Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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LikeAStone 2.0 said:
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That's not an "L", folks...
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That's a dubya!

All of this chaos really reiterates how effective Kiwi Farms really is. KF users don't need to do anything. All they have to do is sit back, crack open a beer and just witness the self destructing nature of these lolcows. They eventually fall apart, crash and burn in hilarious fashion. Lucas Roberts was already destined to be the biggest lolcow on the internet so far. It was not a matter of "if" but only "when" will Lucas and his movement would collapse into a fiery abyss of autism and retardation.

It took a few months of Lucas proclaiming victory to him being a drug addled wreck with everyone in the movement cancelling him. His follower count diminished, his "friends" abandoned him, and now he is shooting heroin into his veins, losing his troonshine business as a result. All of this happened without any outside help.

All I can say is:

Conglaturation, Lucas John Roberts.
Because of your hypersensitive behavior and your incredible amounts of ineptitude, not only did you fail to take down KF, but you managed to destroy yourself in the process. You managed to drive away every ally for your endless thirst for attention. This is the ending you wanted. Now you've got it, and unfortunately, life ain't a video game. There is no way to go back to the beginning to choose a different ending.
 
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Keffals is trying to be the "based" tranny to get in with people who are too scared to admit trannies are disgusting and it will probably work since none of them will speak up about how keffals is a child groomer sex pervert and instead just act like they are the rational ones defending him from the cancel mob.
 
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The spin has now kicked into turbo. Tranny was sexual creep to another tranny in dms?! Now this SHOCKS me.
As Islamic as these dms are, they aren't "dude tries to weaponize his own subreddit in hypocritical fashion, gets called out by his own moderators" levels of hilariously pathetic.
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Finally caught up, but are these DMs even particularly damning for a sexual predator? The victim is pretty openly flirting back.
 
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
By "hospital heroin" Lucas means pharmacological heroin--that comes in vials and ampoules used for anesthesia--that has been diverted to the black market. It appears that Lucas has deleted many of his older heroin-related tweets. In one--apparently deleted--tweet Lucas described his "drug of choice" as heroin. Also, recall that his embezzlement from the Communist Party was apparently motivated by opiate/opioid addiction. Lucas has a long history of heroin abuse.
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Well that explains why Lucas has no problem telling kids to inject themselves with weird drugs. He wouldn't ask a child to anything he hasn't done himself.
 
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
Lucas may be using cocaine. If he is doing so it is in combination with heroin--not at the same time though. I was going to download and edit the relevant video, but at 6+ hours it is too long to download and edit given my spare time at the present. If you watch the video that the below images are taken from you will see that this isn't someone under the influence of cocaine. To me, it appears to be a person on smack.

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Lucas did not have the funds for cocaine addiction and repeated overdoses when he was younger. Cocaine toxicity with fatal and near-fatal consequences is possible[1] but it is not likely to be what Lucas is referring to above. Most people who overdose on cocaine generally take themselves to the emergency department because they can do so, they are conscious and ambulatory and generally don't describe themselves as "almost dying". They are agitated, sweating profusely, in delirium, and tachycardic but don't subjectively feel that they are near death. Certainly, they feel distressed and confused but don't feel that their life is slipping away. The near-death that Lucas is referring to is the loss of consciousness that comes from a heroin overdose. The "phenomenology" or first-person subjective experience of a person experiencing a cocaine overdose is "I am losing my mind". That of the person's experiencing a heroin overdose is "I am going to die", just before slipping out of consciousness. The sentiment that comes with post-naloxone revival of the person that had overdosed on heroin is "I almost died."

We don't need to speculate, Lucas tells us himself.

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By "hospital heroin" Lucas means pharmacological heroin--that comes in vials and ampoules used for anesthesia--that has been diverted to the black market. It appears that Lucas has deleted many of his older heroin-related tweets. In one--apparently deleted--tweet Lucas described his "drug of choice" as heroin. Also, recall that his embezzlement from the Communist Party was apparently motivated by opiate/opioid addiction. Lucas has a long history of heroin abuse.

With his financial windfall, Lucas has gone back to using smack. He has the money--at least for now--to buy cocaine so he probably said to himself, "Why the fuck not?". But this is not a return to what he knows best and prefers most. Judging from his on-stream behavior I suspect he is using cocaine on the comedown from heroin. If he is indeed gambling he is most likely doing so when he is high on heroin. Heroin (and other opioids and opiates) fill you with an unreasonable sense of optimism and simultaneously impair your judgment. Gambling whilst high feels good and sensible.

Lucas doesn't say he is addicted to heroin because heroin addiction has a stigma like no other drug. The term "junkie" is derogatory.

If he is using heroin and cocaine and gambling he is going to burn through the 100K CAD very quickly.
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This does explain the sudden disappearance of the fiance. Keffals starts the slapfight with the Farms, collects 100k, then gets back into drugs on the back of the financial windfall. Fiance is probably aware of their past, looked past it, but this is crossing a line and so they fuck off, which causes Keffals to begin spiraling. It would all add up.
 
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I just remembered that 12+ hour stream he did out of nowhere after his Twitter break a few months ago. It wasn't billed as a 12 hour stream, he was probably high.

Okay so: opiates / cocaine (implied by Keffals) / heroin (or at least hospital heroin based on his deleted tweets) / nicotine / probably psych meds / HRT. He's possibly taking a mix of these at the same time. I assume he drinks and smokes weed although nothing dramatic. Also we could have gambling addiction.

He needs the rehab where they take your phone away and stay all over you. He can certainly afford it!
 
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cant fucking wait until the inevitable wave of dumbasses being like "orghmahgod, Keffals is an addict guys, stop the crusade!!! The addict card has been played and if we carry on criticizing this asshole for being a grifter and things our own ideology tells us should be hypocritical we might, *gasp* come off as Ableist!!!!" (Or whatever word of the week theyre using now)
 
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Sapphixys Shitty Panties said:
Drug dealers for the most part don't want their customers dead, because A. No one will trust their shit, & B. You lose a customer's money.
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To quote Keith Humphreys, this wasn't true for tobacco and it's not true for street drugs. Dealers don't need their customers to live forever because each one that lives on is literally addicted. They won't substitute, they can't go elsewhere. It doesn't matter if you lose a few because the ones that remain will still purchase your shit daily.

Today's cokehead is tomorrow's methed-out tweaker. Can't wait to see this bitch fight a few mailboxes in true London, Ontario style.
 
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NIGGO KILLA said:
Is it a-loggy to hope for an OD?
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It depends on the cow. If their worse crime is being shit at video games or they call everyone "child" when they get angry, absolutely.

In Lucas's case, watching him OD would be like the final cut scene in GTA San Andreas where Tenpenny's crawling out of the wrecked firetruck begging for help as he slowly dies and everyone nearby just stands there and watches as they think of all the shit he put them through. At the end of the day, he's got nobody to blame but himself.
 
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