Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[The Hoh Rainforest]

If you were to troon out, forced at gun point or whatever, which specific cock-chop or ‘dog installation would you get?

I suppose… I’ve got quite skinny arms so would end up with a crap little d00ley dick. That would certainly be preferable to the Elephants Trunk though- and also I think you need to be kinda fat for that procedure too- ew gross if they do it on you skinny, you’d maybe end up with a little curly pigs tail.

I also would (obviously) NOT get the urethra lengthened.
I sUppose I’d get a hysterectomy and that, don’t want it just rotting away in there-
Can you get a vaginectomy without getting the urethra lengthend? It could just spurt out from behind my sad silicone balls.

It’s quite fun actually, like putting together an outfit. I can see why they like it.

(Previously I would have said metoidoplasty but they seem to have a shocking rate of complication- so everything urethra related is off the table for me)

So my kings and delicate flowers, if in some admittedly unlikely occasion a mad doctor said you had to get the chop under pain of death, which one would you go for?
(Has to be cross sex, natch no cheating)

Nullo, fuckit. I'm likely to loose sexual function no matter what butchery I choose, at least it's a one-and-done and I can still piss.

 

[Gimme the skinny]

Does getting testeplasty on my chin like a South Park episode count? Balls on chin sounds better than botched genitals.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Does getting testeplasty on my chin like a South Park episode count? Balls on chin sounds better than botched genitals.

You'll end up with the Men in Black on your ass.

 

[gorororo]

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Found this one on tumblr.

 

[Hepativore]

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Found this one on tumblr.

Did the poster get banned for it?

 

[gorororo]

Did the poster get banned for it?

Nope, and there's quite a decent amount of TERF/detrans blogs on there. I think most of the pressure comes from social shaming/anonymous harassment (a given, since it's majority women).

Spoiler: A little bit of tumblr sperging

Tumblr does have features that make it easy to regulate your experience, like hiding certain terms or tags, turning off anonymous comments, and preventing reblogs. Can lead to an enjoyable experience or echo-chamber.

I can't say for sure how the rates compare, but I've seen people deleting their own accounts more than getting banned.

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

One of the things I go back to: If you did this procedure on a dog, even if you thought you were "helping" the dog, you would probably go to jail for animal cruelty.

I think about this a lot in the case of puberty blockers. In the last couple of years, research has shown that sterilizing a dog before puberty leads to a raft of health problems later in life due to the denial of sex hormones at a a developmentally crucial age. These include (not surprisingly) bone density problems, risk of hip and elbow dysplasia, increased risk of certain cancers (lymphoma, mast cell tumor, hemangiosarcoma, osteosarcoma), poor neurological and cognitive development, et cetera. Vets are now starting to recommend you wait until like 9 months to spay or neuter a small breed dog, 16 to 18 months for a large or giant breed dog (after puberty or the first heat). Ovary-sparing spays for both dogs and cats are also becoming more common as we gain more awareness of the importance of sex hormones on general health, whereas these surgeries used to be very rare. But giving human kids puberty blockers is somehow still a fine standard of care because it's a bad world out here in Current Year.

As for a detrans flag, I haven't actually seen anyone using it. Most of them seem to use the lizard emoji to symbolize regeneration/rebirth.

 

[Aunt Carol]

So my kings and delicate flowers, if in some admittedly unlikely occasion a mad doctor said you had to get the chop under pain of death, which one would you go for?
(Has to be cross sex, natch no cheating)

Genitals aren't gendered, shitlord!

I'm going to ask him for facial piercings, a dumb haircut and a ukulele.

 

[papaya]

Comparing humans with animals is where shit gets really wild. TIMs chop off their balls and claim this makes them “intersex” or even “more female” on the “sex spectrum”. But nobody thinks that when they got Spot fixed he stopped being a male dog.

You also can’t declaw a cat in most jurisdictions now because it’s recognized that removing healthy body parts of an animal for your convenience is abusive. But parents can take their 12 year old daughter to get her breasts removed or 16 year old son to get his micro penis removed.

Surrogacy and adoption are interesting too, not to mention women who give birth while incarcerated. In all of these situations, the standard protocol is for the birth mother to give up the baby shortly after birth, they get maybe a day together at MOST. But you can’t adopt a newborn kitten or puppy because “it’s cruel to separate them from the mother so early”, “they need to breastfeed because it’s better for the health of the puppy/kitten”, etc.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Surrogacy and adoption are interesting too, not to mention women who give birth while incarcerated. In all of these situations, the standard protocol is for the birth mother to give up the baby shortly after birth, they get maybe a day together at MOST. But you can’t adopt a newborn kitten or puppy because “it’s cruel to separate them from the mother so early”, “they need to breastfeed because it’s better for the health of the puppy/kitten”, etc.

