Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cynthia Behave]

So what is an anarcho-communist doing in Nick's locals chat?

The weird mix of spergs in his locals needs to be the subject of some kind of scientific study...

So, I've been thinking a lot about this. I think it breaks down something like this:

30% : Working Class/Service Class White "Everymen":

Mad as fuck. No unions anymore, bullied by corporations. A few are pretty scary (see MrStirFry99 who's actually working for the ski place), but most are just rote angry men [insert whatever racism, sexism, gun-obsessed, conspiracy theorist, whatever u care for]. They tend to be in their 40s-50s. Some have really rough lives, tbh. Genuinely, There was a convo among three semi truckers recently. Broke my heart. These companies have them by the throat.

[In fact, I'd guess that the average age of Nick's Locals is around 42 which is pretty old, considering Locals is a new-ish platform.]

20%: Something Something Gamers/Techie Millennial Men + RachelTheRiviter :

Not my lane. Weird ass Millinneal anger. ACompleteRandom has no job from what I can tell and is a perfect example. Portland, OR. Obsessed with Tim Pool. Pretty sure he's surviving off his wife's disability $. Intelligent but a HUGE underachiever. Hydropx maybe? (Hey, Hydro, if you're reading this, we need to do lunch just to laugh in NYC. I know you're in Queens. You are a rare spark of sunshine pointing out chat hypocrisy over there.)

15% Military or Ex-Military (can overlap with the others):
Disillusioned by America. WolverineChops is a good example. Florida, anti-vax. Was stationed in Germany until 2019. Good guy.

25% The Girls (can overlap with the others so female #s r probs higher):
Some are lewd attention-seeking lonely women (Sally, BasedFromMars, Egalitarian, GingerWithASoul - who did a Go FundMe for her car btw, etc - chat funded it bc she posted ass.). BUT, also, a bunch are nice moms who mostly hate the trans stuff or came from YT. Katie Mac_Queen, Schree, me (tbh).

10% Randos:
Steve_C - (Boca/Highland FL) in his 60s who ran a strip club-something club in Miami and now does tech. Hey, Steve, how did you get so angry? You seem to be living your best life, yet alone. Btw, Farmers, he's Italian, originally from West Harford. Sister is a PhD. I know his last name.

Gooch1701 - (new Locals name Tub_Boss- Austin area). SFA professor. Has posted over 75 explicit booty pics - I have them all. He's also posted hs class schedule. Hey, Donald, are u sad that the hot TX girls in class won't fuck u, puppy? Is that the issue? You're playing with fire, my friend.

Mrs_Elie_Phant - Autistic-ish, Mormon, anxiety ridden home-school mom who RAGED at the porn in chat then somehow got up in Nick's DMs. So much information... later on that.

Mandy_K and Xino_X - Kinda: They're both feminists, actually. Hot for working-class men, maybe? I dunno. They're both very smart. Xino_Z went to UCDavis. Mandy is a mechanic. She has some low-key racism goin' on. But it's TX sooo.... and she's funny af.

Hydropx fits here too. (Overlap, as mentioned.)

ICanCook - She's been covered. Wacky, hilarious Black woman from Queens.

 

[Strix454]

I'm more curious why an anarcho-communist went that far down the antisemitic rabbit hole to hate the Jews like your average /pol/ user does. I mean sure your average internet commie hates Israel but they always will just say "Zionist" instead.

At some point a few years after 9/11, she layered a whole ton of muslim/arab political stuff on top of her existing communism. She worked for a cable network out of Jordan. She made all kinds of trips to places like Syria and Turkey. I think she picked up alot of unfiltered ideas from those places. The kind of stuff the people in the region are careful not to say often in English.
Plus probably her brains are rotted out from years of drugs and alcohol to the point where she isn't careful (or often rational).

 

[Procrastinhater]

So called "Anarchists" always make me laugh, as they are inevitably the kind of people who would be , at best, slaves in a truly Anarchist society.
Its basically Rule of the Strong, if you want something, and you're strong enough to take it, its yours.
Look at the average self declared Anarchist, like Antifa Soylords, they wouldn't survive in the "Utopia" they advocate for.
Its not gonna be a co-operative collective of dangerhairs and soy goblins respecting each others pronouns and failing to grow vegtables like the Seattle CHOP living peacefully like the Eloi, they're gonna get eaten by Morlocks because a true Anarchist "society" is ruled by guys like this

and if you have something, and he wants it, you better hope you're strong enough to stop him, or you organize into groups that are coordinated and disciplined enough to deal with guys like that that give no fucks and just take what they want, and then you're right back to being a State again, with all that entails.
Its the height of naivety that normally people grow out of by their 20's, for someone like Robert Paulson here to still be a self declared "Anarchist" in her fucking 50's or 60's just shows how much of an arrested development clown she is.
No wonder she's a regular in Balldos Locals.

