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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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What are the odds that the "bill" was actually a final demand for a minimum payment and, now that it's been cut off, the power co wants the full outstanding amount - which is more money than Ralph has?
This is the kinda likely thing I’m thinking of - because anything ā€œminorā€ and they’d just turn that shit back on for a few bucks under the table.

If the house was a bit more of a Shithole I wouldn’t put it pst the landlord to be pulling something funny.

Circuit breaker is a possibility but the pighooooooey would have solved that simply because some neighbor would want him to shut the fuckeup.

Also fuck all the reporting alogs because if the powerball arc had happened BEFORE the twitter banning this shit would have been lit šŸ”„ as fick not ā€œlividā€. The rage tweets would have been kino
 
What are the chances that the house was just out of power because a circuit breaker jumped, and he's needlessly hollering into the void?
Presumably, they would have got something like that figured out when they called.. but if Ralph was an absolute cunt about it, who knows? People’s English can dry up pretty quick under hollerin’ circumstances
 
Has anyone asked him why he doesn’t get his rich best friend/landlord to sort this out? According to Ralph, the guy has major pull with the local authorities.

What are the odds that the "bill" was actually a final demand for a minimum payment and, now that it's been cut off, the power co wants the full outstanding amount - which is more money than Ralph has?

I’m guessing he also has to pay a reconnection fee and they don’t just ā€œflip the switchā€ to turn it on (or off). They come to the property and shut that shit down at the meter. They probably have to make an appointment for reconnection and wait their turn. Is Mexican bureaucracy known for efficiency and speed? šŸ¤”
 
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Pretty sure this is NOT what ā€œone of the richest neighborhoods in Meridaā€ looks like
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Unless the rest of Merida is a literal slum.

Also, what must the temperature in that house be after several hours of no AC? It was 90 degrees today and it’ll only drop to the 70s overnight. And in the dark too, I doubt the Ralphamale has a flashlight. And him furious with May, and the baby probably irritable and crying because it’s hot as fuck…They can go someplace like a bar that has AC but they’ll have to go back once everything closes.

I guess they’ll just sit in the truck with the AC on. Grim all around.
 
The way the water system works there he wont have running water soon when the tank (El Tinaco) on the roof runs dry.
The system needs electricity to work. Those are the barrels you see on every roof in google street view.
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It's like this because the water system is so over subscribed they don't have enough capacity to have full time running water. So you have to store it in a pit at ground level (cisterna) while its on. And hope you stored enough to carry you through to the next time its on.
You pump it to the roof and let gravity pressurize you plumbing.
 
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What are the odds that the "bill" was actually a final demand for a minimum payment and, now that it's been cut off, the power co wants the full outstanding amount - which is more money than Ralph has?
That was my thought too, but, how long have they been there? It shouldn’t have been long enough to rack up an unplayable bill, as poor as they obviously are.

My bet is running his mouth and cussing at someone (probably a ā€œwhoreā€ aka woman) who works there and now he has to beg a supervisor to give him power back.

Hopefully a kiwi Mexican can chime in on what kind of power utilities weld over their people
 
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