Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Falcon Sebben]

it's right there on the website:

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he expects 'investors' to step up and fund his company for him.

As far as I understand brothels will send a fucking limo to pick you up if you call them, drive you down there and back in style. Why is his version any different?

also the industry is full of men who do "gay for pay" work
his talk about how "brothels refuse to hire LGBT" is laughably retarded

He might be going back to many moons ago when the AIDS panic was all over the place and gay or bi men were in effect banned from a lot of industries when it was still a gay disease.

Would Russtard be that surprised that a lot of the women he's seen in brothels do other women and in some cases prefer it because it's not just about the sex act?

Russell's dream of owning a brothel has been compared to a child wanting to own a candy shop, and the comparison really shows with Russell only offering straight female or gay male prostitutes, almost as if HE has no use for lesbians or straight men.

I guess you're out of luck if you're a lesbian wanting a lesbian prostitute or a straight woman wanting a straight male prostitute, but a chad getting paid to fuck would make Russell too jealous. All those women walking up to Russell at the front desk saying "Here's another $$$$ for Chad, the one with chiseled abs and a big dick! How far in advance do I have to set my reservation?"

His dream layout for the Mile High Neon honestly looks like a the future liberals want meme with it's layout of "Whoring our your 18 year old daughter room, whoring our your 18 year old daughter room, whoring out your 18 year old daughter room, gay male room.
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P.S. Why do two girls at the top share a bathroom but one girl and the gay male get their own private bathrooms?

I like the "Piano" addition...how classy. Maybe the person playing it is wearing a tuxedo and has a bowl to gather tips in? I mean, if you're trying to attract upscale clientele you can't have music playing over a sound system, it MUST be live. Maybe if the customers are lucky Crusty Rusty will occasionally cut in and favor them with a few tunes? Just imagine visiting, wooing a smoking hot 10 (hooker) while Hustle Greer tickles the ol' ivories? What a memorable moment.

It's a bit of a stretch but I'm reminded of a... kinda series of books by Spider Robinson that partially take place in the best brothel in the world in New York City of all places. The whores are referred to as "artists", they get lots of money, two months vacation and the lounge is like the greatest party you've ever seen all the time to the point where some folk just go there to have a good time and never go up to the rooms. It's connected to his other better known novels about Callahan's Crosstime Saloon. It's the piano player, lounge and all that that feels like maybe he read these books as a younger person and internalized it as being the greatest brothel possible where everybody can get laid, it costs what you can afford and has a billionaire who's basically funding it which explains why it's so over the top special.

If anybody is interested in reading it just be warned there's a lot of puns. I mean a lot. Hell the second and final book in the series is "Lady Slings the Booze". Okay that's more of a Spoonerism but you get the point.

 

[Russketeer]

As far as I understand brothels will send a fucking limo to pick you up if you call them, drive you down there and back in style. Why is his version any different?

They will but it's like a strip club where if you come in their free limo you are a true "mark" and all prices will be jacked up accordingly. I think the difference lies with Russ that limos plus price ceiling = better.

There WAS a male prostitute working out of the then Heidi Fliess owned Shady Lady he was there to service men and women and only lasted a few weeks because he got very few possibly even zero customers. I think Heidi's laundry mat was more profitable than her Nevada Legal brothel investments.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

It would make sense for him to open a sex shop, and he could get AV actresses to come and sign shit. They might be more inclined to suck him his penis then, since he's the owner, and they're whores.

 

[The Great Citracett]

It would make sense for him to open a sex shop, and he could get AV actresses to come and sign shit. They might be more inclined to suck him his penis then, since he's the owner, and they're whores.

Plus he wouldn't have to try suing Lance Gilman for the land to build it on, or keep harassing Guinasso, or bugging college girls to gather signatures.

When I first saw the name "Intimate Dealings" I immediately thought "sex shop." He could probably just rent any vacant storefront to open it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ is desperate to keep the brothel system alive. Being told "no" by women who by definition aren't very picky has to gall him to his core. I think he finally figured he was being charged the asshole tax and it pissed him off to no end, because he hasn't been as open about how much he's paying for sex recently. I agree with posters who said he didn't realize he was drastically overcharged for the Olive Garden sexless hooker date until we pointed it out.

Calling it now: If Nevada decides to just decriminalize prostitution across the board and do away with the brothels, Russ is going to have an epic meltdown and sue to keep the system in place.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Being told "no" by women who by definition aren't very picky has to gall him to his core. I think he finally figured he was being charged the asshole tax and it pissed him off to no end, because he hasn't been as open about how much he's paying for sex recently.