 

[Jack Awful]

Why listen to some trifling, drunken, barely functioning alcoholic rather than asking the source whom also has an account here? EVERYTHING Cunthia says should be taken with a MOUNTAIN of fucking salt. She spouts half truths, and lies both through omission as well as explicitly. She CONSTANTLY claims to have receipts, but when confronted and told to release them, it's always some other bullshit excuse because the receipts don't actually say anything close to what she claims they do.

She has outright explicitly called me a pedo with absolutely no evidence whatsoever (she started out 'only' heavily implying it, as if that's better). For the record, I've talked to at least one of Cunthia's children through text on Cunthia's phone one time; I guess she's an enabler who enabled her underage daughter to be possibly abused by a 30 year old, amirite?

This is just sad. Get your shit together, and focus on your children rather than gossipping about someone around 3/5 your age and a bunch of women who are younger than you on youtube @Behave Cynthia

Speaking of 3/5.... Black history month LESSSGOOOOO

You need to find real bitches IRL and stop trying to pick up the wine grandmas in Rikieta's chat, especially since they only want to fuck him.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

You need to find real bitches IRL and stop trying to pick up the wine grandmas in Rikieta's chat, especially since they only want to fuck him.

I AM OFFENDED!

 

[Jack Awful]

Its not gonna be a co-operative collective of dangerhairs and soy goblins respecting each others pronouns and failing to grow vegtables like the Seattle CHOP living peacefully like the Eloi, they're gonna get eaten by Morlocks because a true Anarchist "society" is ruled by guys like this

Tbf chop was immediately taken over by rappers with AR-15s that appointed themselves as the de facto police force and started murdering random people.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Tbf chop was immediately taken over by rappers with AR-15s that appointed themselves as the de facto police force and started murdering random people.

Yeah. And anyone who was realistic about Anarchism could have seen that coming. The most ruthless people take over and start making rules to suit themselves.

 

[snootsnootsnoot]

Has posted over 75 explicit booty pics - I have them all.

Holy fuck what a sentence

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

She's sperging out right now on Locals (3 PM Eastern) with only 35 people there. If anyone has an account, the 2 biggest crazies - Carimachet and ACompleteRandom - are doing blood sports.

Pretty entertaining.

Edit: Spelling.

For anyone interested. It's still going on but it's getting repetitive so I'm bowing out of following it:

Spoiler: Slapfight (Long)

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This one was retarded enough that I wanted to post it twice for people who don't want to sift through this spergery.

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Edit: Gotta add "We wuz fighting the CIA and winning guyz"

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I have it; immortalised forever. Every now and again you get these completely unhinged rants and weird side conversations.

To be honest Carimachet strkes me as the Anarchist version of the Tankie meme 'TRUE ANARCHY HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED!' and who seems to think they will have some cushy place in the utopia they create. But it will never happen, so they sperg about how the world is failing them.

I wonder why he's ranting and raving in a drunken rage about them. Previously, he's just laughed at these things. Either he's gone into Ralphamale-like ragepig mode, or he thinks there may be meat on the bones of this one.

And then you end up with an all-powerful legislative body like the Supreme Soviet or the Committee for Public Safety, which is immediately taken over by the most powerful personality, whether it be a Stalin or a Robespierre, because these people have no grasp of checks and balances.

And then you end up with some form or another of the Terror.
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I remember studying the Republic through the Empire of France, and the times of the Commune were hair raising. Perhaps equal or surpassing the gulag and the Party in Russia.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah. And anyone who was realistic about Anarchism could have seen that coming. The most ruthless people take over and start making rules to suit themselves.

It's almost like there's a reason the U.S. Constitution has held up longer than any similar document in human history by forcing a strict separation of powers that forces the branches of government to be eternally at each other's throats so that nobody ever completely takes over.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

At some point a few years after 9/11, she layered a whole ton of muslim/arab political stuff on top of her existing communism. She worked for a cable network out of Jordan. She made all kinds of trips to places like Syria and Turkey. I think she picked up alot of unfiltered ideas from those places. The kind of stuff the people in the region are careful not to say often in English.
Plus probably her brains are rotted out from years of drugs and alcohol to the point where she isn't careful (or often rational).

