Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

If I could go back in time and join the constitutional conventions, I’d have only two suggestions.

All the rules written have no use if there is nobody to ensure it is upheld. The systemic rape of the American ideological and societal mind in the last 70 years has ensured it is not possible. Who can watch the watchmen now?

It’s like he never ACTUALLY committed to his wife and family.

His only "commitment" is to his trust fund. That's the only thing consistent in his life so far.

If you do marry her, ensure you get a prenup. Get a good lawyer to help you out. I heard there's this legal expert named Ty Beard that's probably good.

Eh, I'd need to have the prenup. $ isn't my issue. Promise.

Damnit Ty, we lost the divorce again!

In other news, is anyone surprised at Chrissie Mayr being a Rekieta acquaintance with the shit she just said in this video? Branca is right with these types of women that she'll be divoicing her husband and taking all his shit lol.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Wait, did you make this?! Lmao!!! Marry me?

Not mine sadly. Pretty good work though huh?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Not mine sadly. Pretty good work though huh?

Careful now, according to previous locals behavior, there's a non-insignificant chance that Cynthia will try to track you down irl as some 1337 haxxor and dox you via some copyright claim on a public forum.
In addition, why don't you stop being a little bitch and just post your IRL face so Branca and Nick can shit on you for being forcibly married to an older woman who's functionally useless after childbirth. I know Drex is just salivating at chasing after your wife-to-be now.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Eh, I'd need to have the prenup. $ isn't my issue. Promise.

Prenups aren't only about money. I'd think someone that hangs off the nuts of a legal tour de force like Nick "King of the Proboscis Monkeys" Rekieta would know that.

No, the prenup is so that when the Slippery Stuff runs out, @Procrastinhater can get you to fuck off with a lot less hassle.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Enklechewer. google it in quotes. you're welcome

Look it’s rekieta! Will you sign my balldo?
Edit: you’re all getting autistic ratings this isn’t a hookup website don’t let that gay shit leak over here

 

[Strix454]

Enklechewer. google it in quotes. you're welcome

Known on the farms at least as far back as 2019. Boring and late.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Look it’s rekieta! Will you sign my balldo?
Edit: you’re all getting autistic ratings this isn’t a hookup website don’t let that gay shut leak over here

Oh no, not the stickers, whatever will I do.

Enklechewer. google it in quotes. you're welcome

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 02/22/2023, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Enklechewer. google it in quotes. you're welcome

Get verified with the staff or get laughed at.

Spoiler: Post verification

We'll still laugh at you

 

[Dean Pentel]

Oh no, not the stickers, whatever will I do.


Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 02/22/2023, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Having a gay orgy isn't illegal in Cherokee, NC. You won't go to prison. Kinda weird to query for participants in this thread, but you do you, boo.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Having a gay orgy isn't illegal in Cherokee, NC. You won't go to prison. Kinda weird to query for participants in this thread, but you do you, boo.

I think that’s a reference to someone doxing themselves to fight someone irl but I can’t remember who or when so this comment isn’t exactly helpful

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I hope he reaps the consequences of his actions.

Over Under on how many of his Kids Troon.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Over Under on how many of his Kids Troon.

At least 3. I hope Drexel grooms all his daughters.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

At least 3. I hope Drexel grooms all his daughters.

2 Females end up Drexel'd, and the rest troon?

 

[feral cat #6385]

2 Females end up Drexel'd, and the rest troon?

What's the breakdown of his kids?

I think he has two male children. They will both troon. From being molested by Drexel.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What's the breakdown of his kids?

I think he has two male children. They will both troon. From being molested by Drexel.

I have no fucking which of his kids are what.

 

[ChromaQuack]

What's the breakdown of his kids?

I think he has two male children. They will both troon. From being molested by Drexel.

You got it wrong, it's divorce, kids taken away, Nicky Lampshade troons out and spends the rest of xir days banging 10s with drexel at gay90s until a tragic accident involving the mustang, a balldo and a lubed up steering wheel.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

a lubed up steering wheel.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Locals backend leaks the email addresses of users in certain cases. Totally public information.
This is Nick Rekieta's personal email address: Enklechewer @gmail.com

Feel free to check my work. Have fun!

Enklechewer. google it in quotes. you're welcome

You seem oddly fixated on this one thing for no discernable reason.
Also, pretty gay using that username.
If you were Rekieta, you could probably easily verify yourself to Null.
But, you seem to be some gay ops fag. Disgusting.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Enklechewer. google it in quotes. you're welcome

if only there was a "closeted faggot" sticker.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

if only there was a "closeted faggot" sticker.

There's a Deviant sticker, but you have to be True & Honest to get it.