Looking at the abortion argument, the same people who say a 15-year-old shouldn't be allowed to get an abortion would never allow a girl the same age to adopt a baby.

Once a girl that age is already pregnant, there are no great options, but it's generally assumed in middle class white society that girls that age cannot be counted on to make mature decisions.

Unless, of course, they want to chop their tits off and take T.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Found the weirdest meta ever.
2 weeks post-op by dr. Özer u/melkdipje
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Spoiler: All pics on her profile

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Time went by quickly! I’m 2 weeks post-op today, damn!

Some things changed. I got a lot more wound separation on the attachment of my dick as you can see, the wounds on the sides of my balls got bigger and also the wound on the underside of my penis got somewhat bigger. I’m not really worried as I have seen a lot of examples of the healing process already. I just think it’s gross lol

I’ll spare you the close-up pictures lol, but I will maybe post the healing process once everything closes up nicely. I’m looking forward to it!

I’m trying to keep all my wounds dry with gauzes, but it gets nasty and damp under my penis really quickly. So my surgeon prescribed me some silver alginate dressings to dress my wound with, and now it’s so much better to deal with !

The pain increased the past week, mainly in my groin. Pretty weird right? Did anyone else have that? Luckily it was manageable with pain killers and lying down haha

I also noticed that I lose some weight, even though I’ve been eating a lot for a sedentary person. Pretty crazy how much energy it takes for your body to heal from surgery! I’m going to kick up my calories a notch !

I will have another check-up with my surgeon next Thursday, but I think everything is going well ! I can’t wait for the wound separation to close up and for the swelling to go down

FYI since r/metoidioplasty got banned r/metoidio has taken its place.

It almost looks like she's been using one of those clit pumps. I can't imagine what else would make it so perfectly cylindrical, but I also can't imagine using one on a fresh surgical site.

I think there was another TIF in this thread who used one too soon after surgery and ended up giving herself a fistula.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Tif gets abdominal phalloplasty.
Hates the size and it's all crooked.

Spoiler: Phallus (NSFW)

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Please help me if you had Abdominal Phalloplasty.​

I had Abdominal Phalloplasty on 2/3. My surgeon told me "looks great, fantastic." at the first following appointment after the surgery. I didn't notice that my new friend looks weird because it was swallowed badly for the first two weeks. But, now, it looks like the picture. It is unevenly attached and crooked. I am really scared about what's happening to my penis. I even don't like the length, it came out shorter than I,asked. I am getting upset. How was your penis look after surgery? Is mine normal? Or something is wrong with mine?​

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Her constant use of "new friend" instead of phallus or dick really creeps me out.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Tif gets abdominal phalloplasty.
Hates the size and it's all crooked.

Spoiler: Phallus (NSFW)

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Please help me if you had Abdominal Phalloplasty.​

I had Abdominal Phalloplasty on 2/3. My surgeon told me "looks great, fantastic." at the first following appointment after the surgery. I didn't notice that my new friend looks weird because it was swallowed badly for the first two weeks. But, now, it looks like the picture. It is unevenly attached and crooked. I am really scared about what's happening to my penis. I even don't like the length, it came out shorter than I,asked. I am getting upset. How was your penis look after surgery? Is mine normal? Or something is wrong with mine?​

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Her constant use of "new friend" instead of phallus or dick really creeps me out.

I call troll on this one.

I hate myself for this but the stitching looks too neat. Having looked at a bunch of these fuckers, there are no places where it's pulling apart or bleeding or scabby.

Feels "wrong."

 

[Accidental Protege]

Tif gets abdominal phalloplasty.
Hates the size and it's all crooked.

Spoiler: Phallus (NSFW)

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Please help me if you had Abdominal Phalloplasty.​

I had Abdominal Phalloplasty on 2/3. My surgeon told me "looks great, fantastic." at the first following appointment after the surgery. I didn't notice that my new friend looks weird because it was swallowed badly for the first two weeks. But, now, it looks like the picture. It is unevenly attached and crooked. I am really scared about what's happening to my penis. I even don't like the length, it came out shorter than I,asked. I am getting upset. How was your penis look after surgery? Is mine normal? Or something is wrong with mine?​

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Her constant use of "new friend" instead of phallus or dick really creeps me out.

"...looks great so far. "

Assuming that's not the surgeon's actual intended result, imagine being this uninformed about the life-saving experimental medical procedure you're getting done.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I call troll on this one.

I hate myself for this but the stitching looks too neat. Having looked at a bunch of these fuckers, there are no places where it's pulling apart or bleeding or scabby.

