Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

Yeah I'm no fan of Dementia Joe but he was 100% right on the money about that Busing shit, and the "superpredators" speech that kept getting brought up by people criticizing him. Theres a lot you can shit on Biden for but thats not among them.

Sure. But Joe Biden today supports even more nonsensical schemes and participates in characterizing opposition to them as racism.

If it’s insisted upon everyone that capitalism itself is racism, then let it be known that pre-dementia Biden was as racist as anyone

 

[AnOminous]

Wow college really is just daycare for adults these days isn’t it? I’ll take the hit to my grade for attendance you won’t catch me downloading that app.

Higher education is a fucking joke these days, pure participation trophy bullshit. My best undergrad prof was a conservative who went berserk at the mere mention of Foucault (but still gave me an A on the paper where I repeatedly cited him just to piss him off), who put a bunch of depth charges under my ideology that went off a bit later.

Unless you're retarded enough to forget everything else you ever heard in your life, you do actually evaluate current events in the light of things you've previously heard. Sometimes that involves "wow this guy I completely disagreed with was actually right."

This rarely comes out in dumb shit like Internet combat, absolutely nobody says "wow what NiggerHitler1488 just said completely convinces me that I hate niggers!"

This is why academics are the worst source of Internet nonsense. Especially the idiots pimping Gramsci, Adorno, Foucault, and other shit almost nobody has heard of, but whose thoughts pollute all public discourse.

 

[simple seed farmer]

Knowing the level of sense Balldo has been showing lately he'll probably try to drive the Balldo Mobile to the airport through a blizzard again.

It sure is a shame that the faggotfarms doesn't want the R̶a̶l̶p̶h̶a̶m̶a̶l̶e̶ Noseman to take his W̶h̶i̶t̶e̶t̶r̶a̶s̶h̶m̶o̶b̶i̶l̶e̶ pure american muscle sex machine out and livestream the H̶u̶b̶r̶i̶s̶ total own of those gosh dang kiwis.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Oh my God, all of you attention whoring locals faggots, start a private discord or terrorgram or just get it over and fuck, seriously. While I appreciate some of the stuff @Cynthia Behave provides, even she sometimes starts jerking herself off here at times. Post simple recaps of the drama from elsewhere and stop retard slap fighting in the thread. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

In my defense, many people here have asked me for a breakdown of the Locals degens. (Also, the reaction emoji thingy reflects that people were pretty entertained - at the very least - by the Cynthia/Cory spat- which will probs continue.)

More importantly, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu needs some context - which I generally have. She's doing a brilliant job in capturing the chats and finding amusing snippets but the sheer quantity of information is aided by someone who "knows" these people (me).

But, sure. I'm new here. I'll try to read the room on the matter.

 

[200MB]

Knowing the level of sense Balldo has been showing lately he'll probably try to drive the Balldo Mobile to the airport through a blizzard again.

God, him missing his flight and having to swerve/slide to Vegas in the midlife crisis carriage, like some kind of road trip balldo boner comedy, is cracking me up.

 

[simple seed farmer]

In my defense, many people here have asked me for a breakdown of the Locals degens. (Also, the reaction emoji thingy reflects that people were pretty entertained - at the very least - by the Cynthia/Cory spat- which will probs continue.)

More importantly, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu needs some context - which I generally have. She's doing a brilliant job in capturing the chats and finding amusing snippets but the sheer quantity of information is aided by someone who "knows" these people (me).

But, sure. I'm new here. I'll try to read the room on the matter.

I appreciate the context you have provided on some of these issues, but as has been stated by others, there's a lot of people here that are former fans and could powerlevel who they were/are in that community, myself included. I just don't think this thread should devolve into a slap fight between former and current fans or some cathartic grieving grounds. We're here mainly to laugh at and document the antics. I will say to your credit, 90% of you're posts have done just that, but I don't want you jerking yourself off here and that become the norm. I'm sure plenty of others think similar things, otherwise I'll take my tophats and know that I'm in the wrong.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

In my defense, many people here have asked me for a breakdown of the Locals degens. (Also, the reaction emoji thingy reflects that people were pretty entertained - at the very least - by the Cynthia/Cory spat- which will probs continue.)

More importantly, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu needs some context - which I generally have. She's doing a brilliant job in capturing the chats and finding amusing snippets but the sheer quantity of information is aided by someone who "knows" these people (me).

But, sure. I'm new here. I'll try to read the room on the matter.

It’s not that big of a deal. There’s no universal morality here.

I also tend to think from what I’ve read of locals chat that kiwis are less interested in ballwashing, and a lot of times individual kiwis need to say things to demonstrate that nothing and no-one is sacred.

It doesn’t always look as individualistic as it is, because if you bitch too much and derail threads too far, you’ll get split off into containment.

 

[AnOminous]

In my defense, many people here have asked me for a breakdown of the Locals degens. (Also, the reaction emoji thingy reflects that people were pretty entertained - at the very least - by the Cynthia/Cory spat- which will probs continue.)

That's some notoriously gay bullshit from the Farms. It is totally procedural that any potential leak person gets pumped for every single incriminating detail about other people and then gets shafted. Do not trust this site.