People like this want to be nationalists and nativists but lack the wits and courage to be so.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Holy fuck what a sentence

Makes it a bit hard to determine who the bigger loser is.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I haven't seen it mentioned lately but do we have someone on the farms who archives balldo lawyers streams, or have we been relying on the clip channels for that? If not I'm ok with doing it I would just need to sign up for locals so I could catch those streams.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

I AM OFFENDED!

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

 

[AnOminous]

I haven't seen it mentioned lately but do we have someone on the farms who archives balldo lawyers streams, or have we been relying on the clip channels for that? If not I'm ok with doing it I would just need to sign up for locals so I could catch those streams.

I think a lot of us have completely lost interest in Nick's content except as something other to mock him about, but I'd look around and see if anyone else is on Locals and whether they'd do it. I would never sign up for such a vile infoharvesting shithole and I'd be careful if you do.

Listen here little baby.

Being incapable of recognizing irony (or even obvious sarcasm) is a symptom of autism btw. I hope you were parodying that with this post.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

I think a lot of us have completely lost interest in Nick's content except as something other to mock him about, but I'd look around and see if anyone else is on Locals and whether they'd do it. I would never sign up for such a vile infoharvesting shithole and I'd be careful if you do.

Being incapable of recognizing irony (or even obvious sarcasm) is a symptom of autism btw. I hope you were parodying that with this post.

https://kiwifarms.st/search/1983676...of+hurtful+and+degrading+comments&o=relevance

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

>tfw babygirl is almost a decade old and people still don't recognize it.
I am begging ya here, touch grass and hit the gym. This is a meme normal people at gyms all over the world joke about.

https://desuarchive.org/fit/search/text/Listen%20here%20little%20baby.%20You%27re%20gonna%20get%20a%20lot%20of%20hurtful%20and%20degrading%20comments/

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Saturday chat log. This broke up the long weekend chats that usually happen. There is another shorter one that will run until tonight's show, and I will work on that after it ends.


Note: Hydropx and Sally, Egalitarianbitch, ArttheClown and other were going at it for hydro calling out the titillation pictures they have posted and the definition as a cuck. Too long to post.


Still salty bitching about the Farms (Plus a free partial doxx)

Spoiler: They do not care

EgalitarianBtch​

I can’t ignore you. I’m too busy ignoring the screenshots I’ve been sent lol

ThisJustinCase​

screenshots? o_O

EgalitarianBtch​

Lol I guess I’m a pretty big topic on some forums that won’t be named but this message will probably find its way onto…

Why are the crazies ALWAYS making HP references!?!?!?

ThisJustinCase​

oh, yeah its going to be out there regardless, so i stopped caring

EgalitarianBtch​

Yeah, I never really cared. It was just amusing to me to get some screenshots in my DMs and to know the extent of what’s been said

ThisJustinCase​

the speculation is WILD! but i dont ever wana go back, thats not something i want to get hooked on...

EgalitarianBtch​

I’ve never been on and don’t care to. I don’t have the time or imagination to find messages and take them ridiculously out of context. Or to claim wildly childish lies about people.

ThisJustinCase​	i was curious. but honestly locals already keeps me from being productive, i dont need more in my life
nerfmild​	Wild enough that I should do another philosophy stream about it?

EgalitarianBtch​

I don’t know that there’s much philosophy to be found there. Though I was only sent things about me. They took my saying i get Botox to mean that I am plastic and that’s obviously what’s causing my vertigo, but didn’t actually dig deep enough to know that it’s not and I’ve said what is… Apparently a photo I shared of my ass was “shit stained” which is just childish and untrue.

nerfmild​

Lol I guess I didn't go back far enough to see that....just sperging about CGoody being a pedo and Nick and Camelot "Drinking semen colored liquids naked"

EgalitarianBtch​

Lolol. I didn’t know about any of that. I prefer to avoid places on the internet that seem to have no joy. It makes me too sad

Spoiler: Nerfmild Doxx and Hilarity

Apparently this one did a stream psychoanalysing us or something?.

ARCHIVE

Here is their: YT

https://www.youtube.com/@nerfmild

First name seems to be 'Kevin'. Found an old page that said Kevin Kobe but nothing else in the literal 2 minutes I looked into it.

Kevin Kobe?

This stream is about the Rekieta Drama:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ePQgNKlEMQ

TL;DR: PEOPLE ARE GRIFTING AND CREATING A NARRATIVE!

Hates Jersh, Hates CalireBear, Hates Elissa. Hatees @Cynthia Behave and makes claims that she wussed out of a debate.