The mere fact he needs to go to a hooker is bad enough. All he has to do is lower his standards and I'm sure he'd be able to get a roll in the hay with some slightly-below average woman for next to nothing. He's no catch so him demanding that he only deserves 9's and 10's makes no sense. And looking at the women he follows most of them are 8's or lower on a good day with full on makeup and lighting. They'd be closer to a 5 or 6 first thing in the morning. If you ever want a laugh look at the pictures of porn stars without makeup. Some of them take the term "old and busted" to a whole new meaning but they look amazing once they're made up.

I agree with posters who said he didn't realize he was drastically overcharged for the Olive Garden sexless hooker date until we pointed it out.

If he can't figure out that he was on the clock from the moment they shook hands then that's on him for being a fucking dumbass. Besides she knew what she was doing. She ran down the clock to keep from having to do anything with him.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This girl here has commented "interested" on being cast in the upcoming smash hit rom-com.

Private profile, and I don't have Instagram. But could Russ be her ticket to stardom?

 

[DrJonesHat]

If he can't figure out that he was on the clock from the moment they shook hands then that's on him for being a fucking dumbass. Besides she knew what she was doing. She ran down the clock to keep from having to do anything with him.

That was fucking hilarious. The first thing any john learns is that the clock starts from the minute you say "hello." Most sex workers are actually sympathetic towards first timers, and if the guy is polite, they're happy to explain the rules. The hooker he hired in SLC who ran up the tab with booze so she wouldn't have to fuck him was also a heroine we don't deserve.

 

[Drowningman]

I get the only private message too on flutterbrows but her profile photo shows she is quite average in looks.
I also checked another of the photo of dbc Yuna other account and it seems our goblin is going all out to get her.
He sure dosen't know when to stop.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

The girls aren’t going to want to fuck the customers in the rooms they actually live in.

Are you sick of The Man forcing you back to the office to do your job? We are offering numerous work from home opportunities - flexible hours, flexible positions.

 

[Po's Cootah]

The mere fact he needs to go to a hooker is bad enough. All he has to do is lower his standards and I'm sure he'd be able to get a roll in the hay with some slightly-below average woman for next to nothing. He's no catch so him demanding that he only deserves 9's and 10's makes no sense. And looking at the women he follows most of them are 8's or lower on a good day with full on makeup and lighting. They'd be closer to a 5 or 6 first thing in the morning. If you ever want a laugh look at the pictures of porn stars without makeup. Some of them take the term "old and busted" to a whole new meaning but they look amazing once they're made up.


If he can't figure out that he was on the clock from the moment they shook hands then that's on him for being a fucking dumbass. Besides she knew what she was doing. She ran down the clock to keep from having to do anything with him.

There's this great proverb here... "Beggars are not choosers".

 

[DrJonesHat]

There's this great proverb here... "Beggars are not choosers".

Except Russ doesn't think he's begging. He thinks the universe OWES him a hot chick because it broke his face and he'd be a big shot Hollywood music producer/movie producer/all around stud if it weren't for that. He's flat out said he's being denied fame solely because he has a visible disability.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Just remember, any time rusty says “meet” he’s using john terminology

A meet is what he believes is a date, ie sex for money

 

[Drowningman]

That girl who is interested in his"film project" is in for a rude awakening when Russ tries to woo her and she will regret answering his post.

 

[DumbDude43]

That girl who is interested in his"film project" is in for a rude awakening when Russ tries to woo her and she will regret answering his post.

he obviously wants to create a 'casting couch' scenario for himself but he doesn't have the one thing that these scenarios need to work in the first place: the ability to advance the girls careers. if your plan is to get pussy like weinstein, you first have to become an influential millionaire industry giant like weinstein, otherwise it doesn't work.

will some girl actually fall for his stories, and believe his grandiose talk about how his genius script will definitely soon be picked up by hollywood and get on the big screen? seems unlikely, but there are some remarkably stupid people out there, so never say never i guess

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Are you sick of The Man forcing you back to the office to do your job? We are offering numerous work from home opportunities - flexible hours, flexible positions.

Except Russ doesn't think he's begging. He thinks the universe OWES him a hot chick because it broke his face and he'd be a big shot Hollywood music producer/movie producer/all around stud if it weren't for that. He's flat out said he's being denied fame solely because he has a visible disability.

Yeah except can you name me a famous song writer as in somebody who only writes songs? And if so could you recognize them on the street? No of course not because like studio musicians they make their living doing stuff for other people. Some of them are really good at it. And others, like the people who made Rebecca Black famous, are scum of the highest order. It's rare to find somebody who is a music writing machine who also sings, plays instruments and all that. But for every Prince, David Bowie or Paul McCartney you have a thousand people like Russtard who are trying to get their music produced. There's so many garage bands out there that would be able to be signed right now if it wasn't for the fact that they're a dime a dozen.

Russtard's attempts at writing music are pathetic as he doesn't have a good ear for melody, his hooks are non-existent and his lyrics are something an AI program could come up with.

That girl who is interested in his"film project" is in for a rude awakening when Russ tries to woo her and she will regret answering his post.