Kiwi Farms is actually evil. We like that. Don't forget it. Protect yourself.

 

[RekietaLaw]

Locals backend leaks the email addresses of users in certain cases. Totally public information.
This is Nick Rekieta's personal email address: Enklechewer @gmail.com

Feel free to check my work. Have fun!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

That's some notoriously gay bullshit from the Farms. It is totally procedural that any potential leak person gets pumped for every single incriminating detail about other people and then gets shafted. Do not trust this site.

Kiwi Farms is actually evil. We like that. Don't forget it. Protect yourself.

“You just want to suck daddy gym’s dick!”

“Nuh uh, YOU are the one who wants to suck daddy gym’s dick!”

(They both wanted to suck daddy gym’s dick)

 

[Strix454]

Adding context to what is going on in locals is fine.
Continuing fights that started on locals here in a locals style of fighting is somewhat discouraged.

Stick to providing information that will be useful to other people here. Generally the information provided is very useful in terms of understanding the people on locals. And that is the goal.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Have you noticed nick getting the shakes more and more recently? He used to blame it on bouncing his leg, but watch his hands, he shakes like MJF. Maybe he's having DTS or something from not being drunk all day.

I do not want to act as 'tone police' but, again, idle speculation is really not helpful. Personal fantasies might be entertaining, but seldom are they realities.

In order to elevate the level of discussion here above 'LOL! Nose man stick Balldo in bungholio!' and a circlejerk of whinging, I suggest that we post speculation with some evidence behind it (e.g. photos, videos, links, etc...) otherwise we will derail into yhe wildest of tangents like we see in the LOCALS uber-brain cope sessions.

I will take the MATI ratings if people disagree, but I know what Kiwis can do if we focus that autismo magic energy into a guided structure.

Not so much cancellations. Its a matter of expected cancellations due to a severe winter storm hitting the airport on Wednesday and Thursday. Speculating, he may not even get out of there on Thursday night. Just getting from where he lives to the airport on thursday is going to be very difficult.

Total snow accumulations will range from 15 to 25
inches, with the best chance for the higher end totals across
east central Minnesota and west central Wisconsin. This is
expected to reach the top 5 heaviest snow storms.
The worst conditions will be Wednesday evening through Thursday,
and a Blizzard Warning was issued for several counties in western
and central Minnesota during this time frame. Heavy snow will
combine with northeast wind gusts of 35 mph across the region, to
near 50 mph in western and central Minnesota. This will lead to
significant blowing and drifting snow with whiteout conditions in
open areas. Some drifts may be several feet deep, making travel
nearly impossible.

He should probably leave now......

Interesting... It would be funny if he missed his whole flight, and I am not sure what would be more entertaining: the results of the in-person interactions at Vegas, or the salt and whinging if he is late or misses the event entirely.

I will take the laughs either way, and thus just proves that those who commit to just laughing always win

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Adding context to what is going on in locals is fine.
Continuing fights that started on locals here in a locals style of fighting is somewhat discouraged.

Stick to providing information that will be useful to other people here. Generally the information provided is very useful in terms of understanding the people on locals. And that is the goal.

If a guy who texted her daughter shows up and starts calling her “Cunthia,” she’s allowed to defend herself as long as it doesn’t become laborious to scroll past.

 

[Spaded Dave]

If a guy who texted her daughter shows up and starts calling her “Cunthia,” she’s allowed to defend herself as long as it doesn’t become laborious to scroll past.

Honestly it's more boring to scroll past multiple posts complaining about various gripes than it is to have a couple of lines in an overall post that are a bit self-fellating from someone who is still trying to get a grasp on the culture here.

I do not want to act as 'tone police' but, again, idle speculation is really not helpful. Personal fantasies might be entertaining, but seldom are they realities.

In your first case I'd agree, but this type of speculation is fine imo. "Have you noticed ___" isn't saying "Rackets is totally (insert fanfic here)". It is inquiring whether other people have noticed the behavior and it gets people's attention on it to either confirm or deny. This critique would imply that the standard for saying "Have you noticed him shaking more" would require the poster to clip streams over a range of dates to provide a visual comparison to prove that they are justified in believing that they are noticing something and that just gets retarded. In this case it would also be useless since Raptor is opining on a generalized behavior that you couldn't really effectively clip in an objective way.

 

[Strix454]

I do not want to act as 'tone police' but, again, idle speculation is really not helpful. Personal fantasies might be entertaining, but seldom are they realities.

I don't think its a fantasy that Nick's physical and mental condition is observably getting worse. Trying to pretend that he isn't an alcoholic and that he doesn't often look physically terrible now is as much a fantasy as anything else. The line is probably around ascribing particular conditions or doing a medical diagnosis IMO. Which is fantasy. But saying that he often shakes on stream is a personal fantasy or requiring video evidence of it on every occasion is kind of pointless now.

Yeah. There are certainly times when speculation goes to far and correction is justified when it does. But taking it too far the other way is also equally bad.

 

[Procrastinhater]

God, him missing his flight and having to swerve/slide to Vegas in the midlife crisis carriage, like some kind of road trip balldo boner comedy, is cracking me up.