They also incel-shame, despite building their channel on 'MASCULINITY:

hydropx​

its crazy but I try to make rules I dont break myself nd im not looking for sex till marriage

nerfmild​

Good fucking.luck. it's not 1920 anymore.

TIMESTAMPED CYNTHIA CALL-OUT

EgalitarianBtch​

Same lol. And the books I read. I’m back on a book binge

ThisJustinCase​

idk, that seems a lot more productive than chatting about random things with people on the internet

Stormy strikes back at @Cynthia Behave

Spoiler: Stormy sets out the TROOF!

StormyShores​

Dear Cunthia, fuck you. You only think you know about me, I didn't lose custody of my kids sweetheart. I am a recovering alcoholic, im not ashamed of that. I have over 7 months of sobriety. Full sobriety. Maybe you should check out AA yourself. Also, that "catfishing" bs is funny. That pic was me at my absolute worst, my pfp is is current. Get a fucking life

StormyShores​

Nothing but drama since that one showed up.

StormyShores​

She has a lot of people fooled. She's talked shit on me even though she fucked me over and I have done nothing to her. I'm sorry you got caught up in it.

StormyShores​

Funny thing is that the guy she thinks is hers, still talks to me all the time.

STORMY STOLE CYNTHIA'S MAN!!!!

Spoiler: LOVE TRIANGLES!

Sally78​

Rofl. Know who you be talking about..

StormyShores​

We were dating when she came in.

Sally78​

Awe....makes compete sense..so be one of those trying to break up relationships.... hypocrite

StormyShores​

She did and 2 days later told someone to tell me to "just move on" lol. As if it all meant nothing to me

StormyShores​

I'm dating someone else now, but he and I still talk.

Sally78​

People. Gals u still talk

Sally78​

What a hoe bag bitch

They caught Cynthia AGAIN!

Spoiler: She CAN'T keep getting away with it!

Sally78​

Crying shame is cunthia

PatrickB1​

I thought she was gone.

Sally78​

New email... changes her name on the daily

It is a MOD CONSPIRACY!!!!

Spoiler: CUNTSPIRACY!

Carimachet​

Christian moral fags

Carimachet​

Your YouTube mods try to control you rackets

Sally78​

No his YouTube mod stirred up drama so they could then come in here and say...."this place sucks come over to my discord" organized campaign created by YouTube mods.

StormyShores​

Facts

Carimachet​

That’s what I said before > I wasn’t aware that anyone else knew that but his YouTube mods are still in here and on his YouTube channel so he just throw us to the wolves

Sally78​

They come in here cause drama... One acts like white night... Hey do you have Twitter... Bammm!!! Link sent to discord...come be with all the fun people

Carimachet​

Yes I know > stealing > common thieves

Sally78​

Used to think your one...took a minute to realize differently. Apologies

StormyShores​

No worries. She targeted me and fucked up my life. She's still trying to fuck me over and for no reason

Carimachet​

You are talking to a chat bot > chat bots here made by YouTube mods > YouTube mods are death

Sally78​

Agreed

No womanly responsibility!

Spoiler: I wanna be a hoe! No checks on me!

OhmsLawBadger​

Ignoring hydro for a moment, I would be curious what your opinion on mandatory paternity testing when a kid is born, or before child support is assigned?

Sally78​

Depends on whether you suspect infidelity. Mandatory I'm not sure. Seems to take away from freedoms

OhmsLawBadger​

I like the idea of it because academically I think it would reduce infidelity, but practically, it will be very destructive in the short term. I've just heard the idea mentioned in a few youtube videos recently.

Sally78​

Personally I don't agree with anything mandatory

FREE TO BE A GARDEN IMPLEMENT???

Christ-shaming Hydro

Spoiler: Jesus accepts my thottery!

EgalitarianBtch​

Hydro, are you religious?

hydropx​

IDK im a Christian

nerfmild​

Jesus forgives sin.

Jesus takes washed-up thots so, THOT it up and ignore Rom 6:-12

What shall we say then? Are we to continue in sin so that grace may increase? 2 Far from it! How shall we who died to sin still live in it?

EgalitarianBtch​

That would be a yes then. Lol. Do you think everyone has your same beliefs?

hydropx​

why buy the cow when the milk is free?

Sally78​

Hosest questions... So u have autism?

Sally78​

Do u have anti social personality disorder in real life?IQ

LOCALS scared of Vegas???

nerfmild​

Over 150 people bought tickets...and not many of them are the regulars from in here....

