🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[John Andrews Stan]

like a fat fatherless kid claiming his dad works in the FBI and he's going to come shot his bully.

Wait, you went to school with Ralph?

 

[Um...]

What exactly he thinks that is going to happen?
"Listen, Cog. My landlord and the Mexican Government will stop at nothing until you are deported from the UK in order for you to pay for your horrible crimes of... loitering."

Imagine that phone call to the cops.”Hello, I’d like to report a crime. There’s a man on the street in front of my house! Arrest him!“ He doesn’t even speak spanish, lol

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ralph once again mistaking common civility for "loving him" because he's a total moron who can't understand social interaction. Most normal humans like babies and will play with them if they are around, unlike the rage pig who doesn't even like to be around his own kid.

Ralph probably thinks the landlord is a big fan and just pops in all the time because he adores Rozy, instead of the fact he's checking up on his property and these shady tenants because he doesn't trust them.

The landlord likes the gringo overpaying for one of his properties for months, he likes Ralph's rent money. He will like Ralph just as much as the landlord in Virginia once he gets a look at how the Ralphs are trashing his property or try to bail without paying the rent.

It just hit me that you're 100% spot on this this. People being friendly towards him and liking babies means they are best friends. I'm glad knowing he's being milked for every cent he has

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

portugal, england ... is this the third country in which he's "promised" to have cog arrested?

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this would be so much more amusing if it weren't for the "plays with my daughter" bit.

Imagine renting a house out to this pig and he's goes online to try and use you as a cudgel against his haters.

 

[break these cuffs]

It just hit me that you're 100% spot on this this. People being friendly towards him and liking babies means they are best friends. I'm glad knowing he's being milked for every cent he has

Ralph has applied the mindset of guys who think their Hooters waitress is into them because she asked where they're from and said their job sounded interesting to his everyday life.

 

[Post Reply]

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Fucking. L. O. L.

Five Star Days, Couldn't Be Me, etc. etc. etc.

Luckily when he called the power company it turned out they are big fans of the killstream.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

portugal, england ... is this the third country in which he's "promised" to have cog arrested?

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this would be so much more amusing if it weren't for the "plays with my daughter" bit.

Ralph you just had your electricity turned off. We know this because YOU told us. And now you're trying to flex not with your own money or prestige but the guy you rent from... who you couldn't pay the electric bill to and are also trashing his home like white trash.

 

[Feignedgoat]

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is hulkamania running whaaaald

in meradaaahhh???
is it runnin whaald?
eehehehehe *pokes child with hoof*

That kid has absolutely zero interaction with Ralph. If you notice when May talks she smiles which is how kids are supposed to react to hearing their parents voice she looks at Ralph like a stranger. This is all the proof that is needed to show Ralph is a terrible father.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

People being friendly towards him and liking babies means they are best friends.

This is the same guy who always goes to the same whore in Miami because he found one there who would let him pay to kiss her. Ralph thought they had something special because every other whore said “Ugh no, you couldn’t pay me enough to do that sick shit.”

 

[2lolis1cup]

Bet they're charging him up the ass to get that power turned back on. Good thing you're super rich, right gringo?

Si Si, we turn power back on when part comes in..... you want it done faster gringo? 10,000 pesos and it's on now.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph you just had your electricity turned off. We know this because YOU told us. And now you're trying to flex not with your own money or prestige but the guy you rent from... who you couldn't pay the electric bill to and are also trashing his home like white trash.

Ralph is actually fighting for egalitarianism and tolerance, by showing that while there are some Mexican illegals who come here and shit up the country, there are also American wiggers who go down to Mexico and shit up their country. It's a melting pot of cultural exchange and enrichment!

If you notice when May talks she smiles which is how kids are supposed to react to hearing their parents voice she looks at Ralph like a stranger.

She looks at Ralph like a dangerous stranger. One who constantly screams and hollers at her mom.

This is the same guy who always goes to the same whore in Miami because he found one there would would let him pay to kiss her. Ralph thought they had something special because every other whore said “Ugh no, you couldn’t pay me enough to do that sick shit.”

Honestly it would be less humiliating to do ass to mouth porn than kiss that mouth that eats literal shit from the ass of teenagers.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Cozy is gonna be one unfortunate looking woman

Rozy looks like Lena Dunham. That's unfortunate.

 

[.iota.]