Feels "wrong."

Yeah, I was actually going to say that aside from the whole "completely off-center" issue, this one looks pretty good. I think we've all become desensitized. Really, the pedicled flap is the only method that should be used for this kind of thing.

Also, note the female body habitus.

 

[batteredpancakes]

This one's hilarious!!

Spoiler: manlet

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10 days post-op AMA

Spoiler: Captions

I had ALT February 9th with Dr. Crane which included UL and scrotoplasty. Previously had delayed flap and vaginectomy September 22, 22.
my thique bebe

Imagine having to walk around with that.

Spoiler: image

that arm/phallus ratio.

 

[AfghanBlue]

One of the things I go back to: If you did this procedure on a dog, even if you thought you were "helping" the dog, you would probably go to jail for animal cruelty.

How many other human medical procedures would send you to jail if you were to do them on a dog?

I was gonna say, LOL you'd get some insane TRA dog owner, who has one of those bitches that tries to mount other dogs for some reason, demanding a dogrotdog installation!
but then., i remember a horrible post from ages ago- i think maybe from China- where they were trying some of these surgical techniques out on dogs? compete with extremely gory pictures? Does anyone else remember this?
it was, imho, actually the most fucked thing by quite a distance to be posted on this thread, and that's obv some achievement

 

[batteredpancakes]

I was gonna say, LOL you'd get some insane TRA dog owner, who has one of those bitches that tries to mount other dogs for some reason, demanding a dogrotdog installation!
but then., i remember a horrible post from ages ago- i think maybe from China- where they were trying some of these surgical techniques out on dogs? compete with extremely gory pictures? Does anyone else remember this?
it was, imho, actually the most fucked thing by quite a distance to be posted on this thread, and that's obv some achievement

Yeah I posted it (extreme NSFL warning for below).

I've found another fucked up research paper about a group of Chinese Plastic surgeons experimenting on human female cadavers and female dogs for a new phalloplasty technique involving using muscles from the thigh.

(I've edited this way down and with simpler language to be far more readable; here's the original)
10 fresh cadavers were dissected to assess the availability of thigh muscles for building a functional penis. 11 mongrel female dogs were also involved in the penile reconstruction surgery. The neophallus consisted of thigh muscles for the penis, a right thigh skin sheet as the neourethra, and a lower abdominal sheet with an abdominal sheath as the skin envelope and padding for the urethra.

The dogs were assessed for function after 7 months.

The size created from the muscles were sufficient to yield a nearly normal appearance of the penis in the cadavers and animal studies. The muscles cause enough stiffness to accomplish normal coitus. Tissue studies showed an intact neourethra and nearly normal muscle structure in the inner layer of the canine neopenis, except for significantly increased amount of collagen fibers and type I/III collagen ratio in the outer layer of the neopenis.

Spoiler: Phallo Surgery on a human cadaver (Very NSFW)

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Spoiler: Phallo surgery on a Dog (NSFW)

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Spoiler: Drawing of the cross section of the neophallus

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Basically it goes skin, then fat, then muscle, then a thigh muscle sheet for the urethra.

Spoiler: Dog erection test using electrostimulation (NSFW)

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This uses tetanic contraction so basically just regular muscle tensing.

Spoiler: Video of Female Dog with a Dick

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I am disgusted. Poor Chinese women. Poor Dogs.
I'm gonna go have a drink.

I never archived the article so here it is.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Tif gets abdominal phalloplasty.
Hates the size and it's all crooked.

Spoiler: Phallus (NSFW)

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Please help me if you had Abdominal Phalloplasty.​

I had Abdominal Phalloplasty on 2/3. My surgeon told me "looks great, fantastic." at the first following appointment after the surgery. I didn't notice that my new friend looks weird because it was swallowed badly for the first two weeks. But, now, it looks like the picture. It is unevenly attached and crooked. I am really scared about what's happening to my penis. I even don't like the length, it came out shorter than I,asked. I am getting upset. How was your penis look after surgery? Is mine normal? Or something is wrong with mine?​

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Her constant use of "new friend" instead of phallus or dick really creeps me out.

That's a cattywampus kielbasa alright. Tough luck.

"New friend" makes me think of like, Victorian gothic horror. It's kind of chilling.

 

[Poop Shoot]

This one's hilarious!!

Spoiler: manlet

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10 days post-op AMA

Spoiler: Captions

I had ALT February 9th with Dr. Crane which included UL and scrotoplasty. Previously had delayed flap and vaginectomy September 22, 22.
my thique bebe

Imagine having to walk around with that.

Spoiler: image

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that arm/phallus ratio.

Jesus Wept