Missing Planes, Running Trains, and Balldo Mobiles.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I wonder why he's ranting and raving in a drunken rage about them. Previously, he's just laughed at these things. Either he's gone into Ralphamale-like ragepig mode, or he thinks there may be meat on the bones of this one.

The ranting was about the decision by the OLPR to investigate him was one complaint ago, over his threat to post the ethics complaints against him on his Locals. That investigation had apparently not been closed as of January, and we haven't heard anything since.

There is more meat on the bones of both of these complaints to the extent that OLPR has opted to investigate both of them.

If I was Nick I'd be worried about the OLPR getting tired of dealing with him and finding an excuse to impose discipline somehow.

Not so much cancellations. Its a matter of expected cancellations due to a severe winter storm hitting the airport on Wednesday and Thursday. Speculating, he may not even get out of there on Thursday night. Just getting from where he lives to the airport on thursday is going to be very difficult.

He should probably leave now......

So wait, he's leaving for Vegas before Friday night now? So he'll presumably be abandoning even more of the trial he's whined about being forced to watch?

At this stage of degeneracy by Nick I think the event itself will be more of a disaster if it actually happens than if he's unable to make it, but if he isn't even able to make his way there to Vegas that'll just be pathetic.

I don't think its a fantasy that Nick's physical and mental condition is observably getting worse. Trying to pretend that he isn't an alcoholic and that he doesn't often look physically terrible now is as much a fantasy as anything else. The line is probably around ascribing particular conditions or doing a medical diagnosis IMO. Which is fantasy. But saying that he often shakes on stream is a personal fantasy or requiring video evidence of it on every occasion is kind of pointless now.

Yeah. There are certainly times when speculation goes to far and correction is justified when it does. But taking it too far the other way is also equally bad.

I've noticed Nick visibly shaking more since December. Whatever it is, it appears to be intermittent rather than something that appears in all of his streams. No idea if it's from the alcohol or the Provigil. But yeah, he often looks horrible.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Honestly it's more boring to scroll past multiple posts complaining about various gripes than it is to have a couple of lines in an overall post that are a bit self-fellating from someone who is still trying to get a grasp on the culture here.


In your first case I'd agree, but this type of speculation is fine imo. "Have you noticed ___" isn't saying "Rackets is totally (insert fanfic here)". It is inquiring whether other people have noticed the behavior and it gets people's attention on it to either confirm or deny. This critique would imply that the standard for saying "Have you noticed him shaking more" would require the poster to clip streams over a range of dates to provide a visual comparison to prove that they are justified in believing that they are noticing something and that just gets retarded. In this case it would also be useless since Raptor is opining on a generalized behavior that you couldn't really effectively clip in an objective way.

I don't think its a fantasy that Nick's physical and mental condition is observably getting worse. Trying to pretend that he isn't an alcoholic and that he doesn't often look physically terrible now is as much a fantasy as anything else. The line is probably around ascribing particular conditions or doing a medical diagnosis IMO. Which is fantasy. But saying that he often shakes on stream is a personal fantasy or requiring video evidence of it on every occasion is kind of pointless now.

Yeah. There are certainly times when speculation goes to far and correction is justified when it does. But taking it too far the other way is also equally bad.

I will take differing opinions into account, but I suppose what I meant was 'post anything' (a single picture, link to a stream, clip' that can be reviewed.

If someone posts a staments like: 'Nick has had this weird mark on his neck for a while now... Do you think he has melanoma?', then no one has any idea where to look for any kind of confirmation or a picture of what they are talking about. Adding a stream link or screenshot capture would at least let people know where to look for their own confirmation.

The above is a specific, and generalisations are admittedly harder cases to capture, but I would prefer literally anything to nothing.

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[Procrastinhater]

Kiwi Farms is actually evil. We like that.

Speak for yourself. I'm a man of God and really quite wholesome.

Spoiler: Saying the quiet part out loud

In all seriousness though, thats good advice.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Have you noticed nick getting the shakes more and more recently? He used to blame it on bouncing his leg, but watch his hands, he shakes like MJF. Maybe he's having DTS or something from not being drunk all day.

Nick seems to think he's running out of time, or at the very least he is increasingly sensitive to his own mortality:

At 41, Nick knows he has another 14 years, so his time is up at 55 (whatever that means). If this is due to health issues ranging from impotence to something more serious then it would make sense as to why he's so concerned.

If it's self-inflicted due to his own intentional stupidity, then Nick shouldn't expect any sympathy. There is also his recreational substance abuse (including alcohol) to consider. Nick's body could be showing signs of stress from consumption/withdrawal at any given time considering his lifestyle. Wild living comes at a cost.

Regardless of his reasons, it's worth considering that Nick's fixation on age/time remains consistent in his thought process alongside his desire/need for hedonism. Even when he mentions spending time with his family, he can't help but inject something that feeds his need for self indulgence, whether its saying that he could be spending time with his family and then launching into getting happy endings form a masseuse, or complaining about parental responsibilities for his kid's Christmas activities when he could be on a beach in California or Cancun.