Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[beautiful person]

Apparently a photo I shared of my ass was “shit stained” which is just childish and untrue.

Lmaoooo And they say we have no joy

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I think a lot of us have completely lost interest in Nick's content except as something other to mock him about, but I'd look around and see if anyone else is on Locals and whether they'd do it. I would never sign up for such a vile infoharvesting shithole and I'd be careful if you do.

If you do, please consider using my archives to get timestamps to see what Nose is saying in response to chat. Might help.

Thank you both for the advice both good suggestions. My only other question would be the best program to use to archive locals streams I’ve been using yt-dlp for YouTube videos and it works great, but I’m fairly sure it won’t work for locals in the same way will it? Fairly new to archiving sorry
Edit: ignore me I just tested it with rumble and it works pretty much the same way

 

[Poop Shoot]

You need to find real bitches IRL and stop trying to pick up the wine grandmas in Rikieta's chat, especially since they only want to fuck him.

It doesn’t have to be an either/or thing. We can make fun of everyone!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Thank you both for the advice both good suggestions. My only other question would be the best program to use to archive locals streams I’ve been using yt-dlp for YouTube videos and it works great, but I’m fairly sure it won’t work for locals in the same way will it? Fairly new to archiving sorry
Edit: ignore me I just tested it with rumble and it works pretty much the same way

If you want to bounce ideas around in private and away from LOCALS' prying eyes. DM me. I cannot say I will be super helpful, but I am willing to share what I do know.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Holy fuck what a sentence

random.txt worthy.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

I wonder why he's ranting and raving in a drunken rage about them. Previously, he's just laughed at these things.

I've been thinking about it, and him being more of a drunk is one obvious cause, but I think there's a little more to it. Everyone always sucked his dick over his drunken rants and angry rants, and I think he was leaning into that maybe even subconsciously.

Of course all of this is baseless musings.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

What??

Oh wait I mean YEAH BISH
you’re a big topic for sure because I found this pic of you

Nice tits btw

 

[Balldo]

Gooch1701 - (new Locals name Tub_Boss- Austin area). SFA professor. Has posted over 75 explicit booty pics - I have them all. He's also posted hs class schedule. Hey, Donald, are u sad that the hot TX girls in class won't fuck u, puppy? Is that the issue? You're playing with fire, my friend.

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LOL, his ratemyprofessors ratings are fucking brutal. These aren't 100% reliable due to small sample sizes and vendettas by bad students, but when you see similar consistent themes in the complaints, the credibility increases. Seems like he probably focuses more on uploading booty pics than on his classes.

https://www.ratemyprofessors.com/professor?tid=1773343

Spoiler

"Professor Gooch is one of the worst professors I have ever had. He makes sure to purposefully confuse the students in his quizzes and adds questions from the material we have not read yet. He also writes his own textbook, which is basically word salad. I did not have a clear understanding of the content at all, and I am not a stupid person. Beware!"

"Really not a good professor. He hasnt updated anything about his class since 2012 so a lot of the information is outdated and confusing. His lectures are boring and the whole class is just quizzes and discussions. He also has yet to grade anything. Im just trying to get an A so I can move on with my college career, but this guy makes it hard."

"Worst professor I have had in my college years. He lectures all of class and tends to ramble. He expects his students to understand everything when the entire class is completely lost. What a VERY VERY unorganized professor. Let me not forget to mention that he makes you buy textbooks around $300."

"His tests are online, but you have to be in class to take them. He has a lot of stuff that you have to buy. He is lecture heavy, but he has a lot of extra credit. After his tests, he takes a day to watch a movie, then he does bonus quizzes online the same day. He takes attendance through a system that you have to buy that is $80 called Tophat."

I had to check out that last one, and yes, sure enough, somebody figured out a way to monetize student attendance and pass cost on to students. What a fucking racket! And, yes, some students around the country are pissed, not just about the cost but because TopHat also enables GPS tracking on students.

https://sites.psu.edu/ist110pursel/2022/08/31/is-tophat-the-new-clicker-or-a-new-privacy-concern-for-students/

https://www.universitystar.com/opinions/professors-should-not-require-tophat-subscription/article_53dcfa2a-4edf-5a5b-874b-88a194b88fc3.html

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Wow college really is just daycare for adults these days isn’t it? I’ll take the hit to my grade for attendance you won’t catch me downloading that app.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Gooch1701 - (new Locals name Tub_Boss- Austin area). SFA professor

This guys claims to be in the Austin area* but works at Stephen F Austin University? That's in fucking Nacogdoches County over 200 miles (~3.5 hours because lol have fun taking State Highway 21.) fucking away! And of course he's a dumbass polysci professor.
His fat ass should've gone to teach at Texas State University in San Marcos instead, all the dumb as fuck but good looking bitches go there to be come "teachers". For fuck sake, their female cheerleaders are called Strutters.