He'll suggest they meet at Starbucks. She'll walk in, see him sitting there in his suit and half drunk Caramel Mochafrappalappadappachino with extra whip then pretend she's just there to get a coffee and leave.

His only choice in this case is to wear a face mask and apologize to her that his voice is gone due to having laryngitis and he'll have to write out what he wants to say on his phone. Of course the moment she hears his voice and sees his face without the mask she's gonna bail.

 

[DrJonesHat]

A meet is what he believes is a date, ie sex for money

"Date" is also hooker-speak for meeting with a prostitute for sex, and Russ has made several statements that indicate he thinks it's an actual date. He's said prostitution is how he dates since he's disabled. Because of this fundamental misunderstanding, he's done some very bizarre and creepy things to the sex worker's he's seen. The most notable is when he booked some poor girl at one of the brothels and started harassing guys on her Facebook telling them she was taken and they needed to back off. He was genuinely mystified when she got pissed at him and cancelled his booking. She did refund his money as I recall, so he didn't have grounds to sue. Not sure if she was the one he said had AIDS, but shortly thereafter Hof banned him for a while. Pretty much every time he scrapes together enough cash to go see a hooker, he bugs her for weeks before the appointment, and gets even worse afterwards and really doesn't understand why the girl won't talk to him for free. It's fun for us, but spare a thought to the sex workers who have to put up with him.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"Date" is also hooker-speak for meeting with a prostitute for sex, and Russ has made several statements that indicate he thinks it's an actual date. He's said prostitution is how he dates since he's disabled. Because of this fundamental misunderstanding, he's done some very bizarre and creepy things to the sex worker's he's seen. The most notable is when he booked some poor girl at one of the brothels and started harassing guys on her Facebook telling them she was taken and they needed to back off. He was genuinely mystified when she got pissed at him and cancelled his booking. She did refund his money as I recall, so he didn't have grounds to sue. Not sure if she was the one he said had AIDS, but shortly thereafter Hof banned him for a while. Pretty much every time he scrapes together enough cash to go see a hooker, he bugs her for weeks before the appointment, and gets even worse afterwards and really doesn't understand why the girl won't talk to him for free. It's fun for us, but spare a thought to the sex workers who have to put up with him.

That's also basically his Lana West saga too.

The one where she charged $$$$ per hour and he only brought $$$ despite being fully aware of her prices. He threw a tantrum and whined and shuffled between brothels until he got something from the new girl at KitKat Ranch.

Then it was discovered he was basically stalking and bothering Lana constantly for at least the month before his visit on both Twitter and Instagram, including the 2 weeks she was on vacation in Mexico. Then for added hilarity, the mystery dollar amounts were revealed to be $1500 and $300.

 

[ScooterL]

Why is his version any different?

Because effort, and he's disabled. Stop discriminating him.

women he's seen in brothels do other women and in some cases prefer it because it's not just about the sex act

Sex with Russ could turn any woman lesbian.

his lyrics are something an AI program could come up with

You take that back, an AI program would do better.

Spoiler: "I get you, Taylor Swift" by an AI

Verse 1
When your heart broke through
Taylor were no longer a friend
Now I know Taylor only hide behind
Taylor can trade a life for everything under the sun

Pre-Chorus
With every gentle touch Taylor tell me what a love I have to share
It must be cause honey Taylor are what I always knew

Chorus
Dinner, Taylor were great
We can go back to mine if Taylor want to
I covered Taylor in paint

Verse 2
I feel in my mind
I feel in my soul
Have sat there looking out of the windows
Wonder if Taylor could bring them down

Pre-Chorus
It has been a few months since I met Taylor
Now I just come on down

Chorus
Dinner, Taylor were great
We can go back to mine if Taylor want to
I covered Taylor in paint


Bridge
No one in the world, had a love as sweet as Taylor
Now all I can think about when I have Taylor near me, is loving Taylor

Chorus
Dinner, Taylor were great
We can go back to mine if Taylor want to
I covered Taylor in paint

Created by TheseLyricsDoNotExist.com generation number #10237979

 

[DrJonesHat]

That's also basically his Lana West saga too.

The one where she charged $$$$ per hour and he only brought $$$ despite being fully aware of her prices. He threw a tantrum and whined and shuffled between brothels until he got something from the new girl at KitKat Ranch.

Then it was discovered he was basically stalking and bothering Lana constantly for at least the month before his visit on both Twitter and Instagram, including the 2 weeks she was on vacation in Mexico. Then for added hilarity, the mystery dollar amounts were revealed to be $1500 and $300.

At some point, he got called out on wasting Lana's time, and his response was she should have fucked him for $300 because it was better than nothing. As always, when Russ does something wrong, he figures out some bullshit way to make himself the victim. Seriously, despite agreeing on $1500, he thought SHE was being unreasonable by demanding he stick to the agreement.