Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

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She even got the grandkids involved. Christ. How old is Jilldo now? 45, 50? If shes not menopausal shes getting there.
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She PUT A DIRTY PEE TEST ON A NEWBORN??? That's WTF even for Jill.

Jill is currently 44, turning 45 later this year.

The apology letters from her two single adult kids are horrifying. Jill is definitely hysterical and making everyone walk on eggshells while they're all piled in torture positions in the RV.

Edit: it looks like she took the pregnancy test at Nurie's place just a couple weeks ago. So Jill immediately informed Kaylee that they were pregnant together, then Jill got her period, and went into hysterics that her dream was crushed by the Almighty himself.

 

[Goatchoker]

She PUT A DIRTY PEE TEST ON A NEWBORN??? That's WTF even for Jill.

Jill is currently 44, turning 45 later this year.

The apology letters from her two single adult kids are horrifying. Jill is definitely hysterical and making everyone walk on eggshells while they're all piled in torture positions in the RV.

Grandmas pee stick for a photo op!
The letters are horrifying.
Fucking hell Jill, plz stop lol

 

[Choroid Plexus]

She even got the grandkids involved. Christ. How old is Jilldo now? 45, 50? If shes not menopausal shes getting there.
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Newman's WTF face says it all, really.

 

[calypsowashi]

Is it just me or "totally not half-latina" darker skinned Hannah never makes it to the pictures? She is also in an intermediate age in between the "literal babies" and the older sisters group. I think she might be the Tim of the girls...

Poor kid has David's colouring and Jill low key hates it. She has referred to Hannah as "our Portugese princess". Considering the gene pool, the kid is actually quite striking.

Also getting the grandkids involved in a pregnancy announcement. Did the pee even dry on that test. The woman is absolutely unhinged

 

[sorrycharlie]

Phillip said in his letter: “We'll see him or her in heaven because you loved life so, and took pain patiently!”

Sorry if I’m reading too much into this, but is he saying that if Jill hadn’t “took pain patiently” (i.e. had a D&C?), they wouldn’t get to meet their SEVERELY PRECIOUS miscarriage in Heaven?

The test Nemmy’s holding is covered in his grandmother’s piss. Stay classy, Jill.

 

[Android raptor]

So did Jill put her miscarriage/late period in a cumjar in thr fridge? Will we be treated to horrific and unnecessary dead embryo pics?

C'mon Jill, Tard Baby thread crossover time.

 

[Trombonista]

She even got the grandkids involved. Christ. How old is Jilldo now? 45, 50? If shes not menopausal shes getting there.
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If she's willing to show a toddler a pregnancy test, she has no right to complain about 3rd graders learning about LGBT people.

 

[Jane Eyre]

Apparently the Facebook posts about the miscarriage weren't enough - Jill posted now a Youtube video about the whole thing.

 

[TractorGirl]

Apparently the Facebook posts about the miscarriage weren't enough - Jill posted now a Youtube video about the whole thing.

The woman is a fucking idiot. If she counts all her previous SEVERE miscarriages why does she count this as baby 14? Shouldn’t this be baby 76 if you count an embryo as a baby?

 

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Apparently the Facebook posts about the miscarriage weren't enough - Jill posted now a Youtube video about the whole thing.

TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES?

Everyone is talking in their highest, breathiest, unnatural voices. Jill demands absolute hysteria. Nathan looks terrified.

Of course, Jill has to prank Kaylee into thinking it's Nurie who is pregnant, so Jill can have maximum excitement. On command, Kaylee's voice transforms into an actual dog whistle. Jill is so thrilled with the attention that she's already fully ignoring Janessa on her lap.

Of course, Jill had to slip in there that it she expects Nurie to be pregnant by the spring so Jill can have a pregnancy photo shoot with both of her married daughters. Fuck Nurie's health, Jill wants that photo.

Interestingly, when she's home alone with Jonathan, Kaylee wears no makeup at all. Oh, I see. Their punishment for Jonathan not allowing a pregnant Kaylee to sleep in the torture RV for a few months, is to be tasked with Jill's mom's 24/7 in home health care for as long as Jill wants to travel. Because God forbid Grandpa lift a finger.

At 4:15, we realize that the opening of the video, with Renee and Nurie walking down a beach, helium talking their heads off with praise for Sweet Mama... was filmed seconds before giving her their utmost sorrowful condolences. Jill made them film both parts AFTER she got her period.

