Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Keffals isn't going to go to rehab or get clean and he's going to overdose and die for good at some point. He does not view himself as capable of living in reality and as such chooses to cope with his insanity by indulging in it. At what point will he grift too close to the sun and lose what support systems remained for him? Because that's the point at which his self-inflicted death will happen.
As right as I think you are, then our cow is gone. Whilenits not funny like other cows, this is a source of what not to do with your life
 
One of the reasons I don't think Keffals is taking heroin is I recall Keffals mentioning in one of the streams (sometime in the past 2 months) what drug they're on for I believe ADHD. I can't remember what it was called although I think it began with 'D'

Keffals jokingly referred to it as either 'Prescription Heroin' or 'Prescription/Legal Meth'. Which I know isn't entirely helpful as these 2 things would have totally different effects. It was one of the streams I did a breakdown of but I felt it was autistic to be including details like what prescription medication Keffals was on.

Worth noting that during the Shoe stream, Shoe did a "ADHD Swagger" which Keffals mentioned and could relate to.
Talking about taking their 'normal" pills just before the stream to prevent their ADHD brain from going haywire, something that Shoe was able to understand as she seemingly also needs ADHD pills.
So does that mean Keffals is on a ADHD pill that could be considered a "downer" as opposed to a stimulant? I'm not diagnosed with ADHD so I don't know how these medications work.
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It's a phenomenon called the paradoxical drug effect for people with ADHD/ADD (the actual neurological processing disorder and not the quirky/over diagnosed nonsense)
You sure it began with a D? Because people commonly refer to adderall as legal meth.
It may be dextroamphetamine or the older dexmethylphenidate.

Keffals' pupils in a lot of these clips scream someone who is on stimulants to me, but the speech patterns/slurring is likely opiates of some description. London Ontario has a huge opioid issue (as does the rest of everywhere I think these days), but a lot of the skids out that way would have done speedballs if the riches were plentiful - I don't know if Lucas is even remotely capable of conceptualizing such a thing but it may have been something he was taught in that area as a young drug user. He could also be smoking the shit off of tinfoil, which might be why he isn't nodding specifically in the way I would imagine if someone ran the length of streams that he does, could be a couple things. I dunno if ADHD amphetamine abuse would cause his pupils to be that big (or counteract the pinning of pupils you would more likely see in opiate users). Couldn't have happened to a nicer person tho lol

(also just realized I was not on the current page of the thread, sorry for the notifications I am retarded)
 
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By the way, the only rehab place I can think of in Ontario would be in Ottawa. I hope he has fun with the rules there. Including the one on personal hygiene. If he actually does go, I hope to hear some stories on the random room searches.
 
Not from Ontario or anything but hospital experience from a socialized medicine country.

What we did with withdrawals was have them sit in the ER bed until the risk was mitigated, and then offer them resources or send them on their way. Half the time they didn't even get a private room.

Crackie Karen just gets to shake and shiver in the ER bed for a few days while the nurses make sure they don't shit on themselves too bad or have a heart attack
My mom used to be a nurse in Ontario, so I can chime in on this.
They have a wing for druggies to detox in most hospitals for this reason. if they are having medical issues that are not emergencies, medical floor deals with it(where my mother used to work), and if they were serious, it is emergency's problem to treat them. when they are detoxing, sometimes they are wigged out and extremely dangerous. it all depends on what they are detoxing for and how long they have been on it, and what their mental state is like.
Given how mentally unhinged keffals is and depending on what drug he/she is on, he/she will be strapped down to the bed. he/she will be able to do nothing but stare at a ceiling until it is feeding time.
If she is expecting the ritz hotel on the taxpayer's dime, she has another thing coming. they will make sure she is sober when she walks out those doors.
And not to mention, that is just the detox. he/she will have to be sober before ANY rehab program will accept him/her. if he/she doesn't stay sober, they will kick him/her out and do the detox all over again
 
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Not from Ontario or anything but hospital experience from a socialized medicine country.

What we did with withdrawals was have them sit in the ER bed until the risk was mitigated, and then offer them resources or send them on their way. Half the time they didn't even get a private room.

Crackie Karen just gets to shake and shiver in the ER bed for a few days while the nurses make sure they don't shit on themselves too bad or have a heart attack
Related, but how are mental health services handled in most countries with a public health system? As Keffals is also clearly in need of psychiatric evaluation as well, is mental health care also subsidized?
 
dude is lying so fucking hard its insane. if he was so addicted to something that the withdrawals would kill him he would have to have been taking something really addictive. like even heroin as far as i know wont kill you if you stop as long as you take the meds the doctors give you youll be fine. it will still be an absolutely miserable experience but you wont die.

in fact correct me if im wrong but i do not think its possible to die from withdrawls from any drug as long as you go to the hospital or rehab. you still suffer of course but quitting and going somewhere you can be monitored and given things to keep you stable do wonders to prevent death.

i also like how he mentions his youtube will still be active. something tells me he is just gonna use his youtube page to do the same stuff he does on twitter since there is a section on there which he does use last i checked.

either way i await the keffals out of rehab saga in which he never says a single problematic thing ever again since like he said the drugs are why he was acting the way he was so once hes clean he should be totally acceptable and not cause a single problem or anything ever.

i could see him going quiet for a week then coming back saying how the rehab place was so transphobic that they refused to let him even take his hormones and it made him freak out so he left. but ENFO his lovely irish "friend" offered to let him stay at her place and finish his rehab there since ireland has a better healthcare system or whatever.

he is totally not just gonna go do as much coke as possible along with whatever drugs he can find in ireland all while starting a new gofundme for his expensive rehab stay and his moving funds to yet another new place as the current place triggers his addictions so he wants to escape and go somewhere better.
Benzo and alcohol withdrawal can cause death. Heroin could aswell, but that's primarily because the people that do die during heroin withdrawal have other health complications, like a weak heart.
 
