Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Regardless of his reasons, it's worth considering that Nick's fixation on age/time remains consistent in his thought process alongside his desire/need for hedonism. Even when he mentions spending time with his family, he can't help but inject something that feeds his need for self indulgence, whether its saying that he could be spending time with his family and then launching into getting happy endings form a masseuse, or complaining about parental responsibilities for his kid's Christmas activities when he could be on a beach in California or Cancun.
The guy doesn't work. His wife doesn't work. The kids are homeschooled. If he wants to go to the beach, he can go to the beach any time he wants any day he wants. Its not like the guy is dealing with a 9 to 5 job or the public schools. Its not like he is trapped in a schedule where holidays are precious time off. He also has plenty of money.
All this "poor me" bullshit is just retarded. But its always easier for an alcoholic to blame his wife and kids rather than look in the mirror admitting where the real problem is.
 
The guy doesn't work. His wife doesn't work. The kids are homeschooled. If he wants to go to the beach, he can go to the beach any time he wants any day he wants. Its not like the guy is dealing with a 9 to 5 job or the public schools. Its not like he is trapped in a schedule where holidays are precious time off. He also has plenty of money.
All this "poor me" bullshit is just retarded. But its always easier for an alcoholic to blame his wife and kids rather than look in the mirror admitting where the real problem is.
I will add the mild counter that his laziness, eccentric wife, self-employment stresses, and FIVE fucking kids (I assume you do not have any) do take up a lot of his time. His sleep schedule also forces him to be up at odd times to take care of normal human business.

Could he do better? Sure, but he has a hard limit on his time. He does not have FU money yet to love totally carefree.

If I had to guess, he could probably get an extra 2 or so hours a day eyes out if he got off his bum and organised, but his constitution does not incline him to do so.
 
He's a selfish, immature closeted homo thats realized he's middle aged and he thinks the time he's spend being married to one person and having 5 kids is "wasted" because he could have spent the last twenty years bug chasing in San Francisco fag bars in a leather suit high on poppers with a Balldo up his ass wearing nipple clamps.
So thats what he wants to do now because he's "running out of time"
I think thats whats so repellent about this arrested development, cringey coom obsessed 40 year old drunk Nick, he's so self obsessed he doesn't care what the effect on his kids will be when they find out what a fucking loser their Dad is.
Nicks attitude is fine in an 18 year old.
Its cringey in a guy in his late 20's, in a guy in his mid 30's it would be pathetic, at Nicks age its just contemptible and repulsive.
He's such a fucking whiner all he talks about is what he wants, and narcissism without charisma is disgusting to most people.
 
He's a selfish, immature closeted homo thats realized he's middle aged and he thinks the time he's spend being married to one person and having 5 kids is "wasted" because he could have spent the last twenty years bug chasing in San Francisco fag bars in a leather suit high on poppers with a Balldo up his ass wearing nipple clamps.
So thats what he wants to do now because he's "running out of time"
I think thats whats so repellent about this arrested development, cringey coom obsessed 40 year old drunk Nick, he's so self obsessed he doesn't care what the effect on his kids will be when they find out what a fucking loser their Dad is.
Nicks attitude is fine in an 18 year old.
Its cringey in a guy in his late 20's, in a guy in his mid 30's it would be pathetic, at Nicks age its just contemptible and repulsive.
He's such a fucking whiner all he talks about is what he wants, and narcissism without charisma is disgusting to most people.
It’s like he never ACTUALLY committed to his wife and family.

I’m in the same ballpark with Nick agewise, but idk. My bucket list isn’t full of things that would make my wife resent me.

It’s like weird ballgag parties were an aspiration he held closeted the whole time he was in school, getting married etc.. except they probably weren’t. It’s probably just an opportunity he sees and this is the rhetoric he’s latched onto because some paypigs and possibly his wife buy it.
 
FIVE fucking kids (I assume you do not have any)
Nigga, he has a fucking nanny, His stress is all self inflicted. It would be nice to have a life as "hard" as his. Pay people to take care of your children while you stay up all night getting drunk and rambling on the internet, then sleep all day and see your kids maybe 2 hours a day.
 
It’s like he never ACTUALLY committed to his wife and family.

I’m in the same ballpark with Nick agewise, but idk. My bucket list isn’t full of things that would make my wife resent me.

It’s like weird ballgag parties were an aspiration he held closeted the whole time he was in school, getting married etc.. except they probably weren’t. It’s probably just an opportunity he sees and this is the rhetoric he’s latched onto because some paypigs and possibly his wife buy it.
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In my defense, many people here have asked me for a breakdown of the Locals degens. (Also, the reaction emoji thingy reflects that people were pretty entertained - at the very least - by the Cynthia/Cory spat- which will probs continue.)

More importantly, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu needs some context - which I generally have. She's doing a brilliant job in capturing the chats and finding amusing snippets but the sheer quantity of information is aided by someone who "knows" these people (me).

But, sure. I'm new here. I'll try to read the room on the matter.
A minority of users give stickers to things. Additionally, posting recaps of drama is fine, posting what is essentially an open letter to Locals spergs is cringe.
 
I will add the mild counter that his laziness, eccentric wife, self-employment stresses, and FIVE fucking kids (I assume you do not have any) do take up a lot of his time. His sleep schedule also forces him to be up at odd times to take care of normal human business.

Could he do better? Sure, but he has a hard limit on his time. He does not have FU money yet to love totally carefree.

