Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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Usually what I do with hashbrowns is I strain them and then wad them up in paper towels then ring them out and set them out to dry for a couple minutes. To me it seemed like using a dishtowel would contaminate then with fabrics and make them kind of hairy, but if it’s viable than Jack did nothing wrong and that’s a mistake on my part.
Think that's more of a matter of the quality of the towel itself, you definitely run more of a risk of getting wet paper in your hash browns using your method versus using a decent dish towel
 
There's things he does that are legit stupid but... the hash browns aren't necessarily part of this.

i get unnecessarily angry at the way he says "hash brauns?"

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Utter and avoidable lunacy. Just do as every geriatric person and eat the damn bugs pills Jack.
I have heard of no one having a second stroke after getting dialed in with blood thinners and blood pressure medication...
Okay, you may bleed to death if you get a knock on your head, but I would rather be dead than a potato.

Maybe the stroke was hemorrhagic this time? If there is no lasting damage, they just need to remove the thrombus and dial in medication.
If there was lasting damage... who knows. Maybe he just missed the time window for stroke treatment. It wouldn't be Jack without some bullshit.

This exact scenario happened to a family member. Hx of a fib and me handicap valve due to rheumatic heart disease. Had a tia. Was on Coumadin and Lisinopril and what can I assume is also beta blockers for the a fib. Had a stroke within a year of the tia, went into cardiac arrest at work. Spent two months in the hospital before dying.

Just to add, this person also refused any sort of medical help even though he had obvious heart failure symptoms as well. He actively ignored everything.

So yes, you can have a stroke on blood thinners and other meds.
 
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Usually what I do with hashbrowns is I strain them and then wad them up in paper towels then ring them out and set them out to dry for a couple minutes. To me it seemed like using a dishtowel would contaminate then with fabrics and make them kind of hairy, but if it’s viable than Jack did nothing wrong and that’s a mistake on my part.
If you use a terry cloth kind of towel then yes. If you use a smooth, lint free kind you wind up avoiding most of that. It's also why I suggested cheese cloth.

i get unnecessarily angry at the way he says "hash brauns?"

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Fucking hash browns can be just about any form of potato that's been pan fried or put on the flat top. Diner hash browns are the ones that are crispy and shredded but there's the other kinds where the potatoes are boiled and then laid out on the flat top to brown a bit on the bottom. Usually they're served with stuff like onions or peppers.
 
If you use a terry cloth kind of towel then yes. If you use a smooth, lint free kind you wind up avoiding most of that. It's also why I suggested cheese cloth.
flour sack towels for the win!
I have a few dedicated to taters and cucumbers when I need to wring em out but they are the best investment ever. From cooking, cleaning to emergency cloth diapers. Then when they get gross they become shop towels.
 
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flour sack towels for the win!
I have a few dedicated to taters and cucumbers when I need to wring em out but they are the best investment ever. From cooking, cleaning to emergency cloth diapers lol. Then when they get gross they become shop towels lol.
Flour sack towels are some of the best out there. People used to make clothes and quilts from them which is why during the Great Depression they were patterned. You can buy them in bulk and they last a good amount of time. Nothing but good things to be said about towels made from flour sacks.
 
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Jack's recent videos range anywhere from 3k views (boring Assembling With Jack content) to about 50k (viral Jack Horror content). I'm going to split the difference at 10k because Jack has way more videos that barely break 3k views. This means about 1,000 views per video are subscribers, which compared to his supposed subscriber count of 513k is less than 0.2% engagement. So either Strokebrain thought this made his channel look good, or whoever tweeted this for him thought it did - I can't tell which one would be funnier.
 
Could someone confirm this location? Maybe even what floor on what side
Were I a betting man, this would be the view from the other side:
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That's TriStar Skyline Medical Center, as mentioned by another poster here:
Nah he's been identified (and confirmed) by some Foodjacks that he is currently warded at Tristar Skyline Medical Center in Nashville. The location was doxxed by Qarolyn Flanders' Facebook post about a Lexus covered in ice and the mention about seeing that "outside an ER".
 
Could someone confirm this location? Maybe even what floor on what side

Sure, why not. It's already been confirmed he's at Tristar Skyline Medical Center in Nashville. Based on the picture he took with the glass triangular dome in the foreground, I'd say he's located in the front of the building looking out, possibly on the 2nd or 3rd floor.

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Also he's a fucking retard; you can easily and safely not worry about frozen food for at least 3 or so months if your freezer, be it industrial or family made isn't shit and you stored the stuff competently. I'm not bothering with his channel anymore.
This is one of my pet peeves from these YouTube critics. They talk all this shit about Jack, about how Jack doesn't know anything, how they're a professional chef or that they're smarter than Jack, then they go and say the stupidest shit. August the Duck is the absolute worst when it comes to this. He saw Kay crack an egg that had a little red dot that looked like blood and freaked out about Kay using weird crazy eggs. Sorry August, that egg came out of a chicken's pussy it's going to some times have weird stuff like that. He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too. These fucking loud ass mongoloids.
 
Usually what I do with hashbrowns is I strain them and then wad them up in paper towels then ring them out and set them out to dry for a couple minutes. To me it seemed like using a dishtowel would contaminate then with fabrics and make them kind of hairy, but if it’s viable than Jack did nothing wrong and that’s a mistake on my part.
You don't use a terry cloth, you use a clean linen cloth. Personally I use paper towels in a strainer. The super strength paper towels don't fall apart.
 
This is one of my pet peeves from these YouTube critics. They talk all this shit about Jack, about how Jack doesn't know anything, how they're a professional chef or that they're smarter than Jack, then they go and say the stupidest shit. August the Duck is the absolute worst when it comes to this. He saw Kay crack an egg that had a little red dot that looked like blood and freaked out about Kay using weird crazy eggs. Sorry August, that egg came out of a chicken's pussy it's going to some times have weird stuff like that. He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too. These fucking loud ass mongoloids.
I'm surprised nobody brought up that effeminate gook Uncle Roger. That faggot is fucking annoying.
 
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