Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
Yeah except can you name me a famous song writer as in somebody who only writes songs? And if so could you recognize them on the street?
Yes, people like Bernie Taupin (mostly known for writing Elton John's songs although he does sing), Alan Menken (who wrote the bulk of Disney's best songs for a long time), Burt Bacharach & Hal David (and again they both performed as well). And no, I wouldn't recognize them in the street.

As multimillionaires, though, they could probably pull the casting couch thing, at least if they were deciding on a singing voice VA for a character, but they're probably not scoring Scarlett Johansson.

About the only thing Russ has in common with Weinstein is they're both repulsively ugly.
Russtard's attempts at writing music are pathetic as he doesn't have a good ear for melody, his hooks are non-existent and his lyrics are something an AI program could come up with.
An AI could do better, and Wesley Willis playing a Technics preset did better music and lyrics.
 
At some point, he got called out on wasting Lana's time, and his response was she should have fucked him for $300 because it was better than nothing. As always, when Russ does something wrong, he figures out some bullshit way to make himself the victim. Seriously, despite agreeing on $1500, he thought SHE was being unreasonable by demanding he stick to the agreement.
Hey he brought her a copy of his Taylor book AND a heart balloon on a stick!
 
You take that back, an AI program would do better.



Verse 1
When your heart broke through
Taylor were no longer a friend
Now I know Taylor only hide behind
Taylor can trade a life for everything under the sun

Pre-Chorus
With every gentle touch Taylor tell me what a love I have to share
It must be cause honey Taylor are what I always knew

Chorus
Dinner, Taylor were great
We can go back to mine if Taylor want to
I covered Taylor in paint

Verse 2
I feel in my mind
I feel in my soul
Have sat there looking out of the windows
Wonder if Taylor could bring them down

Pre-Chorus
It has been a few months since I met Taylor
Now I just come on down

Chorus
Dinner, Taylor were great
We can go back to mine if Taylor want to
I covered Taylor in paint


Bridge
No one in the world, had a love as sweet as Taylor
Now all I can think about when I have Taylor near me, is loving Taylor

Chorus
Dinner, Taylor were great
We can go back to mine if Taylor want to
I covered Taylor in paint

Created by TheseLyricsDoNotExist.com generation number #10237979
this reads like a Chinese person heard the words in English (without speaking much English themselves), jotted them down roughly in Chinese, misplacing a few strokes here and there, and someone else translated the mangled Chinese version back into English again
 
With his " casting couch" attempt arc, what are the odds he might get slapped with a sexual harrassment suit or slapped by a girl he " audition "..
harrassment lawsuit? those are only a thing against your employer i believe, and russ' meme company that has zero capital, zero assets and zero income can't afford to actually hire anybody. plus there'd be literally nothing to gain in a suit since russ and all his organisations basically exist in a perpetual state of bankruptcy.
slapped? that could definitely happen if he gets handsy.
most likely outcome in my opinion is that the girl either doesn't show up at all due to doing some research on who she's auditioning for, or she walks out on him after listening to his nonsense ideas for a couple of minutes and realizing that the guy is delusional.
 
Then for added hilarity, the mystery dollar amounts were revealed to be $1500 and $300.
Holy crap. I never heard the actual amount before. Here I was thinking it was something like he had $850 or something close to $1000 but you know he had to stop off and buy her flowers, a Costco muffin and that cost him a couple bucks bringing it under the magic figure. But $300 instead of $1500? Literally 1/5th the amount he was supposed to bring?

So would that work on him? I mean if somebody needed him for a job and it was agreed upon that they'd pay him $100 for his work and at the end of the day only give him $20 and say that's all they can afford and he should be happy to get it I don't think he'd be okay with it.

Max Martin.
He's also a producer which Russtard isn't. But could you recognize him walking down the street? I actually had to look up the guy and realized he's the one that wrote a lot of the songs by the Backstreet Boys meaning if I did see him on the street I'd want to punch him. He probably gets that a lot.

The point is he's some musical "genius" that has tapped into what pop songs are all about. Compare him to Russtard and it's like night and day. Max can write a catchy song. Russtard can't. End of lecture.
 
He's also a producer which Russtard isn't. But could you recognize him walking down the street? I actually had to look up the guy and realized he's the one that wrote a lot of the songs by the Backstreet Boys meaning if I did see him on the street I'd want to punch him. He probably gets that a lot.
He's vastly wealthy and wrote a lot of Taylor Swift's hits, and she dumped him because he wouldn't let her write her own songs. That's how protective Taylor Swift is of her own IP. And somehow Russhole thinks he can replace a guy like that, who Taylor Swift told to fuck off because she thought he was too controlling.

This slack-jawed retard picked the wrong target, one who tells multimillionaires to go fuck themselves because she can do this shit fine herself.
 
He's vastly wealthy and wrote a lot of Taylor Swift's hits, and she dumped him because he wouldn't let her write her own songs. That's how protective Taylor Swift is of her own IP. And somehow Russhole thinks he can replace a guy like that, who Taylor Swift told to fuck off because she thought he was too controlling.

This slack-jawed retard picked the wrong target, one who tells multimillionaires to go fuck themselves because she can do this shit fine herself.

Yes, but was he a Nice Guy who tried to woo her and give her a better life?
 
He's also a producer which Russtard isn't.
He's everything Russell wants to be. Big shot in "the music biz", filthy rich, and literally wrote songs with Taylor Swift.


But could you recognize him walking down the street?
Probably. He's fairly famous.

Also, while he has greasy hair and a beard, he can move his mouth when his talks, which is obviously the only reason he's rich and Russell isn't.


He doesn't even have a passport. Wtf not? Idiot.
He's probably afraid to leave America.
 
From a stripper in Sidney Australia.
Some typical Russ drooling.
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