Agreed. Also 30-45 days for rehab? Jeff Hardy has been in rehab for months over pain medication. This dumb fuck is going on another vacation.
devils advocate, jeff hardy probably has a much more severe addiction then keffals, if it is real.

jeff hardy has spent the last 20+ years diving off of ladders and through tables and getting hit in the head with chairs while keffals has spent the last 20 years sitting around eating garbage and snickering like a retard.
 
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Yeah right.
  • Lucas decides to cut his cock off.
  • Lucas decides to sniff around kiddies for his "ranch".
  • Lucas decides to promote bathtub hormones to kids.
  • Lucas decides to attack KF for recording his most embarassing tweets, that HE decided to write and publish.
  • Lucas decides to grift a shitload of money for non existant legal action and dox himself.
  • Lucas decides drugs are a great idea.

    I can't quite see at what point KF was involved in making any of his shit life choices for him, unless we have a secret device that makes people total fuckwits...
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The fucking gall of these faggots. You fuckups cannot rewrite history. Keffals rode high for months, thinking that he killed us, grifting $100k, fleeing Canada, and getting the most ass pats he had ever gotten in his entire life. He rode this high until it became crystal clear that stories of our death had been greatly exaggerated. His drug habit, which seems to have been ongoing but got a serious boost when it got crowd funded, jumped into high gear as his failure caught up with him.

In between Dublin and today what harassment has Luke gotten that wasn't from his own fucking side? Where is the constant stream of swatings? Where are the boxes of already paid food delivered to his apartment? What did we do besides exist that led Luke to get fucked up on dope and do a personal army request on some dumbass he was beefing with?

Lastly, I wish these drug and discord addled men would finally all agree on the number of people the site's killed.
 
I highly doubt he's using full on heroin/fent (same dif nowadays if they're cutting non-oppiates with fent.) "Regular" high strength pharma opiates he needs for his ever painful amhole seem more likely. He's also abusing ADHD meds for sure because nobody who troons is going to turn down meds that the doctor offers them unless it's actively dysphoric or unpleasant. Other than that it's probably alcohol, weed, benzos, and coke.
Lucas is probably lying that it's bad enough to kill him, I'd assume stretching the truth of how addicted he is to benzos/booze to arrive at that conclusion.
 
devils advocate, jeff hardy probably has a much more severe addiction then keffals, if it is real.

jeff hardy has spent the last 20+ years diving off of ladders and through tables and getting hit in the head with chairs while keffals has spent the last 20 years sitting around eating garbage and snickering like a retard.
Keffals cut off his cock and balls. Every living moment is a nightmare that reminds him of how he butchered himself because he couldn't get laid.
 
If he thinks that that stressed out Nurse is gonna treat him like he's at the Goddamn Ritz Carlton, it's gonna another thing coming. A bit of a powerlevel, but I've worked in inpatient mental health, mainly dealing with people that were experiencing major psychosis through drug addiction or people that were born with severe mental illness such as paranoid schizophrenia, bipolar 1 and 2, along with schizophrenia caused by drug use such as meth, etc....

Unless he's got money pouring out of that hole where his dick used to be, the most he's gonna get is three square meals, a bed, and no access to Twitter. Also, he's gonna be around other people that are coming off of hard drugs, sexually pre-occupied pts, pt's that have been off their meds for s long, they don't even know who they are and how they got there, some may think they're Jesus Christ coming back to save us, others pts they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, or people that failed to delete themselves. His inpatient social worker is gonna make sure that they get the right help and it's up to HIM to make sure that they attend the meetings, etc...they're just gonna make sure that whatever drugs they're on, it's fully out of their system. Once they're D/C, it's "Have a nice life, don't come back....if you do, we're just gonna label you a frequent flyer and start the whole process all over again. However, please don't waste our time."

Do I feel bad for this incel that couldn't get his dick sucked, so he decided to chop it off? Hell no. However, maybe, JUST maybe, a bit of self reflection and change MAY change his way's. I highly doubt that, of course. A shit leopard doesn't change their shit spots.

Hi, Keffals!
 
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The fucking gall of these faggots. You fuckups cannot rewrite history. Keffals rode high for months, thinking that he killed us, grifting $100k, fleeing Canada, and getting the most ass pats he had ever gotten in his entire life. He rode this high until it became crystal clear that stories of our death had been greatly exaggerated. His drug habit, which seems to have been ongoing but got a serious boost when it got crowd funded, jumped into high gear as his failure caught up with him.

In between Dublin and today what harassment has Luke gotten that wasn't from his own fucking side? Where is the constant stream of swatings? Where are the boxes of already paid food delivered to his apartment? What did we do besides exist that led Luke to get fucked up on dope and do a personal army request on some dumbass he was beefing with?

Lastly, I wish these drug and discord addled men would finally all agree on the number of people the site's killed.
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