*This is assuming he's in Austin metro, if he's in fucking Austin county I'll laugh because there's no universities there (too close to Texas A&M and Texas A&M Prairie view). I guess he could teach at Blinn College (A community college) in Brenham or it's Sealy branch.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

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Beep beep, milk truck here for delivery

 

[Cynthia Behave]

This guys claims to be in the Austin area* but works at Stephen F Austin University? That's in fucking Nacogdoches County over 200 miles (~3.5 hours because lol have fun taking State Highway 21.) fucking away! And of course he's a dumbass polysci professor.
His fat ass should've gone to teach at Texas State University in San Marcos instead, all the dumb as fuck but good looking bitches go there to be come "teachers". For fuck sake, their female cheerleaders are called Strutters.

*This is assuming he's in Austin metro, if he's in fucking Austin county I'll laugh because there's no universities there (too close to Texas A&M and Texas A&M Prairie view). I guess he could teach at Blinn College (A community college) in Brenham or it's Sealy branch.

My mistake. I'm not up on TX geography. You're correct. I took SFA for being near Austin bc of the name. He recently said he was close to LA and I was confused. (I know that much at least.)

He's also posted his class times and when he was defending his MA thesis in Stats (It was Monday 1/30). (Hey, Texans, you're paying or that!)

He has 1 son.

But, also, a couple days ago....

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

His fat ass should've gone to teach at Texas State University in San Marcos instead, all the dumb as fuck but good looking bitches go there to be come "teachers". For fuck sake, their female cheerleaders are called Strutters.

SFA has a pretty big nursing program doesn’t it? Maybe he just has a thing for nurses

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

She does not do her homework. Cari, sweetheart. Kiwi DOES have thread on Mandy.

wait we have a thread on Mandy?

 

[VeeAndro]

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She literally looks like Uncivil Law transitioned.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

SFA has a pretty big nursing program doesn’t it? Maybe he just has a thing for nurses

Yeah it's a decent RN program. It is (unless the legislature aproved the merger with the Texas system) one of only major "independent" state unis not part of A&M or Texas system.

Spoiler: State school sperging

UNT is shit, Texas State mainly brings you white women who want to be "educators" (Their radiation tech program is great though), UofH is Houston area only, TWU is basically part of A&M in tradition, Texas Tech gave the farms Janke (enough said), Texas Southern is for niggers (An old name was Houston College for Negroes).

SFA's main strengths are nursing and forestry since there's not much forest in Lubbock, limestone/black land prairie only in Austin, lol at the Brazos valley for A&M (forests dying en mass with oak wilt), and UNT can't seem to pull their head out of their ass.

My mistake. I'm not up on TX geography. You're correct. I took SFA for being near Austin bc of the name. He recently said he was close to LA and I was confused. (I know that much at least.)

Don't worry about that, there's lots of confusion because of copious overuse of the name:
Austin County, Texas (Along I-10 between San Antonio and Houston)
Austin, Texas (State capitol and runner-up shithole, Houston takes grand prize)
Austin College in Sherman, Texas (TX/OK border on US-75)
Stephen F. Austin University in Nacogdoches, Texas

wait we have a thread on Mandy?

At this point I think Nick deserves his own sub-forum with lawtube with the amount of retardation that goes on.

 

[Pomniman]

I've been thinking about it, and him being more of a drunk is one obvious cause, but I think there's a little more to it. Everyone always sucked his dick over his drunken rants and angry rants, and I think he was leaning into that maybe even subconsciously.

Of course all of this is baseless musings.

He started out as a fan of dick molesterson so it's just an imitation of his idol's "loud is funny" forced "rage" style of comedy.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

wait we have a thread on Mandy?

I was being fed stuff from Kiwi. It was before I had an account here but, yeah. I'd have to dig back to see the poster.

Anyway, the gossip was that she was posting old pics of herself bc of the low quality.

Funny, I was still in Nick's chat then. She asked me if Kiwi was talking abt her. I told her the allegation.
She owned it, laughed, and said the pics were indeed 10 yrs old. (No, I don't have receipts but she'd probably own it even now. She's very honest.)

That's why I love the girl. She's pretty great and suffers from serious depression issues.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

I was being fed stuff from Kiwi. It was before I had an account here but, yeah. I'd have to dig back to see the poster.

Anyway, the gossip was that she was posting old pics of herself bc of the low quality.

Funny, I was still in Nick's chat then. She asked me if Kiwi was talking abt her. I told her the allegation.
She owned it, laughed, and said the pics were indeed 10 yrs old. (No, I don't have receipts but she'd probably own it even now. She's very honest.)

That's why I love the girl. She's pretty great and suffers from serious depression issues.

Ah, well I thought Mandy had a set of great mandies when she posted that pic one night in locals. She was probably one of Nick's better mods as I had a few good bits of banter with her. Same with Kalinka but don't really see Kalinka around much anymore.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's almost like there's a reason the U.S. Constitution has held up longer than any similar document in human history by forcing a strict separation of powers that forces the branches of government to be eternally at each other's throats so that nobody ever completely takes over.

The Founding Fathers weren't stupid. They were revolutionaries themselves, and in drafting the Articles, and later the Constitution, they examined and rejected a whole host of potential systems before settling on one that while flawed, like any other creation of mere mortals, still had enough built in balances and safe guards to ensure that no single person or group would be able to aquire enough authority to put the new nation they were building right back to the thing they had just fought a war to break away from.
It's not perfect, and it's lately cracking under its own weight, but it's the best men have ever created so far.