Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[A-Stump]

I wonder if columbaria have some security features to prevent that sort of thing. Like maybe they are actually opened from behind. Or those fasteners at the corners could require a special tool - they look like they have two holes at the centers, so maybe they require a spanner screwdriver to remove. That kind of screw drive is listed on Wikipedia among the tamper resistant ones.

I do agree it would be too much. Weens didn't release the black tape so I figure they won't disturb the gravesite. Maybe Sockness would be willing to try something.

If you're seriously going to sit here and discuss the logistics of robbing someone's grave I think you need a break

 

[King Kiwi]

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They share the same vault. Found on findagrave.com I’d imagine it’s a pre-need, so it should be paid for. Just open the vault up and slide her ashes next to Bob. I’m honestly amazed some grade A ween hasn’t tried breaking in to steal his ashes yet.

I'm surprised people don't lurk more.

Myself included.

If you're seriously going to sit here and discuss the logistics of robbing someone's grave, I think you need a break.

 

[BScCollateral]

If he ends up being a hobo, I'm pretty certain that he will eventually murder someone out of frustration and spent the rest of his life behind bars. I don't think he is the type to commit suicide.

My understanding is hobos work.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

I wonder if columbaria have some security features to prevent that sort of thing.

I support the non-desacration league. Don't think about kids, Donald.

Just: no.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I support the non-desacration league. Don't think about kids, Donald.

Just: no.

Yeah, I think you'd have to be really messed up to try it and the payoff is minimal because all you get is ashes that you can't even prove the provenance of. I'd edit out the mention of the tool but it's already been quoted, so whatever.

 

[TruthSeekingDaimon]

What is supposed to happen to Chris's corpse when he dies?

 

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What is supposed to happen to Chris's corpse when he dies?

Stuffed and mounted.

 

[BScCollateral]

What is supposed to happen to Chris's corpse when he dies?

Mütter Museum.

 

[Ophelia]

What is supposed to happen to Chris's corpse when he dies?

Ashes mixed with Barb’s, of course.

 

[King Metalia]

What is supposed to happen to Chris's corpse when he dies?

I suppose it's too much to ask for a tasteful dignified Burial?

 

[Little Pigboy]

I suppose it's too much to ask for a tasteful dignified Burial?

 

[RodgerDodger]

What is supposed to happen to Chris's corpse when he dies?

Have you heard of a thing called a Potters Field?

 

[Kirby]

What is supposed to happen to Chris's corpse when he dies?

 

[AnOminous]

Stuffed and mounted.

That's what he did to Barb already though.

 

[CFC-12]

I don't think would like to think no ween is fucked up enough to try and desecrate someone's grave like that. At the very least Bob deserves to rest in peace, I feel.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think would like to think no ween is fucked up enough to try and desecrate someone's grave like that. At the very least Bob deserves to rest in peace, I feel.

Are you retarded? Have you even seen the level of weens that exist today? The last big one was Isabella Loretta Janke who literally tried to get one of her friends to fuck him on camera so she could blackmail him with the video and try to get him to commit suicide.

 

[A-Stump]

I don't think would like to think no ween is fucked up enough to try and desecrate someone's grave like that. At the very least Bob deserves to rest in peace, I feel.

If someone did we'd be the first to hear about it and we'd have to debate if robbing someone's grave is totally cool or if it's taking a-logging too far

 

[Vulkan]

I don't think would like to think no ween is fucked up enough to try and desecrate someone's grave like that. At the very least Bob deserves to rest in peace, I feel.

Never underestimate how low autistic losers will go to get a glimmer of attention online

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I suppose it's too much to ask for a tasteful dignified Burial?

Not words I'd associate with Chris. If Chris had the money for that, instead of a headstone, he'd demand a life statue of him and sonichu holding hands like the statue of Walt Disney and Mickey Mouse at Disneyland.

Never underestimate how low autistic losers will go to get a glimmer of attention online

Just like Chris. He 'influenced' a new gen of autistic losers.

 

[draggs]

Cremation probably. Whatever is cheapest