet for awhile.
View attachment 4580197
[A] Honestly I could do with a break myself, it's been hectic recently, with the speed things have been going I've been posting a tad too much the past few days. With Keffals in rehab I can lurk m0re.
Click to expand...
We should really take bets in how many hours he will be back being terminally online. KiwiBets or something.

I'd bet on him being back in less than 8 hours.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Frog The Dry Socket, fake farts, Procrastinhater and 8 others
If Lucas wasn't slightly literate with technology, I have no doubt we would already have a Creepshow Art situation on our hands.

If Lucas didn't have a thread, he would probably be a member here and a highly active one at that. I have no doubt a surprising number of these tranny threads are filled with other trannies bashing them. It's the one feature they have that most resembles real women.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: SpiceyHuman, Frog The Dry Socket, King Possum and 6 others
Punished Neco said:
Radio silence has been broken, still won't say what drug that they're addicted to (cocaine) though
View attachment 4580137
[A]
Is planning on going to rehab so things may be quiet for awhile.
View attachment 4580197
[A] Honestly I could do with a break myself, it's been hectic recently, with the speed things have been going I've been posting a tad too much the past few days. With Keffals in rehab I can lurk m0re.
Click to expand...
"I'm currently looking into inpatient rehab ... This will be my last tweet for a while."

Translation: "I've got too much heat on me right now so I'm gonna go play vidya, snort lines and come back whenever I want more crumbs of attention, see ya later losers"

He's not suddenly making a decision as hefty and important as going into rehab just because some other Twitter troon finally exposed his habit.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: LilShotaBoy, Rattus.Norvegicus, Frog The Dry Socket and 38 others
Punished Neco said:
Radio silence has been broken, still won't say what drug that they're addicted to (cocaine) though
View attachment 4580137
[A]
Is planning on going to rehab so things may be quiet for awhile.
View attachment 4580197
[A] Honestly I could do with a break myself, it's been hectic recently, with the speed things have been going I've been posting a tad too much the past few days. With Keffals in rehab I can lurk m0re.
Click to expand...
Cocaine Overdose? Something isn't adding up here.

But whatever it is I get great laughs from the likelihood that Keffals blew his legal defense/victim charity on drugs. Lucas should marry Ethan Ralph, they're basically soulmates.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Frog The Dry Socket, fake farts, Procrastinhater and 1 other person
Kuritan Deplorable said:
Y'all think the Ouroboros gets tired of eating the same thing day after day? Its gotta get stale.
Click to expand...

It's natural and the only way for advancement to occur. Nothing they do is based on merit or accomplishment. They believe that platforms and status is zero-sum, so the only way to advance upwards is to either be seen as leading the purge or be connected to the top voices and be given power by proxy. Think of the exciting parts of your life that you look forward to. This is that to them, as they were looking forward to this every time Keffals showed his arrogance and they thought they deserved his spot.

It's why they are so adamant on taking existing properties and making their character female, black, or trans. To them superman has always existed, and his time to be the avatar of white straight men is over. For equity's sake, he must now be black/trans/female/muslim. They can't create whether it be in the arts, technology, or genetically. They can only metastasize.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: bittermelon, mrpatapon, Scarface1 and 13 others
Come on guys, don't you know that when an addict says they're thinking about going into rehab you have to cut them some slack and stop yelling at them for vomiting on your couch or stealing your catalytic converter or saying 'retard' on twitter, otherwise when they don't go to rehab and keep on being a drug addict it's your fault for not supporting them.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: Sheogorath, HIVidaBoheme, marisa # and 151 others
Punished Neco said:
Radio silence has been broken, still won't say what drug that they're addicted to (cocaine) though
View attachment 4580137
[A]
Is planning on going to rehab so things may be quiet for awhile.
View attachment 4580197
[A] Honestly I could do with a break myself, it's been hectic recently, with the speed things have been going I've been posting a tad too much the past few days. With Keffals in rehab I can lurk m0re.
Click to expand...
ya know what the worst thing about drug addicts is? they constantly do this exact same thing to get sympathy. they will talk about how they need support and dont need to be mocked and shamed because that type of stuff wont make them wanna get any better. and people fall for it every single time and the addict uses this to take advantage of people until they die.

all because people are too afraid to call them out on their shit. same thing happens with autistic people funny enough. treating people like they are a frail child when they are not just gives them fucked up perceptions of the world and lets them take advantage of peoples good will towards them. keffals is right about addiction being a disease but the cure is not to just be nice about it. the cure is to hold people accountable for their actions in a way which supports them but does not let them take advantage of you.

the worst thing you could ever do with an addict especially someone like keffals who has been to rehab in the past is give them a reason to use their addictions as a crutch.

look at bam margera the dude has been to rehab many times and ends up right back at the beginning even though he has people in his life who do actually support him and want him to get better and he takes advantage of that sympathy every time because people refuse to hold him accountable for his own actions and instead make excuses for him.

keffals is the same way and i will not be surprised if keffals uses something along the lines of "recovering addict" in his twitter bio whenever he comes back because like everything else in his life its just another thing for him to add to his list of why he is more of a victim than anyone else and feed his insatiable lust for attention (and money to spend on coke it would seem)
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: LilShotaBoy, I Love Huge Long Chode, La Salpêtrière and 24 others
LikeAStone 2.0 said:
View attachment 4567624
(Archive)

TRANNY FIGHT!!!1!!!
:story::story::story:


View attachment 4567633
View attachment 4567645
(Archive)

One of us. One of US. ONE OF US.

EDIT:
Some of the highlights:
*Quite literally
Click to expand...
Get fucked Tranny, you had it coming.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Frog The Dry Socket, Procrastinhater, Drowningman and 5 others
1676852355336.png

archive.ph

keffals on Twitter: "one last thing: sorry about my erratic behavior …

archived 20 Feb 2023 00:17:26 UTC
archive.ph archive.ph
 
  • Informative
  • Lunacy
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Frog The Dry Socket, Nuns with guns, King Possum and 26 others
Punished Neco said:
Radio silence has been broken, still won't say what drug that they're addicted to (cocaine) though
View attachment 4580137
[A]
Is planning on going to rehab so things may be quiet for awhile.
View attachment 4580197
[A] Honestly I could do with a break myself, it's been hectic recently, with the speed things have been going I've been posting a tad too much the past few days. With Keffals in rehab I can lurk m0re.
Click to expand...

B-b-bb-but fear for muh lyfe, to Ireland i mus flea....?
 
  • Like
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Procrastinhater, Kees H, Drowningman and 4 others
Dyn said:
Coke gets contaminated in while it's still in wholesaler hands, generally by accidental exposure to counterfeit oxy presses or a heroin-cutting setup. Street level dealers aren't the ones doing it, there's no benefit to deliberately putting fentanyl in coke.
Click to expand...

OT: Be that as it may, that's some shit QC if they are looking for return customers.

That the scale of the problem with fentanyl and cocaine is so large, I find it difficult to believe it is being "erroneously" done in such a fashion that is leading to the reported overdoses due to contamination.

I can't accept it's primarily contaminated at the wholesale level; believe there is more malice involved TBH.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Frog The Dry Socket, sayori and Procrastinhater
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back