Jill was just so distraught, she HAD to go to the hospital... to pose with Fat Dave, Nurie, and Nathan on the blood draw / infusion chairs. Who took this photo? How many people had to bear witness to Jill's manic hospital trip?


Jill got to nap and laze around and not lift a finger, because she was in EXCRUCIATING pain. You can do everything, plus baby Sweet Mama, right Nurie?



Jill likes Janessa again.



More hysterics from everyone. None of the boys were forced to take part in this shit show. It just keeps going. David bought Jill a small stuffed bear for Valentines Day - and to cheer her up from her miscarriage, says Jill - and Jill praises David as if he'd saved her life. Thr bear isn't even a love bear; it says "Besties" on it. Fat Dave is Jill's best friend, she gushes.

At 20:00 and finally wrapping up. Jill us going to name her week old fetus Regan, after the president. Because they love President Regan.

Archived version of the video:

Bonus content. Jill caught bae slippin

 

[Android raptor]

Anyone else think the Quiverfull fixation on moms being pregnant the same time as their daughters is creepy as hell? Like not even trying to hide their breeding fetish.

Jill is probably on cloud 9 right now with all the narcissistic supply she's getting. All the attention benefits of having a new baby with none of the drawbacks, like having to actually feed and care for it.

 

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I decided to re visit the timeline of Jill's fertility throughout her 30s. Below are all of her pregancies, the result, and Jill age at each event. Please note that while this latest SEVERE miscarriage is Jill's 6th, and five of them happened at an advanced maternal age - her very first pregnancy ended in miscarriage (which is why it isn't included in this timeline.)

• 2008-09 - Hannah born [Jill is 29]
• 2011 - miscarriage (Aaron) [Jill is 32]
• 2011 - miscarriage (Jordan) [Jill is 32]
• 2012-01 - Olivia born [Jill is 33]
• 2012 - miscarriage (Lauren) [Jill is 33]
• 2012 - miscarriage (Nolan) [Jill is 34]
• 2013-11 - Sadie born [Jill is 35]
• 2015-07 - Sofia born [Jill is 36]
• 2018-04 - Janessa born [Jill is 39]

Despite a struggle with multiple miscarriages in her early 30s, Jill successfully birthed four children at an age when bearing usually leaves off. Her gratitude for this luck leaves something to the imagination.

It's okay to enter your Fall season of life, Jill. Remember the theme of your ladies retreat! This is the season of grandchildren.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES?

Everyone is talking in their highest, breathiest, unnatural voices. Jill demands absolute hysteria.

The intonation of their speach will never not be the most annoying thing my ears have ever heard. I literally want to smack Jilldo for making them speak that way and say "MAWMAW"

Give me my hats.

 

[Vi0l3t]

TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES?

Everyone is talking in their highest, breathiest, unnatural voices. Jill demands absolute hysteria. Nathan looks terrified.

Of course, Jill has to prank Kaylee into thinking it's Nurie who is pregnant, so Jill can have maximum excitement. On command, Kaylee's voice transforms into an actual dog whistle. Jill is so thrilled with the attention that she's already fully ignoring Janessa on her lap.

Of course, Jill had to slip in there that it she expects Nurie to be pregnant by the spring so Jill can have a pregnancy photo shoot with both of her married daughters. Fuck Nurie's health, Jill wants that photo.

Interestingly, when she's home alone with Jonathan, Kaylee wears no makeup at all. Oh, I see. Their punishment for Jonathan not allowing a pregnant Kaylee to sleep in the torture RV for a few months, is to be tasked with Jill's mom's 24/7 in home health care for as long as Jill wants to travel. Because God forbid Grandpa lift a finger.

At 4:15, we realize that the opening of the video, with Renee and Nurie walking down a beach, helium talking their heads off with praise for Sweet Mama... was filmed seconds before giving her their utmost sorrowful condolences. Jill made them film both parts AFTER she got her period.

Jill was just so distraught, she HAD to go to the hospital... to pose with Fat Dave, Nurie, and Nathan on the blood draw / infusion chairs. Who took this photo? How many people had to bear witness to Jill's manic hospital trip?
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Jill got to nap and laze around and not lift a finger, because she was in EXCRUCIATING pain. You can do everything, plus baby Sweet Mama, right Nurie?
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Jill likes Janessa again.
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More hysterics from everyone. None of the boys were forced to take part in this shit show. It just keeps going. David bought Jill a small stuffed bear for Valentines Day - and to cheer her up from her miscarriage, says Jill - and Jill praises David as if he'd saved her life. Thr bear isn't even a love bear; it says "Besties" on it. Fat Dave is Jill's best friend, she gushes.

