🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sicko Hunter]

I legitimately think Ralph would kill himself before he'd work a normal job. Especially considering he has no prior work experience and his reputation is about as low as it gets. He'd get a job as a gas station clerk at best. He could not handle it. Also no way his ego would let him because in his mind the haters would win. Completely dropping off the internet wouldn't be a consideration for him either, so he couldn't even ignore the haters.

Yeah no, he'd swallow a handful of Xannies and chug liquor before he worked at Walmart. What would even be on a resume for a man who has never had a real job ins his life? Blogging and running a website isn't going to get you a job outside of fast food.

 

[Chimplord1997]

He just yelled at pantsu live on air about the power bill, and bubble says he is the new host of the killstream.
I legitimately feel like a suicide might be soon if this isn't some gay work.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is complete hogwash.

 

[LadiosSopp]

He just yelled at pantsu live on air about the power bill, and bubble says he is the new host of the killstream.
I legitimately feel like a suicide might be soon if this isn't some gay work.View attachment 4598086

Stupid gay work confirmed. These guys are awful at this.

 

[zShirt]

Hasn't he been on like a 3 week bender? I feel like I've heard this story before.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

For the record, Ralph pulling a Lotax and stranding his horse wife and 1/2 of his young children in Mexico would be an extremely spiteful thing to do, and Ralph is nothing but spite, absolute peak Ralphamale behavior.

However, Ralph would never complete the corn sacrifice and let Null win, so I firmly believe he won't commit sodoku while he still receives any income from streaming.

The only curveball I could see happening is if doctor gave Ralph a terminal diagnosis with a very short time-till-death.

 

[orang]

Imagine "unpaid electric bill" being the thing that pushes you over the edge to suicide.

its usually the small things in a sea of shit that puts people over the edge.

 

[Chimplord1997]

He just said he was thinking about it but has changed his mind.
I don't think it was a work, just the mercurial tantrums of Ralph on a bender.

 

[heathercho]

He just yelled at pantsu live on air about the power bill, and bubble says he is the new host of the killstream.
I legitimately feel like a suicide might be soon if this isn't some gay work.View attachment 4598086

No one likes Bibble and no one will watch. They're there for the Ralphamale, not a fake nigger.
Such a shamefur dispray for pity bucks.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

He just yelled at pantsu live on air about the power bill, and bubble says he is the new host of the killstream.
I legitimately feel like a suicide might be soon if this isn't some gay work.View attachment 4598086

Confirmed work. Any time bibble is involved in earnest it's a shitty larp.

 

[Near]

No retirement, no suicide on stream, Pantsu gets to eat shit again on air, reminding us she is living a nightmarish existence.

Dunno bros, feels like a decisive A-lawg victory.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Behold, the power of women!

All it takes is for them to miss one power bill payment, and they can shatter the will of even the most stubborn, and misogynistic men!

 

[whogoesthere]

I do not think this is a work, nor is it real as stated.

I think Ralph is trying to shift himself about so he doesn't get banned from twitter. I think he will do a bit of a keemstar dance, where he can claim any account of his is simply reporting what he is saying, rather than him directly saying it.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Unfortunately it's extremely difficult to get a legal gun in mexico. For ralph to actually get the business end of a shotgun he would have to suicide by cop, or the mexican equivalent, suicide by provoking the local town drug lord. He can't murder suicide his family unless he piles them all into the car and they go out together.

Which, if caught on film, would be a pretty fitting end for the mexico saga.

Keyword is legal, imagine how funny it would be to wqtch Ralph get his ass kicked due to an arms deal gone wrong. They don't even shoot him, just push him over.

 

[Fslur]

He just yelled at pantsu live on air about the power bill, and bubble says he is the new host of the killstream.
I legitimately feel like a suicide might be soon if this isn't some gay work.View attachment 4598086

Ralph just said he isn’t quitting after Bibble sent $3 to ask for the keys. Just scamming again.

 

[THATSNOTTRUE]

Ralph said he can't do anything except stream otherwise he'd blow his brains out.

 

[chalkyresidue]

Are we ready… FOR REHAB ROMANCE????

 

[Telemeter]

Something about driving 5 hours across Mexico at 5am with his lawyer like Hunter S Thompson and livestreaming it so his truck doesn’t get impounded? It’s awful early in the day to be this wasted, his speech is barely understandable.

So where will the wife and kid be during this adventure?

He's just driving to the southern border, it's just about 5 hours away.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's just driving to the southern border, it's just about 5 hours away.

Guatemala arc

 

[MadStan]

A grown man blaming his wife for a power outage. And makes her stream her apology. This is real Alabama red neck shit going down.

Tomorrow they will be streaming how the water tank was set to luke warm and Pantsu the Pansy will break down in tears as we hear her failure as the man of the house to have set the temperature correctly .