EgalitarianBtch​

I think a lot of people have become wary.

CenoBitanari​

I would've but too expensive for me if you add plane tickets from finland

More Robertford9999 degeneracy (a selection)

robertford9999​

SWG should do some hardcore porn while she's still got the bod. cash in, baby!

robertford9999​

how old is your sis

Snitching to Dad about KF

Spoiler: Nick reacts to Kiwi watcher

nerfmild​

Hey @RekietaLaw how does it feel to be the new "Monica Rial" according to Kiwifags?

RekietaLaw​

Rofl, I guess I put on weight?

nerfmild​

No, they're comparing your law suit to Vics

RekietaLaw​

Oh, rofl

Torin3​

First super-big difference I see, Monty is facing the uphill side of the fight, not you.

RekietaLaw​

I assume they're having some sort of spergout because my lawyer filed an antislapp motion

nerfmild​

No.... they're literally saying that you calling Monty a pedo is the same as Monica saying Vic is a Sex Offender.

RekietaLaw​

Hahaha, well, whatever.

nerfmild​

Internet retards...being internet retarded

This was funny!

hydropx​

MY IQ isnt High with words

RekietaLaw​

Could have stopped at "high"

Andrew_Wahoo​

My IQ is high with words.

Because you are a literal 1.6 m manlet. LMAO!


Schizo-posting

Spoiler: I do not know WHAT this is!

Still-Life​

There's lot's of people I would like to hurt. I am not jealous of them. I just want to see them suffer at my hand.

Still-Life​

COOKIE, IN THE END YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO HAS SEX WITH THE TOILET

Still-Life​

I WANT TO RAPE WITH YOU. ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT.

Still-Life​	I stubbed my penis attempting to sing along with the Snorks.
Still-Life​	The clouds parted and the sky cracks open, then God himself reached his fucking arm through. It was at that moment I realized I was made for this purpose. Jacking off to the Snorks.
Still-Life​	The fatal flaw in my plan was that I had stopped using the toilet in the manner of a civilzed man and had resorted to shitting and pissing on the tile floor at will.
Still-Life​	So when I turned on the Boomerang Network and started wildly jerking off my magic stick to the sweet sounds of Snorks? Let's just say; 'Slippery when wet'.
Still-Life​	The rest as you say, is history.
Still-Life​	C'est la vie, when you like singing and jacking off to brine shrimp as much as I do.
Still-Life​	This sort of thing is eventual.
Still-Life​	Anticipated even. We all get careless at some point. Like some part of me wanted to slip on human waste and semen while wildly convulsing and singing to an obscure aquatic knock off of the Smufs.

Still-Life​	One time a man named Blue Bird to me about our friends the Yucca plants. I was very stupid and thought his name was 'Bloop-ert'
Still-Life​	Whenever I needed held with my Yucca fibers I would ask 'Bloopert' for help. Then he said that he would not make fun of my name and I should not make fun of his. I didn't understand that his name wasn't 'Bloopert' it was 'Blue Bird', because I didn't have an understanding of accents at that time.
Still-Life​	Now mind you this was not the first time I had been involved in a full blown opossum rape case but it was the one that affected me most profoundly looking back.
Still-Life​	The most fucked up part is that the overpass had been shut down for over two weeks because the foreman tried to break the rear spoiler of some Zipperhead's Honda Accord using just his penis and a moldy sweater.
Still-Life​	Now before anyone gets all emotional and calls the NAACP let me make this clear. These opossums were literally made to rape by the righteous hand of God. So if that offends you, you clearly drive a Honda Accord, are a faggot, and also deserve to be raped. Specifically by aformentioned opossums.
Still-Life​	Soon I realized that prior to his career as a profit, Jesus wan an architect and Jerry Lee Louis was the Devil and all I could do was 'Ding a ding dang my dang-a-ling ling long'.
Still-Life​	While the true understanding of Great Balls of Fire was invaluable calming to me it meant nothing to my peers on account of the constant rape.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

“Lol I guess I didn't go back far enough to see that....just sperging about CGoody being a pedo and Nick and Camelot "Drinking semen colored liquids naked"”
Thanks for the shoutout nerfmild I hope you mention me on your next balldo washing stream

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I haven't seen it mentioned lately but do we have someone on the farms who archives balldo lawyers streams, or have we been relying on the clip channels for that? If not I'm ok with doing it I would just need to sign up for locals so I could catch those streams.

If you do, please consider using my archives to get timestamps to see what Nose is saying in response to chat. Might help.