Imagine being such a fucking loser that you have to brag about how much money your landlord has lol.

See how much your rich LL loves you when you fail to pay rent like you failed to pay the light bill.

Ralph probably thinks the landlord is a big fan and just pops in all the time because he adores Rozy, instead of the fact he's checking up on his property and these shady tenants because he doesn't trust them.

is this "the guy who owns my house"?
what's he doing there in shorts and flip-flops, with that bitchin' nissan?
isn't he "rich" ... "like, really rich" enough to have someone to manage his property for him?

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or, have they only met when the ralph's used their daughter to beguile a man into renting his property to them, and then when that man recently returned to his property to ask why the police had visited?

 

[MeltyTW]

is this "the guy who owns my house"?
what's he doing there in shorts and flip-flops, with that bitchin' nissan?
isn't he "rich" ... "like, really rich" enough to have someone to manage his property for him?

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or, have they only met when the ralph's used their daughter to beguile a man into renting his property to them, and then when that man recently returned to his property to ask why the police had visited?

So ralph is really reduced to having to hide by some guy who's not him and his wealth? Idk what the point of even proving his landlord is rich or not is. Ain't bitch ass Ralph's money either way. Guy could be Elon musk guy could be ralphoverty tier minus a single rental property.

Ralph literally is just at the point where his life is so indefensible at any level that he's just pointing to random people and yelling "yeah well that guy isn't poor, gay, or gunted you fuggin gaylawgs! Btfo! Yewall got me but not him 1 for 1 fags!"

Still nice to know he's lying just didn't want ralph to think we're in anyway impressed with his ability to point to someone who isn't a complete fuck up

 

[Telemeter]

is this "the guy who owns my house"?
what's he doing there in shorts and flip-flops, with that bitchin' nissan?
isn't he "rich" ... "like, really rich" enough to have someone to manage his property for him?

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or, have they only met when the ralph's used their daughter to beguile a man into renting his property to them, and then when that man recently returned to his property to ask why the police had visited?

Since it's a rental property, chances are this is just someone staying at the place when the google car passed by, the car also has a sun shade, and the actual owner is unlikely to stay in that place long enough to feel he needs it.

Also, this is from october 2022, so Ralph was probably already in town when this picture was taken and the owner definitely didn't live in the place that recently.

 

[Archie Bunker]

I looked it up and the temp in Mérida was 90+° today and 74% indoor humidity. I hate to imagine how unbearably hot that house got with no power to the A/C, for any amount of time.

 

[Keranu]

I looked it up and the temp in Mérida was 90+° today and 74% indoor humidity. I hate to imagine how unbearably hot that house got with no power to the A/C, for any amount of time.

I remember there was an incident in Richmond where some alog managed to convince the utlility company to shut off the gas at guntshack 2. The funny thing was that Ralph wasn't even aware of this for a week -- proof that he doesn't shower, unless he likes em cold.

Am I misremembering this?

 

[.iota.]

the ragepig and his whorse have already had to move once since they've been in mexico.

i doubt that the owner lives/lived there, and he probably does well for himself, but like most rental property owners, he probably lives in the same city, and he probably takes care of the maintenance. look at the piles of trash and the stack of appliances. he was probably there cleaning the property before the next rental.

regardless, the ragepig lies. this tweet is another example of his habits of exaggerating his relationships, and claiming credit for the accomplishments of others, much like he intends to do with ali jamal's parents' house.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I looked it up and the temp in Mérida was 90+° today and 74% indoor humidity. I hate to imagine how unbearably hot that house got with no power to the A/C, for any amount of time.

…and it’s only February. Wonder if Ralph will be bragging about the weather when it’s 100 degrees in the shade all summer.

Maybe it’s just me, I enjoy cold winters but fuck enduring sweltering, 100% humidity summers with 95 plus degree temperatures. Ralph is a morbidly obese, pasty, white person with roesca and rashes. He’s so not built for Latin American summers. I look forward to him being a beet red sweaty human boil in a few months. Maybe fat boy will show off his bisected flesh apron and quad tits on one of his much talked about, little seen, trips to the beach.

 

[free_protons4u]

No new tweets but I just find these two tweets next to each other to be very funny. The highs and lows of being a Ralphamale.

Eventually, all of their devices will run out of charge and they will have no choice but to do something that's not electronic. Possibly, talk to each other, or, (shudder) spend time with Rozy.