At 20:00 and finally wrapping up. Jill us going to name her week old fetus Regan, after the president. Because they love President Regan.

Archived version of the video:
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Bonus content. Jill caught bae slippin
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Wtf is wrong with the poor girls speech at 2:50? Is she deaf?

 

[cuddle striker]

Considering the gene pool, the kid is actually quite striking.

if the kid's got any "outside" genes (fat Dave wasn't born in this extended cult) they'll look better.

If she's willing to show a toddler a pregnancy test, she has no right to complain about 3rd graders learning about LGBT people.

this is the kind of return to Christian tradition people are going to get, like it or not. Jilldos everywhere, running your HOA, throwing their piss on infants and demanding that you cry when they have a late period.

 

[Rotogravure]

Wtf is wrong with the poor girls speech at 2:50? Is she deaf?

The Rods, especially the younger ones (even though this is Kaylee) I think, have a very insular "homeschool" accent. There are a bunch of videos. (BAYBEL STUDY) They're all so on top of each other no one hears "normal" speech and so they keep perpetuating the accent and other issues.

 

[Vi0l3t]

The Rods, especially the younger ones (even though this is Kaylee) I think, have a very insular "homeschool" accent. There are a bunch of videos. (BAYBEL STUDY) They're all so on top of each other no one hears "normal" speech and so they keep perpetuating the accent and other issues.

It's insane, she sounds just like someone hard of hearing. Christ that would be hard to listen too.

 

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BAYBEL STUDY)

They actually call it "Bye-bul Reading". Studying is too worldly.

Bible Reading is their only education besides reading one to two pages in a pre-filled book or workbook, a couple of times per week. After 12 years of this, Jill declares them graduated from Rodrigues Family Homeschool.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I decided to re visit the timeline of Jill's fertility throughout her 30s. Below are all of her pregancies, the result, and Jill age at each event. Please note that while this latest SEVERE miscarriage is Jill's 6th, and five of them happened at an advanced maternal age - her very first pregnancy ended in miscarriage (which is why it isn't included in this timeline.)

• 2008-09 - Hannah born [Jill is 29]
• 2011 - miscarriage (Aaron) [Jill is 32]
• 2011 - miscarriage (Jordan) [Jill is 32]
• 2012-01 - Olivia born [Jill is 33]
• 2012 - miscarriage (Lauren) [Jill is 33]
• 2012 - miscarriage (Nolan) [Jill is 34]
• 2013-11 - Sadie born [Jill is 35]
• 2015-07 - Sofia born [Jill is 36]
• 2018-04 - Janessa born [Jill is 39]

Despite a struggle with multiple miscarriages in her early 30s, Jill successfully birthed four children at an age when bearing usually leaves off. Her gratitude for this luck leaves something to the imagination.

It's okay to enter your Fall season of life, Jill. Remember the theme of your ladies retreat! This is the season of grandchildren.

35 is only (I've hammered this point before) "advanced maternal age" because it's when the risk of Down Syndrome becomes higher than the risk of fetal death from an amniocentesis (1 in 200). Fertility in your late 30s is only mildly to moderately impaired, and the average age of final live childbirth for women in 1900, before most modern obstetric advances, was 41-43. The idea that it's incredibly good fortune to get pregnant in your late 30s/early 40s is brand new and comes from IVF and other things being used for couples who have had big trouble conceiving. If you've already been making babies in your 20s and 30s, 35 isn't some kind of cliff. Women get pregnant all the time in these families at ages 43-46.

 

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35 is only (I've hammered this point before) "advanced maternal age" because it's when the risk of Down Syndrome becomes higher than the risk of fetal death from an amniocentesis (1 in 200). Fertility in your late 30s is only mildly to moderately impaired, and the average age of final live childbirth for women in 1900, before most modern obstetric advances, was 41-43. The idea that it's incredibly good fortune to get pregnant in your late 30s/early 40s is brand new and comes from IVF and other things being used for couples who have had big trouble conceiving. If you've already been making babies in your 20s and 30s, 35 isn't some kind of cliff. Women get pregnant all the time in these families at ages 43-46.

I agree. The timeline is to illustrate that Jill began to struggle to carry to term starting in her 30s, whereas she had a child per year before that age.

It's also been six years between Jill's last pregnancy (Janessa), and the latest one, despite early testing regularly. It doesn't seem like it's God's plan for her to be one of the rare ducks who easily have children in the 40s with no fertility treatments.