If I had to guess, he could probably get an extra 2 or so hours a day eyes out if he got off his bum and organised, but his constitution does not incline him to do so.
I agree that Nick could do much better, though it's pronounced all the more with the supports he has.

It is my understanding that Kayla is not really a burden to Nick (moreso if properly medicated) outside of being an enabler, and she can care for herself and do her part in caring for the kids. The nature of Nick's self-employment afford Nick the luxury of drinking while people pay him so they can get his attention via toasts/superchats/paid subscriptions. They even send lewds of themselves and/or nudes of pornstars. As for caring for children, he has (had?) hired help for some time.

There's also the kids themselves to consider. Many families (especially large ones) are prone to child parentification, where they have their kids look after their younger siblings to varying degrees. Over time this can lead to eventual tensions between the parent and parentified child that last into adulthood, but I digress.

Nick's sleep schedule may be disruptive, but he still finds time for all the streaming he does since Nick has chosen to prioritize that over his health. Not sure what good Nick's prescription meds are when he's drinking during said streams either.

Nick demonstrated that his setup is portable (vacation stream at Hedonism II) and advances in remote learning make homeschooling much less prohibitive than ever for extended vacations with family. Nick also has/had money to burn on a Mustang he doesn't need in December 2022 and holds at least two fairly nice properties (one of which he is shouldering as a burden due to social obligations).

All this to say that, compared to average humans living in North America, Nick has plenty of advantages/opportunities to live as he wants, and while he does have a hard limit on his time, Nick has the same 24 hours in a day that everyone else does, so he isn't at any meaningful disadvantage and since Nick has been doing this for years he should be organized by now (though it's more likely that he's in a comfortable rut).

The largest burdens Nick has to bear are the ones he's brought on himself.
 
I will add the mild counter that his laziness, eccentric wife, self-employment stresses, and FIVE fucking kids (I assume you do not have any) do take up a lot of his time. His sleep schedule also forces him to be up at odd times to take care of normal human business.

Could he do better? Sure, but he has a hard limit on his time. He does not have FU money yet to love totally carefree.

If I had to guess, he could probably get an extra 2 or so hours a day eyes out if he got off his bum and organised, but his constitution does not incline him to do so.
Lmao. This fucking nigger screams at his computer monitor for 6-12 hours a day while getting shithoused. That's both his hobby and his job. Any "stress" is purely imaginary. As for his kids? He doesn't do a fucking thing for them. I have kids, and I can tell you getting fucking annihilated on stream every day and screaming about balldos in a house with sheetrock walls is not what I would consider "careful" or "attentive" parenting. Jesus Christ.
 
in every school in a city even if it required moving students randomly big distances across the city by bus to do it [...] And caused people to flee the public schools and the areas under the desegregation orders
PL My mom grew up in a liberal family in New England and when bussing started, my grandma promised that if any of her kids were chosen, she was going to put all of them into private school. She wasn't going to tolerate them being sent somewhere potentially dangerous with no easy/safe way to get home if there was some emergency.
People have conveniently forgotten how just how racist Democrat states were and are.
 
PL My mom grew up in a liberal family in New England and when bussing started, my grandma promised that if any of her kids were chosen, she was going to put all of them into private school. She wasn't going to tolerate them being sent somewhere potentially dangerous with no easy/safe way to get home if there was some emergency.
People have conveniently forgotten how just how racist Democrat states were and are.
I don't even think I'd call it racist to not want your kids shipped to some shithole innercity school to be surrounded by feral niggers, or to want those feral niggers shipped to your kids school.
13/50 maybe be a meme but it's entirely accurate, if all the niggers disappeared tommorow the crime rate would plummet and the US would be one of the safest nations on Earth. The truth isn't racist. Sub Saharan and West African (where most slaves came from) niggers were stone age savages for a reason, they're mostly aggressive, violent, and impulsive, it's not racist to not want your kids around them, it's being a good parent. Notice how even more civilized Black families once they get sucessful enough move to get away from niggers.
 
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Wait, did you make this?! Lmao!!! Marry me?
Damn @Procrastinhater, you're out here getting all the dried up old pussy. Save some of that leathery old GILF gash for the rest of us!

If you do marry her, ensure you get a prenup. Get a good lawyer to help you out. I heard there's this legal expert named Ty Beard that's probably good.
 
Enklechewer. google it in quotes. you're welcome
Nobody cares. Go be gay someplace else.

He's a selfish, immature closeted homo thats realized he's middle aged and he thinks the time he's spend being married to one person and having 5 kids is "wasted" because he could have spent the last twenty years bug chasing in San Francisco fag bars in a leather suit high on poppers with a Balldo up his ass wearing nipple clamps.
So thats what he wants to do now because he's "running out of time"
I think thats whats so repellent about this arrested development, cringey coom obsessed 40 year old drunk Nick, he's so self obsessed he doesn't care what the effect on his kids will be when they find out what a fucking loser their Dad is.
Nicks attitude is fine in an 18 year old.
Its cringey in a guy in his late 20's, in a guy in his mid 30's it would be pathetic, at Nicks age its just contemptible and repulsive.
He's such a fucking whiner all he talks about is what he wants, and narcissism without charisma is disgusting to most people.
It's pretty scummy of him to pull this shit when his kids are in their formative years. I hope he reaps the consequences of his actions.
 
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