Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

moral of the story is - dont mess with the kiwi


Only question left is how long until he ropes
 

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Opposite of a Winner said:
I'm assuming there'd be a lawsuit involved especially if the money was used to fuel Keffal's drug addiction
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Keffals has mental health problems and is a drug addict, so, I think the lawsuit would not go very far. Best result: no one gives money to Keffals, who will likely need it in the future as Keffals popularity is in decline.

Last party before the crash.
 
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Guli said:
LMFAO "My doctors said a detox would kill me" this snow nigger isn't doing coke, he's either a smackhead or lying as per usual.. or both!
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You can’t die from heroin detox either unless you have some other medical problem, and even then it’s extremely unlikely. He’s 100% bullshitting.
 
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I think he's bullshitting about going to rehab but I can believe he does abuse benzos. His dull affect and occasional slurring reminds me of how some people get on them and I bet with his sob story and troon status he could have gotten a nice prescription for them to get him started.

I don't know if he's ever even talked about being on them before, I just always thought he gave off the vibe of someone a little zonked on them.
 
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Starre & Ruine said:
Keffals has mental health problems and is a drug addict, so, I think the lawsuit would not go very far. Best result: no one gives money to Keffals, who will likely need it in the future as Keffals popularity is in decline.

Last party before the crash.
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Only reason I brought up Jenny Cataldo comparison is because she was charged with wirefraud and a judge said something along the lines that she took money from people who need it. I can't imagine a judge saying that for keffals like "Other tards suing the Farms and Canadian government could've used that money" but I'm assuming a fraud charge or something similar would appear. Again, I'm not a legal expert but I'm assuming something would happen from lying to receive donations whether mental illness, drugs, etc. are involved or not.
 
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timewave0 said:
You can’t die from heroin detox either unless you have some other medical problem, and even then it’s extremely unlikely. He’s 100% bullshitting.
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Other medical problem, you say? Like having a compromised immune system and a constantly infected amhole because he gutted himself like a fucking fish while pretending to be a woman?
 
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Glass Eye Kurt said:
What a complete trainwreck of a person.

I don't care enough about Lucas to hate him, but I would happily hoof him in his frankencunt if it wouldn't ruin my shoes.
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Wish I didn't hate him, but I fucking do.

He ruined the holiday season, he tried to destroy free speech. He and his crew of fivehead creeps would gleefully sacrifice the entire Internet to their autistic obsession.

How'd that 15 minutes of fame do you, Lucas? Seems like you took some major, major losses.

Was it worth it?
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Aw yea, in and out of rehab arc incoming. That absolute loser "fiancé" wised up at the last possible minute and now there's no one for Lucas to grift off of for drug money. Wonder what the demand for gross fat men with bitch tits larping as hookers is up in leafland is.

He better start practicing on some bananas and popsicles because those opiods aren't going to fund themselves!
 
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